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盗み出せ!アンティークのチキン
我が名は怪盗・スプモーニ
狙うは金の卵を産むニワトリ
探偵が策を練ってるらしいが
私を止められるだろうか
変幻自在神出鬼没
マジシャンのような鮮やかさで
華麗に軽々と侵入に成功
簡単なお仕事だったわね
出来の悪い唐揚げが
鳥かごの中で鎮座
調理すんな!!!しかも腐っている
アンティークのチキン
「捕まえたぞ怪盗め
これなら盗めないだろう」
いや確かに盗めないけど
盗むより酷くない?
私をあざ笑うかのように
唐揚げをタッパーに入れる探偵
こんなの持ち帰らないし食わないよ
高そうなお箸添えてくるな
奇々怪々大胆不敵
探偵というより狂戦士(バーサーカー)
だがおかしい……読めたぞ本物はどこだ?
どこかに隠しているのだろう?
口と奥歯隙間から
ズリ出される別の鳥
どうやったの!??四次元歯茎か?
手品なら教えて
伏し目がちで気の毒な
ほど参ったニワトリが
ただの白い卵を産んだ
間違えちゃったの?
警察を呼ぶ探偵
じゃあアンタ何しに来た?
このままだと多分捕まるの
アンタなんじゃないの?
逃げなきゃ!でも予告通り
盗めななきゃ怪盗の名折れ
腐りきった鳥を盗む羽目に
あの探偵め!
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Nusumidase! Antiiku no Chikin
Waga na wa kaitou Supumooni
Nerau wa kin no tamago o umu niwatori
Tantei ga saku o netteru rashii ga
Watashi o tomerareru darou ka
Hengenjizai shinshutsukibotsu
Majishan no you na azayakasa de
Karei ni karugaru to shinnyuu ni seikou
Kantan na oshigoto datta wa ne
Deki no warui karaage ga
Torikago no naka de chinza
Chouri sunna!!! Shikamo kusatteiru
Antiiku no chikin
"Tsukamaeta zo kaitou-me
Kore nara nusumenai darou"
Iya tashika ni nusumenai kedo
Nusumu yori hidokunai?
Watashi o azawarau ka no you ni
Karaage o tappaa ni ireru tantei
Konna no mochikaeranaishi kuwanai yo
Takasou na o-hashi soetekuru na
Kikikaikai daitanfuteki
Tantei to iu yori baasaakaa
Daga okashii... yometa zo honmono wa doko da?
Dokoka ni kakushiteiru no darou?
Kuchi to okuba sukima kara
Zuridasareru betsu no tori
Dou yatta no!?? Yon-jigen haguki ka?
Tejina nara oshiete
Fushimegachi de ki no doku na
Hodo maitta niwatori ga
Tada no shiroi tamago o unda
Machigaechatta no?
Keisatsu o yobu tantei
Jaa anta nani shi ni kita?
Kono mama dato tabun tsukamaru no
Anta nan janai no?
Nigenakya! Demo yokoku-doori
Nusumenanakya kaitou no naore
Kusarikitta tori o nusumu hame ni
Ano tantei-me!
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Steal the Antique Chicken!
I am the phantom thief, Spumoni
My target: the chicken that lays golden eggs!
It appears the detective is hatching a plan,
But I wonder, can she stop me?
Appearance illusive, I'm highly elusive
With brilliant technique like a magician,
Splendid and simple, my infiltration is a success
What a simple job that was...
Badly-made fried chicken,
Enshrined within a birdcage
Don't cook it!!! Plus, it's rotting!
This antique chicken...!
"I've caught you, vile thief!
Can't steal it like this, can you?"
Uh, sure, I guess I can't steal it,
But isn't this something far worse?
As if specifically to mock me,
The detective puts the fried chicken in tupperware
You can't take that stuff home, and you can't eat it!
Don't decorate it with fancy chopsticks!
Full of mysteries, and full of audacity
Less a detective, she's more of a berserker
But it's strange... I know your game! Where's the real one?
Could you be hiding it somewhere?
From the gap between her mouth and molars,
Another bird comes sliding out
How'd you do that?!? Fourth-dimensional gums?
If it's a magic trick, teach me!
The chicken, whose downcast look
Was enough to make me feel bad
Laid just a regular white egg...
Did you mix them up?
The detective calls the police;
Well then, what were you even here for?
At this rate, the one getting arrested
Is probably gonna be you, right?
Gotta run! But failing to steal what I promised
Is a disgrace for a phantom thief
Now I'm left stealing a rotten old bird...
Curse that detective!