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そして誰もいなくなって
見せてあげましょう！
私の名推理
さあ 残虐な殺人犯
覚悟しなさいな
山深くにある旅館で殺人事件が発生。
大雨により道が断たれ、警察を呼ぶことができない。
そこにたまたま居合わせた探偵は犯人の特定を試みる。
容疑者は宿泊客の8人……。
容疑者A・被害者の親友
恋人を奪われた恨みを持つ
うなじに刺青「派手な復讐」
呆れるほど血のついたナイフを持ってた
容疑者B・刃物の収集家
生肉を切ることに興味津々
「豚肉程度じゃもう満たされない」
食欲ではなさそうなヨダレが漏れる
容疑者C・なぜか血まみれ
どう見ても致死量以上の
水筒でゴクゴクいくそれも
赤いけどワインじゃないでしょ？
容疑者D・快楽殺人鬼
殺しから興奮を得るよ
「誰でもいいわけじゃないから」
誰でもダメだよ
見せてあげましょう！
私の名推理 でも
容疑者は足りてるけど
被害者が足りない
捕まえましょう！
私の活躍で！でも
一旦全員逮捕した方がいいよ
容疑者E・挙動が激不審
不安げに語られるアリバイは
「アイダホまで飛び家畜の血を吸ってた」
嘘つきではないのならUMAだよ
容疑者F・清らかな目の人
アフリカで学校を作ってるよ
この並びだと逆に怪しい
振り込め詐欺何回もやってそうだよ
容疑者G・飢えたグリズリー
女将のペット・ホイップちゃん
新潟で起きた辛い事故で
人の味覚えたらしいよ
容疑者H・快楽殺人鬼
奇跡だよ二人もいるとは
一人目と意気投合
「誰でもいいよな！」
見せてあげましょう！
私の名推理 でも
犯人は足りてるけど
事件が足りない
捕まえましょう！
唯一のヒントは そう
ダイイングメッセージの 鼻にホクロ
全員にあるよ
女将が不安で泣いてるよ
これじゃ趣味の拷問に集中できない
解ける気がしないけど
とりあえず決め台詞
犯人はこの中にいる！
揃いも揃って
「そりゃそうだ」って顔すな
証拠は足りてるけど
死体が足りない
捕まえましょう！
私の活躍で なんと
清らかな目の人が自首したよ
殺人と振り込め詐欺で
逮捕！一件落着！
……他の人は何？
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Soshite Daremo Inakunatte
Misete agemashou!
Watashi no meisuiri
Saa zangyaku na satsujinhan
Kakugo shinasai na
Yama fukaku ni aru ryokan de satsujin jiken ga hassei.
Ooame ni yori michi ga tatare, keisatsu o yobu koto ga dekinai.
Soko ni tamatama iawaseta tantei wa hannin no tokutei o kokoromiru.
Yougisha wa shukuhakukyaku no hachi-nin...
Yougisha A - higaisha no shinyuu
Koibito o ubawareta urami o motsu
Unaji ni irezumi "hade na fukushuu"
Akireru hodo chi no tsuita naifu o motteta
Yougisha B - hamono no shuushuuka
Namaniku o kiru koto ni kyoumishinshin
"Butaniku teido ja mou mitasarenai"
Shokuyoku de wa nasasou na yodare ga moreru
Yougisha C - nazeka chimamire
Dou mite mo chishiryou ijou no
Suitou de gokugoku iku sore mo
Akai kedo wain janai desho?
Yougisha D - kairaku satsujinki
Koroshi kara koufun o eru yo
"Dare demo ii wake janai kara"
Dare demo dame da yo
Misete agemashou!
Watashi no meisuiri demo
Yougisha wa tariteru kedo
Higaisha ga tarinai
Tsukamaemashou!
Watashi no katsuyaku de! Demo
Ittan zenin taiho shita hou ga ii yo
Yougisha E - kyodou ga geki fushin
Fuange ni katarareru aribai wa
"Aidaho made tobi kachiku no chi o sutteta"
Usotsuki de wa nai no nara UMA da yo
Yougisha F - kiyoraka na me no hito
Afurika de gakkou o tsukutteru yo
Kono narabi dato gyaku ni ayashii
Furikome sagi nankai mo yattesou da yo
Yougisha G - ueta gurizurii
Okami no petto Hoippu-chan
Niigata de okita tsurai jiko de
Hito no aji oboeta rashii yo
Yougisha H - kairaku satsujinki
Kiseki da yo futari mo iru to wa
Hitori-me to ikitougou
"Dare demo ii yo na!"
Misete agemashou!
Watashi no meisuiri demo
Hannin wa tariteru kedo
Jiken ga tarinai
Tsukamaemashou!
Yuiitsu no hinto wa sou
Daiingu messeiji no hana ni hokuro
Zenin ni aru yo
Okami ga fuan de naiteru yo
Kore ja shumi no goumon ni shuuchuu dekinai
Tokeru ki ga shinai kedo
Toriaezu kime-serifu
Hannin wa kono naka ni iru!
Soroi mo sorotte
"Sorya sou da" tte kao suna
Shouko wa tariteru kedo
Shitai ga tarinai
Tsukamaemashou!
Watashi no katsuyaku de nanto
Kiyoraka na me no hito ga jishu shita yo
Satsujin to furikome sagi de
Taiho! Ikken rakuchaku!
...Hoka no hito wa nani?
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And Then Let There Be None
Allow me to show you,
My brilliant deduction!
Now, you vile murderer,
Prepare to be uncovered!
There's been a murder at an inn deep in the mountains.
Due to heavy rain, the roads are closed, and the police can't be called in.
A detective who happened to be present attempts to identify the culprit.
The suspects are the 8 guests staying at the inn...
Suspect A, the victim's best friend,
Who has a grudge over his stolen lover
Tattooed on the back of his neck is "Flashy Revenge,"
And he held a knife stained with shocking amounts of blood
Suspect B, the knife collector
He's deeply fascinated by cutting up meat
"I won't be satisfied with just pork anymore..."
He drools, and seemingly not out of hunger
Suspect C, covered in blood for some reason,
Which absolutely looks like it's more than fatal
And that stuff you're glugging in your canteen -
It's red, but it's not wine, is it?
Suspect D, a murderer for pleasure
He gets excitement from his kills
"Well, it's not like just anybody will do..."
It shouldn't be anybody!
Allow me to show you,
My brilliant deduction! Although...
We have enough suspects,
But not enough victims
Allow me to catch them,
With my dazzling technique! Although...
For now, I think we'd better arrest them all...
Suspect E, an extremely dubious fellow,
Who speaks his alibi with unease:
"I was flying to Idaho and sucking blood from livestock";
If you're not a liar, you're a cryptid!
Suspect F, a man with pure eyes;
He's building a school in Africa
Among this lineup, he just seems suspicious;
I bet he's done countless bank scams over the phone
Suspect G, a starving grizzly;
She's the proprietress's pet, little miss Whip
After a tragic incident in Niigata,
It seems she's learned the taste of human flesh
Suspect H, a murderer for pleasure
What a miracle that there'd be two!
He's hitting it off with the first guy;
"Yeah, anybody will do!"
Allow me to show you,
My brilliant deduction! Although...
We have enough culprits,
But not enough cases
Allow me to catch them!
The one and only hint is this:
The dying message of "mole on the nose"!
They've all got one!
The proprietress is crying anxiously;
She can't focus on her torture hobby like this
I don't feel like I can solve this,
But for now, I'll say the line:
The culprit is among us!
Every single one of you,
Don't give me that "well, yeah" look!
We have enough proof,
But not enough corpses
Allow me to catch them,
With my dazzling technique - what's that?
The man with pure eyes surrendered himself!
On counts of murder and bank fraud,
The culprit is apprehended! Case closed!
...So what about the rest of you?