OSTER project's Twitter

Translations of tweets from @fuwacina. For an archive of other Vocaloid-related Twitters I no longer keep up with, go here.

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December 24th, 2022

[At midnight] Merry Christmas :snowman:
Suki! Yuki! Maji-Magic (OSTER project All-Out Arrangement!)

Jesus Christ's greatest contribution was bestowing upon me an opportunity to eat chicken.

This is my Dramatic Noel.

Christmas! Christmas! I'm so glad! I'm a Buddhist!

December 23rd, 2022

All I want for Christmas is boob

Somebody help me VS This is a story you started

Basically my only thoughts on VocaDuo submissions are "this sorta became something really amazing," but having assembled such incredible talent, I feel like I'm gonna die from the pressure of "now don't you dare make something half-assed"...

Festivals are fun...

[Re: VocaDuo submissions] Most gratefully, I've already received nearly 100 submissions... I'll take my time choosing. :folded hands:

Man, I know I'm the one who opened submissions, but all your submissions are so wild it's wild.

I'm really fond of Dramatic Noel, and listened to it over and over before release going "Is it not up yet? Is it not up yet? Is it Christmas yet? Not yet? Can't Christmas come sooner?", so I'm really glad it's been released...

Laughing at what a good song this is no matter how many times I listen to it.
Dramatic Noel / Urashimasakatasen

[Screenshot of SONICWIRE official account liking her "what women really want is SPITFIRE CHAMBER STRINGS PROFESSIONAL" tweet] Uh, lmao (I'm always indebted to you)

Merry Christmas!! Merry Christmas!! Merry Christmas!! (riding horseback in a Santa outfit throwing punches)

Those people're all imaginary roots.

You wanna make a video too, right? Videos, they're fun to make, see? How 'bout you make a video??

Everyone just sing my songs together, please...

Everyone's so good at singing LOL

Video makers... Hang in there... video makers... I know... It's rough, huh... making videos... You can't hold two positions at once... Video makers... Please...

Also, the songs I make are super duper complicated.
They're super duper complicated.
I await those with confidence in their skills.

I've already gotten tons of submissions, I'm so grateful.

It's easier to manage if you send one of your own works in your reply. Thanks in advance.

I especially want to take this opportunity to get connected with people who can make videos. Making videos is such an ordeal...

Nice to meet you.
I'm taking submissions from any singers, video makers, and if possible, guitarists/bassists who want to make a song with me.
If you want to participate, please reply to this tweet.
I'll speak to those who catch my attention. #VocaDuo2023 #VocaDuoWanted
["Occupation Card
Name: OSTER project
Occupations: Vocaloid Producer, Mixer
Additional Comments: I can more or less make any type of song, so I'm thinking I'll come up with something that matches the singer's style.
Won't you make a song with me? This is a remote position!"]

I'm a gamer who's good at composition, you see.

RT @giza_miku OSTER project, that brings me back! I watched a ton of her Monster Hunter videos!!!!!!!

Apologies to those celebrating like "OSTER project, that brings me back! What a delight for old otaku!", but I'm in active service, and I've uploaded a video of beating Furious Rajang in three minutes. My regards.

I'm good at writing cute lyrics. (self-introduction)

I haven't done work for many male artists, so I'm super glad... It's a perfectly refreshing song for Christmas, so go listen to it lots.

Dramatic Noel / Urashimasakatasen
I provided the composition for this song. :christmas tree: :cake: :present:
Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

I have an announcement very soon, so please get your panties off.

Uh, got something mixed in there.

I'm working hard.

["Tesroset Transmission / OSTER-Song-esque Song Name Contest"]

I released balls! → ?????k

[Screenshots of views on two recent tweets]
I released a new song! → 43k
I have no balls → 65k

[Re: delivery service message song] Check out my new song too.

It kind of just started displaying suddenly. Hell yeah.

It's kind of the talk of the town, but my Twitter alone isn't displaying view counts. I can't join in everyone's discussion, so I want them added. Then it's okay if you remove them.

[Following a Twitter update adding tweet view counts] †Welcome. You are stray sheep #[view count].†

December 22nd, 2022

Though by all means, I'd certainly like to try being a god once.

As an averagely special commoner, I aspire to gods who have been completely freed from comparing themselves to others, while knowing it'll never happen in my life but aiming for it anyway. Kind of like how lim will approach the limit but never actually touch it - I sorta think that's a good attitude to live with.

In Buddhism they say that you can't get rid of feelings of comparing yourself to others until the final stage of enlightenment, so to look at that from the other end, the sense of inferiority that produces is kind of the most deeply-rooted human suffering. Ressentiment comes from there, too.

In short, I'm a very human-like and thus lovable character. Aren't I so wonderfully human-like?

Conversely, people who successfully discard their feelings of inferiority look like gods.

Thinking about what the most human-like feeling is, my current answer isn't love or sympathy, but "feeling inferior." So I like works that deal with feeling inferior, and feel an incredible affinity with characters whose feelings of inferiority drive them.

I'm way too excited for tomorrow's lunch. Every day, lunch is my greatest pleasure.

What do I value in life? Food, of course...

I've finished preparations for tomorrow's lunch. If I make it myself, it'll never fail to arrive. I'll be able to eat lunch with certainty. (traumatized)

Why do I add more tasks before finishing tasks???

[Re: VocaDuo] There's kind of more interest in this than I expected, so I think I might formally take submissions later. Thanks in advance.

[Re: delivery service message song] This is a demo song for TOKYO SCORING DRUM KITS.

From now on, I'll order food with the assumption it won't come. (??)

To be serious, you can't help mishaps coming up, but the handling of it afterward, with 2 and a half hours of things being incomprehensible ending in not getting the order, was just too cruel, is the thing.

I'm suing you for damaged products!
Of course you know the reason, don't you?
Because you deceived me with this food delivery, and destroyed my lunch time!
Please prepare to be prepared.
[Reference to a meme where someone posted a fake "trick" to catch a shiny Volcanion in Pokemon Omega Ruby that included a step to delete your save, and someone in the thread got extremely mad in likely machine-translated Japanese.]

Due to difficulties providing the item you ordered caused by shortages, your order has been canceled.

I immediately broke down crying.
Sorry, but I can't eat lunch anymore.
[Reference to a meme: "I told my wife about the Splatoon servers being down. I don't have a wife. I immediately broke down crying."]

Vocals: Zundamon
Composition: Me
Lyrics: A certain food delivery service

["Due to difficulties
Providing the item you ordered
Caused by shortages,
Your order has been canceled."]

RT @vocazen Iyowa-san: "My stomach ["i"] is weak ["yowai"], so I'm Iyowa."
mucell-san: "I choke [museru] often, so it's read "museru.""
Me: "I want to follow all Vocaloid producers, so I'm "I Want To Follow All Vocaloid Producers.""
Koushi-san: "So I don't forget the regret of not getting to go to Koshien, I mean it's from "calf" [koushi], I mean because I was a tutorer [koushi], I mean because I have a lattice [koushi]-pattern handkerchief -"

RT @sigekun That being said: that time I got followed by the "I'll Crush the Balls of All Vocaloid Producers" account despite not being a Vocaloid producer.
That time I got followed by them despite not having balls.

Lots of people are proposing the theory of "they ate it while on delivery," but I'd imagine the risk of almost definitely getting busted and losing your job would be too great for eating while on a delivery to be worth it, though who knows.

I'm downhearted, but I'm goin' to the hospital.

There's probably just something bad about the structure of the organization, but you shouldn't loathe the organization or those who belong to it for something like that alone. I understand there are lots of diligent people doing their best. I was just hungry, that's all...

I'm a god member... Is this how you treat a god...? God is dead...

This has been etched into my memory as the Dark Thursday Food Delivery Incident.

Goodbye, my curry... I so wanted to see you...

I'm tearfully warming up some frozen food, so console me.

At first I was worried about if the driver got in an accident or something, but the atrocious handling of everything really freaked me out...

So you're saying I'm the idiot for waiting an hour and a half??????

[Make order

Hasn't arrived after 30 minutes, no notification of delay

Contact them, told to wait 10 to 20 minutes

Hasn't arrived after 1 hour, delivery person's GPS location has been at same place for about 30 minutes, ask if the delivery person's okay

Told "Sure the GPS isn't delayed?" (???)

Figure it's been way too long and inquire again

Get a call saying the delivery person had trouble but it'll arrive soon so hold on

Get a call saying "It'll arrive in another 2 or 3 minutes!"

Doesn't arrive so I call

Due to difficulties providing the item you ordered caused by shortages, your order has been canceled. (????????)


I've used them with confidence up until now, so it's sad...

A certain meal delivery service hasn't contacted me at all and it's been an hour since the estimated delivery and it's still not here and even when I inquired they just said "please wait"... This sense of despair is intense.

VocaDuo [project aiming to connect Vocaloid producers/singers/video makers/etc. to make a song together] is great, wonder if anyone'd do that with me... *glancing*

December 21st, 2022

My body's bad enough it can't even stand a day's outing, but I'm doing my best and living.

It's sad how having a fun outing makes me feel good but makes my body worn out.

We talked about moments you cried from happiness, and while I didn't cry when I passed my entrance exams or when I won the grand prize live, I cried a bunch when I did arena Rajang damageless on Tarotaro Cup, which is so funny.

To meet with a woman, I went to look at clothes with a different woman (as a woman), yet all that remains of it is meal photos.

December 20th, 2022

I'm interested in whether humanity will move into space in a residential sense or if they'll perish first, but I don't know if I'll get to see it happen, so I just want to be told the outcome. I'm confident my average self isn't statistically special, so when it comes to doomsday arguments, I support the majority. Here's to a good match.

Humanity spending time investigating the unknown seems like it might result in them ruining themselves, but they're real interesting.

Seeking meaning and cause and effect in everything is like some kind of bug in humans caused by fear of the unknown.

Whenever I'm about to get depressed thinking the world wouldn't care one bit whether I'm there or not, I'm instead like "Why're you assuming you'd be indispensable to the world? Talk about overestimating yourself LOL" and I LOL.

I want all humanity to buy Spitfire already and produce more pop music abundant with strings.

December 19th, 2022

[Re: song name contest] Finished with selections at long last.

In the same way you should stan someone while you're able to stan them, you should buy synths you're interested in before they go out of production. End of explanation.

The flute is Vienna.

spitfire chamber strings #Dominowns

To explain how powerful Spitfire Chamber Strings is in a way even people who don't know music can understand, it's about as strong as Flaming Espinas's arm equipment.

This person's always advertising Spitfire Chamber Strings.

Please, don't put any stock in that talk going around recommending jewelry as a Christmas present for women.

Thank you for the premiere. :teacup:
Please continue to check out my new song.

[New Song]
#Kirune #AiSuu Official Demo Song
:unicorn: Nursery Etude :ice cream:
Now, once the cast is assembled, make an original world all your own. :castle: #VoiSona

[Re: Nursery Etude premiere] Soon.

The Earth is actually flat, and the Apollo project was a studio shoot, and in the basement of Kappa Sushi they're forcing kappa to do hard labor. I know lots of stuff.

I love shooting on location.

RT @a2487498 Apparently, the Apollo project was actually a farce to cover up the fact the moon doesn't exist. NASA had a famous film director create that video, and they even went as far as shooting on location to make a perfect fake.

December 18th, 2022

I'm a Vtuber who broadcasts to the world the joy of longsword.

When I play Monster Hunter is when I feel most alive.

[Monster Hunter Sunbreak] To the Summit of Anomaly Research [Link to her Twitch]

I think I'll practice Monster Hunter on Twitch again today.

December 17th, 2022

I just got done with a stupid amount of gaming, yet I'm doing well against Anomaly Furious Rajang.

Let's all play Splatoon together.
[Splatoon 3] Adult Socializing 2 [Link to her Twitch]

[Offiical Demo Song] Nursery Etude feat. Kirune & AiSuu
:clock: 12/19 6 PM Premiere :film projector:
#VoiSona #Kirune #AiSuu

I'm practicing Scorned Magnamalo. [Link to her Twitch]

[Re: the synth serial number not working] Sorry, this was my bad.
[Screenshot of a warning on the product page explaining that it's just a preorder, and actual release is planned by the end of 2022]

Recent Announcements
- Got a new song in Gitadora
- A song I did vocals for released
- Rabbit Fur's on streaming
- Uploading a Kirune/AiSuu official demo song on the 19th

[Retweets release of the IDOLM@STER album with Rabbit Fur on streaming]

December 16th, 2022

"Resistance" has a refreshing melody, but it's about feeling it's far too simple to despair in this world, so it's dark.

Or rather, someone please let me reharmonize your song to a baffling degree.

Perhaps the next song OSTER project all-out arranges could be yours.

Please listen to this too.
Suki! Yuki! Maji-Magic (OSTER project All-Out Arrangement!)

I didn't upload as many videos as I thought this year, but I worked pretty hard just making this one, so it's fine.
Meltdown (OSTER project All-Out Arrangement!)

[Posting info about her Meltdown remix being nominated for NicoNico's yearly awards] I was actually nominated, so I hope to have your support.

Nice to meet you. I'm a youngster who's been active online for over 15 years. My favorite song is Akira Fuse's "You're More Beautiful Than a Rose" [1979]. Please subscribe to my channel.

In which I bought a new instrument synth but the serial number I was sent was invalid.

Roset-chan who sacrificed real-time-ness to obtain a cute voice.

RT @utbutb [Re: Kassy Has Arrived] Roset-chan's singing voice is cute, so I hope she gots lots more work.

I'm sorry I haven't been able to stream composition much this year and my Fanbox has stagnated, but I've been making lots of music in real life in that time, so please look forward to it. :folded hands:

There's not much of the year left, but there are still more jobs to announce within the year. I think there are. I wonder if there are. Well, you better get prepared anyway.

I've been rendered unable to live without periodically watching a movie while eating fried food at a friend's house.

I'm a singer...

I provided vocals for the song Kassy Has Arrived!! :folded hands: :microphone:
The video and music are super cute too. :heart:

December 15th, 2022

Ningen-tte Ii Na being introduced on YouTube: "The TRUE Meaning Behind "A Bear Cub Watching Hide and Seek"? You Won't Believe The Real Reason His Butt Was Showing..."

The antonym of sine is arcsine. (strong belief)

I don't know that much about the origins of Celsius and Fahrenheit, so I can't really say, but isn't it like the antonym of gram being pound? Am I wrong??

There was a quiz show with a question that was ike "the antonym of Celsius is Fahrenheit" and I was like "hello???", but when I looked it up it actually came up as an antonym, and I was like "huh..."
[Screenshot of Weblio showing them as antonyms; notably, the Japanese words are entirely unrelated to the English ones and share a kanji]

December 14th, 2022

Sunbreak's a godly game, but I wonder if there'll be anything to address the issue of the endgame content of Anomaly research quests not having to do with Malzeno, the main monster of Sunbreak.

Thanks for coming to the stream. It took a super long time, but I've gotten up to Anomaly Research 180. I hope to have your continued support.

Stream went down, but I resumed it.

[Monster Hunter Sunbreak] Don't Run From Anomaly Research [Link to her Twitch]

I ate meat, so I'm starting Monster Hunter stream.

Could we say I'm an 18-year-old who's been active online for over 15 years?

If you count starting from Vocaloid, I'm a streamer who's been active online for over 15 years already, so don't worry, you can stan me. :smile with open hands:

Thank you for my Twitch debut year. :folded hands:
[Screenshot of Twitch recap: 15 streams, 1,390 hours watched, 58 days watched, 27 highest viewer count, 1 total sponsor, 143 followers, 50,100 channel points, 1,620 chat messages, top categories: Monster Hunter Rise, Splatoon 3]

I wanna stream more next year.

Once I take care of some things, I'll stream Monster Hunter today.

It's the Hunter Exam arc and Zoldyck arc, so Genthru does not appear. The end.

I definitely wanna go see the Hunter x Hunter stageplay, and I want Bomber to grab me and disarm the bomb in my back.

The cause of your back pain is that you momentarily use Suppress just before protecting your back with Temper. Today, we'll be training so that you can smoothly execute aura fortifying movement.

I had a dream a chiropractor said this to me.

I want to be born as a dog for a rich family. Thanks in advance.

I made pasta sauce in the morning, and when I went to eat, I noticed I was out of pasta and went to the supermarket to buy some, so I've used up all of my energy for today. Good effort.

The 19th's got this one. [Retweeting announcement of a demo song she wrote for new VoiSona voices Kirune and AiSuu]

It's the end-of-year song unveiling rush.

Let's lead a revolt against this world where it's all too easy to despair.

I wrote the new song "Resistance" for the new GITADORA FUZZ-UP going into operation today. :folded hands:
Vocals are by Kanatan-san. :microphone:
Thanks in advance. :guitar: :guitar: :guitar: #GITADORA #GITADORA_FUZZUP

December 13th, 2022

I've got fortune and fame now, so I don't need wings.

December 10th, 2022

Toro Puzzle World's Best

My birthday project is turning into a Christmas project, but I will get it done before the year's over.

My stamina is such that after making one song, I want like a month of rest.

December 9th, 2022

:man: "The key change here is really great!"
:woman: Out Loud: ((Thank you very much!))
Real Thoughts: "Didn't know it changed key here, lol"

Parry of the Shield: Armored Core Edition is coming. [Following announcement of Armored Core VI]

December 6th, 2022

I told someone I was playing Monster Hunter on my computer and they were like "Frontier??"

There's a lot of art that wouldn't have been created if people hadn't been born perverted.

December 5th, 2022

Which is to say the "ting!" invulnerability sound when you're hit with an attack mid-Squid Roll feels super good, in which case just play Monster Hunter dammit.

Given this is the most fun moment I had playing Splatoon after a month, I'm so not suited to this game.

[Screenshot of a ChatGPT conversation:
"OSTER: Do you know OSTER project?
ChatGPT: I'm sorry, but I don't know about OSTER project. I'm a large language model trained by artificial intelligence. I'm unable to answer about specific technical knowledge or information. Please tell me how I can be of help.
OSTER: Piss off"]

If I, who was a brat with a strong desire for recognition, hadn't been watched over warmly by those around me, I don't think I'd be doing the work I do now, so I feel super blessed to have had the adults around me.

A big reason I don't ever want to be a teacher is I myself was so much of a problem student.

I'm a brat who in first grade music class, while everyone was playing keyboard harmonicas, would go and harmonize three notes up and make the teacher mad at me.

RT @hirasawa Q. What was the first intense emotion you felt toward music??
A: Discomfort. At music time in grade school.

What age did you have to reach until you learned this was a gesture for "I can see your underwear"?

:clap: :peace sign: :OK sign: :salute:

What meaning does it have when a kid you liked in grade school shows up in a dream??

December 4th, 2022

Birthday presents I received:
- Gelato Pique Body Milk :baby bottle:
- Sake
- Beef tongue :buffalo:
I'm grateful. :folded hands:

A birthday present form Claire-san arrived. :smile: :heart: :present: :bell:

December 3rd, 2022

Cathedral of Sin.

["A different you from usual / Let the BPM settle down"]

Girls are also fools.

Boys are fools.
TWEEDEES "World Record"

I received a Dandelion and Campanile flipbook from Ropa Yashima-san (@ropa_yasima). :bell: :bell: :bell:

December 2nd, 2022


[Roset: "Can you play back that measure?" Tesro: "Hm? Sure."
Roset: "A terrifyingly good song. Truly only I could've made it."]

The songs I've made lately haven't become public yet, but they're all stupid good songs.

November 30th, 2022

Catch corona

Lose motivation to game

Lose motivation to interact with people

Lose motivation to do social media ← Currently here