OSTER project's Twitter
Translations of tweets from @fuwacina. For an archive of other Vocaloid-related Twitters I no longer keep up with, go here.
The Viral Vocaloid Producer Ranking is a ranking of Vocaloid producers whose original songs go viral, not a ranking of Vocaloid Producers whose nonsensical jokes go viral on Twitter. [Screenshots of some of her viral tweets - the sexy song video, gargling dry highballs, that old U I know]
Let's go together, to space...
Thank you for your assistance in avoiding 0 members... :folded hands: :folded hands: :folded hands:
It seems you get more custom emotes the more memberships you get... When I gain memberships, I also gain emotions...!!
Only having four custom emotes to start with, all I can do is laugh.
[The "w" and "草 (kusa)" both represent laughter.]
I set up [YouTube] memberships, hwoooooh...
If I become rich, the first thing I want to do is make my songs entirely live.
Paying mind to this kind of thing is very much an occupational disease, but whatever songs I listen to, I wonder about whether it's live or sequenced, and if the strings and horns are live, I'm like "They've got money!!"
It's also amazing how it's standard for existing songs to be recorded with a full orchestra and also have a pursuit variation...
I see people asking to add new monsters, but the sound design in Monster Hunter seems like it'd cost an absurd amount of money, so thinking how much it costs to make just one monster gives me shivers...
Maybe not so much Monster Hunter as a whole, but longsword is absolutely a rhythm game.
Maybe it's simply that it's electrified, and it's just its movements that are fast... I only fight the regular breed when it's not electrified, so the BPM's different... Monster Hunter is a rhythm game, after all...
Feels like Apex Zinogre's tail strike hitbox comes even faster than Zinogre's.
I think I can get under 5 minutes on Apex Zinogre... My days constantly hunting Zinogre weren't a waste.
Monster Hunter's way too fun.
The appearance of a desire for my fave to eat delicious things...
I drew Claire-san, and she showed up in my dream... So this is what they mean by "if you draw them, they'll appear"... [typically meaning "you'll get them from the gacha"]
4 AM is when the morning paints and the night paints mix together.
Queen of the morning, queen of the night.
I think if you can say you're great without comparing yourself with anyone, you should say it endlessly. I'm super great for working so hard.
It's not at all like "you're great for having ambition," and I feel like thinking in terms of great or not great like this only leads to discrimination... It's all about whether I can be satisfied with myself, nothin' more, nothin' less.
People tell me it's amazing how I have ambition, but if I could be satisfied with myself without having to be ambitious, that would be easiest for me. (since there's lots of hardship in the process of working toward ambition)
My favorite fruit is pineapple. This will be on the test.
The pure sound of a triad is just the best!! #TweetsThatDontSoundLikeYou
Tesroset thinking that if they become kiwi fruits, Claire-san will like them.
I like both kiwis and Claire-san. :kiwi fruit: #IDrewYouClaireSan
Wanna do another musical... Life is a musical.
If you put a stethoscope to my heart, you can hear a samba kick.
No matter what, whenever I try to make a fusion-style song, it gets closer and closer to Latin. My Latin blood stirs...
My songs might give an impression of a girl wearing a fluttering one-piece eating scones and drinking Earl Grey at afternoon tea, but I like cool songs too and can make them... (insistent)
I want them to release a tool that'll let me train my stomach muscles just by hunting Valstrax.
It's been so long since I Ring Fit, I died after two stages.
Starting up Ring Fit after 5 billion years.
If I didn't compare myself to others and feel inferior, I don't think I could've worked so hard at things, so me and inferiority have a win-win relationship.
If this were the Heian period, I feel like there'd be a waka poem like "instead of telling you I love you, I sent a Super Chat."
I'm a genius for loving genius music, and people who love my genius-music-loving self's genius music are geniuses too. Everybody's geniuses.
If nonsensical videos are a kind of surprise, then there's a surprise pretty much daily. (?)
There are fun surprises waiting for those who like Tesroset, so it's in your best interest to become a fan of Tesroset-chan now. (??)
[Retweets fanart of Roset eating pineapples with a fork and Tesro swinging around grilled smelt] Tesroset art from diehard Tesroset Transmission fans truly has a different flavor.
If I had the Dragon Balls, rather than immortality, I'd wish for free basic income.
Wonder if I'll be getting a reply about my verified checkmark soon...
I really like big storms when I'm in a car. Do you get me?
Equalizers also involve imaginary numbers in their Fourier transform process, so people couldn't live without imaginary numbers.
RT @SEGA_OFFICIAL Sine, cosine, tangent, imaginary numbers... When will I ever use them, you ask? The truth is, math plays a crucial supporting role in the world of game development.
Today, we're freely releasing over 150 pages (!) of internal Sega materials for math study.
What's a Quaternion? Fundamental Linear Algebra Lessons #segatechblog
Thank you for the godly game console that is the Nintendo Switch.
First-time playthroughs are overwhelmingly valuable, and I love them a lot, but it's painful how that superb time is limited...
Because of the fatal bug where you can delete game data but not brain data, you can only enjoy first-time playthroughs once, so fix that already.
Nagito Komaeda's such an amazing character.
Those who haven't played Danganronpa, at least try it up to when you get outside the school.
Satisfied after watching the Nintendo Direct, I made my return to Kamura Village.
BotW is a game about enjoying strolls.
When BotW2 comes out, I'll be one of those people who's satisfied not progressing the story and just strolling around the open world again...
Hey, I'm the same age as Legend of Zelda.
Mario Party boards are so nostalgic...
I saw Kazuya Kiyoshi joined the fight.
When the composer does the mixing, they're like "Ahh! I worked hard on this part, so I want it to be heard!" and make all the parts ultra-loud, and all those who listen to it die.
I want to teach others about Monster Hunter, and I want others to teach me about Monster Hunter.
Streaming is fun, but I get so few chances to talk to people usually that it's really exhausting, I realize... But it's fun, so I wanna...
Stream's over! Couldn't get my time down as usual, but it was fun...
I'm protecting Kamura.
I've prepared a presentation.
["Why is Valstrax hard?
- Pure attack power
- Strength of combo attacks
- Lots of multihit damage i.e. Dragon Spirit Blast
- Speed of attacks coming out
- Hardness of body
- Smallness of weak point"]
:clock: Tonight at 8:30:
It's a rare Monday, so I'm going to relentlessly hunt Valstrax. Thanks in advance. #TesrosetTransmission
[Monster Hunter Rise] Learning While Doing Valstrax Lecture [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]
This'd be the first page of the Roset-chan doujinshi.
What's your name?
When was your first experience?
Is this your first time doing something like this?
Well then, first off, could you hold C7 with your left hand?
Thus, the art I draw is me assembling my favorite followers, or drinking with them in a fantasy world, or having my fave eat eclairs, or whatever other desires I have... No, that's fine, isn't it? Right, yeah, that's fine... (resolution)
I can look at other people's works and find things about the design I find cute, but it won't come bubbling out of me!
Every time I draw, I'm like, people who can draw are so amazing I don't even get it, and first of all I can't even come up with stuff like composition, and even just the stage where I come up with something to draw is too hard.
Monster Hunter update! Come quick!
I have pretty good odds of remembering my dreams, so for a time I looked up info on dream fortune-telling, but it wasn't accurate very often, and I have to wonder how the heck I'd look up a dream like today's.
In dreams, often it's not only the setting, but your thoughts that are glitchy too.
Had a dream where a follower suddenly tweeted a picture of an adult toy, and there was a reply saying "LOL'd at it being white," and I thought "Is it being white laugh-worthy...?"
The video may be silly, but the sound is serious as all get-out.
There's just one person here being ridiculous... [Search for "upper structure triad"]
Rather than chords being sexy on their own, it's more about how deliciously they're used in the flow of the song. Using a sexy chord in a sexy flow is what first makes the sexiness sparkle.
Upper structure triads are sexy.
If you get to 1000 or so, that's the same as standing in front of the entire student body... Just imagining saying "this chord's sexy" in a place like that gets me stimulated.
When you watch too many famous people's streams it tends to make your senses buggy, but even if you only have 30 people watching you, if you think of the nervousness of standing in front of a class of 30 to give a talk, then 30 people's a heck of a lot...
Is not giving up on an aspiration a weakness? Or a strength?
I'd rather you noticed I got better at mixing rather than that I cut my hair.
I'm questioning how obtuse I should make my musical jokes.
Is it okay if I stream Monster Hunter tomorrow? Sure thing!!
I aspire to a friendship that deepens as we destroy each other's chord progressions.
Basically, it's the thing where if you put a chord on top of a chord, I don't really get why, but it gets emo.
This song was my first time making a song while consciously using upper structure triads, and it made me go "I've done this with my usual aug stuff..."
You'll understand. (not saying you'll understand)
I made a video for understanding the charm of upper structure triads in 40 seconds. #TesrosetTransmission #OSTERExplains
coming soon
Nothing more fun than a stupid video I'm giving my all to make.
Betting when I turn 40, I'll realize I wasn't actually conscious during my 30s.
I've been a baby most of my life, so the furthest back I can remember is in my 30s.
I'm looping between "Monster Hunter's fun" and "I'm so bad it sucks."
Grabbing Kiritan's hand would be dangerous, yes.
Stream's over! Thanks for coming! After resting a bit, I'll mix it and upload it to Fanbox.
For rehabilitation, I'll do a stream messing with Kiritan.
[AI Kiritan Fiddling Stream] Passenger Seat Road Movie Edition [Tesroset Transmission]
I'll have to think of a joke soon for the event that I don't get approved for a checkmark. (dutiful)
[Retweets Ryogo Matsumaru getting told his account didn't meet the qualifications to be verified] Whaa...
I'm an artist... Whatever anyone says, I'm an artist.
It's the middle of the night, but now I wanna eat eclairs!!
Sister Eclair #IDrewYouClaireSan
Me when I'm listening to a good song. #TesrosetArt
["...Don't go making such a good song."
"It vexes me..."]
Though if it's not that serious of a song, maybe I could make one as a breather.
I don't get people who can compose as a breather from composing, but I totally get people drawing as a breather from drawing...
Doodling while looking at other people's doodles.
Might finally do a stream again tomorrow afternoon!
I'll do my best, so wait for me.
Really feeling like this is how weepy old people are formed...
It's up to them if they continue working or give up, and I wouldn't say anything about their decision, but I know that when you go so long you're visited by the thought of just stopping already many times, so going ahead and imagining how they must've overcome that makes me weepy.
The longer my work history grows and the more people I see retire or move on to bigger things, the more I feel the difficulty of continuing to do work, so I feel like I'm gonna cry just getting to interact with people with long work histories.
I'm a Vocaloid producer who's thought of as properly knowing music theory.
RT @fujitetsu8 Honestly, what Vocaloid producers actually do know proper music theory? Probably like OSTER-san, Nishijima Sondai-san, appy, and Wakaba-san?
Today I'm making a note to go look for a frame to put aiko-san's Tesroset in.
I had a dream I was taken by Russian intelligence and was made to play a dark game where me and quiz creator Matsumaru-san had to hold each other's bodies between curling irons...
I say I want to wear a yukata and go out this year every year, but I wanna wear a yukata and go out this year.
I wanna draw too, but why is it 2 AM already, whyyy?
I look forward to my songs being finished more than anyone!!!!! Wanna hear the finished version soon.
It's cute seeing Tesro-sama with a super maidenly face.
"Tesroset art drawn by aiko-san" are words of power.
This is it, the world's most valuable Tesroset art I received from aiko-san yesterday... :water pistol: :music score:
I'll frame it and put it up in the Tesroset Museum. :crying:
(Thank you for giving permission to post it! :folded hands:)
A mythical beast, by eating death, frees people from the fear of death. Once freed from fearing death, for the first time, these people learn the fear of living that remains in them.
I feel like concerts let people who all have their own experiences with an artist assemble together, and I get to participate as well with their many memories, and it's really, y'know, and it's great. (it's great)
Seeing this series of concerts starting with Miku Expo is giving me super huge emotions... I hope the culture of concerts doesn't go away forever, and that corona does go away forever.
That's the first time I've gotten such a workout going to a concert. :guitar:
I went to aiko-san's concert!!!!! It was super fun!!!! My plans for tomorrow are muscle pain!!
I updated Kiritan and her window got all small, turning her into "Kiritan getting in between yuri."
Outing day.
I want to stream, but I can't find the time or opportunity!
[Retweets Tesro fanart asking for "Tesro's profile"] Tesro-sama's profile, huh... They're three key-changes tall... (??)
Twitter: (A request came in, wonder who this is...)
Me: "This chord's so sexyyyy!! (deranged)"
Twitter: "Uhhh... (concerned)"
Might as well try... [Screenshot of submitting application to be Twitter verified]
I thought "Corona Accelerator" was some kind of experimental facility where they accelerate coronavirii to sub-light speed and crash them into each other to observe the reactions, but apparently it's something else.
When a bot gets referred to as "the bot in question" and that ends up in the trends, it bears a resemblance to how in Harry Potter, Voldemort ends up being called "he who shall not be named."
I could stan personified Roset-chan... Cute...
Thoughtlessly desiring a book featuring all the Non-Human Followers characters. (I want it)
Hallucinating the existence of a Tesroset doujinshi.
Is it true there's a Tesroset doujinshi coming out at Kemoket????
But man, to do it for 20 years and still have new discoveries while also being stimulated by it... Is the amount of content in composition wild or what???
It's been over 20 years since I started composing, but whenever I make music, I can't help but feel the amassing of 20 years of idiosyncracies.
I'm doing the work of just listening to songs I made and going "I really am a genius!!!!!"
If I became king, I'd hire maids who whispered "it's okay" into my ear all day.
This variants system breaks the game balance so much it's not any fun. The corona dev team's got no idea what they're doing.
Number one thing I want nerfed in the update: Coronavirus
Today I'm making a song with some augs I had left over in the fridge.
Being busy with work just means I'll be able to make lots of announcements on a time delay, so keep at it!
I wanna make an announcement soon! Announcement dependency!
This game's always narrowing it down to either feeling good or dying.
Good things about longsword:
- Strong counter
Bad things about longsword:
- If you miss a counter you die
It's a super obvious thing, but foreign listeners are still listening to my songs with Japanese lyrics, huh... Thinking that makes me consider strange ideas like "I wonder if they're like "What is ICCHORA?"..." [from Inappropriate Lady's lyrics, basically meaning "my best dress"]
Due to Miku Expo yesterday, Inappropriate Lady got into the charts in the America rankings, which is pumping me up.
I've uploaded my announcement to YouTube as well, so please check it out.
[MV] I Have An Announcement For You All. - OSTER project feat. Roset
The half-tone difference completely changes the level of stylishness... Such an amusin' musical woman.
I dunno anything about the names of functions of scales, but I do stuff thinking "this is sexy" all the time.
Diagram.
["It's going down with E-D-C, so next's gotta be B...!!" (Bb: THIS NOTE IS SEXY) "Wha!! It went past it?! (daring to go a half-tone lower)" (B) "Aaaaa <3 <3 <3 <3 (hit with pleasure equivalent to having been disconcerted)"]
Unexplored territory. [Screenshot of searching Twitter for "half-tone progression areola attack" and getting no results.]
Making a picture drawn for me my wallpaper increases my happiness level.
Grant my favorite artists eternal life.
Drawing Is Fun
:dog: :paws: :dog:
SSR Roset-chan!!!!
Chord progression jokes might be categorized as academic jokes too.
The more academic a joke is, the more you can laugh at that discrepancy, so all kinds of fields exist for the sake of enjoying jokes. (radical view)
I suddenly recalled a memory from long ago of asking "How was the philosophy test?", getting the response "It was tabula rasa," and bursting out laughing.
It's the middle of the night, so to go saying whatever I like: I feel like Inappropriate Lady Mei-chan sleeps with girls. (personal opinion)
If you don't, try asking your mom or dad! (don't actually ask them)
All the adults know what these lyrics mean, right...? Right??
Truly, I was fidgeting the whole time with happiness that this song was picked... The emotion of getting to hear it with a live band... Mei-chan was perfectly sexy and cute, too... :rose:
Inappropriate Lady was performed at Miku Expo 2021. :dancing woman: I'm super glad!!! #MIKUEXPO2021
This. (?)
There's no right or wrong when it comes to values, and if you start judging them and it comes to a point where you can't even forgive yourself, it gets truly exhausting, so it's important that we all let ourselves be different and stay in good mental health.
This got me thinking that this is the way people's values diverge.
I'm not going to say that's correct, and I know there are people who'd prefer to throw out anything sad as if it never happened and thus find it easier being denied, but still.
I'm of the opinion of taking even your sadness along and making the future bright... Saying the time you spent being sad was nothing but a waste might be the saddest conclusion of all.
I feel like before, when I wanted to encourage people, I'd write lyrics that were like "drive out the sadness and cheer up," but now I kinda feel like if I were told that, it'd hurt and feel like I was being denied for feeling sad, so I've come down with an illness where I can't write that kind of thing.
It's sad when it feels like my works have lost spontaneity, but I still have lots of spontaneity for doing stupid stuff, so maybe it's not like I've necessarily lost stamina.
I wanna say so much I'm gonna cry.
No, but seriously, I'm super happy.
I won't say much... There's still a second and third showing, so witness it with your own eyes...!!
Thank you, all of VOCALOID. #MIKUEXPO2021
I have no kintama [balls]
The weight of the time I've spent with Miku-chan is becoming like a black hole.
[Re: Miku Expo 2021] A free Miku-chan concert is too amazing... Let's watch. :eyes:
A friend who's good at music.
RT @kiro247 Non-Human Followers is about gathering non-human followers and creating Japari Park.
The event that's only for my followers, Me-ket.
I wanna make another Kiritan song.
Non-human followers, please step forward and say your names.
Non-Human Followers
When you become an adult, you can put whatever you want on your salad and no one will scold you.
Using my head to write lyrics wears me out too much, so I wanna write lyrics like "If you put white rice on white rice, that's a super huge serving."
People comment that I'd probably enjoy it if I studied music theory, but feel like it's enjoyable if I can just know the names of my faves and shout them. (aberrant)
In my case, it's not like I'm using music theory to put together compositions, it just feels handy to know what names are given to my favorite sounds so I can shout them when I feel emotional. It's the same as screaming the name of your favorite idol at a concert.
You never know what meaning the present you're struggling through will eventually have, so go ahead and live holding the present precious. (words of an old person)
Thinking about how in the future, there will be many more creators, but there will never be any more creators who were working hard to improve themselves back during the dawn of Miku, makes me feel kind of proud and kind of lonely.
[Retweeting the Among Us chords video] In which aug-san, with whom I have had a long relationship, dies.
[Re: the popularity of her announcement song] I'm glad I could make an announcement to so many people.
Two girls being friendly with each other is cute, so if you want to be two girls who are friendly and watch that as another personality, it's possible if you connect three controllers.
People who make sexy songs are sexy.
People who draw cute art are cute.
I've become an old-timer demon who just recommends piano synths in other people's streams...
Lyrics are so hard I'm gonna go nuts, but I'm already nuts, so stop worrying and make 'em already.
Name concealed. (not saying name is concealed)
RT @iroha_sasaki A monster hunter with the unique tastes of getting abnormally stimulated by chord progressions. On her back, she has scars that spell "SPITFIRE."
I have songs I've produced by opening up two bottles of wine and dancing in my panties, so I'm allowing myself to write lyrics while drinking too.
Is it loneliness of no one understanding you, or loneliness of not being able to understand anyone? Even if they're both called loneliness, I feel like increasing the resolution on that loneliness lets you see their character.
I thought that fundamentally, humans can't share their feelings with anyone without exception, which is why everyone is alone, but if you start to think about how everyone without exception is the same in being alone, then they're not alone, right?, which results in a total paradox.
Karaoke version. Please, announce to your heart's content.
There are three precious augs in my life.
I'm glad to have been able to make this announcement.
[Announcement]
I have an announcement for you all. (key=C) #TesrosetTransmission
[Not going to bother with a full translation, but it starts out with "I have an announcement for you all," then gets sidetracked by an aug ("augment-san!! My life couldn't have started without you!!"), then basically just describes what's happening with the chords. "Well then, this concludes my announcement. I hope to have your continued guidance and encouragement."]
Sunny-side-up eggs
Look like boobs
Cute, huh
Not saying I have the power to resolve your troubles.
I wanna do that too.
I really like streams about talking out troubles, since you can learn people's values and thought processes through their troubles.
Today was a day of thinking people good at singing are good at singing, that people good at art are good at art, that kind people are kind, and that cute people are cute.
When you're in a state like super armor where you don't flinch but damage still goes through, the lack of flinching tends to make you not notice damage, neglect to manage your health, and die. Both in games and in real life.
so many GOKAGO [blessings] with me
The first thing I listened to on my new airpods was Claire-san's voice... :bell:
Whatever worries you have, someday the sun will become a red giant and burn everything up, so go ahead and live assured.
I'd really like to see Master Utsushi loving Kamura Village so much that he arrives at the conclusion he needs to destroy it.
Master Utushi around volume 32 of the series, unsure of who's an enemy and who's an ally: "I'll destroy Kamura."
A cute person saying you're cute is as powerful as piercing a weak body part with a Critical Eye + Weakness Exploit + Critical Boost Helmsplitter. (Monster Hunter brain)
Get-togethers where the only thing I partially remember is saying "It's a waste to drink such good beer when I'm this drunk... I'll definitely forget this taste, but it's delicious..." are wild.
Th-thump! A girls' sleepover!
No way something isn't going to happen... (drinking tons of whiskey at 5 AM)
And thus I learned that most people in the world are not stimulated by chord progressions, and those who are are perverts.
Whenever I try to remember why I started making music, I reach the conclusion that I don't know why... I just liked music and had a computer at home, but can't think of an event that tied those together... I just sort of started making music.
It's sad how Tesro-sama and Roset-chan can't both star together...
Always watching other people's streams and being like "having someone who'll stream with you is nice..."
After all, some people feel good when they drink and some people feel bad!!!!
There are people who say my progressions are gross, but they feel good to me.
I've lost the stamina to spend a day outside from all this staying inside, so I need to rehabilitate myself this month.
Today's work is... *badumbadumbadumbadum*... Outside!!
I wanna hear OSTER songs made by someone other than me.
I want to hear Tesro-sama sing. Please sing.
Making things is an act that whittles away at your life.
I was so exhausted I slept for nearly 10 hours.
I like the saying "you can dream because you know reality."
I think the joy portrayed by someone who knows suffering resounds more than the joy portrayed by someone who only knows joy.
I've become a masochist who thinks it's not just joy but also suffering that makes your life rich, and thus sees times of suffering as an opportunity...
The things that made my life rich were always the non-essential ones.
Lyrics are even more directly related to the richness of your life than music, so I want to make my life rich.
I want to be repaid for as much as I suffer in the act of creation, but I believe that suffering really does give me strength.
I really did work super hard.
Today I tried for the first time the thing of printing out sheet music and working on lyrics on a park bench and at a coffee shop, and this might be good.
I have the strength of not changing my mind once I've decided to do something, and the weakness of not being able to change my mind once I've decided to do something.
The life of a creator is having something you should prioritize, but having no ideas for it, and having to endure the torture of being unable to do anything at all.
The moment you speak something, you take responsibility.
I avoid saying I hate the rainy season for the sake of people who like the rainy season.
I'm tired of thinking about complicated things, so I want a job where I get to sleep in a furry lady's lap and drink whiskey from a baby bottle.
May already...
So when someone opens up about their painful experiences to me, I want to value the feeling of how they endured that pain to tell me.
To tell others about painful experiences, you first have to recall the memories of painful times lurking deep down, and doing so already deals serious damage, so it's hard to be able to talk to others about painful experiences... I super get that.
It didn't get through to people who make music either, so maybe I'm the only person who targets the areolas in her music... My identity... (?)
It probably gets the point across to people who make music, but unfortunately, people who don't are likely to be like "the hell are you talking about?"
I don't know much theory terminology, but it's like I set a landing point of "next, I want to go to this chord!", then instead get to a half-tone up or down from there before going to said chord, so the metaphor that makes most sense to me ends up being areolas...
I like the kind of music that doesn't target the nipples, but the areolas. (?????)
Seeing two pretty girls kiss will extend your lifespan by 5 billion years. (self-researched)
When I use my head, I get hungry, so maybe if I use my stomach, my head will empty.
They'll never implement the Twitter checkmark submission button, so I might be unofficial my entire life...
I'm going to a world where the sharp of B isn't C.
This is spot-the-difference material.
This kind of thing can happen on rare occasion if you draw without looking at the real thing, so I definitely get it, but still...
Understand the problem here?
I want to get a job where I can knead dogs or cats all day.
My options are either finish this song today or die.