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My Colorful Confuse (日本語)
卒業式の日が訪れた
8時半に登校するはずが
枕元の時計が差しているのは
もう8時20分
ギリギリ間に合うかどうかの時間
そんなピンチの中奴が現れた
学生の脇をソーメンで磨く系おじさんだ!
茹でたてのソーメンでしこたまツルツルされる!
でもそんなときは1年生の頃に柔道の須藤先生に教わった
必殺・鎖骨砕き!
1つのピンチを乗り越えたその先にいたのは
学生のうなじにミソを垂らしてくる系カラス!
でもそんなときは1年生の頃に科学の木原先生に教わった
必殺・硫酸放逐!
1羽のカラスの命を終わらせたその後に見たのは
何らかの粘液ビー玉を敷詰めてある系道路!
でもそんなときは1年生の頃に部活の河田先輩に教わった
必殺・自力反重力!
1本の道路にその意味を失わせた後いたのは
黄緑の卵を襟の裏に擦り付ける系爬虫類!
でもそんなときは2年生のころにクラスの神田川君に教わった
必殺・三つ首の魔犬召還(ケルベロスレンタル)!
ありがとう みんなからもらったものが
私の中で生きてるわ 残り時間はあと5分
1種の爬虫類の繁殖を妨げた後見たのは
道がわからないから町を平らにしてる系おばさん!
でもそんなとき2年生のころに地学の田口先生に教わった
必殺・ジャングル発毛!
1人のおばさんを遭難に導いた後ぶつかったのは
人体程度ならわずか数秒でオシャカにできる系大気!
でもそんなとき3年生のころに生物の三井先生に教わった
必殺・機械化脱皮!
1つの大気の猛攻をすり抜けた後見たのは
尻筋を引き締めてる間だけ時を止められる系魔王!
でもそんなときは3年生のころに保健の島津先生に教わった
必殺・堕天使の墜落(強力な下剤)!
1魔王に極大の屈辱を与えた後見たのは
閉まると5分くらい開かない他のルートもない系踏切!
こうなってしまったらおしまいだ!誰一人この状況を
打破することなどできない!
時刻は8時40分
トボトボ歩く帰りの道
もう諦めた瞳に写った
7人の人影
「卒業おめでとう」 待っていてくれたみんなの
声はとてもやわらかくて
泣きたくなんてないのに
笑っていたいのに
止まらない涙の落ちる先 この場所に
ここで出会った人たちに伝えたいことがあるのに
ごめんなさい ストリートファイトは教わったけど
上手にありがとうを伝える方法は教わってないの
ただ泣きじゃくる私の頭を撫でた
暖かいみんなの手のひら
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My Colorful Confuse (Romanji)
Sotsugyoushiki no hi ga otozureta
Hachi-ji-han ni toukou suru hazu ga
Makura moto no tokei ga sashiteiru no wa
Mou hachi-ji ni-juu-fun
Girigiri ma ni au ka douka no jikan
Sonna pinchi no naka yatsu ga arawareta
Gakusei no waki o soumen de migaku kei ojisan da!
Yudetate no soumen de shikotama tsurutsuru sareru!
Demo sonna toki wa ichi-nensei no koro ni juudou no Shudo-sensei ni osowatta
Hissatsu - Sakotsu Kudaki!
Hitotsu no pinchi o norikoeta sono saki ni ita no wa
Gakusei no unaji ni miso o tarashite kuru kei karasu!
Demo sonna toki wa ichi-nensei no koro ni kagaku no Mokuhara-sensei ni osowatta
Hissatsu - Ryuusan Houchiku!
Ichiwa no karasu no inochi o owaraseta sono ato ni mita no wa
Naniraka no neneki biidama o shiki tsumete aru kei douro!
Demo sonna toki wa ichi-nensei no koro ni bukatsu no Kawata-senpai ni osowatta
Hissatsu - Jiriki Hanjuuryoku!
Ippon no douro ni sono imi o ushinawaseta ato ita no wa
Ouryoku no tamago o eri no ura kosuritsukeru kei hachuurui!
Demo sonna toki wa ni-nensei no koro ni kurasu no Kandagawa-kun ni osowatta
Hissatsu - Keruberosu Rentaru!
Arigatou minna kara moratta mono ga
Watashi no naka de ikiteru wa nokori jikan wa ato go-fun
Ichishu no hachuurui no hanshoku o samatageta ato mita no wa
Michi ga wakaranai kara machi o taira ni shiteru kei obasan!
Demo sonna toki ni-nensei no koro ni chigaku no Okaguchi-sensei ni osowatta
Hissatsu - Janguru Hatsumou!
Hitori no obasan o sounan ni michibiita ato butsukatta no wa
Jintai teido nara wazuka suubyou de oshaka ni dekiru kei taiki!
Demo sonna toki san-nensei no koro ni seibutsu no Mitsui-sensei ni osowatta
Hissatsu - Kikaika Dappi!
Hitotsu no taiki no moukou o surinuketa ato mita no wa
Shiri-suji o hikishimeteru aida dake toki o tomerareru kei maou!
Demo sonna toki wa san-nensei no koro ni hoken no Shimatsu-sensei ni osowatta
Hissatsu - Kyouryoku na Gezai!
Ichi-maou ni kyoudai no kutsujoku o ataeta ato mita no wa
Shimaru to go-fun kurai akanai hoka no ruuto mo nai kei fumikiri!
Kou natte shimattara oshimai da! Dare hitori kono joukyou o
Daha suru koto nado dekinai!
Jikoku wa hachi-ji yon-juu-fun
Tobotobo aruku kaeri no michi
Mou akirameta hitomi ni utsutta
Shichi-jin no hitokage
"Sotsugyou omedetou" Matte ite kureta minna no
Koe wa totemo yawarakakute
Nakitaku nante nai no ni
Waratteitai no ni
Tomaranai namida no ochiru saki kono basho ni
Koko de deatta hito-tachi ni tsutaetai koto ga aru no ni
Gomennasai sutoriito faito wa osowatta kedo
Jouzu ni arigatou o tsutaeru houhou wa osowattenai no
Tada nakijakuru watashi no atama o nadeta
Atatakai minna no te no hira
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My Colorful Confuse (English)
My graduation day had arrived,
And I was to arrive at 8:30
But according to the clock by the bed,
It's already 8:20...
I figured I had just enough time to make it,
But despite my precidament, someone appeared...
It's an old man rubbing students with white noodles!
Those half-boiled noodles were making them all slippery!
But in my first year, judo instructor Shudo taught me...
THE COLLARBONE CRACK!
After surmounting a tight situation, next up,
There were crows dripping miso on students' necks!
But in my first year, science teacher Mokuhara taught me...
THE SULPHIRIC ACID SPLASH!
After putting an end to a crow's life, next,
I saw a road paved with marbles made of mucus!
But in my first year, club leader Kawata taught me...
PERSONAL ANTI-GRAVITY!
After ignoring the entire purpose of a road,
There were lizards rubbing their eggs on people's necks!
But in my second year, classmate Kandagawa taught me...
THE CERBERUS RENTAL!
Thank you - the things you've all given me
Live on within me - and so I have five minutes left...
After rendering a lizard unable to breed,
An old lady was flattening the town since she didn't know her way!
But in my second year, geology teacher Okaguchi taught me...
THE JUNGLE GROWER!
After leading an old lady into disaster, next,
I bumped into air that would vaporize a human body in seconds!
But in my third year, biology teacher Mitsui taught me...
THE MECHANICAL MOLT!
After slipping past an atmospheric assault,
I saw a dark lord who stopped time when his butt clenched!
But in my third year, hygiene teacher Shimatsu taught me...
THE FALLING ANGEL! [A POWERFUL LAXATIVE!]
After utterly humiliating a dark lord, next,
I saw a railway crossing that closed for five minutes, and no other routes!
If this it how it is, then I'm finished! No matter who it was...
No one could get out of this situation!
The time was 8:40,
And I was trudging back home
But my defeated eyes
Saw seven figures...
"Congratulations!" Everyone had waited for me,
And spoke to me so tenderly
I didn't want to cry,
In fact, I wanted to smile,
But neverending tears fell where I stood
And I wanted to tell the people I had met here how I felt, but...
I'm sorry - you taught me how to street fight,
But you never taught me how to say thank you very well
As I bawled out, I was consoled
By all of your gentle hands...