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DEAD BODY REPORTED
DISCUSS!
TESRO: Waugh!
TESRO: aug-san is dead...
ROSET: aug-san's deeead... How am I going to make songs now without augs...?
TESRO: That's not that big a deal for most people...
TESRO: Wait, so who reported it...?
ROSET: Oh, I reported it.
ROSET: Um, first I want to know what everyone was doing.
ROSET: Personally, I was in the DTM room, doing the iLok key authorization task.
TESRO: (iLok key: a thing you really don't wanna lose.)
ROSET: Then, I did the authorize task in KONTAKT.
ROSET: But as soon as I finished, there was a sabotage, and Cubase crashed. So I went to repair that.
ROSET: After that, in the comms room, I did the stereo-mixed track upload task.
TESRO: Good for you, sending that in!
ROSET: Then I went straight to the cafe, and aug-san... had been bitcrushed.
TESRO: All kinds of crunchy...
TESRO: So it was the cafe, huh?
ROSET: The place where we all relax was stained with blood...
TESRO: Phrasing.
TESRO: Well, as for myself... I was in the control room doing the virtual MIDI cable wiring task.
ROSET: loopMIDI...
TESRO: And the assistant engineer task. The one where you're like "It's coming up in four!!"
TESRO: After that, I used Melodyne for a pitch-shifting task.
ROSET: You used Melodyne...?
TESRO: Then... I think it was in the Vocaloid room?
TESRO: I was staring at a Miku-san figurine, so I didn't go near the cafe.
ROSET: Do your tasks!!
ROSET: Now, what did the rest of you...
(sounds)
BOTH: I can't understand a thing you're saying!
TESRO: Okay, got it, talk one at a time. (brilliant)
ROSET: Oh, when Cubase crashed, someone came to help me repair it... Was that sus4-san?
sus4: ♪ [Windows error noise]
TESRO: That error sound freaks me out, stop it!
TESRO: That's a super old one, you oughta update your OS.
ROSET: CM7-san, what were you doing?
CM7: ♪ [guitar strumming]
TESRO: Don't just ignore us and make that sound like a refreshing tropical breeze! That's super sketchy.
ROSET: Well, personally speaking, I think there are others who have the scent of blood on them...
TESRO: Ah, that's a dog for you. Who are you thinking?
ROSET: dim-san, could I ask what you were doing?
dim: ♪ [dramatic strings]
BOTH: Oh, that sounds SUPER criminal...!
ROSET: Like when there's been three murders in a row!
TESRO: But man, it's SO suspicious I'm not even sure...
ROSET: What about you, EmM7-san?
EmM7: ♪ [twang...]
TESRO: Whoa, don't you smell of blood too???
TESRO: Hey, actually, could you play that again?
TESRO: Da-na, na-naaa... ♪
EmM7(9): ♪ [twang...]
TESRO: That's the sound when you die in that 007 game for N64.
ROSET: What a dated reference...
TESRO: Ahh, everyone's so suspicious I can't tell!
TESRO: Is it possible Roset self-reported?
ROSET: Hey, it's not me! I was with CM7-san the whole time until Cubase crashed.
CM7: ♪ [guitar strumming]
BOTH: Seriously, the tropical mood is just more suspicious!
ROSET: Look, F#m7-5-san is already dead too, so we've got to decide who's sus...
sus4: ♪ [prolonged error noise]
TESRO: As soon as you said "sus" (picious), it made suspended4th (sus4)-san tremble!
ROSET: I can't really hold that against them!
TESRO: Argh, this sucks, I have no idea!
ROSET: No idea...
TESRO: Should we skip?
ROSET: Maybe skip...
TESRO: Oh, poor aug-san...
TESRO: And I told them to watch out during long tasks...
sus4: !! [alert!}
ROSET: ...Huh? Tesro, why do you know what they were doing when they were killed?
TESRO: Uh.
ROSET: Okay, voted, goodbyeee~
[Everyone votes]
TESRO: Wait! Wait, it wasn't me! It's not me! Seriously! I'M SERIOUYI*&S(U IT'S NOT ME!!
ROSET: Arrivederci! (This is goodbye!)
Tesro was ejected.
TESRO: Dammit, you'll regret thiiis!
[Cadd9 harmony (G-C-D-E)]
BOTH: ...So what was all this in the end?
ROSET: Don't just make a pretty sound...