OSTER project's Twitter

Translations of tweets from @fuwacina. For an archive of other Vocaloid-related Twitters I no longer keep up with, go here.

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July 30th, 2022

Given my occupation, you'd think I'd be better at rhythm games than Monster Hunter, but Monster Hunter is a rhythm game, so hey.

Maybe nothing is born of revenge, but some revenges come from being born.

Myself, I welcome people commenting on my song with predictions of who made it, and even go listen to those producers to analyze why they came to that conclusion, but some people might not like you writing that kind of thing, so I think it might make everyone happiest if you toss your predictions at me via Marshmallow.

After the reveal, let's not do anything like looking back in hindsight and going "if I had heard this, I totally would've got it." :smile:

It's only tonight
Your chance to guess me in an anonymous crowd
Has everyone chosen their answer?
Look forward to tomorrow
Look forward to it

I'm being super silly about it, but I think there'll always be the phenomenon of people who can't fit in with the majority getting immersed in their own worlds (and wanting to show it off), so I think there are probably chuunibyou in any era.

The girls next to me are just talking about husbands, kids, and Disney.

Well, that's just normal.

Meanwhile, I'm looking at the latest longsword meta and muttering:
it'a sun break - Are you crazy? That's a Bloodlust/Coalescence.

It's 1 in 3000, but the odds aren't 0, so maybe you'll happen to get it.

I want my song to be drawn for the Colorless Nameless Museum... Someone please draw it, please... (impossible)

In exchange for talent at living, I have talent for music.

You can start by understanding that longsword is turn-based.

Play for 1000 hours and you can do it too!!!!

RT @erif_min OSTER-san... Just what are you...?
She's mastering Monster Hunter.
She was mastering parries in Elden, too.
She wrote a collab song with sasakure-san.
I can't imitate those longsword moves... What are you?

Since I'm participating in an event and all, tomorrow night, I'll do a review of the Colorless Nameless Fest slash chat stream. I think I'll also read Marshmallows, so please send some with your song predictions! :folded hands:

Otakus' specialty to read too much into things is the greatest.

RT @crab_kanikani #ColorlessNamelessFest Every time I see a "sounds like OSTER" comment, I keep being like "I get it, but this piano isn't Keyscape..."

July 29th, 2022

Keep doing your best searching.

It's Yukkuri Ward.

I'm starting to want Chis-A.

There are still two days left, so please search carefully. :green tea:

Just being able to hunt Afflicted monsters is pretty amazing, so you should have confidence.

Just being able to make music is pretty amazing, so everyone should have confidence. I have confidence, too.

I'm removing my Scouter and viewing songs at random.

Though without a view count, I wonder if you'd lose listeners outright, having nothing to grab onto so they aren't sure where to even start... But I also think it's a fact that that "place to grab onto" creates disparity.

RT @grief_art @fuwacina This is just my opinion, but:
- Knowing the view count before you open it
- For some reason being able to specify a thumbnail on submission
- Using loopholes in the rules
As I see it, things like these are somewhat undermining the concept of the Colorless Nameless Fest.

It's true, just being able to see the view count makes for a powerful bias, so if that were hidden too, I think they'd go up more evenly... It's really a very interesting experiment, so it'd be interesting to see it improved upon in the future.

Getting acclaim does to a point mean it's a superb work, but not getting acclaim doesn't mean your work isn't superb. That's just how overflowing with creations this world is.

If you're convinced you don't have skill because your works aren't appreciated, you should stop thinking like that right now.

It's such a game of chance like this...

It's wild how in the Colorless Nameless Fest, there's super-high-quality songs that hardly have any views buried all around, so you can't depend on view count at all. I super understand how Vegeta felt telling Nappa to take off his Scouter.

Extremely glad to find songs I like a lot from people mentioning ones they think are mine.

Maybe it's the Tigrex Longsword Ichiro series, which used a vocal synth.

RT @crab_kanikani At this point, I'm ready for anything. Whether OSTER-san wrote a song on the cutting edge of trends or used Kafu-chan or did poetry reading or it's only 6 seconds long, I won't be surprised...

Myself, I also learn my favorite strings or bass and sometimes sing them at karaoke.

People call copying a song by ear a special skill, but you guys can learn your favorite songs and sing them at karaoke, so you can totally copy by ear.

July 28th, 2022

In truth, maybe I didn't post anything at all. (not that one)

Maybe it got views like normal and is on the rankings, or maybe it didn't get any attention and no one's listening to it.

For Colorless Nameless Fest, I have to not even say anything about whether I've observed anyone who got it right until the answers are revealed, but it's fun.

Though I'm grateful, since being told something sounds like one of my songs means I have a brand.

How fun (how fun)

RT @kikuo_sound [Re: "sounds like mine, sure isn't though"] I'm this.

I'm having fun with the arbitrary rule that if even a single comment points it out, I lose. Like a tower defense game where you die in one hit.

But really, finding one person's song out of 3000 songs is pretty impossible, huh.

Feels like I'm being so mean-spirited that Colorless Nameless Fest is going to make my fans hate me.

Enjoying listening to songs people are saying sounds like one of mine and going "Sure sounds like mine, huh! Sure isn't, though!"

In OSTER project Werewolf, all the roles are Hunter.

RT @crab_kanikani Colorless Nameless Fest is becoming OSTER project Werewolf.

Here's a hint: It has between 1 and 1 billion views, it uses a vocal synth, it's uploaded to NicoNico Douga, and it has the lyrics in black text on a white background. Best of luck.

It's super fun seeing opinions on my song... This is a good event.

When I lined up the curry, my cat kept getting up there and made taking a picture hard.

Today's spoils.

This event will end with no one arriving at my song, I'm certain of it.

Has everyone found OSTER-san's song yet?????? Tell me if you find it, okay????

[Re: Colorless Nameless Fest] It's begun! My regards. :folded hands:

I'll continue to do my best to subvert your expectations.

I'm a contrarian creator, so I look forward to subverting listeners' expectations in both Final Fantasy remixes and the Colorless Nameless Fest.

[Retweets tweet about interviewers bringing up Monster Hunter] There was also this yesterday. (report)

Front-runner in the "when they're up at 7 AM, you'd probably assume they stayed up all night" character ranking.

July 27th, 2022

I didn't do anything yet I gained weight. (did you mean: you gained weight because you didn't do anyhing)

[Retweeting Song of Super Chat] Singer-songwriter.

Writing a script for commentary is lyrics, and reading it out is singing, and I do retakes over and over until it sounds the way I want and string together the best ones, so I truly am a singer-songwriter. (?)

The work of writing a commentary script is also "lyrics" in a sense...

RT @catuelystype000 Why is OSTER-san able to do such talkative and rich commentary...
That she also created innocent revolver and Oort Cloud just makes her the strongest.

[Re: Colorless Nameless Fest] At last, this begins tomorrow. I've taken part. By all means, find me.

I'm being targeted by a Hamon attack?!

RT @toarubokarop OSTER-san is the Hirohiko Araki of the Vocaloid world.
????????

There's something analogous between fumbling with the wrapping on a cake because you're not sure where it ends, and having a girl nice and worked up but fumbling with her clothes because you're not sure how to take them off.

[Retweeting announcement of the Electronica Tunes Final Fantasy remix album]
[Announcement]
I took part in this album with an arrangement of "Those Who Fight." I'm glad to have been given an opportunity to make a remix like this for a song I remember playing by ear on piano long ago.
Please check out it. :folded hands:

Please give your support to the Tigrex Longsword Ichiro series.

My first Sunbreak time attack video. My regards. :folded hands:

[New Sunbreak Video]
:microphone: Tigrex Longsword Ichiro High-Speed Commentary Series :microphone:
Malzeno, Longsword, No Heroics, Dereliction 5:19 #MonsterHunterSunbreak #TesrosetTransmission

[Re: not working on Cinnamon/Miku collab] Why does a tweet about not having done work have so much more influence than tweets about having done work?

Feels like I'll never make a time attack video in my life at this rate, so I'm recording commentary.

In my dream, I was playing a new Bomberman game, but for some reason the first boss was Rathian.

July 26th, 2022

Lately, no matter what interview I'm in, I get told "You sure play a lot of Monster Hunter, huh?" at the start.

Apex Zinogre Emergency 2:39

RT @Itaiki0825 Amid the many Vocaloid producers with Twitter headers that are pretty scenery, or instruments, or CD covers or illustrations from music videos, OSTER project-san's being a Monster Hunter screenshot is so funny.

July 25th, 2022

My head hurts... Am I gonna die like this...? It wasn't a bad life...

I'm so bad at sleeping.

Many people have probably already forgotten all sorts of conflict before being able to monetize content on the internet became commonplace, but I haven't forgotten these 15 years...

Those people who assigned me the tag "Scam You Can't Pay For" - when the time came that you could pay for it, I wonder how much they paid?
Why must I become an adult?
When will I become an adult?

Show me the power of old-timers.

Just between us, people who think of me when they hear about a Cinnamon and Miku collab are becoming internet old-timers.

Lots of people are asking me, OSTER-san, are you involved in the Cinnamon and Miku-san collaboration?
I've kept quiet until now, but the truth is, for this collaboration! Amazingly! For a collab song!! Between Cinnamon and Miku!!

I was not approached. Thank you for your cooperation.

The part of playing games where you have to immediately grasp a situation and do the proper inputs is so hard.

My judgement's too slow and I tend to do meaningless things.

I wanna write a program in my head and have it run...

Sakura Spirit Serene Iai Longsword

if(Have Bugs){
 if(Spirit is Red){
  if(Big Opening) Spirit Slash;
   else Serene Pose;
 }
 else Sakura Slash or Sacred Sheath Counter;
}

else{
 if(Spirit is Red) Iai;
 else Sacred Sheath Counter;
}

July 24th, 2022

Wanna swap my lower half with a young person's.

Even after a night's sleep, my back isn't better... It's over...

Today's dream: Kirby and the Forgotten Land 2.

July 23rd, 2022

Listening to this, it doesn't really sound like a song whining about not wanting to break up, does it????

On the other hand, musicals are where it's okay to make whining about not wanting to break up with a guy you're dating dramatic.

Suddenly remembered how there was this musical I'd never even watched, and the songs were in English so I didn't know what they were about, but it had a song I liked a lot, so I watched it wondering what kind of dramatic scene it's sung during, and it was a song just whining about not wanting to break up with the man she was dating.

They all go to chiropractors.

None of the women in my songs have back pain or anything. I'm envious.

I have two screenshots in my camera roll of alarms I don't remember at all, so I'm pretty sleepy.

The strongest energy, more than dreams, more than hope, is curses. You can cutely tie a ribbon on a curse and call it a dream if you want.

I have a theory that cute songs are born from the curse of wanting to be cute.

Listening to a cute song makes me wanna be cute, it hurts (it hurts)

That kitty game everyone's talking about... cats... Palicos... Gotta play Sunbreak...

I really wanna play the kitty game... [Stray]

Anchor points are an evil custom.

I woke up to escape a nightmare where I just couldn't make videos in After Effects the way I wanted.

July 22nd, 2022

Me: "If you look at my YouTube channel now, it's basically nothing but game videos."
:necktie: "There's no way, hahaha"
Me: (Yes, there is way..........)
[Screenshots of 21 game videos from her channel]

I'm an evil middle-aged gamer woman who's good at composing. Thank you for watching today.

["Thank you~"]

Considering that there might be a type of molester who quietly shows you their phone reading "Are you being molested?"

I've left Tesroset behind. I can't take them into this battle.

Person who has to preface with "in the flesh" when she appears on a TV program.

July 21st, 2022

I'm totally exhausted from living today, but tomorrow I'm appearing on a live stream, so my regards.

Humans sure are lonely!!

Not saying I don't feel like I belong at home.

While I think it's a good thing labor-wise that there are fewer 24-hour restaurants, it means there's nowhere to waste time late at night, so what do I do if the need arises?

July 20th, 2022

Whenever people use the phrase "___ of the century," it's standard to make the comeback "ain't the century only just started?", but ain't it been over 20 years since the century started?

My back's the worst it's been all century... :smile with halo:

July 19th, 2022

I attempted a kind of song I honestly probably wouldn't have outside of this project, so I hope you'll catch sight of it.

Practically speaking, there's probably an incredibly high likelihood of me not getting views at all, but of course I made the song with all my might, so please check it out.

[Retweeting news about the Colorless Nameless Fest closing submissions with over 3000 entries] Find me among the 3000 songs... Go ahead...

Going on-site today for the first time in 50 billion years. Here's to a good match.

July 18th, 2022

I'm beat even in the winter, so I don't think it's the heat beating me.

July 17th, 2022

Thanks for coming to the stream... Gave up at MR... 99... :smile with halo:

[4.5 hours later] Still not at 100. :smile with halo:

Starting!

In about 10 minutes:
I'll be practicing longsword and getting up to MR100.
Come watch plz. :peace sign: #TesrosetTransmission
[Monster Hunter Rise Sunbreak] Wanna Go Up to MR100 [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]

July 16th, 2022

When it comes to things to do at 5 AM, ain't no option but Malzeno time attacks, right?

Especially in fields like games where your proficiency is quantified in a visible way, it'll kill your motivation comparing yourself against others too much, so I want to put having fun first. So incredibly unsuited for competitive games.

If you compare yourself to others too much and are only like "man, I can't do that," you'll lose motivation, so occasionally spending time to hole up in your narrow world and soak in "I'm great for being able to do this!" is important too. Balancing retreating into your world with learning about the world around you is key. I'm serious.

In both games and music, essentially, it gets boring the moment things reach saturation. It's all about how many new things you can discover while keeping it up.

Ultimately, that's room to grow, so there's also the joy of having found room to grow.

Don't you feel super vexed when you're like "I could've never come up with this myself"????

Doing music, maybe the most vexing and most enjoyable moments are when I encounter something I hadn't even imagined.

I'm bad at living, but I'm at least good at making music.

Just living is a passing grade.

Ending up having just a garbage day.

July 15th, 2022

I'm so bad at Monster Hunter!!!!

No-Broth-Noodles Rajang (special species)

[Photo of on-screen text in a TV show: "No-Broth Rajang Noodles"] Sounds like they're gonna go into a rage.

July 14th, 2022

Given I was out at a cafe just drinking coffee by myself this late at night, I wonder if people assumed I was someone who didn't feel like she belonged at home.

All delicious meals are served on huge plates. In other words, no matter what the meal, it becomes delicious if you serve it on a huge plate.

July 13th, 2022

Went out for the first time in a while, and there was a superbly-dressed lady on the train.

[Replying to the previous one of these from May 21st] Yet another new work has come in, at about the same frequency as the Frappuccino.
[Using your name, there is an unpaid
In the process of compiling private information, I learned well that you are a big fan of sites publishing adult content, and are called a regular customer.
Checking porn sites, watching obscene porn videos, while reaching intense climax, you endure lots of pleasure and agonize, don't you.
To speak about the truth, I have recorded an obscene solo scene centered on you, and I couldn't help but make a special video exposing a lonely sexy session ending with the sight of your climax.]

"Name the four Champions from Breath of the Wild!"
"K-Kass!"

July 12th, 2022

Laughing at people who can't do things you say it's natural to be able to do is such a despicable act...

Having the drive to want to attempt making such and such kind of song is a blessed thing. Keeping up the same thing for 20 years, it seems like normally you'd hit saturation, but you can grow as long as you don't stop taking things in.

[Retweeting said article] I just saw it in the news now, but this article was from 2 days ago, was it...

I want them to only show news stories that're like "they accidentally distributed the same card to everyone at a bingo tournament, so everyone got bingo at once."

July 11th, 2022

It's no use saying woulda-coulda-shoulda, but I got 7:30 with 1 death, so I could probably get around 6 and a half minutes for a clean run...

It was going so well thoughhh!!!!!

I just keep resetting quests, so I'm not going up in MR...

Even if you're like "you don't have to take it so serious," that's the only way I know how to live...

So jealous of people who think of games as something you play with others.

It peeves me that I'm workin' this hard on Monster Hunter yet I'm still better at making music.

I'm from the dial-up connection generation.

[Twitter screenshot: "Japan Trends: Computer Granny (Trending Topic: Horror)"]

Who're you callin' "computer granny"? Say that again, I dare ya.

Please, motorcycles, drive in silence.

I was making a song and it sounded discordant so I thought I'd made a mistake somewhere, but apparently it was just a motorcycle driving outside, so could you stop?

Even I've forgotten which song I made, you see.

You absolutely won't guess it, so rest easy.

[Re: Colorless Nameless Fest] About this from yesterday, it's a festival sort of thing that's like "Let's all try posting songs concealing the composer's name!" It's being held form the 28th to 31st of this month.
I'll give those who guess my song the gift of prestige. Please make predictions and look forward it.

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