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ジサツブシ
唐突ですが私は
今から首を吊ろうと思います
こんなにもやるせない世界から
とっととおさらばしたいと思います
でもね あれれ
首吊る紐がありませんでした
なんて素晴らしい人生でしょう
なんて素晴らしい人生でしょう
首吊る紐がなかったおかげで
私はまだ生きている
次こそはですね私は
練炭自殺を図ろうと思います
一酸化炭素中毒になりながら
走馬灯を眺めたいと思います
でもね あれれ
ライターのオイルが切れてました
なんて素晴らしい人生でしょう
なんて素晴らしい人生でしょう
ライターのオイルが切れてたおかげで
私はまだ生きている
三度目の正直に私は
薬を飲んでサヨナラしようと思います
大量の錠剤を水で流し込み
布団でそのときを待とうと思います
でもね あれれ
水道が止められておりました
なんて素晴らしい人生でしょう
なんて素晴らしい人生でしょう
水道代払い忘れてたおかげで
私はまだ生きて 生き延びて
この人生はまるで気まぐれに
理由をつけては続くのでしょう
お見苦しいかとは思いますが
お付き合い願います
あっぱらぱーら ぱっぱ
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Jisatsu Bushi
Toutotsu desu ga watakushi wa
Ima kara kubi o tsurou to omoimasu
Konna ni mo yarusenai sekai kara
Tottoto o-saraba shitai to omoimasu
Demo ne arere
Kubi tsuru himo ga arimasen deshita
Nante subarashii jinsei deshou
Nante subarashii jinsei deshou
Kubi tsuru himo ga nakatta okage de
Watashi wa mada ikiteiru
Tsugi koso wa desu ne watakushi wa
Retan jisatsu o hakarou to omoimasu
Issankatanso chuudoku ni narinagara
Soumatou o nagametai to omoimasu
Demo ne arere
Raitaa no oiru ga kiretemashita
Nante subarashii jinsei deshou
Nante subarashii jinsei deshou
Raitaa no oiru ga kireteta okage de
Watashi wa mada ikiteiru
Sando-me no shoujiki ni watakushi wa
Kusuri o nonde sayonara shiyou to omoimasu
Tairyou no jouzai o mizu de nagashikomu
Futon de sono toki o matou to omoimasu
Demo ne arere
Suidou ga tomerarete orimashita
Nante subarashii jinsei deshou
Nante subarashii jinsei deshou
Suidoudai harai wasureteta okage de
Watashi wa mada ikite ikinobite
Kono jinsei wa maru de kimagure ni
Riyuu o tsukete wa tsudzuku no deshou
O-migurushii ka to wa omoimasu ga
O-tsukiai negaimasu
Apparapaara pappa
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A Suicide Tune
I know it's sudden, but,
I'm thinking I might go and hang myself
Yes, I think it might do me well to act now,
And say farewell to this dreary world
But... oh, huh...
I guess I don't have any rope!
Isn't life just wonderful that way?
Isn't life just wonderful that way?
Since I didn't have rope for a noose,
I continue to live!
Next time, hm, well...
I think I'll kill myself with charcoal
Yes, I think I'd like to gaze into a lantern
As I suffer from carbon monoxide poisoning
But... oh, huh...
I guess my lighter is all out of oil!
Isn't life just wonderful that way?
Isn't life just wonderful that way?
Since my lighter didn't have any oil,
I continue to live!
Third time's the charm, I say;
I think I'll say goodbye by overdosing on drugs
Yes, I'll wash down a whole load of pills with water,
And just wait on my bed for the time to come
But... oh, huh...
I guess the water supply was cut!
Isn't life just wonderful that way?
Isn't life just wonderful that way?
Since I forgot to pay the water bill,
I continue to live, and live long!
Honestly, this life of mine is so fickle;
It keeps finding reasons to go on!
I think it's pretty unsightly, myself,
But please, let's get along!
Ah-palah-palah... pah-pah!