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千夜一夜千日手
風が吹けばスカートがめくれて
運転手がよそ見して事故る
突っ込まれたコンビニからエロ本が
飛ばされて少年の前に落ちる
少年はそのエロ本をこっそり持ち帰り
テスト前にもかかわらず読みふけりました
すみずみまで逃さないで一字一句全て暗記して
しまいには少年は神になりました
神は新しい世界を創り
みんなにスカートとパンツをはかせました
神は世界に風吹かせました
とても穏やかな顔でした
千日手
風が吹けば(中略)エロ本が飛ばされて
純情な少女の前に落ちる
表紙だけは可愛い絵柄なので
騙されて少女は持ち帰る
家に帰り本を開いたら裸で変なポーズしてて
少女は思わずそのモノマネをしました
下心も打算もなく裸でそのポーズ極め
その意味を知ったとき悪魔になりました
男女問わず喰い尽くした悪魔は
次の標的を神に定めました
悪魔は神の股間を蹴り上げました
そして二人は恋に落ちました
神と悪魔の恋は禁断なので
キスをしただけで世界は滅びました
ビッグバンからまたやり直しましょう
宇宙にまた同じ風が吹く
千日手
桶屋が儲かりました
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Senya Ichiya Sennichite
Kaze ga fukeba sukaato ga mekurete
Untenshu ga yoso mishite jikoru
Tsukkomareta konbini kara ero-hon ga
Tobasarete shounen no mae ni ochiru
Shounen wa sono ero-hon o kossori mochikaeri
Tesuto mae ni mo kakawarazu yomifukerimashita
Sumizumi made nogasanaide ichijiikko subete anki shite
Shimai ni wa shounen wa kami ni narimashita
Kami wa atarashii sekai o tsukuri
Minna ni sukaato to pantsu o hakasemashita
Kami wa sekai ni kaze fukasemashita
Totemo odayaka na kao deshita
Sennichite
Kaze ga fukeba ero-hon ga tobaesarete
Junjou na shoujo no mae ni ochiru
Hyoushi dake wa kawaii egara nano de
Damasarete shoujo wa mochikaeru
Ie ni kaeri hon o aitara hadaka de hen na poozu shitete
Shoujo wa omowazu sono monomane o shimashita
Shitagokoro mo dasan mo naku hadaka sono poozu kiwame
Sono imi o shitta toki akuma ni narimashita
Danjo towazu kuitsukushita akuma wa
Tsugi no hyouteki o kami ni sadamemashita
Akuma wa kami no kokan o keriagemashita
Soshite futari wa koi ni ochimashita
Kami to akuma to no koi wa kindan nano de
Kisu o shita dake de sekai wa horobimashita
Biggu ban kara mata yarinaoshimashou
Uchuu mata onnaji kaze ga fuku
Sennichite
Okeya ga moukarimashita
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One Thousand Senseless Repetitions
When the wind blew, a skirt lifted up,
A driver looked away, and there was an accident
Porno from the store came out,
Fluttering down before a boy's eyes
The boy took the magazine home in secret,
And in spite of the coming test, he read it obsessively
He looked through every page, memorized every word,
And in the end, the boy became a god
The god started a new world,
Where everyone wore skirts and panties
The god blew wind through the world,
His face so wonderfully peaceful
Over and over and forever
When the wind blew (etc, etc), porno fluttered down
Before an innocent girl's eyes
The cover had a cute design, at least,
So the unwitting girl took it home
Once home, she opened it to find naked figures posing strangely,
And without noticing, the girl came to mimic them
Without any impure thoughts or self-interest, she mastered the naked poses,
And when she realized their meaning, she became a demon
A demon used by both men and women
Decided upon a god as their next target
The demon gave the god a kick to the nether regions,
And then the two fell in love
Love between gods and demons was forbidden,
So with a mere kiss, the world was destroyed
Time to start all over from the Big Bang,
With the same wind blowing through the universe
Over and over and forever
And the bucket-maker made a profit*