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星のとなりの空け者～織姫～
神様に嫌われた二人は
天の川を挟んで一人と一人。
一年に一度、七夕の夜にだけ
会うことを許されたのでした。
しかしそれも晴れた時だけ。
まだ梅雨空が続くその日は
滅多に張れることなどないのです。
人は七夕の雨を催涙雨と呼ぶのでした。
彼は行ってしまった 天の川の向こう側
約束の日は一度も晴れたことがない
神様のいじわるに抗う方法を探して
カッパという妖怪が川を渡れると知った
だけどカッパは滅多に見つからない
とんでもないレア妖怪
困り果てたある日街外れで
妖怪の群れに遭遇した
妖怪たちが靴ひも結べなくて泣いてる
ママにやってもらったのがほどけて泣いてる
アホすぎて不憫で教えてあげたら
すごい！やけに懐く！グイグイくる！
そのような経緯で設立しちゃいました
泣く子も滅ぶ妖怪派遣会社
低能妖怪なんざ低賃金で使っても
たまにガムでも与えれば大喜びで働いた
社員の個性（妖術）を生かした営業（脅迫）
政治家とも仲良し（癒着）
天の川を渡るってサイエンス・フィクション？
経営のほうが大事だろ！
妖怪たちが食券買えなくて泣いてる
食券というシステムを理解できず泣いてる
こんなところに経営の落とし穴があるとは
社食が丸々無駄じゃねーか！
そんなアホな会社の評判を聞きつけて
一匹のカッパが面接を受けにきた
カッパって何か引っかかる気がする
たしかずっと探していたような
七夕の夜 カッパに依頼する
会えない辛さに目を逸らしていた
何かに夢中になって誤魔化した
だけど今は願う
彦星を連れてきて
カッパは大きく頷いて
「任せてください」と言った
どうして彦星をボコボコにしてんの！？
デッドオアアライブって発注したっけ？
お前も例に漏れずアホ妖怪か！
帰りはやけに遅いのにパンチは早いのな！
彦星がノビていた
昔より大人になって
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Hoshi no Tonari no Utsukemono ~Orihime~
Kamisama ni kirawareta futari wa
Amanogawa o hasande hitori to hitori.
Ichinen ni ichido, Tanabata no yoru ni dake
Au koto o yurusareta no deshita.
Shikashi sore mo hareta toki dake.
Mada tsuyuzora ga tszudzuku sono hi wa
Metta ni fureru koto nado nai no desu.
Hito wa Tanabata no ame o sairui ame to yobu no deshita.
Kare wa itte shimatta Amanogawa no mukou-gawa
Yakusoku no hi wa ichido mo hareta koto ga nai
Kamisama no ijiwaru ni aragau houhou o sagashite
Kappa toiu youkai ga kawa o watareru to shitta
Dakedo kappa wa metta ni mitsukaranai
Tondemonai rea youkai
Komarihateta aru hi machihazure de
Youkai no mure ni souguu shita
Youkai-tachi ga kutsuhimo musubenakute naiteru
Mama ni yatte moratta no ga hodokete naiteru
Aho sugite fubin de oshiete agetara
Sugoi! Yake ni natsuku! Guigui kuru!
Sono you na keii de setsuritsu shichaimashita
Naku ko mo horobu youkai haken kaisha
Teinou youkai nanza teichingin de tsukatte mo
Tama ni gamu demo ataereba ooyorokobi de hataraita
Shain no youjutsu o ikashita kyouhaku
Seijika tomo yuchaku
Amanogawa o wataru tte saiensu fikushon?
Keiei no hou ga daiji daro!
Youkai-tachi ga shokken kaenakute naiteru
Shokken toiu shisutemu o rikai dekizu naiteru
Konna tokoro ni keiei no otoshiana ga aru to wa
Shashoku ga marumaru muda janee ka!
Sonna aho na kaisha no hyouban o kikitsukete
Ippiki no kappa ga mensetsu o uke ni kita
Kappa tte nanika hikkakaru ki ga suru
Tashika zutto sagashiteita you na
Tanabata no yoru kappa ni irai suru
Aenai tsurasa ni me o sorashiteita
Nanika ni muchuu ni natte gomakashita
Dakedo ima wa negau negau negau
Hikoboshi o tsurete kite
Kappa wa ookiku unazuite
"Makasete kudasai" to itta
Doushite Hikoboshi o bokoboko ni shiten no?!
Deddo oa araibu tte hacchuu shitakke?
Omae mo rei ni morezu aho youkai ka!
Kaeri wa yake ni osoi no ni panchi wa hayai no na!
Hikoboshi ga nobiteita
Mukashi yori otona ni natte
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Fools Among the Stars ~Orihime~
A couple scorned by the gods,
separated by the Milky Way itself.
Only once a year, on the night of Tanabata,
were they permitted to meet.
But even then, only if the sky was clear.
And with the threat of overcast skies,
such an occasion was rare indeed.
People came to call the Tanabata rain a rain of tears.
He's gone now, across the Milky Way,
And the promised day has never been clear
Searching for ways to oppose this divine prank,
I learned that kappa could cross the Way
But kappa are rarely to be found,
A phenenomally rare youkai
And one day, on the outskirts of town,
I encountered a crowd of them...
The youkai cried, their shoelaces untied,
Since their mothers always did it for them
Feeling pity for the imbeciles, I taught them, and...
Wow! We love you! We'll follow you anywhere!
Omitting many more details of that sort,
I formed a fearsome youkai dispatch company
The idiotic youkai were paid low wages,
But given packs of gum, they worked with glee
Their talents made terror-business boom,
And we even got along with politicians
Isn't crossing the Milky Way just science fiction?
Management is far more important!
The youkai cried, having no meal tickets,
Since they didn't understand the system at all
A management problem here, of all places...?
Is that cafeteria going entirely to waste?!
Hearing the reputation of this idiotic company,
A kappa came over for an interview
Hm, but, what is it about this kappa?
I kind of feel like I've been looking for one...
On the night of Tanabata, I asked the kappa...
I'd ignored the pain of our not meeting...
I pretended I was simply deep in thought...
But now I beg you, beg you,
Bring Hikoboshi to me...
The kappa swung its head nodding;
"Just leave it to me," it said...
Why the hell are you beating up Hikoboshi?!
Did I specify to bring him dead or alive?
Just as dumb as the rest, aren't you, youkai?!
So slow returning, but such a fast puncher!
Hikoboshi stood tall,
More mature than he'd been before...