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次元跳躍シャンプーハット
三次元に行こう。
長い研究の末完成した
次元跳躍シャンプーハット
これを使えば 次元の壁は超え放題
二次元世界の退屈さは
突然たくさんの女の子に好かれたり
飛び抜けた才能を生まれ持ったり
普通すぎる日々で
三次元に行こう。
パンツまでつぶさに再現された
俺のフィギュアが売ってる
不特定多数が愛でてるの?
三次元人 気持ち悪
そんなものに頼らずに現実で
ハーレム作れば良いのに
気持ち悪さにプライドを
感じているフシさえあるから
手遅れだ 三次元
長居はしたくない場所だ
あくまで他の漫画やアニメに
混ざるための通路にしよう
イタズラしてやる
スポーツものでビームを撃ったり
時代劇でエアロビしたり
世界観クラッシャーだぜ
三次元に行こう。
路上で洗髪してるくらいで
職務質問しますか?
「清潔かよ!」ってツッコんで
次のシーンでは 忘れてよ
コメディーの住人にそんな対応
世界観クラッシャーだ
命はギャグで戻せるが
落としたテンポは取り戻せない
愚かなり 三次元
路地に隠れて街を見る
待ち受け画面やストラップにも
至る所に二次元グッズ
よほど憧れているらしい
皆どこか退屈そうで
ここじゃない世界探して
もっと自分の場所を愛せばいいのに
俺も二次元を愛してみよう
考えてみりゃ最高だろ?
だいたいいつも奇跡起こるし
努力はカットでダイジェスト
帰って美女だらけのエレベーターに
偶然にも閉じ込められて
全員とフラグ立てるか
画面の向こうでヨダレ垂らして
見ていろよ 三次元
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Jigen Chouyaku Shanpuu Hatto
Sanjigen ni ikou.
Nagai kenkyuu no sue kansei shita
Jigen chouyaku shanpuu hatto
Kore o tsukaeba jigen no kabe wa koe houdai
Nijigen sekai no taikutsusa wa
Totsuzen takusan no onna no ko ni sukaretari
Tobinuketa sainou o umare mottari
Futsuu sugiru hibi de
Sanjigen ni ikou.
Pantsu made tsubusa ni saigen sareta
Ore no figyua ga utteru
Futokuteitasuu ga medeteru no?
Sanjigen-jin kimochi waru
Sonna mono ni tayorazu ni genjitsu de
Haaremu tsukureba ii no ni
Kimochi warusa ni puraido o
Kanjiteiru fushi sae aru kara
Teokure da sanjigen
Nagai wa shitakunai basho da
Akumade hoka no manga ya anime ni
Mazaru tame no tsuuro ni shiyou
Itazura shite yaru
Supootsu mono de biimu o uttari
Jidaigeki de aerobi shitari
Sekaikan kurasshaa da ze
Sanjigen ni ikou.
Rojou de senpatsu shiteru kurai de
Shokumu shitsumon shimasu ka?
"Seiketsu ka yo!" tte tsukkonde
Tsugi no shiin de wa wasurete yo
Komedii no juunin ni sonna taiou
Sekaikan kurassha da
Inochi wa gyagu de modoseru ga
Otoshita tenpo wa torimodosenai
Orokanari sanjigen
Roji ni kakurete machi o miru
Machiuke gamen ya sutorappu ni mo
Itarutokoro ni nijigen guzzu
Yohodo agogareteiru rashii
Minna dokoka taikutsu sou de
Koko janai sekai sagashite
Motto jibun no basho o aiseba ii no ni
Ore mo nijigen o aishite miyou
Kangaete mirya saikou daro?
Daitai itsumo kiseki okoru shi
Doryoku wa katto de daijesuto
Kaette bijo darake no erebeetaa ni
Guuzen ni mo tojikomerarete
Zenin to furagu tateru ka
Gamen no mukou de yodare tarashite
Miteiro yo sanjigen
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The Dimension-Leaping Shampoo Hat
Let's go to the third dimension.
After extensive research, I finally completed it:,
The dimension-leaping shampoo hat!
With this, I can cross dimensions as much as I like!
Here's what's so boring about the 2D world:
Tons of girls suddenly fall for you all at once,
Everyone is born with these incredible talents,
And all of that is just so normal...
Let's go to the third dimension.
With even the underwear lovingly reproduced,
They're selling figurines of me!
Just how many adore me?
These 3D people are disgusting!
Even without relying on that,
I suppose I could make a harem,
But with how gross they are,
My pride would never allow it...
So it's too late, third dimension!
I don't want to stay long here,
So I'll go into other manga and anime
And mess them up instead!
Let's play some pranks!
In sports stories, I shoot lasers!
In historical ones, I do aerobics!
I'm a crusher of genres!
Let's go to the third dimension.
Does something like shampooing on the street
Really warrant police questioning?
"Hey, I'm clean!" I wittily reply,
So by the next scene... Forget it happened!
Treating someone from a comedy this way,
You're the true crusher of genres!
Life will return to normal with gags,
But I'll never get back on pace...
So idiotic, third dimension!
Hiding in an alley, I watch the town,
And from their screens to their phone straps,
2D merchandise is everywhere;
They seem to yearn for it...
Everyone is just bored somehow,
Searching for a world that's not their own...
If only they loved their own world more...
So I'll try loving the 2D world myself
Just think about it - isn't it the best?
After all, miracles are always happening,
And effort can be cut down to a digest!
I return in an elevator full of beautiful women,
And the door just so happens to shut
Is this foreshadowing or what?
Keep drooling on the other side of the screen;
Keep on lookin', third dimension!