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浮かれバケモノの朗らかな破綻
天狗界では人気鼻タレで 鼻商品ならおまかせあれ
だけど全毛穴から飛び散る 人間界への憧れが止まんない!
両親がソフトにやつれるまで 土下座(おねだり)したかいありまして
「3年だけ渡人間界を許す その間に人間界に必要な存在になれ」
天狗パワーで目立っても 正体バレたら強制送還(さとがえり)
方法がわからず虚しい帰宅部生活 人間と何かを成し遂げればいいのかな?
バンド組んで売れっ子になるってどうだろう!
よし!メンバー探し!
クラスメイトに人間が 二人しかいないってどういうこと?
偶然俺みたいなバケモノばかり 確率論のひざが笑ってる
バケモノ同士だからわかるんだ
あいつは地底人 あいつはペソ
あいつに至ってはズボンプレッサー 家電と同じクラスってなんだ!
どうにか僅かな人間を 誘って作った拙いバンドは
仲良しではあるものの モチベーションはそこそこで
自慢の鼻をフランクに 便利グッツ扱いするメンバー
ドラムを叩くな! イモの固さ確かめるな!
傘かけるのやめろ! ドアストッパーにするな!
パイ生地伸ばすな!
ドラムを叩くな! 隙間の掃除に使うな!
ドライバーにはならねぇよ! 頼むから
大事にしてくれ!
愉快な皆と過ごすうちに 大舞台に立つチャンスが舞い込んだ
珍しく真面目に練習して 絶対成功させるって
誓い合った だけど不覚にも
右手を怪我して ピックすら持てなくなった
代理を立てても自分が許せない だってこの手が動かなくたって
この鼻がギターに届く もう正体がバレたっていい
鼻に消えない傷がついて 鼻タレができなくなってもいい
どうしてもこの舞台の上に 皆と居たいって思うから
よく見えもしない未来なんかより 今が大事になったんだ
下手くそな合奏が響く どの世界よりも楽しげに
俺はこっそり帰るけど 後悔なんてしてないから
何もかも破綻しちゃったのに どうしてこんなに朗らかなんだろう
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Ukare Bakemono no Hogaraka na Hatan
Tengu-kai dewa ninki hanatare de hana shouhin nara o-makaseare
Dakedo zen-keaana kara tobichiru ningen-kai e no akogare ga tomannai!
Ryoushin ga sofuto ni yatsureru made o-nedari shita kai arimashite
"San-nen dake to-ningen-kai o yurusu sono kan ni ningen-kai ni hitsuyou na sonzai ni nare"
Tengu pawaa de medatte mo shoutai baretara satogaeri
Houhou ga wakarazu munashii kitaku-bu seikatsu ningen to nanika o nashitogereba ii no kana?
Bando kunde urekko ni naru tte dou darou!
Yoshi! Menbaa sagashi!
Kurasumeito ni ningen ga futari shika inai tte douiu koto?
Guuzen ore mitai na bakemono bakari kakuritsuron no hiza ga waratteru
Bakemono doushi dakara wakarunda
Aitsu wa chitei-jin aitsu wa peso
Aitsu ni itatte wa zubon puressaa kaden to onnaji kurasu tte nanda!
Dou ni ka wazuka na ningen o sasotte tsukutta tsutanai bando wa
Nakayoshi dewa aru monono mochibeeshon wa sokosoko de
Jiman no hana o furanku ni benri gettsu atsukai suru menbaa
Doramu o tataku na! Imo no katasa tashikameru na!
Kasa kakeru no yamero! Doa sutoppaa ni suru na!
Pai-kiji nobasu na!
Doramu o tataku na! Sukima no souji ni tsukau na!
Doraibaa ni wa naranee yo! Tanomu kara
Daiji ni shite kure!
Yukai na minna to sugosu uchi ni daibutai ni tatsu chansu ga maikonda
Mezurashiku majime ni renshuu shite zettai seikou saseru tte
Chikaiatta dakedo fukaku ni mo
Migite o kega shite pikku sura mote nakunatta
Dairi o tatete mo jibun ga yurusenai datte kono te ga ugokanakuta tte
Kono hana ga gitaa ni todoku mou shoutai ga bareta tte ii
Hana ni kienai kizu ga tsuite hanatare ga dekinaku natte mo ii
Doushitemo kono butai no ue ni minna to itai tte omou kara
Yoku mie mo shinai mirai nanka yori ima ga daiji ni nattanda
Hetakuso na gassou ga hibiku dono sekai yori mo tanoshige ni
Ore wa kossori kaeru kedo koukai nante shitenai kara
Nanimokamo hatan shichatta no ni doushite konna ni hogaraka nan darou
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The Festive Monster's Cheerful Failure
Famous among tengu as a entertainose, leave it to me for all nose-related goods
But in my very pores, I feel an unending desire to live among humans!
I got on the ground and demanded begged until my parents finally got soft;
"You can stay there for just three years - make yourself useful to their world in that time!"
If the truth came out with my tengu powers, I'd be forced on a return trip to my parents
Unsure what to do, I was in the lonely go-home club... Perhaps I could work with humans on something?
What if I joined a band and became a star?!
Alright! I'll look for members!
But what's this about my classmates? Only two of them are actually human?!
So many just happened to be monsters like me - probability is laughing in my face!
As a fellow monster, I can easily tell:
He's a caveperson, and he's a Peso,
And he's a trouser press, of all things - I'm in the same class as consumer electronics!
The few humans available, I invited to start a clumsy band
While we got along rather well, our motivation was rather lacking
I revealed my proud nose to them, but the members abused it constantly...
Don't hit drums with it! Don't check potato firmness with it!
Stop hanging umbrellas! Don't use it as a doorstop!
Don't use it to make puff pastry!
Don't hit drums with it! Don't clean small gaps with it!
Don't use it as a screwdriver! I'm begging you...
Be careful with it!
While enjoying this time together, we happened upon a chance to go on stage
We had a rare serious rehearsal, and it would be a success for sure,
So we swore... But unfortunately,
I injured my right hand, and couldn't even hold a pick...
I wouldn't just have someone stand in for me... Because even if I can't move this hand...
My nose can reach my guitar; I don't care if my identity is revealed
Even if my nose is forever wounded, and I can't be a entertainose, I don't mind
Because no matter what it takes, I want to be up on this stage with you all,
And more than any unlikely future, the present is most important...
So as our awful performance echoes, we're having more fun than anyone...
I snuck away silently, but I didn't have any regrets
So I may have made a failure of it all... But then why do I feel so cheerful?