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March 5th, 2021

Thinking how amazing human intuition is to take what from a brute-force perspective is an absurd number of combinations and select meaningful ones. The issue is that they have limited time to live, so they have to hone that intuition.

Given infinite time, Roset-chan sequencing randomly in Domino will eventually produce all the symphonies of Beethoven. (infinite Roset-chan theorem)

Relative to the size of humans, light can feel like it's infinitely fast, but relative to cosmic scales, it's way too slow... Weird to think about.

I'm trying it again now, but it's hard to beat the speed of light. If I'm reborn, I wanna be a tachyon.

Did you ever used to try looking behind you faster than light, to see if you could see your back in the mirror?

Tachyon. (end) ["-n" in Japanese can't be used to start a word, so a word ending in it ends word-chain games.]

Shiritori for things that are faster than light.

I dunno why, but I was under the mistaken belief that gravity took effect instantly.

But my imagination is much too weak to picture the value of infinity.

What's that called, the infinite monkey theorem?

Though it's kind of in the same way that a monkey at a typewriter will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare.

At this late hour, I start thinking things like "an infinite series of random numbers can contain all information in the world, so Pi is an Akashic record."

Coming Soon #TesrosetTransmission

Lately I've become a machine of infinite creation, doing stupid stuff and getting inspiration from it and doing even stupider stuff.

People sometimes think "OSTER-san, you're super good at piano," but if I were super good at piano I wouldn't be sequencing it with a mouse.

When I say "annoying," I don't mean like the sound being loud and distorted, but rather, it's good when there's a vocalist singing in the middle but there's also a guy dancing joyfully in the back the whole time.

World! Make more songs with annoying piano!

In parts like this, whether the piano has flourishes or not feels like the difference between an illustration having highlights or not. Ornaments can make it so lively...

I'm good at sequencing things that are like screaming "Piano is fun!!!"

I'm a little good at sequencing.

When I listen to something like this, I'm like "Piano rules!!", but when I'm sequencing it, it's hell's workload.

Yep, songs where the piano's going ham even when it's not an interlude are the best... #Dominowns

Team Shoot Me If I Become a Zombie VS Team Wanna Adapt and Live VS Team Research a Way to Turn Back

Huge dogs are cute.

I'm in Guinness as the artist who's uploaded the most Tesroset art in the world.

I'm watching a guide for the stages from last night's FlopRoset, and amusingly, their approach is totally different...

Wish I could wipe my memory of Human Fall Flat and play it again.

I want to eat King Ghidorah to distract from my empty stomach.

Empty Stomach VS King Ghidorah

March 4th, 2021

Please check out the insane musician's Space-Werewolf as well.

I've gotten pretty good at drawing Tesroset nicely...

And thus, despite all her stumbles, Floppy Roset's Big Adventure has come to a close! :bone:
Please look forward to the future activity of Roset-chan with her regained bones. #FlopRoset #TesrosetTransmission #TesrosetArt

[FlopRoset's Big Adventure: End
Roset: "Booone!" Tesro: "And don't lose 'em again!"]

Stream's oveeeeer!! I'll draw a thank-you picture!

Going into the last stage!!

Starting now!
[Human: Fall Flat] Floppy Roset's Big Adventure 3 [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]

Before tonight's FlopRoset, let's look back on the adventure thus far!!!!

Nightmare #TesrosetArt

Tonight at 8:30!
Probably the final part of floppy Roset's adventure! Starting from Steam. #FlopRoset
[Human: Fall Flat] Floppy Roset's Big Adventure 3 [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]

No one remembers the music when Mito Komon takes out the medicine case.

And the music that plays when Mito Komon takes out the medicine case is a sus4.

Also, the arpeggio when you use a Boo in Mario Kart 64 is a dim.

That was a game where whoever had the best grasp of the maps won, so all I remember is hiding in vents and being blown to pieces with rocket launchers.

Who knows that the sound when you die in 007 for N64 is EmM7(9)?

A video of a pro musician playing an Among Us-like game by herself. #TesrosetTransmission #AmongUs

Tesro-sama put in a spacesuit and looking like mentaiko. #TesrosetArt

Filled with bloodlust for the impostor who crashed Cubase.

:water pistol: :heart: :music score:

March 3rd, 2021

Come to think of it, I don't have an EastWest subscription...

Municipal taxes, the subscription to live in that area. Property taxes, the subscription to live in a house. Income taxes, the subscription to earn money. Consumption taxes, the subscription to buy things...

What are you getting in return for being worn down? You have to find that for yourself.

The world is a subscription service. Just living wears everything down.

With everything switching to a subscription model, it's hard to get your money's worth... If I paid for everything that I don't use that much but would be inconvenienced to not have, I'd make myself subscription-poor.

I've gotten a million times more efficient at using AE since becoming a Vtuber.

Don't return my senses...

You can't make crazy things unless you finish them before returning to your senses.

When you put too much time into a joke video, you start getting super uneasy if it's funny or not, so you have to make them in the heat of the moment.

Friendship's lyrics going from "I can endure a little pain just fine" to "I have to endure this kind of pain" made me cry.

I like making songs about girls and songs about women.

I've always liked the spot-on interpretation of the comment on Inappropriate Lady saying it's not about a strong woman, but a woman acting strong...

It's Girls' Day, so I wanna listen to songs that have a girl feel.

March 2nd, 2021

Just making materials for a joke video is super rough, but... It's Fun...

The flute and taiko of false accusation.

Death

Roset-chan going nuts after two of her favorite chords were killed.

What am I getting into here... #TesrosetArt

["Who Is The Impostor?" (Tesro, Roset, CM7, sus4, dim, EmM7, aug, F#m7-5)]

[Merch poll ends] Thank you for your assistance. :folded hands: Mugs...!!!

Abby-chan, if you think of it like a picture of a girl drawn on a fighter jet, it's cool... (consolation)

What's with the overwhelming ratio of guys listening to Rice Disco?????? [Screenshot of YouTube gender ratio: 98.5% men, 1.5% women.]

Part of me seriously looks forward to Molcar every week.

Molcar teaches us about life. (overinterpretation otaku)

But humans have reason, so as long as they make an effort to identify those feelings as egotistical, they should be able to control themselves. You must confront your foolishness, not look away. That is why living is tiring.

I bet people who, when performers they like get married, want to celebrate them but somewhere deep down feel shocked, have this kind of mentality too. Why did I get on this topic just from watching Molcar, I'm crying now. (emotionally unstable)

Everyone should be free to decide how they live, but the greater your concern for someone, the harder it is to keep away how your selfish ego wants them to live, and if the gap between those becomes too large, you can hurt them and make them sad - I know the feeling all too well. Yes, that foolishness lurks within me as well.

Humans haven't been too foolish about Molcar lately, but that they would ignore the fact that Shiromo and those around them have accepted the change of them turning into a zombie and Shiromo is living happily, and instead go "poor Shiromo" and push their own arrogant ego onto the situation, perhaps reveals humanity's unconscious foolishness? (nope)

Team Okay If They're Living Happily As a Zombie VS. Team Okay But I'd Like Them To Turn Back

March 1st, 2021

I can't sleep because I had that cafe latte, no doubt.

My blood is restless, so I can't sleep.

When you go chasing your ideal, you'll go around in circles / But that's the shortest route ← So true

No time to feel down if I wanna do everything I wanna do.

Tomorrow, I think I'll work on music and think up manzai... (????)

I'm a musician, so today I edited game playthrough videos and worked on a new video and drew pictures. (???)

Want to broadcast Tesroset across the world.

I'm a more normal AIBOU fan than everyone thinks.

Another day of releasing Tesroset art into the world and becoming happy.

I'm an artist, so I draw art.

I'm satisfied to have drawn such a dog-like Roset-san.

Ukyo Roseshita-san. #TesrosetArt

I set the poll to last 1 day, so please offer your assistance. :bowing woman:

A cursed mug with progressions that get more and more perverse the longer you wait.

Something like this? #TesrosetArt

Mugs...!!! Is it mugs...?!?! Tesroset mugs...?!?!

If... IF!!
I were to make merch of Tesro and Roset, what would you want?! :water pistol: :music score:
(If you want something not in the poll, I'd appreciate if you told me in a reply.) #TesrosetTransmission
- Tote bags [22.5%]
- Pins [21.1%]
- T-shirts [14.5%]
- Mugs [41.8%]

I'm about to say something important, so I'd appreciate your assistance... :folded hands: :folded hands: :folded hands:

I'm super fond of the two-piano Calamari Inkantation arrangement. [This one.]

It'd be good to collect the arrangements I've uploaded to Twitter on YouTube...

I'm a musical Vtuber, so I sing a lot even during games.

February 28th, 2021

I want to recommend Little Nightmares to people, but I can't spoil it, so all I can say is it's a game where Hiroshi Abe and Yuji Oda face off, which tells you absolutely nothing.

My objectives for next month are to first get back Roset-chan's bones, and to upload a short Tesroset skit video. (songs when)

Just living makes you feel uneasy, so you're living enduring that anxiety, which is why you're great for just living.

Dammit! I'm uneasy! Tell me it's all okay!

Stop feeling uneasy about if you worked hard enough this month! You're great for just living!

Don't die, February! I'm coming to save you!

Sex you can buy for 610 yen... (??)

It's a sax synth that has a knob with SEX on it. ←what [This is true, and she retweets several people remarking on it.]

I'm curious about the Sensual Saxophone synth, but people who don't know are like "the heck is a Sensual Saxophone synth?", and even people who do know are like "the heck is a Sensual Saxophone synth?"

It's good to buy good synths, but learning how to use them is hard, so if I buy too many at once I can't get good at any and I die.

Good synths are like good ingredients. If you eat good ingredients as-is, they'll still be tasty and you'll come to leave it at that, so if you get good ingredients, you should use them.

If you want to change the world, gimme money.

February 27th, 2021

A confession: I've decided I'll play the rest of Human Fall Flat on stream, but I really want to play new stages, so I'm dipping into the extra stages.

???
[Screenshot of draft tweet: "Yoshimi Tendo-san, while her allies' battleships are under fire, boarding the enemy mothership alone, smoking her last cigarette and firing a missile: "Don't nameru [make light of] humanity, nameru [lick] this!""]
[Reference to a commercial for cough drops, which has that line except with "life."]

It's sad how you aren't able to rearrange Takadanobaba into "tada no baka da" ["just an idiot"].

YouTuber Anakin Skywalker: "Today, I'm gonna make the Force bewitch you."

Pokemon Me/Not Me

February 26th, 2021

These are the kinds of risks I braved to sing it.

The uninformed would probably be like "why that song?", huh...

Naturally I don't have anything fancy like a soundproof room, so I'm scared the neighbors will hear a voice singing I Met a Bear and spread rumors about my house being cursed.

An artisan who delights in making clips of game streams.

My songs are made for my own feel-goodness, so they feel good.

A stream where Tesro-sama magnificently masters the greatsword. (inexperienced with greatsword)

It's only been about 6 months since I started as a Vtuber, and there's already so much affection for Tesroset, and I draw the most Tesroset art. (weird brag)

I'm gonna name my Palamute Roset and have her wear the Golden Retriever costume...

When Monster Hunter comes out, let's play it together, somebody...

This is a Super Follow.
This is what is known as a Super Follow that has ascended above a Super Follow. Or, you could just call this a Super Follow 2.

I love Miss Roset

Once again, I've added English subtitles [to I Met a Bear] with the assistance of @KerokeroCoder [that's me]! :folded hands: Miss Roset :woman dancing:

Super Follow 64

I like quizzes a bunch, so I wanna do a quiz stream. (what is a quiz stream)

I took a quiz that asked "In Oshin Cinderella, the Meiji-era adaptation, what Japan-specific item does the young lord use to find Oshin instead of a glass slipper?", and all I could come up with was a My Number Card... (the answer was a folding fan)

February 25th, 2021

I can't rest when I'm working with everyone watching over me, so I make a ton of progress and use my brain a bunch and get really tired, but since I make a ton of progress it's fun.

I made the rough arrangement for this in 2 and a half hours... Good work, me...

Analyzing the chords for these every time is seriously exhausting.

I finished one of those childen's song arrangements I've been longing to do! Awright! Wanna do it again!

A video where the children's song "The Other Day I Met a Bear" gets more and more outrageously rearranged. #Dominowns #TesrosetTransmission

Eb9 and E(b9) are completely different things. [For clarity: E-flat + 9, versus E + flat 9.]

A video of Roset-chan singing I Met a Bear and putting more and more emotion into it. #TesrosetTransmission

February 24th, 2021

I intend to be like a full-power young boy forever, but it's terrifying steadily becoming more of a lethargic middle-aged person.

Ambition: S
Expression: A
Activity: A
Vanity: S+
Stamina: F-

The other day, I met a woods, right in the bear, oh way in there...

I'm a musical Vtuber, so I'm constanly thinking up manzai material.

Wanting to remix The Police Dog just so I can draw a super-pervy bondage Roset-chan in uniform. (impure motives)

It's fun how working hard every day fills up my media tab. :music notes:

Don't look at me, baby, look at my media tab.

February 23rd, 2021

Super Perverted Bear (apologize to the bear)

Stream's over! We made the bear stylish! Look forward to the finished release!

Starting another Tesroset Transmission tonight!
[Real Time Composition Stream] The Other Day I Met a Bear All-Out Arrangement [#TesrosetTransmission]

I'm a defiant person, so if you tell me "rainy days never stay," it makes me be like "then I'll be the one to find a rainy day that always stays!"

Even a rainy day that always stays must be out there somewhere in the universe.

As preparation for the stream, I sequenced the basic Met a Bear. :polar bear:

When I go to a classy French restaurant, I see meals like panchoronnechas and bachirinums beccho calnpinitz, with anuchish and yanchorogyunis sauce, and I don't know what's going on the whole time, but it's tasty. (2 IQ)

Tesro-sama at a classy French restaurant, unable to reach the table even sitting in the kids chair.

Tesro-sama is so adorable, trying to cross their legs when they're that short.

She ate a ton of corndogs after this. #TesrosetArt #LostDogArt

[Tesro: "For you, I'll bring over the classiest French hotel cuisine." (smug) Maiken: "Really?!"
Maiken: "Then bring me all the corndogs I can eat!!" Tesro: "S-Sure, leave it to me..."

I profit every time you draw Tesroset art.

[Retweeting Kii's fanart of Maiken and Tesro, showing them about the same size] I wanna see a date between Maiken-chan and Tesro-sama. (?)

Tonight at 8:30:
As part one of my Children's Song Remix series, I'll stream doing a thorough reharmonization of The Other Day I Met a Bear. :bear: :tree:
[Real Time Composition Stream] The Other Day I Met a Bear All-Out Arrangement [#TesrosetTransmission]

I'm relieved the molcars are equipped with the ability to easily exterminate humanity if needed. (???)

February 22nd, 2021

For now, I just made the thumbnail. Gonna sleep. :sleeping face:

["Children's Song Remix Series #1: The Other Day I Met a Bear"]

The other day, I met a bear in the woods. #TesrosetArt

And I'm an insular sort who always picks games I can play on my own.

Rather than games not being as fun as I've gotten older, maybe it just got too troublesome to look for games suited for me... I've been having fun lately...

Human Fall Flat is stupid hard and super fun.

Stream's over! Cleared up to Aztec and Dark today! Thanks for watching!

And now to begin a completely unrelated game stream... lol
[Human: Fall Flat] Floppy Roset's Big Adventure 2 [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]

I arranged a song for Kento Ito in Project Sekai: Colorful Stage! Look forward to it. :sheet music:

It's Cat Day, which means it's okay to eat cats today.

Once I finish FlopRoset today, maybe I'll stream a children's song reharmonization!

While work's calmed down, I want to focus on streams and do them weekly.

Gonna make a song before tonight's FlopRoset.

Tonight at 8:30:
Aztec Revenge
[Human: Fall Flat] Floppy Roset's Big Adventure 2 [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]

Most of the time, your effort alone has nothing to do with making a hit song, but building a history is the one thing you can do that depends on your effort.

February 21st, 2021

In my dream, I was being licked by a puppy. (good morning)

I have a universe of things I wanna do, but a few grains of sand of things I'm suited for.

What you want to do and what you're suited to are never equal. It's tough.

I know you can get good at anything by doing it, but doing things is so hard.

A life of wanting to be able to draw.

It's a song about Tesro-sama's guns. (?)

You'll be able to play EBONY & IVORY in Nostalgia! Thanks in advance. :piano:

February 20th, 2021

Suddenly starting to read about Boltzmann brains and being unable to sleep.

February 18th, 2021

Calling myself a musical Vtuber but streaming a game for 5 hours.

The stream went down today, but it seemed to be the last part, which is unfortunate...

Human Fall Flat is a super tough game, it's nuts.

I learned that even if I have it charging, it can still run out of battery...

It got super late before I knew it, but thanks for stream!!!!! Forced to end by battery dying... lol

We're starting!!!!
[Human: Fall Flat] Floppy Roset's Big Adventure 1 [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]

While playing Mario, I was thinking how it's amazing to be an adult man who's allowed to wear a cat kigurumi and go "meow meow."

Even though I'm streaming a different game tonight, I bought and played Mario. (reflecting on actions)

The stream with Tesro-sama controlling floppy Roset will begin at 8:30.

Tonight at 8:30:
The adventure to get back Roset's bones begins.
[Human: Fall Flat] Floppy Roset's Big Adventure 1 [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]

Aiming to become a Vtuber manzai duo.

?????????? #TesrosetTransmission #TesrosetArt

February 17th, 2021

Humans are born in the ultimate open world known as Earth, but tend to place restrictions on themselves and do challenge playthroughs.

"Mol wash" sounds like being brainwashed to be unable to live without Molcar.

February 16th, 2021

My love for Tohoku is acting up... Wanna go to Tohoku soon...

I'm so great for writing an entire song's worth of lyrics based on how white rice is tasty.

What's hard about lyrics is, you need to think about both what you want to express and how to express it.

The "not even with the help of trusty Pythagoras" line in Mathematigirl means that even the Pythagorean theorem that is the basis of trigonometry is useless for solving a love triangle, and I definitely didn't get that across to anyone.

I think a lot when writing lyrics how I'm glad I studied in school, but when I go too far with that, I write deranged lyrics like Mathematigirl.

Obviously I like compliments on my songs, but I get super happy when my lyrics are complimented.

Doesn't "best friends forever" mean you'll never be any more than friends for eternity? Tragic...

Roset-chan will sing again this year. (spoilers)

In recent times, isn't it nice and YouTuber-esque to say "don't forget to like and subscribe" when you say bye to someone?
Thanks, today was fun! Don't forget to like and subscribe!

While keeping up with work, I'll start trying to more actively upload videos and stream! I'll do my best!

Last year's objective: 100,000 subscribers on YouTube
This year's objective: 100,000 subscribers on YouTube
Next year's objective: 100,000 subscribers on YouTube

This week's Molcar was great... I couldn't stop myself from crying during the scene where Potato sank into the blast furnace while giving a thumbs-up.

I have to watch Molcar as soon as possible every week, or I'll run into spoilers. (what are molcar spoilers)

February 15th, 2021

Tension rising (9→♯11→13) [A play on musical "tension," and Japanese using "tension" to mean energy/excitement.]

I want mysterious stamps where words like "Tense" and "Tragic..." are accompanied by "dim" or "m7-5."

Tesroset LINE stamps... (fantasizing)

When watching an anime opening or ending,
Saying that "this is spoilers"
Is the biggest spoiler of all
- Mitsuo

Can be opened anywhere from this side → Can't open it
Cat litter will not scatter → It will scatter
We'll go if we can → We won't go
Let's run together → We won't run together
Absolutely do not push → Push me
Just the tip is fine → Just the tip is not fine

February 14th, 2021

I played Little Nightmares 2 to the end... [3:44 AM]

Even when I get drunk, it doesn't show visibly, so I'm laughing to myself remembering the time a bartender told me "you can really hold your drinks, miss" and I nonchalantly responded "oh, not at all," but I actually was super woozy.

RT @50yen_50dama You seem like you'd have a strong tolerance for drinks, OSTER-san.
I get more drunk the more I drink. :eyeroll:

Wanna drink with my followers soon. :angry:

I've made the ultimate cute song and the ultimate cool song, so my self-affirmation has exploded.

Wanna make a curry song and play endless sitar.

It's also strange that I've made songs about Naporitan and rice, but nothing for what I eat most, curry.

I'm super moody, so my works are influenced by the mood of the times.

I want to make an effort to make more seasonal songs, but accounting for video release times, I have to make them pretty far in advance, and it's hard to feel like making a Christmas song during Halloween season, right???

Halloween :pumpkin:
- trick and treat
- Distorted Dream and Marionette

Valentine's :chocolate bar:
- tete-a-tete
- Chocolate Magic

Christmas :christmas tree:
- White Snow Falling

↑Why's there only one?

OSTER should make more Christmas songs.

:chocolate bar: Happy Valentine's :chocolate bar:
tete-a-tete - OSTER project

February 13th, 2021

I got so scared I wet myself.

You shouldn't play Little Nightmares at 4 AM. [posted at 4 AM]

Seeing the potential of a Roset-chan-loid and having fun.

Roset-chan sure is cute!!

I'm doing something super fun right now. (report)

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