OSTER project's Twitter
Translations of tweets from @fuwacina. For an archive of other Vocaloid-related Twitters I no longer keep up with, go here.
Since the year started, I've been repeating a cycle of making a stupidly good song and entering a Beaujolais state where I'm like "I can't possibly make anything better than this." Too unstoppable.
But I need to put in the Roset-chan chorus to finish it... I can't record the Roset-chan chorus in the middle of the night...
I like my Suki-Yuki arrangement so much I keep listening to it, and now it's 3:30 [AM]...
Sometimes you feel restless because you think you have to have the same interests as those around you. But the feeling of liking is a better talent than any other, so you can put all your energy into what you find most sexy. Become a pervert unfalteringly. Please, become a pervert with me. Don't let me be alone.
There are people around the world who are stimulated by things like cars and heavy weapons. That just happens to be music for me.
I can't provide sexy illustrations, but I can provide sexy progressions, so forgive me.
The NSFW images you liked
are appearing on the timeline.
- Roseo [Reference to poet Mitsuo]
Considering even Gold Roger didn't have a virtual body, I've become an entity surpassing Gold Roger.
I've obtained friends I can go on trips with and a virtual body. Can that be defined as everything the world has to offer? Perhaps I'm already practically Gold Roger?
I started 2020 absolutely mentally dead, yet I've had so many wonderful things happen lately, and I'm getting happier and happier... The best...
The time when I was muttering chords to myself while working out the key switching for the guitar chords was when I most intensely felt "why am I broadcasting this scene to all the world?"
Everyone come to Tesroset Transmission... Come to this world brimming with madness... :music score:
I'm always grateful to people who come watch... And more than anything, it's just plain fun...
Big Vtubers getting 5-digit simultaneous viewer counts makes me feel weird, but looking at it rationally, around 200 people watching someone place notes on a piano roll with the mouse and get hyped all by herself is not normal.
The dog next door is howling at an ambulance, which makes me want to play Roset-chan's howl.
Roset-chan only meaning to buy supplies for dinner but wasting money on apple juice... (me)
Roset-chan reheating a discount sealed meal she bought from the supermarket in the microwave and eating it... (me)
CoCo Ichibanya beef curry is godly. I allow myself to get it on days I go to the hospital.
Hospital visit complete. :flex:
Doctor: "Please put on some muscle."
Fin
Getting excited over creating things is healthy.
I'm not very knowledgeable about that kind of thing, so for a long time I didn't know the difference between "otome game" [where you date guys] and "gal game" [where you date girls]. But why does the title describe the characters exclusively when it's male-oriented? Shouldn't it be "dono [gentleman] game" instead?
"I like otoge."
Person throwing me for a loop: "Oh yeah, Uta no Prince-sama is good!"
(Which "otoge" is it...??)
Long ago, I had a mismatched conversation where I said I liked rhythm games [otoge], and they thought I meant otome games.
At times when I'm listening to my own songs, I'm like "Huh? Is she a pro?", but I guess I am technically a pro...
I think it's probably like, if you touch kind feelings with thick gloves to make sure you don't get burned, you can't feel yourself touching them and crush them by mistake, which is pretty genius after all... I'm glad...
Sometimes I just write lyrics by feel.
"When feelings are too kind, you can't grab them with mittens" is a really cute lyric, but I still don't quite get what it means.
Incidentally, it's from a song by someone called OSTER.
Listening to yesterday's arrangement and so happy in the moments where I feel confident in my genius.
Did the thing of setting my alarm for 7 and waking up at 6.
I don't know a thing... I'm making big band just on feeling...
I've been asked how you study orchestration, and how DO you study orchestration??? (??)
Really, it's extremely wild that you can make such gorgeous big band music with just a mouse and a computer these days... Glad I was born in this era...
I used a lot of creative energy today, so I might be dead by tomorrow...
I need to finish up some things and get to sleep quick, but I'm so exhausted I can't move from my bed... The act of composition consumes way too much mana.
If I keep up this pace, maybe I'll be Alan Menken in about 5000 years.
This arrangement was truly a labor of love... Glad I put in the effort... I'm so happy I keep getting closer to being able to make my ideal music all on my own.
Stream oveeeeer!!! Unbelievably, it went so well it ended up being the final part... I'll upload the song next month, so look forward to it! :present: Merry Christmas! :christmas tree: :santa:
Entered the last chorus.
Entered the last bridge.
Witness my all-too-genius arrangement. (very proud of it)
Starting really sooooon! Everybody gather roooound!
[Real-Time Composition Stream] Suki! Yuki! Maji-Magic All-Out Arrangement 5 [#TesrosetTransmission]
Only those who stubbornly live until they strike upon happiness become happy.
Stating at 9 PM: From the interlude to the final bridge and chorus!!
[Real-Time Composition Stream] Suki! Yuki! Maji-Magic All-Out Arrangement 5 [#TesrosetTransmission]
Hopefully I can do the night segment around 9 PM.
Stream... over... Sorry for being so exhausted, I'll be back for more tonight!
Getting started.
[Real-Time Composition Stream] Suki! Yuki! Maji-Magic All-Out Arrangement 4 [#TesrosetTransmission]
Perhaps I can release a book of crappy comics before long???
Women with emotional unstability going dimensions beyond "tsundere."
[OSTER: "Do you like meee?" Bayachao: "Hate you."
Bayachao: "I like Kii-chan." (eee eee)
"Our lit-up aspirations become reality~ Our dreams begin now~ Once more to a yet-unseen world~" ♪ Labradorite / OSTER project
Bayachao: "I love you for life..." *tears welling*]
Hope I don't get sleepy.
Starting 3 PM. A rare afternoon stream!
[Real-Time Composition Stream] Suki! Yuki! Maji-Magic All-Out Arrangement 4 [#TesrosetTransmission]
"I've got good news and bad news. Which do you wanna hear first?"
"The good news."
"I was lying about having bad news."
Fin
:blue heart: :yellow heart: :red heart:
Eh?! Is it okay if I draw a crappy comic again today?!
Being sexy is a bad thing? That's not it. Turn the feeling of finding things sexy into energy. That is the wondrous power of the Dark Side.
Dunno if I can't sleep or don't wanna sleep.
I'm like, I want to arrange this per my own interpretation because I like it so much, but I like it so much that I dunno where to break it apart and how...
I had the same thought when I remixed murmur twins, but it's such a struggle figuring out how to make an arrangement of a song that's way too good into "something different and good."
Truly, the original is so perfect and good that I'm like, I have to go hard on my strong suits or else there's no point to making it. I'm giving my all...
I'm listening to this a ton to arrange it, but it's really amazing how much happens in it for being a 3 minute 20 second song...
[SNOW MIKU Official Song] Suki! Yuki! Maji-Magic feat. Hatsune Miku [Mitchie M]
Strange... It's almost my birthday, yet I've got no sense of my birthday approaching... Have I lost it after getting too old?
I wanna do collab streams, so I need to look into sending DAW audio to Discord...
Laughing imagining Tesro-sama and Maiken-chan streaming, since it'd probably end up being a plain old stream between the people behind the characters.
It's Tesroset art... Tesroset art drawn by someone besides me... LOVE... :heart:
RT @kiro247 I picture them being about the same height. #TesrosetArt #LostDogArt
[Maiken: "Maiken is bigger!" Tesro: "Only by the ears, tho."]
I can't remember in what way I get stimulated when I'm working alone.
I stream myself getting super stimulated as I make music, but what exactly am I doing when I'm making music by myself...?
Stream's over!!! I panicked as everyone watched my technical difficulties, but I'm super glad I got to make a wild arrangement... I'll continue tomorrow, so I hope you watch! :heart:
Rescheduled.
[Real-Time Composition Stream] Suki! Yuki! Maji-Magic All-Out Arrangement 3 [#TesrosetTransmission]
It's fiiiiixed! Resuming.
(And now Windows Update's starting...)
Project files get super big, so I had a feeling this might happen someday...
Sorry, had difficulties, I'll reschedule... :crying:
Technical difficulties... :crying:
Starting another night!!
[Real-Time Composition Stream] Suki! Yuki! Maji-Magic All-Out Arrangement 3 [#TesrosetTransmission]
Roset-chan is experiencing stomach pain right now, but I'll do my best to start on time.
Starting tonight at 8PM... Another night of Suki Yuki!
[Real-Time Composition Stream] Suki! Yuki! Maji-Magic All-Out Arrangement 3 [#TesrosetTransmission]
Why do guard characters like that always tend to say stuff like "Hey, woman! This isn't the place for someone like you!"...?
The thing where I'm like "Are you saying you've forgotten the face of your own ruler?" and them apologizing "Huh?!? Oh my! My apologies!!!"
Being told I'm infringing copyright when I upload my own songs to YouTube feels like royalty who disguised themselves as a citizen to act in secret getting stopped by the guards when trying to return to the castle.
Here's this week's.
[Official MV] Love Ward feat. Hatsune Miku
You can write "josei" [woman] and read it as "person," so you can rewrite "I Became Another Person's Girlfriend" [a song by wacci] as "I Became Another Woman's Girlfriend."
Lately I've gotten into a routine of waking up on time in the morning, drawing, napping, making food, making songs, and sleeping.
Babio vanishing into darkness was clearly the climax of the trip.
I want to say I've actually heard of a water allergy, but how do you live like that...
Life seems hard for people with a lot of squicks. If you got squicked out by oxygen or water or something, you wouldn't be able to live...
Composition streams are also a lot of fun for letting me broadcast my emotions to the world... Not sure if I'm actually sharing my emotions with anybody, but... Yeah, if I had to say, maybe the majority of people are just enjoying watching this strange beast who's stimulated by music...
Of course I love experiencing nature and eating local delicacies and everything, but I have a super-strong desire to share the joy of those things with others...
I think you can definitely divide people into factions on this, but I suppose people who're able to enjoy trips by themselves find where they go more important than who they go with.
It's overwhelmingly more important to me who I go with on trips than where...
I can't stop thinking about the trip, so I've become a mass producer of trip comics.
[OSTER: "What're Elsa's clothes like?"
OSTER: "They're L-size!!" Kii: "Gyahahahaha!"
Bayachao: "Not funny."
Bayachao: "Not remotely funny."]
I like how dog-like this Roset-chan is.
I'm having the most fun when I'm making crude drawings.
I hardly know any songs that use progressions like this... I wanna know about more...
Don't you think it's a sexy progression? Could you guys keep a straight face making something like this? Really??
Tesro-sama making an extremely sexy progression and getting super stimulated but doing their best to refrain from shouting late at night and being a nuisance to the neighbors. #TesrosetTransmission
If I were singing or something, I'd get that, but having 150 people come to a stream of me quietly clicking around a piano roll to compose a song is too amazing.
Summary of today. Absolutely vile reharmonization of the back half of the chorus. #TesrosetTransmission #Dominowns
Stream's over! Managed to finish up to the end of the first chorus! Long way to go!!
Getting started!!
[Real-Time Composition Stream] Suki! Yuki! Maji-Magic All-Out Arrangement 2 [#TesrosetTransmission]
Tesro-sama is currently suffering from stomach pain, so apologies, but the stream might start a little late. Best of luck, Tesro.
When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss gets shy. How cute.
Love Prison also has #9 in the chorus.
Normal person: "What kind of music do you like?"
Pervert (me): "Music that goes to a #9 when the melody's swelling..."
Forgot to include it, but it's starting at 8 PM!
"Suki-Yuki tonight!"
"Sukiyaki tonight, huh..."
"No, tonight is... Suki-Yuki!!! :cow: :snowflake: :snowman:"
[Real-Time Composition Stream] Suki! Yuki! Maji-Magic All-Out Arrangement 2 [#TesrosetTransmission]
So you have to get 100,000 subscribers for an official checkmark on YouTube, huh...
F#m7-5 is a bottom.
[OSTER project]
A poet who expressed types of liking as colors, and the mixing of different colors making a muddy black.
Before the different-colored "likes"
Mix together and turn black,
You said you loved me,
Still being my kind self
The woman I want to untie these fingers
Should listen to Friendship
[VOCALOID] Friendship [Kagamine Rin]
I opened up iTunes and it came up with the songs we listened to together on the trip, and I'm gonna cry. (emotionally unstable)
Getting tired of your own songs is fatal...
I've felt that so many of my past self's songs have simple progressions anybody could come up with, and I've had times where I felt my expressiveness so lacking I wanted to quit, but I'm glad I didn't.
I do also think that maybe my music was simpler and thus easier to listen to back when I couldn't do a lot, though.
I believe I'll be announcing one wild-ass song after another soon, so make sure to prepare a fresh pair of underwear.
My current music is the result of evolving through trial and error, so I'm super happy if you like my recent songs.
People say "OSTER-san's songs never change," but musically, I'm changing a ton, and I can do lots of stuff I couldn't do in the past, so it's fun making music.
I wanna cry with everyone ASAP, but I'm crying alone... How lonely...
I'm gonna cry over how good these unreleased songs are, but they're not released yet, so I'm gonna cry.
Made a lot of good songs again this year...
I feel most alive when I'm reharmonizing.
And when I am making a song, I opt for doing reharmonization, the most fun stuff... Can't do that... Gotta leave that for streams...
I thought "I've gotta make a song" and grabbed my tablet pen... I'm sick...
Why Vol. 1...??
Uh, if anybody knows what's going on, I'd like to know. [Screenshots of two messages notifying her that OSTER-san's CD Vol. 1 has ranked 23rd in Vietnam and 57th in China on the anime album charts.]
It's best to live life considering that the people who made the "I could never make this" song probably also couldn't make songs like yours.
When I hear an awesome song, I'm like "It's so amazing I could never make it in my life...", but when I make a good song, I'm like "My songs ain't too shabby either..."
I'm always doing so much weird stuff that I have a tendency to forget my main occupation.
[Jun: "It'll work out. For clearing it in 23 moves, OSTER, you're like a musician, hop!"]
I do technically have that as my main occupation.
I think whoever wrote the lyric "The antiseptic of the word "love" seeps in and stings" is a genius.
It was this person called OSTER.
I'm a crappy comic creator.
LOLing at the thumbnail crop. [Which is exactly the final panel.]
Crappy reserved bath comic. #TesrosetArt #MakemonArt #LostDogArt
["Reserved bath, yaaaaay!" ↑Disappears after this
*squeeze squeeze squeeze...* (grabbing stomachs for some reason) OSTER: "Wooow, Babichao, your stomach is so big! ♥" Bayachao: "Nah, yours is bigger, isn't it? ♥"
OSTER: "I'll kill you."
Kii: "Just what... are these people...?" (dadadada, dadadada... da-dah!)]
I'm under a curse where I have to draw one crappy comic every day.
Whether it's rice or bread or yuri or BL, I like anything that's tasty!!!!
Nobody says "You say you like rice, so does that mean you hate bread?", so isn't it strange how often people are like "You say you like yuri, so does that mean you hate BL?"???
Forget public stances. Fistfight with your true feelings.
True thoughts: "I'm more charmed by connections between hearts and the intersection of lives than surface-level fetishism."
True thoughts: "I love girls on a bed telling each other they're cute."
Public thoughts: "null"
:christmas tree:
The trip's over, but I'm carrying this around.
It makes a nice smell when you cook onions in butter.
Laughing at how hardly anything has changed since the previous comic.
Crappy birthday month comic 2. #TesrosetArt
[Tesro: (For real though, can't think of what to give her for her birthday...)
Tesro: "She reeks like a dog sometimes, so maybe she'd like perfume or somethin'? (Dolce & Gabanna~♪ Is pretty pricey, huh~♪) But I've got no clue what sorta scent she'd like..."
Tesro: (Guess I'll ask indirectly.) "Hey, Roset, what kinda smells you like? (super-direct)"
Roset: "The smell of onions cooked in butter..." Tesro: "Go cook 'em yourself then." (12 days until birthday)]
I mean, I've been making music for 20 years and still have a lot of moments of excitement, which makes me think of myself as an incredible pervert and genius.
Finding things you like and can become absorbed in is also effort... I don't want to be the kind of irresponsible person who doesn't bother and never gets absorbed in anything...
I think artistic skill is more about your ability to have fun or like doing it more than anything technical, and that part's more important than anything. If you don't have that talent for enjoying, you need to make up for it via efforts to make it enjoyable...
I crawl along suffering just to grasp moments of enjoyment... But I'm always thinking how it's not like I need to suffer or else, 'cause I'd have no qualms having fun the whole way through...
When people can create just from a feeling of enjoyment, I think that's an amazing talent you should cherish.
When you create a lot of things, you feel like "There's not a single thing I can easily just make and have fun with," but I can endure the suffering for those moments of "This is fun!", and I tend to forget that suffering and try things again.
A Vtuber who draws comics and makes music.
The three dog sisters get along very well.
As far as I got today. #Domniowns
Stream over!!! Good work me!! It came out super well, so my energy was shooting through the roof over and over!!
Still going!!!
Starting!
[Real-Time Composition Stream] Suki! Yuki! Maji-Magic All-Out Arrangement [#TesrosetTransmission]
Boy, this is an unprecedented amount of stream nervousness... To do someone else's song... I'll do my best...
Tonight, starting 8:30, I'm going to do an arrangement of Mitchie M-san's "Suki! Yuki! Maji-Magic"!!! Look forward to it!!
[Real-Time Composition Stream] Suki! Yuki! Maji-Magic All-Out Arrangement [#TesrosetTransmission]
[Retweeting the remix stream announcement] Doing this tonight! I'll reveal what the song is once I schedule the stream. :clap:
Crappy comic of an authentic trip report. #TesrosetArt #MakemonArt #LostDogArt
[Day 2, On the Train. OSTER: "It's exhausting when you're having a fun time, huh?" Bayachao: "Well then, should we make it ominous?" OSTER: "Why's that?"
Bayachao: "Y'know, the truth is, I despise you."
OSTER: "Really?! I hate you too!"
Both: "Whaaat, we're so totally alike, I love iiiiit!"
Kii: "What does "ominous" mean?"]
I don't know whether my art can truly be called art. (negative)
Pant, pant... Drew art... I'll post it when there are more people around... [3:57 AM]
Looking back through trip photos and grinning.
Happiness is having pride in being nuts.
Life's definitely more fun if you're nuts, so everyone should go nuts.
No matter how I look at it, a car of three women singing enthusiastically to the Okaasan to Issho music playing in the car was definitely abnormal.
I'm careful not to make dirty jokes on streams, and I'm careful to make dirty jokes when meeting up with girls. (???)
Please wait patiently while imagining what song it could be. :thought bubble: (Hint: Vocaloid song)
It's Christmas next month, so I'd like to do streams where I make a remix of a certain song. :cake: :christmas tree: :turkey leg: :bell:
Aiming to do the first episode tomorrow! Look forward to it!
I can't stop sneezing, so stop saying rumors about me.
Won't Bemani songs please go on subscription services...?
It was a dream, but it wasn't a dream... The Three Dog Sisters trip was super fun! I'll turn the wonderful time we spent into wonderful creations! :flex: :explosion:
Perhaps because of partying too hard on the trip, I've got mysterious bruises on my body.
Are people who see you being a noisy dumbass and be a noisy dumbass back great or what... Glad I was born a dumbass... (dumbass)
Wanna summarize my personal favorite scenes in a crappy comic.
These three days have been such an information overload my brain can't keep up, but if one thing is certain, it's that it was a happy time... LOVE
The trip lasts until I get back home.
["I'm the guardian deity of Fox Village. Now, come in!"]
Saw the maples.
Can no longer make any expression but this.
Girls' Trip (all of them are elementary-school boys)
What happens at night when three women go to a hot spring ryokan → Mutual killing
We're holding an event. #TesrosetArt #LostDogArt #MakemonArt
[Three-Dog-Sisters-Only Event: BKOket in Miyagi (BKO = Bayachao, Kii, OSTER)]
Graves of the three dog sisters.
You can't even put Print Club photos on your phone battery pack anymore...
Yet while some things disappear, new technology and culture can lead to new opportunities for things to be sublimated into moe.
Putting your favorite songs on a cassette tape or flipping between A-side and B-side already don't work in lyrics...
If wired earbuds go extinct, subjects such as cords getting tangled in your bag or two people sharing earbuds with their faces close won't work in lyrics anymore, which is sad to think about.
The day I've been looking forward to every day for a month has finally come, and the thought that it'll be over has me feeling lonely already.
OSTER-san is early to rise.
OSTERian (alien race)
It could only end in me making a tag like "TeRorists Assemble" and getting my account frozen by Twitter.
I'm jealous of people who have a name for the way they call for fans, but all I can think of is like, taking the first characters from Tesro and Roset to make "TeRorist"... It's over...
The Yahoo-Auctioned Neverland ["yakusoku" vs. "Yahuoku"]
Just as I was enjoying the aroma of tea, my cat took a poop. :mad:
When they're starting out, nobody can do nothin'.
Don't envy people who can do stuff, stubbornly try your best until you can do it.
I'll just get ready for bed today and wake up early tomorrow.
There's so much I should get done by tomorrow, I'll definitely never finish... Why... Why did this happen...
Compared to Kiritan and Cat and Balloons, this was actually relatively easy.
Passenger Seat Road Movie was an unbelievably good song.
Stream finished! It took 3 hours to write the chord sheet... A job well done.
Starting now!
[OSTER Song Chord Analysis Stream] Passenger Seat Road Movie Edition [#TesrosetTransmission]
One hell of a sigh.
["Ha-a-a-a"]
Tonight, starting at 8:30, I stream the suffering that is me analyzing the chords of a song I created myself into the world.
[OSTER Song Chord Analysis Stream] Passenger Seat Road Movie Edition [#TesrosetTransmission]
With that said, tonight I'm doing an OSTER-song chord analysis stream. (just having people watch over the process of writing sheet music)
My knowledge of chord progressions is kindergartener-level, so sometimes I don't notice the composite notes overlapping and write unnecessary stuff... (like C9/D)
So wait, basically, if you remove the root of a 9, it's a half-diminished...? I didn't realize this at all...
I wonder if there are religious sects based upon whether you interpret "dim" as dim7 or mb5.
Recently I realized that if you put a b9 on a 7, it forms a dim. (thought it was a dim slash chord, but it was a b9)
Don't go off and kill Hermione like that.
Twilight Diary - RYUTist
The suddenness of the second chord (#9??) in the first verse is wild. How wild? To put it in layman's terms for those who don't know much about music, it's as wild as if Hermione suddenly died around the start of Chamber of Secrets or Prisoner of Azkaban.
Blushing from all these compliments...
RT @hukkatunomaya OSTER-san:
Good at art. Good at making videos. Ridiculously good at making worlds, and it's so comfortable getting punched to death by all of her favorite things in 3 to 4 minute songs. She's even pretty great at streaming games. I listen to her when I wanna draw cute art of outdoors places like France or something, or girls wearing cute clothes.
I'm an adult, so I want you to praise me for driving to work. (child)
I was tired yesterday, okay...
Before bed, I put some rice in the rice cooker. That, we must commend. A superb act. And if you actually press the button as well next time, all the better.
[Screenshot of "My First Kiss" playlist, for the band Kiss] This here is super envious. (??)
I want to start a band called "Sexy Stuff" just so Apple Music will make an officail playlist called "My First Sexy Stuff."
Fit some rings after a while and got so exhausted I died.
I like my self-Tesroset art. (self-love)
As you grow old, time passes. Normally it should be that itme passes so you grow old, but that's the way it feels physically.
I could see Bikkuri [Surprise] Steak being a thing, but Ikinari [Sudden] Donkey has such a feel of "what have we wrought...?" [Ikinari Steak and Bikkuri Donkey being restaurants.]
Krillin Harassment
Since I see words like "___ hara" [i.e. "sekuhara," abbreviation for sexual harassment] so often, when I saw "Served by: Kurihara" on a receipt, I was like "Another new kind of harassment...?" for a second, but obviously it was the cashier's name.
The kind of thing where it just goes from normal C to C7 is basic but nice. Makes it feel like a story.
When I see "FF7," I think "It'd be nice if that was followed by BbM7BbmM7."
I also want Japanese Black beef.
I really do have so little in the way of worldly desires that if you asked what I wanted, I'd say Super Chats.
The more neatly I try to draw, the less cute it gets. (because I'm bad)
The Tesroset Art tag isn't necessarily a tag just for me drawing Tesroset, so please make use of it, everyone... :heart:
Isn't my crappy art cute???
It's my birthday month, so I drew a comic. #TesrosetArt
[Tesro: "Oh yeah, Roset's birthday is this month... The great Tesro's got no knack for picking out presents, so maybe I'll just ask what she wants diectly..."
Tesro: "Hey Roset, there anything you want or whatever?"
Roset: "SUPER CHATS" (21 days until birthday)]
While there are yet things love can do, you should be sure to do them.
Even if someone was like "disgusting" about my tastes, I'd be like "Huh?! You're disgusted by it? 'Cause it feels super good to me, yaaaaay!!!!!"
Let's not say "everyone thinks this way," but rather "I think this way."
The fictional aggregate known as "women" that frequently appears when discussing topics of gender eternally excludes pervy woman-loving women as if they're nonexistent. It would seem I have no place in this world.
It's Culture Day, so I'm making an effort to make cultural tweets.
Look, it's the chord progressions who gave me bedroom eyes first, so what do you want from me...
Perhaps I'll soon be judged by pure musicians for my sexual objectification of chords... Scary...
[Jun: "Listen to this! Presents are tough, aren't they? No matter how much someone likes nude women, it's awkward if everyone gives you nude women.."]
Living with a twisted view of the world.
11 years since McDonald Paint.
Such a ridiculous MAD someone made using such a fondly-remembered song. It's truly regrettable. I demand an apology from the creator of this video! I'm sorry.
[Hatsune Miku] McDonald Paint [McDonalds]
Wanna get stimulated together with everyone soon...
I'm riled up over this super wild song I made... It's just nonstop stimulation... The ultimate life.
Getting stimulated over idols ← Normal
Getting stimulated over idol song chord progressions ← Abnormal
Glad I'm the only Vtuber in the world who composed Miracle Paint...
[Screenshot of Miracle Paint in "technology trends"] Technology. :robot:
Everyone from Wonderlands x Showtime sang Miracle Paint! :music score:
MuSIc Iss SoO FunnNnnNN!!
Tesro and Roset are my horcruxes.
A stream where Tesroset just introduce OSTER songs might be nice... (gets banned for copyright infringement for my own songs, and thus into legend)
Me, Tesro, and Roset.
Only three people in the world have listened to every OSTER song.
Theorizing that even people who say "Listen to every OSTER song!" haven't heard every OSTER song.
[Toro: "Glug, glug... Aahhh! I'll have another cup of oil, meow!"]
Oil magnate.
I have so many things to do every day it makes me dizzy, but having a lot to do is a good thing.
Morning. :sun:
I'm playing it so fast and loose just having defined voice-changer settings for Tesro and Roset and talking totally normally otherwise, it's hilarious.
Wonder if there's a more high-quality and low-delay voice changer to use for Tesro-kun... :thinking:
This Mario Sunshine game, it's sooo difficult.
Thanks for the stream! That eel was way too hard...
And tonight's stream will be beginning soon!
[Super Mario Sunshine] Gathering Employees to Build An Enterprise 2 [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]
Here's this week's!
[Official MV] @ (Cinnamon Roll) feat. Miku, Rin, Luka
I'm hungry, but I don't have the energy to go shopping, so I want wagyu beef shipped to my mailbox right away.
And yet there are also days when you'd rather eat a restaurant steak than a 2000-yen wagyu steak you eat at home. (the sequel)
Using the 2000 yen you'd spend to eat steak at a restaurant, you can buy beef at the supermarket and eat wagyu steak (Lyrics/Composition: OSTER project)
The typos are unending.
It's incredible common to think there's nobody around you not becuase there's nobody around you, but because you're convinced there'd nobody around you.
I wanted to make a stupid opening for Super Mario Sunshine streams, but I just didn't have time...
Gotta finish everything I have to do before stream...
Today's player will be Roset-chan.
Tonight, 8:30 PM
A success story about a plumber working out of a small shop in the city, gathering employees ["Shains"] to become the president of an enterprise.
[Super Mario Sunshine] Gathering Employees to Build An Enterprise 2 [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]
It's become... my birthday month...
Hope I can do a Tesroset stream tomorrow...
It's Halloween, but I'm making the most powerful song. I'm only making the most powerful songs this year.
I know it's a mainstream anime-song-style progression, but I wonder what the oldest song in history to use this progression is...
The first person to come up with the progression C→Bm7-5→E→Am→Gm7→C should've gotten a medal.
Roset-chan is constantly in a overlapped state of being me and not being me, so she loves ultra-spicy curry and her birthday's next month.
Thank you for your support. It's OSTER. Regarding the treats I inquired about the other day, how exactly might things proceed from here? If delivery proves to be difficult, then I deeply apologize, but I will have to take the initiative and play a trick. Apologies to bother you during this busy time, but please consider the matter. Thank you in advance.
I'm actually doing work! Aren't I great!
Wanna finish a song today and get to work on a different song tomorrow.
It's Halloween!
I want to be the second-best at drawing Tesroset-chan cutely, after their moms.
The official account loves Tesroset the most.
I'm great for producing Tesroset art again today.
I'm kinda filled with a desire to run wild now...
Tesro-sama drowning in drink and neat and tidy Roset-chan.
It's Halloween, so they dressed up. #TesrosetArt
It's not that I won't be contained by common sense. Common sense can't contain me.
I want friends to make music with (to suffer with me).
OSTER project is a three-person group containing OSTER-san, ROSET-san, and TESRO-san.
[Retweets Nico Nico News tweeting about trick and treat's 12th anniversary, calling her "music unit OSTER project"] Music Unit OSTER project (Members: OSTER project)
I feel like clarifying what you like when doing a thing is the hardest part. Once you figure out what you like, you can form a route to actualizing it, but otherwise you have no idea where you should go.
Without something where I can be like "I want it like this," I wouldn't have the desire to fulfill that want, and wouldn't know what to aim for. So maybe it's a blessed thing that my likes in music have been so extremely clear...
I dunno much about talent, but if I have a talent of my own, perhaps it's my abnormal fetishism for chord progressions. Now that, I'm grateful to have...
There are people in the world who don't think "so sexy" when they hear chord progressions, and in fact, those people probably make up the majority, and it's just me getting stimulated by nonsense... Realizing the wildness of that situation almost brings me back to my senses, but alas, no matter what, I'll get stimulated.
When I make a song, I become the god of that song's world. I'm free to make the characters do whatever I want, so I'm god.
Even if I were to reharmonize Country Roads myself, I feel like I'd just end up with the progression from the Ghibli version...
This is super obvious, but when I'm making a song for a client, the allocation of responsibility is totally different, and I put a ton of thought into a lot of things and have to fight against an intense pressure. I don't think I'll ever in my life get used to that simultaneous mixture of fun and extreme difficulty.
When it's doing a lot of stuff, it's more likely it'll pick fights with the other parts, so songs that can have everyone get along and act freely regardless are so amazing I don't even get it.
My habit of having the piano always be doing something in the background is definitely because of Michel Legrand.
Songs where the piano's always being annoying are superb.
I'm doing pretty well at making music this year, but I've been totally unable to upload for-fun songs... Wanna make songs for fun on stream and make them into videos to upload...
The piano hardly ever settles down, it's just always being annoying.
Listening to this piano is wild every time.
[Cute Big Band Jazz] Cat and Balloons feat. Miku Hatsune - OSTER project
Humans forget hell so quickly.
When I made Alice, on top of the song itself, putting together the video was so exhausting I was like, I'll never make a song this difficult again... but made Oz a few years later, and putting together the video was so exhausting I was like, I'll never make a song this difficult again... and now here we are, but I kinda wanna make another.
Alice in Musicland is a super old song at this point, but it's so amazing how it's still loved that I'm gonna die.
Claire-san sang Alice and I cried.
When playing Mario 64, she thought Mario's voice when hitting the lava sounded happy and declared the M on his cap to be a statement of his masochism, so it seems that's the history behind it. (Tesroset Transmission diehard fan)
RT @twinfamicom On OSTER-san's Mario stream, the moment the "M" mark appeared in the opening scene right after starting, I really like how she said "Augh, here we go, suddenly presenting himself as a masochist..."