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May 16th, 2022

I've become able to do the first half without mistakes, but so long as there's that belly move, damageless might be impossible... I can't dodge it...

This is my answer. #ParryInTheForgottenLands

When fighting Godskin Noble, food and sleep are paramount. This is serious.

Not only that, Elden Ring's inputs are such that you don't dodge when pressing the dodge button, but when you let go, so it's even more severe then the actual number of frames.

Elden Ring's bosses all seem to come with just one animation that challenges a person's reflexes, and it can shake your spirit. Just the existence of that one move can really influence your behavior.

Crucible Knight's Tail VS Margit's Light Sword VS Godskin's Belly

It's certainly possible the animation hasn't been decided when he starts moving and the input can be late, so there's still hope.

They say the fastest human reaction time is 0.2 seconds, but even 0.4 seconds feels super tight, so the world of 0.2 seconds sounds like absolute nonsense.

It's the same as Teo's punch, so you can dodge that, right? (?)

I'm gonna snap.

Making the Yukkuri voice sing is tough, but fun.

Regarding the fictional people I hung out with in my dream, I remember the woman was super pretty wearing a moss-green long coat with silky hair in a bob, yet all I can remember about the man was that I think there was a man there... Even in my dreams, I only pay attention to women...

My feeling of needing to have connections to other people is so strong, I had a dream I was hanging out at some strangers' house.

May 15th, 2022

My gameplay style is super niche, so it's a high barrier getting people's interest, but with there being people who tell me they saw my streams and started streaming games, I've gotten to think more and more how it's really been worth it, so I'm gonna do my best... Gonna do my best...

aiko-san watches Parry in the Forgotten Lands...????? :rolling eyes:

RT @saxicoro @fuwacina Even aiko said she secretly watches them in the bonus Blu-ray for her new song. :blush:

I'm pretty serious when I make game videos, so I'll keep uploading them until lots of people watch.

RT @lastmizusora I like OSTER-san's Elden Ring Yukkuri videos and want them to get popular.

There's still plenty'a bosses I can parry.

I want to do some Monster Hunter before Monster Hunter comes out, but before Monster Hunter comes out I want to finish what I wanna do in Elden Ring, so I just play nothing but Elden Ring...

Gamer whose forte is composition.

RT @waruiko [Linking the Margit video] OSTER-san's Yukkuri commentaries are a level of seriousness and quality far beyond "as a musical person, I gave this a little try~", it's hilarious.

If it were Morgott, I would've wanted to show Mohg with the line "twin with the problematic love" [to parody the line "odemashi ai no genkeishi," "enter the sculptor of love"]... Maybe I'll do the same bit again when I do Morgott...

Watching Dark Souls 3 parry videos, the parry effect is so subdued, I'm like "Is this a successful parry???"... I really like Elden Ring's parry sound...

Is Margit a demigod? → NO
Is Morgott a demigod? → YES
Is Margit Morgott? → Probably YES
Is Margit a demigod? → ?????

Who decided there needed to be an opening song for a parry video????

[New Elden Ring Video]
:lollipop: Gacha-Gacha Cute Margit
* This is a video about defeating Margit with parries damageless.
#EldenRing #TesrosetTransmission #ParryInTheForgottenLands

What am I trying to say with this? The new Parry in the Forgotten Lands will be uploaded today.

Only you can make yourself despair, and only you can save yourself. (since you can only observe the world through yourself)

May 14th, 2022

There's a great darkness to the fact that if you made ship content for Elden Ring, like half of it would probably be incestuous... Elden Ring truly is a shattered world.

Tell me the popular ships in Elden Ring.

Let's stop messing around and make a Margit video already.

It's been two months, huh...

For I've learned the forbidden knowledge of how to deal with parries I wasn't able to when I first ran him.

I'm a nutty Tarnished, so I'm getting the urge to parry Morgott with starting stats damageless.

Also I got hamburger cheese in my hair... I'm just a standard scatterbrain character.

The sense of fulfillment from going to see a movie with someone you're in sync with is amazing. I bit the inside of my cheek twice while munching on popcorn, but it's well worth it.

The nutrients I can get only from hanging out with girls have made my skin glossy... Love...

May 13th, 2022

The solar system itself is empty too, but I've despaired at just how empty the space between stars is. Star systems are much too lonely. Let's move somewhere close to Sagittarius A*.

I feel like people picture space and atoms and such as more condensed than they are because we're too used to seeing convenient diagrams only meant to demonstrate their structure in textbooks, since if you depicted them using actual proportions things would be too small to even see.

Space and even atoms are 5 billion times emptier than people imagine.

If you live, you'll get to see photos of black holes and stuff, so let's do our best.

May 12th, 2022

[Screenshot of Twitter trend "Delay"] Figured everyone was fighting Margit.

I've only practiced Noble-kun for about 20 minutes, but he seems pretty easy to parry.

Considering how long it took to be able to do Emergency Apex Zingore, even if I couldn't do this damageless for 6 hours, it's just a lack of practice...

Personally, I think making game videos and making works of art are the same, and videos from people seriously tackling a game are pretty much art.

I feel like Golden Parry is harder to parry with than Carian after all...

I absolutely can't envision damageless.

Progress.

I'm a Malenia backseater.

Godskin Apostle's gotta be stronger than Malenia, c'mon.

Feels like I'm playing games like a dummy going "I parried an attaaack, feels good :zany: :zany: :zany:", seeking primitive pleasures.

I might be bad at the kinds of games where you have to focus on what's important out of lots of information and make quick decisions.

Since thinking I'd like to play Splatoon, 5 billion years have passed.

If you went out to drink after the successful observation of a black hole, the drinks would definitely be tastier.

Making just one photo of Sagittarius A* requires taking 20,000 shots, talk about a bigshot actress.

Researchers can do their jobs only once they get the populace's interest, after all...

Do your best, young people... young people...

Right about now, could we make it so I was the one who thought of the theory of relativity? (we can't)

It's no time for Earthlings to fight amongst each other, space is nuts.

Sure enough, it makes you realize Earth needs to unite to confront space.

Sagittarius A* is extremely close. (not saying it's extremely close)

The people announcing are super excited.

The hugeness of the M87 black hole is absurd, right?

Sure enough, there was a supermassive black hole...

When Earthlings join forces, they can even find Pon de Rings on the moon, it's wonderful.

Einstein was a beast.

Whoaaaaaaaaa!!!

Sagittarius A*'s here...

It's started.

I'm curious how intricately made the world is.

All kinds of phenomena in quantum physics are bugs that weren't expected to be observed that closely, surely?

In which an announcement is made about the Milky Way: "All the heavenly bodies we've observed beyond Earth have been rapidly-projected simulations. To the "observers" watching the results of this experiment, let's stop this farce." Following this announcement, the night sky turns bright and it's shown to be inside an enormous facility.

[Retweets an article about Elden Ring selling 13.4 million copies] A parrying population of 13.4 million.

I'm envious of skilled people.

I kinda can't muster the will to cook at all today, and I don't really wanna eat anything in particular either, so I'm at a loss.

It's kinda tragic to think how it takes a certain capability to even discuss painful things with others...

I'm only saying I wouldn't be able to do that if it were me - I'm sure people have been saved by talking to places like that, and I'm not trying to say they're pointless or anything.

When someone's like "I wanna die!", you can't be like "Well now, talk about it with some stranger on the phone!", huh... Unfortunate as that is.

[Sora: "Everyone gathering together around nude women cooked in a pot is called a nude women hot pot, ya."]
Graveyard of ethics.

I have no memory of deleting it, but the tweet of me saiyng I uploaded the Meltdown remix is gone???? Strange...

May 11th, 2022

[Following some Sunbreak news] Demo... release... a demo...

[After posting a clip of that part of the stream] Absolutely the words of someone whose brain is dying. (had streamed for nearly 5 hours at this point, so)

On watching my streams back, I often reflect on how the game takes a lot of my attention so there are times that what I'm saying doesn't make any sense, like in the stream the other day where I kept repeating "I got the (eel) bone out (that had been stuck in my throat)!", and since I had only said the all-important part in parentheses in my head, I sounded like a woman saying something scary while practicing parrying.

A single change in how it's expressed can make a story interesting or boring, or in worst case can fail to convey what you're thinking at all, so having a handle on language is important, and I want more power over vocabulary. I'm regretting all the time how much I suck at words.

Writing this sentence like "When I woke up from my nap, my hand was numb, and I was wondering why that was, when I noticed my cat had been using it as a pillow." would have made it a more dramatic and attention-grabbing sentence. Don't you agree?

When I woke up from my nap, the cat was using my hand as a pillow and my hand was numb.

1. Press dodge button

2. Wasn't in time, take hit

3. Stunned from being hit

4. Regain control

5. Dodge input from 1 remains and results in dodge

6. YOU DIED

Isn't this what Elden Ring is like????

Elden Ring's dodge has a long invincibility period, but it's interesting how the difficulty of dodging is balanced by enemy attacks having continuous hitboxes. (opinion of person who was pissed off about the length of Crumbling Farum Azula Knight's tornado hitbox on a prior stream)

I want to win with a complete understanding of the motions, so maybe that's why I like counters with tight timing like parries.

May 10th, 2022

:tv: "If you drink milk before having alcohol, it has an effect of delaying intoxication."
Me: "I see... I should refrain from having milk before I drink."

Parrying Margit was fun... Margit, the most fun to parry.

???: "It's fun leveling up a ton and being invincible against bosses!"
Me: "It's fun beating bosses at starting level with maneuvering alone!"

Even after trying for 4 hours, I can't distinguish the atacks, nor can I remember the variations.

This is the hardest boss to parry in Elden Ring, right? :devil face: #ParryInTheForgottenLands

Godskin Apostle's even harder to parry than Morgott and I'm crying.

The sadness of Sushiro's prices going up is less about it being harder to eat there because of higher prices or anything, but thinking "even Sushiro has to raise prices these days...?"

"Sounds like they got Sushiro..."
"Mwahaha... even their 100-yen sushi was the greatest..."
"So sad..."

It feels like whether you're talented at a game or not isn't about whether you're good or not when you first play the game, but if you have the ability to persist until you get good.

I don't really know what kinda occupation Praetor is, but I do know it's a job where you fuse with a giant snake and thrash around in magma and spit poison.

May 9th, 2022

Today's sole cool moment. #TesrosetTransmission #ParryInTheForgottenLands

Parrying Godskin Apostle is too haaard!!!

Starting!!!

It's sudden, but at 9:30, I'll continue the main game of Elden Ring.
[Elden Ring] Tarnishemon, Melina and the Fire Giant #5 [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]
["Ase-emon" (from asebito, Japanese for "Tarnished"), maybe a play on "Asaemon"]

Let's introduce our loathsome traitors!
Godrick the Golden!
Empyrean Twins Miquella and Malenia!
General Radahn!
Rykard, Lord of Blasphemy!
Lunar Princess Ranni!
That's it!
[Meme format of introducing "crazy-cool ()band) members" with variations such as only naming one person before "that's it!"]

My tummy's been upset all day after a full day of drinking.

May 7th, 2022

Ghosts don't bleed, so they're tiring with unupgraded weapons.

Since I beat Loretta, I excitedly went to visit Ranni-sama, but Ranni-sama wasn't there. (still haven't beaten any demigods)

At starting stats, a single hit from Loretta's greatbow is instant death, so it had quite a nice tension.

I tried out Thops's Barrier, but the parry starts way too late, I can't...

I wanna make a proper video going deep into Tree Sentinel.

I took just a single glintsword, so I'm giving it a memorial here... :gravestone:
Royal Knight Loretta, Samurai, Starting Stats, With Weapon Buffs
#EldenRing #ParryInTheForgottenLands

My parrying is despairingly bad right now.

Gotta go get Carian Retaliation.

Don't feel like I'll be able to get up early tomorrow, but I'll do my best.

It's one thing for weird settings to be default, but it's the fact it's so hard to figure out what I need to mess with to change it that makes me wanna snap...

Why is a setting to make the previous note keep playing when you move notes on the sequencer on by default in the first place? Who's happy about this?

I've never once gotten comfortable with an included DAW sequencer.

I snapped at the Cubase sequencer because it's so hard to use, it's Domino all the way...

Tree Sentinel-kun was stronger. #ParryInTheForgottenLands

What do you mean, guitar solo? Mine's a mouse solo.

May 6th, 2022

I don't really get how YouTube works, but sometimes my views suddenly go up.

Did something happen on the YouTube Meltdown remix?????

Today I parried and also made a song... Amazing...

[Screenshot of search for "ponyo loves souuke," souuke being a term for someone who's always the uke (sub) in any relationship]

If you roll back for the short light swords the second burst hits you, so you have to dodge right... It was a pretty rough test of reflexes.

Ultimately, I didn't find any way to deal with the light swords in the back half except to roll forward/back twice... I wanted to stick close if I could.

Starting stats no damage OK!!!!!!!!!! #EldenRing #ParryInTheForgottenLands

What does everyone come to streams to see?

On a stream where I was trying to push the limits with super severe restrictions yet it seemed like I still couldn't beat it, I got sad seeing comments like "maybe drop the weird fixations" or "try a different weapon."

My body's bad, so I'll do what I can while I can.

Not doing well today, so I cried while visiting the hospital again.

I thought I couldn't enjoy games as a communication tool to enjoy with someone else, but they gave rise to communication with people playing solo and researching maneuvering, so they're indeed serving as a communication tool so I'm good.

Hospital again today, huh...

Only heavy drinkers know how it feels to be a heavy drinker.
Heavy drinkers are drawn to one another.

In short, heavy drinkers are Hamon users.

May 5th, 2022

I'll do my best at Monster Hunter again this year.

I hear that lots of people are looking for Vtuber game videos where even if they're not good at it they're having fun, but I really like videos of people playing masterfully and watch them a lot, and I want to upload videos like that myself, and I want people who like that kind of thing to watch...

I'm not a Vocaloid producer, but a Let's Player. (?)

When Monster Hunter comes out I want to upload videos of me playing it, but I still haven't decided what approach to take.

I'll truly never finish Elden Ring in my life. (because I'm neglecting the file I've progressed most in)

A good thing about Monster Hunter is how it has a quest reset.

Parrying looks super simple when you see others do it, but when you do it yourself it's hard... How deep.

I can do this for hours and not go nuts, so I'm definitely suited for From games.

Margit has the same quick side slash/fast side slash question setup as Morgott, and I still get them mixed up.

My parrying's getting rough, so I'm done for today... Couldn't do it in one day after all.

Recording damageless videos feels so empty..........

I panicked when I was suddenly unable to record, but the hard drive that should've had about a terabyte of free space was all filled up with gameplay videos, how do Let's Players do this?

Margit's easy to parry, but when it's no weapon upgrades starting stats damageless, that's a different story.

The huge light swords that get added in the second phase are so nuts, how d'you dodge those?

Godly game. #ParryInTheForgottenLands

Why do I have to make food, somebody make it for me.

The farmers who grew the leeks with care and shipped them out, the distributors who delivered them to the supermarket, the supermarket workers who sold them - thinking how the drama of all these people is packed into this one leek makes me cry a bunch as I cut them every time. It's just commonplace, huh.

I'm so emotionally unstable I'm sobbing while cutting leeks.

Thinking to myself how I need to go shopping, 50 years passed.

Sometimes when you look back as an adult at works you enjoyed as a child, you can have different impressions.

Personally, it's worrying that I now hear "Donna Iro ga Suki [What Color Do You Like?]" as a song about an organization that uses colors as codenames being purged by their enemies one by one.
[The lyrics go like "What color do you like? (Red!) / I like the color red / It always goes away first / The red crayon / What color do you like? (Blue!)..."]

Well, though I have a bad habit of bringing the thing intended to accentuate the taste to the front.

I super love the characteristic bitterness of a non-minor flat five, so I use them like putting them in coffee to bring out the taste.

I've got a strong desire to use non-minor flat fives skillfully, and I think I might be getting better at them lately.

Wah-wah clavinet feels so good, right??? #Dominowns

I hardly see anyone digging this deep into it, but my favorite part of the Meltdown remix might be the wah-wah clavinet.

This makes it look like Meltdown Rin-chan is surrounded by pink baldies and closing her eyes to try and make it so they don't exist... I'm truly sorry.

golden week how long

AAAA's butt is a girl.

May 4th, 2022

This ain't somethin' you can just parry! #ParryInTheForgottenLands

I'm so bad at fighting groups.

Part of why I like Ranger is that it has a strong counter move.

Kirby and the Forgotten Land was an incredibly good game... Could you make the counter moves a little stronger...?

Thanks for a good fight.

[Screenshot of congratulations screen for collecting all Waddles Dees in Forgotten Land] Good work on Waddle Done.

Seems like I'd make you think Elden Ring is a game where a pink baldy parries with a shield.

RT @UKnoire I haven't played Elden Ring, but I watch OSTER project's Parry in the Forgotten Lands, so I know it to an extent.

Taking a shower to get ready to go out again today :heart:
To the hospital :heart:

Girls are creatures who are happy if you notice small details, after all, so if someone told me like "You dodged with an Ichimonji instead of a Mikiri to save spirit, didn't you! That's great!", of course I'd be happy.

Shall I talk about the time I hung out with Claire-san and even though I didn't say anything she took notice and was like "Those are the earrings you talked about before, aren't they!!" and I was like "Nnnn... :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:"??????

Women should date women. (extremist)

[Retweets a fan comic where Minnie Mouse does her makeup and puts on a bow, Mickey comes along and says she looks wonderful as always, but then Daisy Duck excitedly compliments her new ribbon and lipstick, which Minnie responds to by hugging her.]

[Retweeting the Masked Hammer Treasure video] I've also uploaded a real Kirby explanation video.

I had a dream where my parents' house was bombed with KochiKame BGM playing, and I don't know how I should feel.

May 3rd, 2022

A life of wanting to become healthy enough that I can't use unhealthiness as an excuse.

LET'S... GO TO... THE SUMMER GATE...

[New Elden Ring Video]
:lollipop: Uma Kishi (Horse Knight) Parry Derby
* This is a video about beating Tree Sentinel with parries damageless in starting conditions.
#EldenRing #TesrosetTransmission #ParryInTheForgottenLands

Don't you think it's so exhausting being unable to do things that everyone else takes for granted?

It's fine to have a body, but I wish it wouldn't drag me down.

Do you really need a body?

Simply not having a day my body doesn't hurt makes life so lame.

The heroine of Elden Ring isn't Ranni, nor is it Melina, it's the otaku who loves Radahn.

Someone show me what justice is. (woman in her 30s who doesn't know what justice is)

My iPhone is cute for suddenly collecting old bird photos I took into a slideshow and telling me "Here, it's birds, look at birds and cheer up..."

Birds

["Birds, 2018 - 2019"]

May 2nd, 2022

Even if people say "nobody needs you," I don't care, shaddup, so long as you've got things you wanna do everyone has the right to live for themselves and that's that.

The phrase "every night has a dawn" can feel incredibly cruel of you think of it as "even if you disappeared, the Earth would keep on turning and dawn would come on its own with no changes or hindrances," which makes me feel the powerlessness of how words can end up as anything depending on the person hearing them.

I don't think there's a single person who hates Radahn as a character.

Tokugawa Yoshimune mastering gravity magic for the sake of his scrawny horse.

While editing parry videos, I get this scary feeling of "damageless is damageless, but I still ain't satisfied."

#GainedFollowersAfterVocaloidCollectionSoReintroduceYourself
I do Monster Hunter longsword time attacks. I have a 2:XX on Emergency Apex Zingore with adrenaline.
Lately I'm uploading a series of videos on parrying strategy in Elden Ring.
I'm a lady who gets her vaccine shots in superb dress.
My hobby is drinking.
Thanks in advance.

That Emergency 2:XX one is pretty sloppy, and it was start position 10, so I feel like I can totally get a better time, but I feel like I've forgotten the difficulty of Monster Hunter, nah, it's definitely gonna be hard.

But when I get home, I'm sure I'll want to parry, won't I??

Could try to improve an existing time, too.

Before Monster Hunter comes out, maybe I should do some sort of adrenaline time attack for rehabilitation...

I'm in a parryless environment, so I'm pining for parrying. I'll watch my own parry videos.

May 1st, 2022

When you gather as a family for Golden Week and talk, you gotta talk about Maclaurin series and Taylor series, right?

The only ones who know this song now are all adults... Sad.

RT @HundredBurger I don't wanna grow up...
Always a Toys"R"Us kid...

My body's bad enough that just walking for a bit has me bedridden.

I'm betting a parry.

RT @utbutb A controversial one when it comes to what move it would grant. #TesrosetArt

They're gonna put me in a Doraemon old folks' home.

My favorite Doraemon theme songs are The Direction of Dream and Goodbye to Goodbye. (old person)

Years have passed with me feeling like I should learn to sing pentatonic scales better.

Kids nowadays are more about pentatonic scales rather than augs... Rather, my theory is young people in any era are all about pentatonic scales.

On the train, a girl saw an ad for Doraemon and started singing the Doraemon theme, but it was the "dodododo" one... That's right, the year is 2022...

I'm Kiki the witch!
And this is a screenshot I took half-awake of the alarm screen this morning.

I shall return to my parents' house.

April 30th, 2022

Why am I giving this my all?

["Uma Kishi (Horse Knight): Parry Derby"]

I made the Yukkuri voice sing and Cubase died...

I'm making joke content for parry videos while resisting the urge to parry more.

I like alcohol and women and women who like women, so I make songs about alcohol and women and women who like women. Thanks in advance.

I'm of the mindset that life's hard even if you do the things you like, but if life's hard at any rate, it's gotta be better to do the things you like.

Sometimes I get quote retweets saying "I'm envious of how free you are," and I'm like "ain't it easier to act freely?", but it seems there are lots of people who don't find it easier to act freely. :thinking face:

Evil lady in the Vocaloid community. :devil face:

???? :thinking face: ????

RT @DEKAmrc Personally, the one who reigns at the summit o f"sexy lady in the Vocaloid community" for me is OSTER-san.

Doesn't it seem like the climate of planets in a binary star system would be super unstable??

I'm getting bored of this solar system, so it might be good to move to another star system.

Every time I see a Calpis commercial, I get sad being shown a world I'll never get to go to in my life, y'know??

Porco Rosso's an adolescent girl too, surely?

Adolescent girls are creatures who fly through the sky, so hey, what do you expect.

Jiro Horikoshi is an Adolescent Girl Theory

"It's director Hayao Miyazaki's greatest Ghibli masterpiece."
(Which one...?)
"The protagonist is an adolescent girl."
(Which one...?)
"It depicts the girl growing by overcoming numerous difficulties."
(Which one...?)
"And it has a scene of flying through the sky."
(Which one...?)

April 29th, 2022

That's probably sort of why I'm always competing against myself when I play games instead of other people...

I'm an inferior human, so I live fearful of exposing my inferiority.

Even when I can't think of ideas for composition, I can at least manage, but lyrics are truly impossible.

Even if you spend it like trash, time passes anyway.

I'm powerless...

It's just so sad how Kiki's Delivery Service ends with Jiji still not being able to talk, and it's sad how in Beauty and the Beast the beast turns into a prince at the end... I'm that kind of otaku.

"You know, I hate this pai" is something I say like 50 times whenever I play Mahjong. [joke on a line from Kiki's Delivery Service]

There's a suffering to parrying Tree Sentinel damageless that only those who attempt to parry Tree Sentinel damageless understand.

The day I bought my first From game, I tried hard to beat Tree Sentinel with starting stats but couldn't do it and leveled up to beat it, and after two months I've achieved vindication by doing it damageless with parries at starting stats... I am the Elden Lord. :crown:

It's the mark of a parry player that they do the thing unique to parry videos of not dealing the final blow, but continuing to maneuver around to make that last blow a parry.

Starting stats, unbuffed weapon, damageless Tree Sentinel parrying chapter:
Fin
Video later. #EldenRing #ParryInTheForgottenLands

Don't parry for the video guide, parry for the romance of it all.

Truly, what am I parrying for?

If I didn't parry Tree Sentinel, I could absolutely do it damageless, but because of parrying I can't, I'm gonna snap.

I can't help from tearing up whenever I watch the scene in Back to the Future where Doc cuts off his arm and grafts on a dragon head.

I thought Godrick's voice when he cuts off his arm was kinda super familiar, and it's probably that it sounds similar to Doc's dub voice in Back to the Future.

Mohg, Lord of Blood's battle song is super good, I wanna make it the theme song for when I have stomachaches.

Generally, "Marika shortcut" refers to a special route in Mario Kart track that shortens it, not the technique of abusing a Stake of Marika's activation radius to deathwarp places you normally can't go.

Asserting that solar energy is energy produced through nuclear fusion.

April 28th, 2022

Magnamalo is the best in the world at making music.

Victory
["I finished a song."]

I'll defeat this song before defeating Tree Sentinel.

The real world is full of air resistance and friction...

I learned about the issues that arise when turning the world of mathematics into physical hardware.

Yesterday I went to a science museum and rolled a ball along a cycloid curve and played always-win golf reflecting a ball along a quadratic function and boarded Voyager and descended into the Great Red Spot, so I had a lot of fun.

The fried horse mackerel I had for dinner was really delicious, so I was in a good mood, but now my tummy hurts a lot, so it's zero-sum. Nothingness.

Isn't it wild that Monster Hunter's coming out in just two months??

April 27th, 2022

Can't decide what clothes to wear.

April 26th, 2022

Feels like I'm not gonna have good dreams after a night of failing to damageless parry.

Tree Sentinel's just an enemy that's there as soon as you exit out onto the field - in Mario terms, like the first Goomba - so it's just natural you'd be able to beat it damageless. (???)

I get the feeling Tree Sentinel would be a ton easier to do damageless if you used Golden Parry, but it's an opponent you encounter at the start and all, so my desire to make a video showing you can defeat it damageless even in starting conditions has entrenched me.

I reset when I take even a single hit anyway, so I wish it could just be one-hit-kill.

I tried for 2 hours, but it was no use, so another day...

Ended a damageless run with a stupid mistake and sobbed loudly.

I don't know a thing about Tree Sentinel...

It's brutal how this positioning doesn't count for a parry...

Tree Sentinel's so strong, it never ends...

I'll again keep up my work until you become adults, so carry out your half of the bargain.

To my teenage listeners who follow my music:
When you're older, please get famous and have me make a song.

Also, me being asked to write a song for an artist I listened to and aspired to as a kid is also a super amazing thing, what the heck.

A person who says they listened to my songs as a kid now being active and asking me to make a song for them makes me super happy, and I feel glad to have kept making music while that child became an adult. Keeping something up can make good things happen.

To all my fans:
Thank you.

Getting all excited about having made a super good song.

my youtube channel
Chaos.

That reminds me, I wasn't at all concerned about the Vocaloid Collection monetary prize, but I wonder where the details on that are...

Uploaded a YouTube version too. Please check it out here as well.
Meltdown (OSTER project All-Out Arrangement!)

Thought I'd get a car wash and go home, but it rained a stupid amount, so it's all over.

People are free to decide if they want to look at spoilers or not, but no matter how much of a minority people who want to watch something unspoiled may become, I just want consideration for those people to not be lost...

Every time I listen to Kaze ni Naru, I'm struck with despair like "You can make a song this good without complicated chords...?"

When I hear an arrangement of Totoro that cuts out the chorus diminished, I break out in hives.

The diminished in Totoro's chorus is so emotional...

One song with chord progression I like is My Neighbor Totoro.

The knight who skewers any man meddling in yuri with a golden halberd, Eurygard.

It's sad how I'm always trying out super trendy games, yet playing them in a different way from the vast majority of people, so I'm not able to have a conversation with anyone.

Parrying Tree Sentinel is pretty strict based on position, so Golden Parry is really effective, and it's so cool to fight while swapping shields.

My head is full of parrying, but I make songs.

I managed to beat Red Wolf of Radagon with starting stats and progress the Thops event to get Thops's Barrier, but trying it out, the start time does feel slow... Storm Wall it is...

It's so sad how I wanna fight Loretta, Knight of the Haligtree with Carian Retaliation, but you can't get Carian Retaliation without beating Loretta, Knight of the Haligtree...

I want Carian Retalitation in my starting stats file as soon as possible, but for that I need to clear Caria Manor with starting stats, so I'm holding my head.

Toward the start of Parry in the Forgotten Lands, while I was saying "I use Carian Retaliation because it looks cool," I had no idea that parry-type Ashes of War had fixed behavior whether you use a small shield or a medium shield... (embarrassed)

As I thought, a 100 damage reduction medium shield and Carian Retaliation is justice.

Looking at this data has me feeling like "what meaning is there to using a buckler"...

["Parry Window Frame Data
Parry Type / Startup / Active / Recovery / Total (in frames, 60 FPS)
Buckler: 9, 10, 32, 50
Small Shield: 11, 10, 30, 50
Short Sword: 13, 8, 30, 40
Medium Shield/Curved Sword/Fist/Claw/Rapier: 13, 4, 34, 50
Golden Parry: 9, 12, 30, 50
Golden Parry (0 FP): 11, 10, 30, 50
Carian Retaliation: 9, 12, 30, 50
Carian Retaliation (0 FP): 13, 4, 34, 50
Storm Wall (with or without FP): 11, 10, 30, 50
Thops's Barrier (with or without FP): 13, 8, 30, 50
Startup: Frame parry window starts at
Active: Length of parry window in frames
Recovery: After parry window ends, number of recovery frames before you can move again
Total: Length from start of parry action to end in frames (consistently 50F in this game)"]

There was a time where I'd be like "this sound is too muddled, so let's not" and excluded it first thing, but now I have visions of it being usable so it arises as a candidate, so the decisions become harder and harder.

The better you get at making music, the more abundant options you have for selecting sounds, so making music gets super difficult, what the????

Isn't it emotional to dare to use a minor seventh where normally you'd expect a half-diminished?

I might say that people who can make songs without half-diminisheds are the experts.

This video showed up as a YouTube recommendation that was like "half-diminished chords that experts use!", and I made a smug face like "I AM an expert..."

I'm becoming an unknown lifeform who just watches media that realistically depicts humans' inner selves and goes "How knowledgeable you are of humans!"

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