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Translations of tweets from @fuwacina. For an archive of other Vocaloid-related Twitters I no longer keep up with, go here.

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October 1st, 2022

Violet Mizutsune destroys my brain.

It's fine if you just press the button within 0.2 seconds.

For real, what do I do about this...

I have to LOL at a 6-frame deferment.

????????????

No good, they look the same no matter what... It's over...

I recorded and compared them to see if there's some difference in the preceding movement, but even playing it in slow-mo they look exactly the same, and you want me to judge this in real time?? Don't mock my middle-aged gamer reflexes???

'Sall over..........

Tonight I'm playing Monster Hunter on Sorako-san's channel. Tesro-sama and Roset-chan say they don't want to work, so OSTER-san will go. Thanks in advance. [Link to Sorako's Twitch]

It's common with videos of people who are good at games that they're too good to even learn from.

Claire-san's voice is very effective in the morning.

September 30th, 2022

Mathematical induction Shin Takarajima: "The next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next [Reference to a song by Sakanaction]

Thought my heart stopped. #TesrosetTransmission

?!

[Monster Hunter Sunbreak] Advancing Anomaly Research with Solo Longsword [Link to her Twitch]

It's late again today, but I'll get on with streaming. Come watch, night owls. :love hotel:

Stream will be over here. [Link to her Twitch]

Once I take care of some business, I'll stream Monster Hunter again tonight. :thumbs up:

September 29th, 2022

Streamed until 4 AM with an incomprehensible energy all the while...

Woman who spent two hours unable to beat Violet Mizutsune.

Which is to say, I'm starting.

With Regard to Monster Hunter Apparently Updating [Link to her Twitch]

It'll be a bit late, but I'll do a Monster Hunter update stream today. Gather 'round on Twitch.

I think about this with space elevators too, but when it comes time to make a design in the real world, the durability of materials becomes a big obstacle, making it so technology which is proven in theory can't be implemented in practice. It's terrible game balance, universe devs, so drop the "rigid body" expansion already.

Phenolphthaleinman (indicator man)

If you can substitute for gravity with the centrifugal force from spinning a colony around, couldn't you make a nuclear reactor by spinning with enough speed to equal the gravity of the sun? (and yet, material that could withstand that)

Clam Blitz

September 28th, 2022

It's vexiing how slow I am to improve compared to everyone else.

I wanna get good at Splatoon and Splatoon with everyone soon.

It's Monster Hunter today.

I'm so bad at games it's depressing.

It's been 5 years since I said I'd go to sleep once I had a satisfying match.

Detecting danger.

Clam Blitz destroys your health

The saddest moment of my life thus far. [Context if you're unfamiliar: during overtime, she breaks open the enemy goal, they throw in clams to get within 1 point of the other team (51 to 50), but she misses a clam throw that would've pushed it over, dies, and the goal closes up, so they lose.]

:shades:

After making one song, I want to rest for like a month.

[Screenshot of Twitter trends "Sloshing Machine" and "Suspected Mass Violence"] If you get surrounded by Sloshing Machines, then yeah.

I want to have fun at a suitable level, so please lower my rank.

You don't have to come in tomorrow.

[Salmon Run attempts on Spawning Grounds, going down from Profreshional Part-Timer to Overachiever in the middle]

Characteristics of people good at going face-to-face in Splatoon: They don't go face-to-face

This is Splatoon... [Screenshots of more searches for "Hydra [Splatling]", "[.52/.96] Gal," and "Roller" with the same "die" and "gear" suggestions, plus "nerf" for Gal]

September 27th, 2022

So basically, if you end someone's life without them having a single moment to feel suffering, you won't hurt them...?!

Remembered how Splatoon was featured on the morning news as "a game where you can get a rush without hurting people" and cried.

Don't use such strong language.

Splatsville, the city of hatred. [Screenshots of searches for "Clash Blaster," "Sloshing Machine," and "Bloblobber," all of which have the suggestions "___ die" and "___ gear"]

Never forgive Clash Blaster.

I've also been matched with someone named "Smooth f(x)", mathematical names are intense...

Haven't seen a conditional expression in 50 centuries.

Good names of players I matched with last stream:
- D=b^2-4ac
- NuBra Tamori [Bura Tamori is a variety show]
- Dewi Irrational

It's a fact that people simply have to know. 6/10ths of the country's population make up 60% of all citizens.

I can't stop playing this game...

The Splatfests are going to start with "What would you bring to a deserted island?", then for the second one on they'll present subsequent choices about surviving on the island, then the last one will make you vote for "Only two people can escape on the raft! Who would you leave behind?"...

September 26th, 2022

I'm envious of people who don't really think anything of it when they can't get good at something, and maybe my personality having such poor cost effectiveness is why I stayed away from games for a long time, but there's no turning back once I've started something.

I'm so vexed that I can't play games good.

It's fun working with your teammates in Splatoon and winning, but I'm way too unsatisfied with my own clumsiness, so I at least want to get up to Monster Hunter level.

Cooperation, friendship, victory! #TesrosetTransmission

It's sudden, but I started a stream.

[Splatoon 3] Making Sushi to Aim For S [Link to her Twitch]

If I could choose one piece of gear to bring to a deserted island, I'd take the Anywhere Door. [from Doraemon]

Yesterday I discussed how those who would bring grub to a deserted island are probably otaku with memories of Sanji and Owner Zeff burned into their minds.

September 25th, 2022

Even in clips where I'm doing relatively well, there's infinite ways I can think "should I have done this here?"

It's started to feel good...

If it says on a bag of popcorn that it has the dietary fiber of 2 heads of lettuce, I'll eat the popcorn, but would you eat lettuce if it said it had half the dietary fiber of a bag of popcorn???

Even if someone tells me people don't like people who eat ramen late at night, I'm totally fine being disliked by the kind of person who'd hate someone just for eating ramen late at night... I'll gladly live being hated...

No matter how valid and edifying your statement is, if you end it with "people will hate you if you do this, so you shouldn't," it just makes it unconvincing, so isn't it all downside? (the thoughts of a tedious person)

Sometimes I think about how comments like "people won't like you if you do such and such" are made with the assumption of people not wanting to be disliked by others, so they're completely meaningless to people that doesn't apply to.

Today's sushi. :sushi:
Without my allies, I would've been killed by the Roller.

Since I made my name in Splatoon Magnamalo on a whim, my Splatoon friends have started to called me Magna-san, LMAO

The strongest special is the Communication Error.

As Confucius said, only women who care more about their new strats being noticed than their new makeup should call themselves Monster Hunter women.

Tricolor Battle

Had a nightmare where I was told to make an orchestral song performed by 200 people on 20,000 yen including recording.

September 24th, 2022

Thanks to me doing nothing but train to do specific inputs in response to set movements in Monster Hunter, I learned to do things like Squid Roll against Reefslider or bombs pretty quick, but I'm seriously such a beginner in every other area.

I'm insanely immersed in games right now, but imagining a life where I had nothing I could immerse myself in gives me chills.

You sure are good at Monster Hunter but bad at Splatoon!!

Splatfests are fun!!!!

Let's go check out the Monster Hunter Splatfest.

I'm defeated.

[Splatfest Turf Wars on Hammerhead Bridge and Wahoo World, as a Gear Ruler +1]

Considering that a direct hit from Reefslider is 180 and Squid Roll's armor seems to be 101, meaning 79 damage gets through, it feels like yeah, responding to it this way is for emergencies only.

I'd taken some damage to start with, so it's possible I would've been done for if I took the hit during the Squid Roll.

It didn't make the sound for taking a hit with super armor, so it seems like I slipped right through the hitbox.

I keep rewatching, but I just don't get how I made it out unscathed...

Made it up 100x. :shades: [winning a 100x Battle in the Splatfest]

It's rough how Splatoon doesn't let you do something like pick a level suitable for you so you can basically practice.

Living a life of losing confidence in Splatoon and regaining it in Monster Hunter.

They call my playstyle Eren Yeager. (because I'm a fool who rushes in to die)

Why am I alive?

To everyone else on team "I'd bring Zinogre to a deserted island," let's do our best.

Splatfests are fun!!!

The word "ikiru" [live] also contains "kiru" [kill]. In other words, killing opponents accurately is fundamentally connected to living. Kinpachi-sensei said the same thing.

Saying "___ desu." [it is ___/I am ___] while playing Splatoon is bad manners, because it leads to mental assocation with "death," which is a bad omen.

Merciless splats are bad manners. Remember to be considerate toward your opponent when you splat them.

There's three times a man is allowed to cry.
The first is when he's born.
The second is when his parents die.
The third is when he's splatted by Clash Blaster, splatted by Sloshing Machine, splatted by E-liter, splatted by Bloblobber, splatted by Hydra Splatling, splatted by Roller ambush,

I'm slowly learning to use Squid Rolls against others instead of just for dealing with bombs, so I'm satisfied with that.

Even if I'm like "I'm getting this movement tech down," I also feel like I won't be able to make much use of it when I'm going against skilled players.

Good morning. Here's your breakfast Squid Roll.

September 23rd, 2022

I haven't been playing with others since I keep getting tired and falling asleep...

[Screenshot of Splatoon 3 playtime as "more than 50 hours"] I've already played for 50 hours.

Give me a doujin about dog sisters. [Reference to reading "inu shimai" as not "put your dogs away," but "dog sisters"]

The bodily pain I get after going out all day is just the worst.

[Re: call for recommendations] I received lots of recommendations, so I'll go listen to them in order. Thank you very much.

RT @u_sekihara Friendship.
A good song, yes.......... :sniffle: [Links it]

Freud is grinning about this somewhere.

I suddenly remembered that the dream I had last night was incredibly pervy. Do you ever have dreams like that?

I already mince my meat, so I wish people'd give me a pass for not mincing words, y'know? [Originally a play on an expression for "not mincing words" that literally translates to "not wearing it on your teeth," saying she at least wears clothes on her body]

September 22nd, 2022

[Re: call for recommendations] To think I haven't seen the Tigrex Longsword Ichiro High-Speed Commentary series yet... (???)

Please, put Bemani soundtracks on streaming subscriptions too...

I've transformed into a subscription-tempting old-timer.

RT @HMNG_428 Summer Idol.
A good song, yes!! [Links it]

RT @kumavare SUPER NOVA!
A good song, yes!! [Links it]

RT @la_Basch Rainbow Panda.
A good song, yes!! [Links it]

I don't know where's a good place to start listening, so tell me your recommendations for OSTER songs.

[Links Bitter Myself] Promoting a good song again today.

People who preach to "value yourself" have never valued me, because people who say things like that don't care about you, but about themselves showing concern for you, according to a high school girl on the train who was holding McDonalds and Starbucks.

Typhoon ver. 15.0.0
Adjustments have been made to make for a more pleasant gaming experience.

September 21st, 2022

I've been told "OSTER-san, you're a good person," but I might be a bad person. Maybe I'm an anarchist plotting to overthrow the country. Watch out.

You'll die if you bleed too much, so it's best not to bleed too much.

Characteristics of people who improve quickly in Splatoon:
- If they bleed too much, they die

Characteristics of people with a messy desktop:
- If they bleed too much, they die

I understand Splatoon completely.

[Lag Roller = rug roller
Sushikora (abbreviation for Spla-shooter Collab, AKA Tentatek Splattershot) = hey, sushi
Raijin Step (movement tech for moving on enemy ink) = raijin (thunder god) dancing
Uradori (taking unnoticed routes to get behind enemy) = uradori (gathering evidence)
Clear Ring (JP name for Splat Zones) = transparent ring
Risukiru (portmanteau of "respawn kill (splat)," basically spawn camping) = risu (squirrel) skill
Liter (E-liter) = liter
Imo (potato; slang for players that stay in one place to snipe/etc.) = imo (potato)
Super Jump = super jumper
Squid Roll = squid rolls
Bath (which Bloblobber's JP name is a play on) = bath]

Image to use when you've done nothing but the greatest jobs.

["I've done nothing but the greatest jobs." "(What the heck...)"]

Convenience stores that are quick to play Earth, Wind & Fire's September just because it's September...
I love them.

Love you, 32-Splat Tri-Slosher Lady.

RT @yuruaoo Supremely comforting...

[Rainmaker match; winning team from top to bottom is ao (Sorako), Wataru, Sugata, and Magnamalo (OSTER)]

And apparently the one who made the music can hunt Furious Rajang in 3 and a half minutes.

[Retweeting Dandelion and Campanile, sung by Sorako] When I thought about this being the singing voice of someone who can get over 30 splats with the Tri-Slosher, I couldn't stop crying.

[Retweeting an old arrangement] Digging up my Calamari Inkantation piano arrangement.

If you want a fun life, you need talent at getting along more than talent at music.

I mean, it's best to use my life for the people I like and people who like me, right...

Wanna do something already about how I've extremely turned my back on socializing for years.

September 20th, 2022

Rewatching my own stream, it looks like I'm having so much fun that I'm envious of myself getting to play Monster Hunter.

It's the most embarrassing moment of my life whenever I throw a Suction Bomb from behind cover but I fumble my controls so it sticks to the cover instead and my allies see it.

With longsword counter, it's an added benefit if you time it with an attack hitbox, but Squid Roll is a counter that lets you negate a downside, so you should think about when to use it. In truth, it's probably better not to purposefully leap into an attack hitbox, huh...

Squid Rolls are seriously so fun.

It's so funny how much I've picked up habits as a longsword user, with me Squid Rolling into attack hitboxes from a distance with a Squid Roll.

Reefslider is well-suited for iai-ing.

[Retweets clip of surviving a Reefslider attack with a Squid Roll] Currently, this might be the most fun moment I've had playing Splatoon 3.

The "stream on 7 different days" requirement for Twitch affiliate was reset... :pleading face: Sure enough, it was "within a month," huh...

The difference being able to execute movement tech in practice and making use of it in a real fight is a massive ravine.

If I can't feel my own growth, then even if I'm presented with results beyond my skill increasing, I can't be happy about it.

Do people just want to beat up other people through games...? I like fighting against myself, personally... Although I do think it's fun when I'm fighting others and can feel like I've surpassed my past self.

There's an unending amount of people saying they want to get good at Splatoon, yet people saying they want to get good at Monster Hunter seem super rare, giving me the urge to be an old-timer who gives excessive lectures until I find some.

In fact, I'm curious if there are followups that can't be handled this way.

Thanks for coming to the Splatoon stream.
Today I gained an understanding of how to handle Magnamalo's hellfire explosion followups. #TesrosetTransmission

[MHRise/SB] A Game About Fresh(ly-Afflicted Monster) Turf War [Link to her Twitch]

Tonight around 8:30, I think I'll finally stream some Monster Hunter on Twitch again. Come Watch. #TesrosetTransmission

I can't do anything today from my back hurting.

Playing Monster Hunter and making the BGM Splatoon really changes the mood in a way I like.

What I'm trying to say is, I go out so little I've ended up not buying any clothes lately, so I have no idea what might be popular, and I dunno what I should wear when it does come time to go out...

The fact that a certain virus causing the temporary situation "can't go out, can't meet anyone" resulted in a lasting habit of "not going out, not meeting anyone" is such a mentally-impactful aftereffect.

It still raining even though the typhoon's passed is dissatisfying in the same way as beating Amatsu but the sky not clearing up.

September 19th, 2022

My Monster Hunter performance was most atrocious today, but I also can't help but feel this is about how it's always been...

Turf War is so fun!!!!

Monster Hunter is no game, you see.

Yikes, I've only played Splatoon today... For real, that's playing way too much... Gotta do Monster Hunter before bed.

When I'm surrounded by skilled players, I can feel an intense disparity in power, so I wanna get good soon.

Squidding together is fun. :squid:

Splatoon destroys my brain.

Though I may splat,
although I may splat,
our Rainmaker
fails to advance
as I stare at my hands

["#1 Overall Splatter, #1 Popular Target, #1 Enemy Splatter"]

I'm working on amending my foolish behaviors.

Feels like I'll be able to do more if I'm able to execute Squid Rolls with as little space as possible.

Inertia-cancel instant Squid Roll training.

I don't have many friends, so just seeing "You became friends." on the Switch screen makes me be like "So there are people who'd even befriend someone like me..."

Claire-san's also working hard at Splatoon, so I will too.

September 18th, 2022

Starting to theorize I just wanna do movement tech.

Sure enough, it seems Splatoon also has movement tech that you wouldn't notice through self-study like Monster Hunter's barrel bomb iai, so I super wanna practice that now.

In Monster Hunter time attacking too, rather than wanting to get a fast time, I just want to get a fast time as a result of having a clean performance, so if I get a fast time despite not executing well I'm like "Why..."

I wanna get into S soon, but it's not that I want to get into S, it's that I want to be able to execute S-level play...

Squid Roll's damage reduction seems to not be percentage-based but a subtraction, so if you take a big enough hit you still just die.

Slaughter. :smile:

Those who like Squid Rolling should use longsword.

All my allies around me died to a Splat Bomb... They were all good guys...

Squid Roll is handy, but you can only use it on ground that's been well-inked, so the times you can make use of it are super limited.

Clip of me being the sole survivor thanks to a Squid Roll.

You can really feel the growth in this clip from how I properly see the angle of the tackle and adjust the angle of my Special Sheathe to match.

Isn't Splatoon so much fun?

Gotta play Monster Hunter too.

Turns out this isn't a game about firing at each other head-on, but gunning down foes from behind.

When I played 2, I was like "I'm so bad at this game, I'll never reach A in my life," but my allies were super strong so I managed to make it happen.

An announcement.
Just now, I've achieved Rank A.
This is all thanks to your guidance and support.
I will continue to press forward alongside my main occupation of Monster Hunter, so please stick with me.

This typhoon's getting unexpectedly cocky, so I wanna beat it up.

Wanna play a paradise kinda game where all players are equal.

In other words, Squid Roll isn't iai, it's Drawn Double Slash.

Ah, is Squid Roll not invincibility, but a sort of super armor?

Ultimately, I'm doing the equivalent of iai in Splatoon too.

Alas, it seems you're not invulnerable.

September 17th, 2022

Thanks to me giving a game all my efforts for the past two years, it feels like a bunch of things have started to change, I'm really glad.

From a stylish Squid Roll to my crap aim.

I wanna get good at games so bad.

Thank you for coming to the adult socializing stream! I've awakened to the fun of Splatoon...

Soon...

I'm getting super nervous.

Currently eating too much sushi.

Splattershot.

Bloodlust. :smile:

Splatoon: "Gotta feel sorry for you after 10 losses in a row, so let's match you with someone you can beat..."

I'm so good at Splatoon.

[Matches on Mako Mart and Hagglefish Market]

I totally get seriously not knowing why you were invited here.

RT @Carino_yuy_sub [one of the other people invited for the stream] I seriously don't know why I was invited here, but I'll enjoy myself!

:clock: Tonight around 10 PM:
I'm a beginner who doesn't know a single thing and I'm trembling with fear, but I'll do my best!!!!
[Splatoon 3] Splatoon Beginner Invited to a 9-Person Collab #TesrosetTransmission

["Adult Socializing"]

[Retweeting announcement with list of guests] Today, I was invited by Sorako-san for a Splatoon collab stream! Please do come watch. :clap: #TesrosetTransmission

I have a stream tonight, so I'll sing while it's still daytime.

"It's a game for the N64..."
(What is it...?)
"A shooting game, where you fight with guns..."
(Could it be GoldenEye 007?)
"It took the form of an FPS, which were still rare at the time..."
(It's GoldenEye 007!)
"And you're a buff Native American guy defeating dinosaurs."
(It's Turok: Dinosaur Hunter...?)

September's already half over... I can't keep up with time at all.

Turns out they implemented a tapioca emoji at some point. :boba tea:

RT @nemoto_nagi [Re: Tapioca New Year] I couldn't stop playing it on repeat so I bought tapioca.

September 16th, 2022

Bug where hearing about pilots with a total 2000 hours of flight time felt mind-numbing, but as soon as I thought "that's 2 times my Monster Hunter time...", it immedaitely became a relatable number.

Even when I make music, I never hear "you're so good at composition," but playing Monster Hunter, I'm occasionally told "you're so good at longsword," so everyone should play Monster Hunter instead of making music.

It'll be actual Splatoon.

Tomorrow I'll stream Splatoon.

Rakna-Kadaki is really good at inking.

Splatoon's so much fun.

Check out my Pop'n and Niji Variety songs too. :clap:

I haven't started up Monster Hunter in the past 10 days or so, so I might die.

I'm glad to have so many songs I worked hard making announced.

[Announcement]
I wrote Altimate!!'s 5th single, Wishing Star! :dizzy star:
You can listen to it on various streaming sites, so please give it a listen. :clap:

September 15th, 2022

I make works of propaganda pushing the extreme beauty of yuri.

There's no such thing as a creative work that the creator's intentions don't interfere with, so... does that mean all creative works are propaganda?!

I'm interested in Exoprimal, but are you fighting against dinosaurs? Or fighting with a team against another team? Huh?

It's got longsword!!!

I'm honestly interested in this dinosaur game.

The Sunbreak update is aiming at hunters hooked on Splatoon and shooting to kill.

Ultra-weakling beginner me has risen to B+.

Slaughter is great.

What is this evil game known as Clam Blitz??

Dream me was going "you're the only one who loves me this much."

Had a dream I was licked a whole bunch by a dog with gray and loopy fur.

September 14th, 2022

Splatoon is a battle against communication errors.

September 13th, 2022

I'm a humble longsword user.

I was trembling quite a bit thinking I'd come out being introduced like some mega-top-class artist yet people'd be like "hold on, who the hell's this?", but I was relieved that everyone was so kind... Thank you very much to those who learned about me through this.

The lines in movies are neat, but don't you want the clumsy words only you say?

Linaria's a super cute song, isn't it cute?

I'll continue to try hard at Monster Hunter.

need your bad love... :love hotel: :love hotel: :love hotel: :love hotel: :love hotel:

I was able to announce a lot today, so it feels as if I've done work.

Woman who's just a regular Vtuber good at Monster Hunter yet appears in person on a Nijisanji program.

[Announcement]
For some reason, I made a theme song for Nijisanji's B-Grade Variety Show (Temp).
The stream archive is here.
The short version music video is here. :microphone:

Wonder if you'll be able to say hi to Oman Au again...

I'll do my best 'til May... [just-announced release date of Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom]

There are too many games in the world.

007 has arrived... [Re: GoldenEye being announced for Switch N64]

I'm happy to have this much to announce.

I actually still have an announcement, but I can't say it yet. Please wait nakedly.

I know all about women.

I wrote the lyrics thinking about how women are creatures who want to be told they're loved with words other than "love." (Linaria)

I'm such a solo hunter at heart, I foolishly put more value in my own performance than anything my allies are doing.

Playing Splatoon, I'm more able to accept when I get a ton of splats but lose than when I don't get any splats at all and win... My personality's so unsuited for this game's design.

For the first time, I did the thing of picking a song name using the language of flowers. Linaria means notice this love... :love hotel:

[Announcement]
For the latest game Pop'n Music UniLab starting today, I wrote the song Linaria. The vocals are y hinatanso-san (@hinatanso)! :clap:
It's an extremely cute song, so please give it a play! :cherry blossom: #popn

Can I make an announcement?

By sequel to Breath of the Wild, could that possibly mean a sequel to Breath of the Wild????

The early bird gets the salmon. ["Hayaoki wa sanmon no toku" -> "hayaoki wa salmon no toku"]

September 12th, 2022

I just can't accept my thirties ending having being made up of mostly misfortunate years. This game balance is trash.

I'll have an announcement tomorrow.

I've acquired persistence from losing for 10 hours straight while running Furious Rajang.

This was today's progress. (admonishment that as much as you ink or splat, if you don't win you don't win)

I'm weak.

["Splatlandian Youth, Magnamalo"]

I'm retiring.

[Regular Battle history of matches on Museum d'Alfonsino and Mincemeat Metalworks]

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