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その魔王はまるで恋する乙女のように
新卒で魔王職につきまして
勇者の挑戦を待つ日々
正義を討つのが生きがいだが
あいつ一向に戦いに来ない
高校から使っている
グングニルのお手入れは十全
アクセスしやすいように
新宿に事務所を借りたんだぞ
戦いの舞台はセッティング済み
トイレはウォシュレット付きに換えた
事務所内での分煙も徹底してる
いつ来ても最高の状態で戦える!
なのになぜお前は来てくれないんだ!
呑気に雑誌のコラムとか書くんじゃねぇ
ガーデニングがマイブームってなんだよ
ベランダでバジル育ててる場合か!?
もう怒った!メールしよ
「来ないならばこちらから殺しに行くぞ!」っと
事務所には来ないくせに
返信はわりかし早めに来た
「だって大した悪さしなそうじゃん
昨日テレビ出てんの見たけど何あれ?
“店員に偉そうな奴はビンタの刑”って
政治家の方がまだ危険思想だぞ」
だってあーゆうおじさん見てて腹立つじゃん!
てかテレビでひどいこと言っちゃダメなんだぞ
青森のおじいちゃんも見てるんだぞ?
全国放送の怖さをなめんなよ!?
さすがにさみしくなってきた
これじゃアイデンティティーが瓦解する
こんな時は花占いだ!
来る来ない…×5
来る! 来た!
「加湿器買うついでにちょっと寄ってみたよ
せっかくだし今から軽く飲みに行かない?」
魔王(ひと)の気持ち軽く踏みにじんのやめない?
別に優しくされたいわけじゃねぇんだよ!
まあ、行くけど…
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Sono Maou wa Marude Koisuru Otome no You ni
Shinsotsu de maou-shoku ni tsukimashite
Yuusha no chousen o matsu hibi
Seigi o utsu no ga iki ga ita ga
Aitsu ikkou ni tatakai ni konai
Koukou kara tsukatteiru
Gunguniru no o-teire wa juuzen
Akusesu shiyasui you ni
Shinjuku ni jimusho o karitanda zo
Tatakai no butai wa settingu sumi
Toire wa Uoshuretto tsuki ni kaeta
Jimusho-nai de no bunen mo tettei shiteru
Itsu kite mo saikou no joutai de tatakaeru!
Nano ni naze omae wa kite kurenainda!
Nonki ni zasshi no koramu toka kakun janee
Gaadeningu ga maibuumu tte nanda yo
Beranda de bajiru sodateteru baai ka!?
Mou okotta! Meeru shiyo
"Konai naraba kochira kara koroshi ni iku zo!" tto
Jimujo ni wa konai kuse ni
Henji wa warikashi hayame ni kita
"Datte taishita warusa shinasou jan
Kinou terebi deten no mita kedo nani are?
"Tenin ni erasou na yatsu wa binta no kei" tte
Seijika no hou ga mada kikenshisou da zo"
Datte aayuu ojisan mitete haratatsu jan!
Teka terebi de hidoi koto iccha dame nanda zo
Aomori no ojii-chan mo miterun da zo?
Zenkoku housou no kowasa o namenna yo!?
Sasuga ni samishiku natte kita
Kore ja aidentiti ga gakai suru
Konna toki wa hanauranai da!
Kuru konai... (x5)
Kuru! Kita!
"Kashitsuki kau tsuide ni chotto yotte mita yo
Sekkaku dashi ima kara karuku nomi ni ikanai?"
Hito no kimochi karuku fuminijin no yamenai?
Betsu ni yasashiku saretai wake janeen da yo!
Maa, iku kedo...
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The Dark Lord's Like a Fawning Girl
I got a Dark Lord job after graduation,
And I awaited the hero's challenge
To attack justice is my very life,
And yet he won't come fight me...
I made repairs to my Gungnir,
Which I've been using since high school
And to allow for easy access,
I rented an office in Shinjuku!
The stage for our battle is perfectly set,
And there's even a Washlet in the toilet
The office has smoking and non-smoking...
We can have a perfect battle anytime!
So then why won't you come over?!
Don't sit there lazily writing magazine columns!
I see you're really into gardening right now!
What, are you growing basil on your veranda?!
Ooh, I'm mad! I'll text him!
"IF YOU DON'T COME I'LL COME KILL YOU MYSELF!", I sent
And despite not coming to the office,
The reply came surprisingly quick
"You're not such a big baddie, dude;
Just what was that I saw on TV yesterday?
"Self-important guy slaps store clerk in face"?
Politicians are more dangerous than you!"
Well, like, just looking at that old guy pissed me off!
And they shouldn't say such mean things on TV!
What if my grandpa from Aomori was watching?
Do you know the horror of being on national TV?!
Of course, I started to get really lonely...
This is really afflicting my identity...
It's time to consult the flowers!
He'll come, he won't come...
He'll come! HE'S HERE!
"I was out buying a humidifier, so I dropped in;
While I'm here, how about we go for a little drinking?"
Would you stop trampling on Dark Lords' feelings?!
I-It's not like I want you to be nice to me, geez!
But... sure, I'll go...