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Translations of tweets from @fuwacina. For an archive of other Vocaloid-related Twitters I no longer keep up with, go here.
But I'm super uneasy about whether it'll go well... Tomorrow's the big day, I'll do my best...
I've prepared the video for tomorrow's stream! Hahaha...
2007 me: "Dye everything up to my fingertips your color"
2021 me: "Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, until the sunrise"
Forgive me for talking about space like I'm having a sudden spasm...
The spaceship King Piccolo rode in Dragon Ball could go to Jupiter in a blink, so couldn't we just use that to explore Europa?
The Europa probe... 3 years until it launches...
Wanna learn all sorts of stuff while I'm alive.
People talk about how they can't die until they see the end of their favorite media, but if that's happens to be the truth of the universe or anything, you'll be far too short on lifespan for that.
I don't think I'll get to see that while I'm alive to start with, but I at least want to see results from the Europa probe before I die...
Personally, my theory is that aliens exist but we haven't encountered them because faster-than-light travel is physically impossible, but once you start believing in FTL's-physically-impossible-ism, it means that humanity will eternally operate at the scale of human lifespans and any hope of encountering life on exoplanets dies, which makes me clutch my head.
My latest interests are the Fermi paradox and the Great Filter...
Could there be some kind of term like "spaghetti limit" for the point at which a celestial body having any more mass would cause it to spaghettify things?
Person who laughs at jokes like "How do you make spaghetti? Just grab some flour and throw it in a black hole!"
Would you be spaghettified if you approached a neutron star too? Is there anyone here who's approached a neutron star before?
Attending a research seminar!! #TesrosetArt
["Which celestial body is more dense?" "White dwarf / Neutron star" (Science Dog Team)]
[Retweeting NicoNico tweet about Miracle Paint's 14th anniversary] Before my birthday means it's this song's anniversary too!!! Congratulations! :party popper:
And I intend to play a special video at the start of the stream, so I'd appreciate you being in time for the start.
Also, I'm not saying I'm doing a concert, so please don't come expecting a concert!!!!!!! (????)
:clock: Tomorrow at 2:00 PM: Pre-birthday event!!
"OSTER project Birthday Concert? 2021 ~Not Saying I'm Doing a Concert~"
...will be held! :party ball: Please stop by! :tumbler: #TesrosetTransmission
[HBD] OSTER project Birthday Concert? 2021 ~Not Saying I'm Doing a Concert~ [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]
Let's get stuff ready today for tomorrow's birthday concert (?).
All people who can't deal with changes in air pressure should buy a spacesuit.
In truth, a white dwarf is billions of times more tightly packed than Toppo [type of candy, a "reverse Pocky"].
We're tiny, but space is huge. Space is amazin', huh? To space, even the speed of light is stupid-slow, about the same as standing still... Man, space totally owns.
The two great contrasting forces of "I think people shouldn't be deemed superior or inferior" and "I fear I might be inferior" have been in civil war in my head for decades; the struggle continues to this day.
I'm way too much of a sore loser, but I've never known any other way to grow all my life.
I want to be suited for anything so I can handle it no matter what I end up liking. Thinking about how adaptable, skillful people are more or less like that makes me weirdly worried, feeling envious and wondering if I'm inferior, but every time I'm like "I'm pretty amusin' for a puny human."
It can be painful when what you like and what you're suited for are different.
I announced this at the end of the stream, but I'm doing a birthday concert (???) during the day on the 23rd, so come watch if you like. :birthday cake:
Haven't done Monster Hunter multiplayer in a while, it was fun! Thank you to everyone who played with me!
We're playing now.
Starting, starting!
:clock: 9:00 PM:
The competition's over, so I'm doing a multiplayer stream! Anyone from beginners to pros with any weapons are welcome. :wine glass:
Come have fun! #TesrosetTransmission
[Viewer-Participation Monster Hunter Rise] Competition's Over, Let's All Play Monster Hunter [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]
The thing that's always teaching me that useless things are fun is alcohol.
The reality of life is that there's nothing so fun as uselessness.
I wanna do Rise viewer-participation multiplayer tonight.
I lacked practice this time...
I wanna get into the ranks of people good at Monster Hunter soon.
I've been sleeping all day and haven't done anything.
I couldn't do well, and I regretted it, and I cried, but Monster Hunter's fun, and I like it, so I'm gonna keep playing it.
I really hate being half-baked at whatever I do, so I wanna get strong.
I've learned from running Valstrax the other day that the last month wasn't a waste or anything, so I'm gonna keep getting better.
There's no use moping over it forever, so tomorrow I'll find another objective and do my best.
Even if it seems pointless to someone else, if you find something that's important to you, you should treat it as important.
Got a headache and I'm not sure if it's from drinking or crying a ton.
I looked back at the archive, but I didn't even make any really bad movements, so maybe it's Apex Zinogre's fault.
As much as I want to blame someone else, all that comes to mind is my own face.
I cried a lifetime's worth of regretful tears. Please let me have my revenge next time.
I guess it's my fault for not being able to simply focus on the game, though...
Truthfully, there was something extremely distracting that happened during the stream, and I don't want to blame it on that, but I really hate to have the feeling of "if it weren't for that."
I'm not satisfied, so starting tomorrow I might just start running Apex Zinogre with high-rank equipment...
I wish there'd have at least been a mistake I could point to as the reason for my time...
It's amazin' at this age to have something I can put my all into and feel regretful enough to cry about it.
I really should've been able to do a better run, so it's too sad that I couldn't show that... I worked a whole month for it, even.
I'm crying from the regret...
I got two whole minutes slower than my best time despite not making any major mistakes and cried.
:sniffle:
My run's starting!
Everyone's too good!!!
My Tarotaro Cup run has been scheduled. Starting at 8:30! #TarotaroCup #TesrosetTransmission
Oh man, my hands're shaking...
It begins... Our fight...
Working backwards, the game I'm most glad I bought was probably Monster Hunter 2G.
The loss of not experiencing something that those around you experienced can cast a shadow on your life... Ultimately, subtle things like that can lead to loneliness or salvation. Even if it's "just a game," it's really not "just" a game.
For being raised by parents who weren't gamers, I feel like I got to play a ton of N64 games, but I consider not being able to play Pokemon a great loss in my life... Even if I could start playing now, there's no way of getting the experience of playing it then...
Still no telling what'll happen, y'know... If all the other competitors get Anjanath and Rajang attacking them at the same time, I could win it all...
Monster Hunter Bar
I wanna go.
5:26! Gonna go buy meat.
I may think it's the worst, but I got a 5:32, so it might just be that my standards have gone up a bunch...
My Monster Hunter condition is the worst right now, is this gonna be okay??
I'll show ya that even someone who's no prodigy and not any good at games can put on some cool gameplay with daily effort. :smile with sunglasses:
[Likely re: the release of Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl] No matter how many people around the world choose to raise monsters and make them fight, I'll continue to hunt monsters.
I,,, don't know if this is because I've gotten better or if it's because of the skills...
I fiddled with my skills and got a new record.........
Forest Friends LOVE
The three times in your life you can cry: when you're born, when your parents die, and when you no-damage-run arena Rajang.
Wanna make a miracle happen at Tarotaro Cup again...
At last, tomorrow is the Tarotaro Cup! My run is planned to start around 8:50 PM. I'll do my best against Apex Zinogre! #TarotaroCup
But that dog did look like Jupiter.
Thinking about it, looking at a dog and saying "that dog looks like Jupiter" feels awfully psychopathic.
I've been super annoying about space lately, yet I didn't know today was a lunar eclipse.
I wanted to run Apex Zinogre at Kohaku.
I was rejected for Kohaku once again this year. I'll do my best next year.
The more you develop your run, the more elements you need to think about at once, and it gets too much for me to keep up.
People have said "the attack patterns in Monster Hunter are fixed, so you don't need reflexes all that much, right?", but I don't think that's true at all... Though sure, it isn't as demanding of your reflexes compared to something like Smash Bros.
I'm an emotionally-unstable adult, so I might cry again when Tarotaro Cup ends.
I dunno if tomorrow will be cause for celebration or self-reflection, so I'll prepare some delicious meat and wine... Come watch, y'hear...!
I practice a ton for Tarotaro Cup every time, so when it's over I feel like "I won't be running that monster for a while...", but once I go watch the other runners' attempts I have realizations of "Wait, I should've done that!!" and want to try them out, so I end up trying for a while after anyway.
This game's so hard I'm gonna cry.
The competition's tomorrow, but I've been playing for an hour and only succeeded twice, so maybe I'll retire from Monster Hunter...
Potatoes, rice, grapes, barley, they all become beer eventually.
If you double your drawing speed, the art has four times the energy. It's obvious if you look at the formula for kinetic energy.
I'm satisfied to have drawn a proper manga-like manga.
For real, just drawing this took 4 hours, so people who do manga are too amazing.
I learned how delicious draft beer becomes after getting a huge workout on a cold day.
Bar Boot Camp
[Lea: "Whoaaa, it's cold when the sun goes down! Wish I'd worn something thicker..." Roset: "Takahashi's high up, so yeah..."
Roset: "Times like this call for hot sake!" Lea: "Hot sake! Yeah! Let's drink lots!" Gut: (Are they gonna make me drink again...?) (was made to drink tons last night)
Roset: "Lea-chan, do you know a place?" Lea: "Hmm, I think it's around here."
Gut: (pointing at "Bar ←") "We can just turn here, yeah?"
*whoosh...* Taitai: "Is this really the right way?" "Dunno."]
["Huh? We arrived at some kinda shrine..." "Did a fox transform it or somethin'?"
Gut: "Oh well, guess we gotta go back and find another road..." Lea: "Waaah, and after we climbed so much..."
*hill...* "Gotta be this way..." "Seriously, how much are we gonna climb?!"
Roset: (Dammit... I'm not gonna kick the bucket here...) (pant, pant...) (I can't do this!!)
"There! This is the place!" "Hot sake... We will drink hot sake...!"
Roset: "G... G..."]
[Roset: "Give us draft beer, pleeease!!" (They drank draft beer.)]
I'm great for drawing backgrounds.
Drawing comics is so hard, LOL
The one holding the Spirytus is the boss.
Beer Takes You Along
Today, I'm drawing a comic about the Forest Friends.
I remember now, there was something in a Fujiko Fujio collection about freely-moving molecules "by chance" all moving in the same direction, resulting in something like telekinesis that can move objects.
Is there really somethin' like that?
Had a dream where I was like "Physical phenomena sometimes have a slight "loss," and that loss piles up on the quantum level like additional time, which can then produce an unknown kinetic energy! This is the truth behind telekinesis!" while holding my hands above my head and rolling an empty can uphill.
After making a CD and going to M3 and finishing the Alcohol Song video and coming back from a trip I'd been looking forward to, I feel a bit burnt out, but the Tarotaro Cup's this weekend and there's a video I've gotta make and I have drinking plans, so this's no time to burn out...!
Apex Zinogre attacks me in my mind even when I'm not running...
I owe it to Monster Hunter Rise for being able to think that way, and the Tarotaro Cup... The fastest players may be leagues above me, but I want to strive to do the best run I can once again...
In grade school, I was a bit better at games than those around me, so I saw that as my identity, but in the online era I was introduced to so many others to compare myself to and found that wasn't true at all, so I sort of drifted away from games. But now I want to devotedly improve my skills even if I suck.
This Tarotaro Cup is probably going to be my fiercest battle yet, but I'll keep practicing to give my best.
If I can't make it crystal clear what my faults are, I feel like I'll never improve...
I hear people say they've got nothing to do in Monster Hunter, but so long as I'm unable to conduct myself the way I want, there's nothing but things to do.
Feels like the state of corona and my mental state are super linked, so I hope peaceful days can continue.
In the first half of the year, I was extremely unenergetic and couldn't sleep at night and even couldn't eat very well sometimes, but lately I'm sleeping super soundly, which is a relief.
I'm a Japan master having lived in Japan for as long as I've lived, but I just can't get used to big earthquakes, they're real scary.
I wanna meet people! Peopleee! Dogs are fine too!
The impostor sure has been making Cubase crash a lot.
It's sad how the latest DAWs can't read the rhythm track from back when I made Meteor Drive, so I'll never be able to make a long version or anything with that same sound.
Listened to this song called Meteor Drive for the first time in a while and it was super good.
I think I've more or less overcome it since I was able to put a two-measure silence break in Azrue Blue, for instance, but...
Fear of empty spaces? You mean my songs????
Even atoms have two states overlapping, so it's all gravy.
Having two opposing emotions, like "because I like it, I can't just like it," isn't a contradiction at all, and there's no need to hate yourself for having them.
[Liking Takes You Along] is a good song that expresses how even if hardships happen, you just gotta believe those experiences will be beneficial to you someday!!!
Woman who gets her own song's lyrics wrong.
Even in a world where things aren't easy,
Tears and laughter are all part of life
↑
So true.
I thought if I slept lots and cleared my head, I'd be able to tackle Apexogre, but I absolutely couldn't, and now I'm gonna cry.
I wanna draw trip report comics, but where should I start?
Wanna be this soon.
The sheer density of every day around Miku's release was intense.
Taking into account the time waiting for illustrations, I was probably making Miracle Paint around 2 months after Miku's release?
Despite looking like a hot guy, apparently she's a girl, which got me stimulated.
This alpaca from Hakone's such a hottie.
RT @q0a_ Apparently Miracle Paint came out 3 months after Hatsune Miku's release... ←For real?
Isn't huge-boobed beer-loving sexy lady just Meiko-san?????
If I become a Vocaloid-P Musume, I want to be a huge-boobed beer-loving sexy lady. (writing my will)
Dunno if it's exhaustion, but my play's getting sloppy... That's no good at all.
I'm so bad at games it's depressing me...
It felt like I didn't have as much firepower as other people, and it turns out I forgot to do Rampage upgrades to my weapons. :smile with halo:
I am practicing, but it's not going well at all...
I'm running in the Tarotaro Cup this weekend! :woman running: :dust cloud:
I'm doing my best with practice, so please cheer for me.
I was sad to wake up and be in my house.
An image you use when something is for experts.
["* For Experts *"]
Achievement Unlocked:
Climb a Tetrapod
I've remembered that life is sightseeing with good friends and going to hot springs and drinking and laughing stupidly and playing games and drinking and drinking and drinking.
[Retweets some people receiving their Tesroset merch] Makes me happy that people are receiving their Tesroset merch even while I'm drinking...
I'm sad that it's over... Want a trip to start when I wake up tomorrow...
It's super emotional how my first photo of the trip is a brand new bottle of Spirytus and my last photo of the trip is the same bottle down below half...
I've regained the ultimate life...
Something I realized trying Spirytus is that if you divide it up in a reasonable way, it's perfectly drinkable and delicious. (but if you divide it up wrong you die)
The Spirytus consumed in two nights...
The Four Forest Friends' Journey of Friendship and Overdrinking, Chapter 1: End (returning home)
Trips are so fun, it's so lonely when they end...
Grand Finale :fire:
The night is still young.
We're doing it!
:gravestone: :wave:
:cheese: :fondue: :baguette: :bagel: :tomato: :carrot: :potato: :explosion:
What's the deal with me periodically reporting I'm alive after posting a photo of Spirytus?
I'm alive.
Spirytus is an amazing drink...
I'm alive... I am living.
Spirytus
is strong
Spirytus!!! My body's hot.
What am I getting into?!?!?!
Such a stimulating, passionate night calls for...
Good on me for getting Apexogre practice in between other things.
My kitty's been playing vomit Splatoon all morning.
Looking back at this CD, there's only one sexy song, and in terms of the track order, it gets sexy after getting supremely drunk...
The wild thing is that there's also songs that pretend they're not being sexy but are super sexy.
RT @bohebohe5963 Amazing how OSTER-san's songs can be divided into "songs being sexy" and "songs not being sexy."
If black holes aren't holes in space but rather celestial bodies, isn't the name "hole" kinda weird? Shouldn't it be something like Dark Damn-Heavy Star?
If I'm reborn as a god in my next life, I'll have fun making black hole onigiri with neutron stars.
I see, is its volume zero, then...? What does "zero volume" mean...? The limits on humans imagining the concept of infinity are making my brain go haywire.
If you squeezed a neutron star tight like onigiri, would it become a black hole? Don't you want to test?
Fixed stars, which are the predecessors to black holes, have limited mass no matter how stupidly huge they are, so how's any amount of condensing it supposed to give it infinite density?!
One time when I went to my parents' house and had drinks, I found some Hibiki on a shelf after my dad went to sleep and drank a bunch of it. (confession)
Hibiki costs over 10,000 yen these days...
Public Tavern, Tokyo Tesrosetland
Let's warm up the bath and look up bars. :hearts:
I super don't get how it's possible physically for something's density to be infinite.
Just one particle out of a pair being sucked into a black hole is such a tragic parting.
[Linking a video about black holes] Don't understand nothin' (Don't understand nothin')
I'm about to turn middle-aged, so I wanna do a lot of stuff ASAP.
In the final "lalala" part of Liking Takes You Along,
Tesroset are singing too.
Looking at it that way, maybe my continuing is simply out of not having the courage to stop, but it's all good in the end.
Thinking how I've lived my life just making music, so I'd surely never be of use to anyone in any other way at this point, makes it feel like the most glorious curse.
I've had plenty of days full of regret and wanting to quit, but good for me for still making songs after all!!!
RT @tanji_y [Re: Liking Takes You Along] After over 14 years since Hatsune Miku's appearance, OSTER-san has walked alongside her and all the Vocaloids since her true beginning. Every line feels like it has those years etched into it. That's just how much time has passed since that day.
- Bars are open
- Got some jerks who wanna go drinkin'
Whenever these two conditions are fulfilled, life is the greatest.
So excited for tomorrow.
Cute...
RT @utbutb I remember asking "Is it okay if I draw her whenever I want?" and being told "Sure," so I drew her, yaaaay.
Regarding Liking Takes You Along, I made it with the kind of sound that I figured would be great to hear playing on a record, so by all means, if you can afford it, listen to it on the record...
That reminds me, I tried Apex Arzuros and took 3 deaths, so I'm retiring from Monster Hunter.
I'm the one who's happiest when a song I made gets released!!!!
[Retweeting original announcement of the song] The music video for this song was released on the official Hatsune Miku channel!! Hatsune Miku-san, thank you for everything you do!! Please continue to walk with me through life! :wedding chapel:
Alcohol Takes You Along
Look who's talking, person who made a song saying "drink 'til the morning."
:piano keys: New Song :piano keys:
To all people who live to create.
You can't help but like what you like
because you really do like it.
Liking Takes You Along / OSTER project feat. Hatsune Miku
When we started the climb, I joked "Let's climb the mountain! No chance we'll reach the summit!", but by the time we left, I was like "We ended up drinking ten glasses???", why is why mountains are scary.
As I think about how I think what I'm saying is interesting but I dunno whether anyone else is interested listening to it, I talk anyhow.
Theory: My verification request was rejected because I crowned myself a ruler.
Nothing I can do about it, so I've become a Public Tavern. [Screenshot of that as her new occupation]
At some point, my royal right as ruler of the Twitter Pro Kingdom [the occupation given in her Twitter profile] was stripped from me.
A comic from when we did some mountain climbing. #TesrosetArt
[Glass #1 / "Delicious! I can really detect the rice flavor! Amid the refreshing taste, there's sweetness! Indeed, the rice really shines in Shindaku sake!"
Glass #8 / "So good!! So good!! Wha's this one again? I dunno LOL, s'goooood]
In which I casually read a viewer comment containing "hey Siri" on stream and activate Siri on my own phone.
The Song Lady (The Lady Who Goes and Makes Songs From Messages Sent to Her Email)
20/47 is Fuwacina Day [2047 = fu-wa-shi-na using Japanese number readings], so everyone gift me 1 billion yen. :present:
Tesroset is a high-society stream, that's why.
People who didn't watch the stream must be wondering why on earth I talked about using milk tea as a contrast agent to detect pancreatic cancer.
Why did I, again?
Here's the story about using milk tea as a contrast agent I talked about on stream. [Links article about using milk tea to help detect pancreatic cancer]
Blew threw 3 and a half hours chatting on my own!!! Thanks!!!
Alright, let's get started.
[Chat] Good Job On M3 Chat [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]
Whenever I have bad news from now on, I'm gonna say "Unfortunately, there is a bad news."
Everyone really wants me to make a song, don't they?
Are these lyrics?????
"You seem to really like viewing porno sites, having sexy excitement while looking at obscene videos!!" You sure 'bout that?
Do something about the Japanese in your spam email.
["Payment from account. You have an unpaid
Good day!
Unfortunately, there is a bad news.
A few months ago, I obtained the access rights to the device you use to read the internet.
Furthermore, I followed your internet activity.
While collecting your information, I learned that you are a big fan of adult sites.
You seem to really like viewing porno sites, having sexy excitement while looking at obscene videos.
In truth, I recorded your sexy appearance and created a montage video. I have captured you passionately performing masturbation and attaining the climax."]
I planned to do a Top-Hunter stream tonight, but I got disheartened, so is it okay if we chat???????? :smile:
[Retweets YouTube upload] Want it to reach beer-lovers on YouTube too.
[Retweets Alcohol Song] 20,000 on Alcohol! :beer mug:
Cried because I'm so bad at games.
Holding my head at being absolutely unable to dodge two hands in a row.
Make a Nendoroid of the Tesroset Girls with this design... [presumably referring to the OSTER-san's CD Vol. 3 cover]
I want to bring people the courage and hope that even if you're bad at games, with effort, you can become decent.
Wanna stream my Apex Zinogre progress tomorrow or so...
Watching other people game makes me wanna game, so let's work on Apex Zinogre!!
[Retweeting an official Crypton tweet about the "Love Letter for Vocaloid Music" project, where people could submit letters about their favorite songs]
I received a lot addressed to me!!!! Plenty of English letters. :globe:
Thank you for listening my music :music score:
Wait a martini. :cocktail glass:
It's so amusing how Alcohol Song has 4 times the views on NicoNico compared to YouTube.
I mean, hey, if a series lasts for 64 numbered entries, it's gotta be for good reason!!!!
This brand new game called Mario Tennis 64 that came out on Switch recently is super fun.
I did well when I was listening to Claire-san sing, so I hope she streams the day of the Tarotaro Cup too. (?)
Whoaaaaa!!!!! [Screenshot of getting 5:48 on such a run]
When y'say "I like girls who like games," does that "like games" part include doing speedruns of Apex Zinogre solo with low-rank weapons...?
Who said you could let it rain on a day when I'm going out?
[Retweeting hourly Vocaloid ranking in which Alcohol Song places first, with kemu's Tower of Rubble in second] Alcohol Song taking first in the dead of night...
Listening to various songs at concerts and on CDs, I've worried what I should do next with my music, but I feel like ultimately I can only make what I feel like making.
I could eat Ikinari Steak filet endlessly.
Ah!! I wanna eat Ikinari Steak!!! It's 2 AM, never mind.
Regular reminder that I accept Tesroset doujinshi as a present.
I'm gonna be gettin' older soon!!
Art! The rough sketch looks cuter! Damn, damn, damn!
That line in Whale Rider, "the one place I can be my certain self is in the gap between sheets," might have ended up different if I hadn't known about Between the Sheets.
When it comes to cocktails with sexy names, Between the Sheets takes the gold...
It's an amazing thing to enjoy living...
Being able to meet with people, I'm steadily regaining the joys of life.
I love restaurants, and restaurants love me too.
There's a place I've been eager to get lunch at but that keeps being fully booked, so I wanna get my revenge...
Circular motion with expressions.
Never made a circular motion with uniform velociuty with AE expressions before, so let's try it. :heart:
If something were to be in a state of total motionlessness in outer space, dunno what kind of state that would even be.
Come to think of it, the Earth is spinning as well as revolving around the Sun, and the solar system itself is traveling around the Milky Way, and the Milky Way itself is moving through space, so how do you define absolute speed anyhow?
[Alcohol Song] 10,000 views on NicoNico! :clap:
My body's dead, so I can't do nothin' today...
It was rough listening to "on the rocks" at Magical Mirai and having different lyrics cross my mind because of "on the rice."
[Retweeting her "on the rice" parody] I like this.
Meeting the morning without any hangover, feeling entirely refreshed.
Good job to everyone involved in Magical Mirai! :folded hands: This time, my songs Love Ward and "on the rocks" were performed. :ambulance: :tumbler glass:
This is a worrying lineup of emoji.
I'll never forget the taste of the curry I had yesterday.
Morning! My muscles are dead!
Open a curry shop... Please...
At a bar where I could drink beer infinitely, they kept bringing out absurd-quality meals one after another, but then in the endgame they brought out curry that easily ranks as "greatest in my life," and it swept the whole thing...
I drank, walked 5 lightyears in the park, drank, drank again, then drank some more, so I'm super exhausted.
As an early birthday present, I received a drink that sounds like it's gonna make a stupidly huge explosion. :bottle and cup:
Appealing to what a wonderful adult I am that no matter how much I drink, I can get home okay.
[Retweeting Alcohol Song] This is my character song.
[More pictures of beer] My entire body has become alcohol. Thank you for the good fight.
Sake!! All-you-can-drink!! No time limit!!! Unstoppable!!! The strongest!!!!
[Photos of beer and food] I'm as pumped up as if I was at a theme park!!!!!
I just noticed I've been gaining followers and I'm almost to 50,000, wow, that's like a city.
It's fun for the whole family!
On Twitter, I dedicate myself to making refreshing lewd jokes people of all ages can enjoy.
I'll get my fur nice and clean for the dog show tonight...
Make a gijinka of me!!!! I wanna be a human!!!!
RT @CHIKARUTOF The new trend should be Vocaloid-P Musume, with gijinkas of Vocaloid producers.
Even if I create a four-minute song, it feels more like it took over 30 years to finally create it.
Azure Blue's arrangement's so good! Did a pro do this?!
I've come to feel like the importance of vocabulary isn't knowing difficult words, but the ability to construct things in the most fitting way using words everyone knows.
I'm super fond of the line about "sewing together pleasure" in Scandal Makers, but what do you think? (what do you think?) #OSTERsanCD
Foreign commenter...
Heeheehee, looking forward to tomorrow.
[Re: "trying out a VOCALOID keyboard" tweet] This is getting kind of a huge response, but I'm a mouse-sequencer, so I'm seriously awful at playing impromptu on a keyboard in real life.
Utsubo-kun was absurdly accomodating and drew a ton of art, so the video ended up super bustling, please watch the video, I'll do anything.
It's amazing having this crappy rough sketch turned into a proper picture. #AlcoholSong
I wonder if there are any other original songs that use Zunda and Metan?
I can't see this as anything but an interspecies love triangle.
Where can I see the followup to this?
The illustrations in this driving safety book are so unique, it's stimulating.
At the Magical Mirai expo yesterday, I tried out a VOCALOID keyboard. The man there complimented me, saying "you're really good at playing that." Maybe I could become a Vocaloid producer too.
I had a dream I went to visit Dog's house and said "Woohoo, it's the kennel!", and they got mad like "Stop calling it that," but it was so realistic I didn't realize it was a dream.
Alcohol Song having more views on NicoNico than YouTube definitely checks out.
[Screenshot of another Twitter verification rejection] Were they fast sending the lyrics this time or what??????? And they're basically the same as season 1...
Had a dream I lived in apartment where if you got drunk and fell asleep in the winter, they had a service where the big-boobed landlady would sleep next to you and warm up your bed.
Sure enough, I downed a bottle of wine!!!
They should teach you in high school physics that if you eat pizza, it goes away!!! (drunk scientific old-timer's irritation)
I'd probably cry even if I wasn't drunk.
I'm emotional from drinking, and crying watching Japan Coast Guard diver exams.
I buy wine bottles with caps in case I don't drink the whole bottle, but I usually do drink the whole bottle...
I was extra prepared this time and scheduled a tweet! No cutting corners!
:beer mug: New Song :beer mug:
Happiness won't come walking to you
That's why you drink
"Alcohol Song feat. Tohoku Kiritan with Zundamon & Shikoku Metan"
YouTube / NicoNico #OSTERsanCD
It's laughable how much time and effort went into preparing so many jokes... When you mess around, go all the way!!
Thank you for watching the debut of this joke-riddled music video!!!! For now, let's drink!!!!!!! :clinking mugs:
It started!
[Music Video] Alcohol Song feat. Tohoku Kiritan with Zundamon & Shikoku Metan
[Re: Alcohol Song] One more hour...!
Might make it back just in time...!
Though Miku-san doesn't age, I get old and wrinkled and my back gets bad, and even when the day comes that I die of old age, Miku-san will be the same as the day I met her... I'm making myself sad going and thinking that.
I've been dating Miku-san for 14 years, y'know.
[Retweeting "Magical Mirai 2121 theme song"] This song did not play.
Went to see Magical Mirai! Miku-san and everyone was the best! MuSIc Iss SoO FunnNnnNN!!!!!!!!
[Retweeting it again after midnight] It's today! If you're underage, drink Chanmery!!
[Retweeting Alcohol Song announcement] Prepare your drinks for 10 PM tomorrow!!!!
All these announcements coming in like bam-bam-bam-bam lately makes me feel ike I'm working a ton. (in reality, I'm having peaceful days)
[Announcement]
Surprise, TEAC is releasing a Miku-san turntable! And I wrote a song called "Liking Takes You Along" for the bonus LP record!! It's a happy big-band song. Thanks in advance!!
[Re: "wa*king in the park" tweet] Look, you don't have to give this tweet likes, so please listen to the new song I'm uploading tomorrow...
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RT @g9v9g_mirei Wanking?!
Seeing a huge dog being walked is the best, so anyone who owns a huge dog, keep on walking them!!
Wa*king in the park feels so good...
God said, "Electromagnetic waves and stuff seem bad for your health, so get rid of 'em all!" And then there wasn't light.
No: Plugin
Yes: Weapon
?????????
[Screenshot of a features list for an instrument plugin, then zooming in on the last bullet point: "Kills 99.9% of brain cells"]
So the otaku force that's able to write fanfic shipping even the worst pairs together exists in the quantum world too?
For now, I understand that stupidly-strong force is able to attach protons even though they repel each other.
Kid Scientist: "Gluons themselves are juggling colored gluons. The force grows stronger with distance, and when that distance exceeds the size of a nucleon (proton or neutron), they can only exist stably in an overall white form."
Me: "Sorry, I'm below even a kid..."
[Links a Kid Scientist article aimed at kids about the four fundamental forces, which is still awfully dense] "Kind Science Class"... What is kindness...?
If the strong force between quarks creates mass, then something you should do if you're dieting is to split up the quarks in your body. (this kills the human)
I like moments where the year in real life catches up to works that deal with the future, and they become the past.
Dying YouTuber: "Today I've got a timer counting up every second, and I'll only breathe when it's a prime number!!!"
As close as you are to me, so long as the speed of light is finite, the only you I can observe is in the past.
They're unmistakely in the midst of an extremely intellectual experiment.
RT @melon_syrup By the way, OSTER-san is the only person to be on both "Bolmeteus Composer Dragon" and "Blue Eyes Vtuber Dragon"!!
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Science Dog Team #TesrosetArt
melon_syrup: "@fuwacina ?????"
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????? [Twitter screenshot: "Melon Syrup added you to their list "Blue Eyes Vtuber Dragon"]
Won't you sing Alcohol Song with me????
The song Dandelion and Campanile wouldn't exist if not for Claire-san, you see... :bell:
This,,, is who I stan,,,,,,
RT @SisterCleaire I think what I really want to do is to become someone's light. For people saddened by the world, I want to be something like the moon - shedding warm light, but cuddling them when they're sad.
I want Alcohol Song to be a holy ground for all beer-lovers, so I want us all to gather together and sing Alcohol Song!!!
It was too much fun making a video for a song about drinking with a drinking buddy.
RT @utbutb I drew Kiritan and stuff for this. :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug: :beer mug:
This video is super amazing, so!!! It's super amazing, so!!!!
:clock: 11/5 (Friday), 10:00 PM:
A premiere of the music video for Alcohol Song, from the new release OSTER-san's CD Vol. 3! :clinking beer mugs:
Grab your favorite drink and stand by at your screen!! :tumbler: :wine glass: :sake: :beer mug: :corked bottle:
Illustration: Utsubo (@utbutb) #OSTERsanCD
The lyrics are by Twitter, so I had to put it on there as a parody to avoid infringing on their rights.
[Retweeting "This is a message from Twitter."] Incidentally, this song is on my new CD as "This is a message from me.", so thanks.
A history of failure.
Could yet another new song be born???
Here's to a good fight. [Screenshot of submitting a Twitter verification request]
Wanna make a compilation of OSTAR Fox.
[Retweets a bunch of people receiving OSTER-san's CD Vol. 3] Glad to see loads of CDs arriving!!!!!! Tweet your thoughts in the tag please!! #OSTERsanCD
So incredibly grateful for all the exciting events coming up every weekend from here on...
Ain't it a violation of the Public Officers Election Act to campaign and be elected in the span of one day?
Jealous of everyone making plushies.
Azure Blue's the song I shaved my soul most to make this year.
[Re: cabbage-seeking Roset] Should I just make this a stamp as-is????
This was the Augment Party that even a grade-schooler could understand was bad news. Well then, goodbye.
["Cabbages, pleeease!!"]
Printing tons of money and distributing it to citizens would ruin the economy, so I want them to print tons of money and distribute it just to me.
The Country That Dies After 100 Days
[Day 1
Roset: "We, the Augment Party, will print and distribute tons of money to everyone to combat poverty!" (Ohh!) (Amazin'!)
Crowd: "Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Roset!"
Dog Money: (bbbbbbbb)
Roset: "Now it'll be a paradise-like country where all citizens are equal..."
99 days until death]
Thought of a crappy comic, so I'mma draw it.
Everyone on my timeline started talking about stamps suddenly.
Can't think of anything besides "wait a mocha."
Tesroset stamps... (want)