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Translations of tweets from @fuwacina. For an archive of other Vocaloid-related Twitters I no longer keep up with, go here.
I don't really get how YouTube works, but sometimes my views suddenly go up.
Did something happen on the YouTube Meltdown remix?????
Today I parried and also made a song... Amazing...
[Screenshot of search for "ponyo loves souuke," souuke being a term for someone who's always the uke (sub) in any relationship]
If you roll back for the short light swords the second burst hits you, so you have to dodge right... It was a pretty rough test of reflexes.
Ultimately, I didn't find any way to deal with the light swords in the back half except to roll forward/back twice... I wanted to stick close if I could.
Starting stats no damage OK!!!!!!!!!! #EldenRing #ParryInTheForgottenLands
What does everyone come to streams to see?
On a stream where I was trying to push the limits with super severe restrictions yet it seemed like I still couldn't beat it, I got sad seeing comments like "maybe drop the weird fixations" or "try a different weapon."
My body's bad, so I'll do what I can while I can.
Not doing well today, so I cried while visiting the hospital again.
I thought I couldn't enjoy games as a communication tool to enjoy with someone else, but they gave rise to communication with people playing solo and researching maneuvering, so they're indeed serving as a communication tool so I'm good.
Hospital again today, huh...
Only heavy drinkers know how it feels to be a heavy drinker.
Heavy drinkers are drawn to one another.
In short, heavy drinkers are Hamon users.
I'll do my best at Monster Hunter again this year.
I hear that lots of people are looking for Vtuber game videos where even if they're not good at it they're having fun, but I really like videos of people playing masterfully and watch them a lot, and I want to upload videos like that myself, and I want people who like that kind of thing to watch...
I'm not a Vocaloid producer, but a Let's Player. (?)
When Monster Hunter comes out I want to upload videos of me playing it, but I still haven't decided what approach to take.
I'll truly never finish Elden Ring in my life. (because I'm neglecting the file I've progressed most in)
A good thing about Monster Hunter is how it has a quest reset.
Parrying looks super simple when you see others do it, but when you do it yourself it's hard... How deep.
I can do this for hours and not go nuts, so I'm definitely suited for From games.
Margit has the same quick side slash/fast side slash question setup as Morgott, and I still get them mixed up.
My parrying's getting rough, so I'm done for today... Couldn't do it in one day after all.
Recording damageless videos feels so empty..........
I panicked when I was suddenly unable to record, but the hard drive that should've had about a terabyte of free space was all filled up with gameplay videos, how do Let's Players do this?
Margit's easy to parry, but when it's no weapon upgrades starting stats damageless, that's a different story.
The huge light swords that get added in the second phase are so nuts, how d'you dodge those?
Godly game. #ParryInTheForgottenLands
Why do I have to make food, somebody make it for me.
The farmers who grew the leeks with care and shipped them out, the distributors who delivered them to the supermarket, the supermarket workers who sold them - thinking how the drama of all these people is packed into this one leek makes me cry a bunch as I cut them every time. It's just commonplace, huh.
I'm so emotionally unstable I'm sobbing while cutting leeks.
Thinking to myself how I need to go shopping, 50 years passed.
Sometimes when you look back as an adult at works you enjoyed as a child, you can have different impressions.
Personally, it's worrying that I now hear "Donna Iro ga Suki [What Color Do You Like?]" as a song about an organization that uses colors as codenames being purged by their enemies one by one.
[The lyrics go like "What color do you like? (Red!) / I like the color red / It always goes away first / The red crayon / What color do you like? (Blue!)..."]
Well, though I have a bad habit of bringing the thing intended to accentuate the taste to the front.
I super love the characteristic bitterness of a non-minor flat five, so I use them like putting them in coffee to bring out the taste.
I've got a strong desire to use non-minor flat fives skillfully, and I think I might be getting better at them lately.
Wah-wah clavinet feels so good, right??? #Dominowns
I hardly see anyone digging this deep into it, but my favorite part of the Meltdown remix might be the wah-wah clavinet.
This makes it look like Meltdown Rin-chan is surrounded by pink baldies and closing her eyes to try and make it so they don't exist... I'm truly sorry.
golden week how long
AAAA's butt is a girl.
This ain't somethin' you can just parry! #ParryInTheForgottenLands
I'm so bad at fighting groups.
Part of why I like Ranger is that it has a strong counter move.
Kirby and the Forgotten Land was an incredibly good game... Could you make the counter moves a little stronger...?
Thanks for a good fight.
[Screenshot of congratulations screen for collecting all Waddles Dees in Forgotten Land] Good work on Waddle Done.
Seems like I'd make you think Elden Ring is a game where a pink baldy parries with a shield.
RT @UKnoire I haven't played Elden Ring, but I watch OSTER project's Parry in the Forgotten Lands, so I know it to an extent.
Taking a shower to get ready to go out again today :heart:
To the hospital :heart:
Girls are creatures who are happy if you notice small details, after all, so if someone told me like "You dodged with an Ichimonji instead of a Mikiri to save spirit, didn't you! That's great!", of course I'd be happy.
Shall I talk about the time I hung out with Claire-san and even though I didn't say anything she took notice and was like "Those are the earrings you talked about before, aren't they!!" and I was like "Nnnn... :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:"??????
Women should date women. (extremist)
[Retweets a fan comic where Minnie Mouse does her makeup and puts on a bow, Mickey comes along and says she looks wonderful as always, but then Daisy Duck excitedly compliments her new ribbon and lipstick, which Minnie responds to by hugging her.]
[Retweeting the Masked Hammer Treasure video] I've also uploaded a real Kirby explanation video.
I had a dream where my parents' house was bombed with KochiKame BGM playing, and I don't know how I should feel.
A life of wanting to become healthy enough that I can't use unhealthiness as an excuse.
LET'S... GO TO... THE SUMMER GATE...
[New Elden Ring Video]
:lollipop: Uma Kishi (Horse Knight) Parry Derby
* This is a video about beating Tree Sentinel with parries damageless in starting conditions.
#EldenRing #TesrosetTransmission #ParryInTheForgottenLands
Don't you think it's so exhausting being unable to do things that everyone else takes for granted?
It's fine to have a body, but I wish it wouldn't drag me down.
Do you really need a body?
Simply not having a day my body doesn't hurt makes life so lame.
The heroine of Elden Ring isn't Ranni, nor is it Melina, it's the otaku who loves Radahn.
Someone show me what justice is. (woman in her 30s who doesn't know what justice is)
My iPhone is cute for suddenly collecting old bird photos I took into a slideshow and telling me "Here, it's birds, look at birds and cheer up..."
Birds
["Birds, 2018 - 2019"]
Even if people say "nobody needs you," I don't care, shaddup, so long as you've got things you wanna do everyone has the right to live for themselves and that's that.
The phrase "every night has a dawn" can feel incredibly cruel of you think of it as "even if you disappeared, the Earth would keep on turning and dawn would come on its own with no changes or hindrances," which makes me feel the powerlessness of how words can end up as anything depending on the person hearing them.
I don't think there's a single person who hates Radahn as a character.
Tokugawa Yoshimune mastering gravity magic for the sake of his scrawny horse.
While editing parry videos, I get this scary feeling of "damageless is damageless, but I still ain't satisfied."
#GainedFollowersAfterVocaloidCollectionSoReintroduceYourself
I do Monster Hunter longsword time attacks. I have a 2:XX on Emergency Apex Zingore with adrenaline.
Lately I'm uploading a series of videos on parrying strategy in Elden Ring.
I'm a lady who gets her vaccine shots in superb dress.
My hobby is drinking.
Thanks in advance.
That Emergency 2:XX one is pretty sloppy, and it was start position 10, so I feel like I can totally get a better time, but I feel like I've forgotten the difficulty of Monster Hunter, nah, it's definitely gonna be hard.
But when I get home, I'm sure I'll want to parry, won't I??
Could try to improve an existing time, too.
Before Monster Hunter comes out, maybe I should do some sort of adrenaline time attack for rehabilitation...
I'm in a parryless environment, so I'm pining for parrying. I'll watch my own parry videos.
When you gather as a family for Golden Week and talk, you gotta talk about Maclaurin series and Taylor series, right?
The only ones who know this song now are all adults... Sad.
RT @HundredBurger I don't wanna grow up...
Always a Toys"R"Us kid...
My body's bad enough that just walking for a bit has me bedridden.
I'm betting a parry.
RT @utbutb A controversial one when it comes to what move it would grant. #TesrosetArt
They're gonna put me in a Doraemon old folks' home.
My favorite Doraemon theme songs are The Direction of Dream and Goodbye to Goodbye. (old person)
Years have passed with me feeling like I should learn to sing pentatonic scales better.
Kids nowadays are more about pentatonic scales rather than augs... Rather, my theory is young people in any era are all about pentatonic scales.
On the train, a girl saw an ad for Doraemon and started singing the Doraemon theme, but it was the "dodododo" one... That's right, the year is 2022...
I'm Kiki the witch!
And this is a screenshot I took half-awake of the alarm screen this morning.
I shall return to my parents' house.
Why am I giving this my all?
["Uma Kishi (Horse Knight): Parry Derby"]
I made the Yukkuri voice sing and Cubase died...
I'm making joke content for parry videos while resisting the urge to parry more.
I like alcohol and women and women who like women, so I make songs about alcohol and women and women who like women. Thanks in advance.
I'm of the mindset that life's hard even if you do the things you like, but if life's hard at any rate, it's gotta be better to do the things you like.
Sometimes I get quote retweets saying "I'm envious of how free you are," and I'm like "ain't it easier to act freely?", but it seems there are lots of people who don't find it easier to act freely. :thinking face:
Evil lady in the Vocaloid community. :devil face:
???? :thinking face: ????
RT @DEKAmrc Personally, the one who reigns at the summit o f"sexy lady in the Vocaloid community" for me is OSTER-san.
Doesn't it seem like the climate of planets in a binary star system would be super unstable??
I'm getting bored of this solar system, so it might be good to move to another star system.
Every time I see a Calpis commercial, I get sad being shown a world I'll never get to go to in my life, y'know??
Porco Rosso's an adolescent girl too, surely?
Adolescent girls are creatures who fly through the sky, so hey, what do you expect.
Jiro Horikoshi is an Adolescent Girl Theory
"It's director Hayao Miyazaki's greatest Ghibli masterpiece."
(Which one...?)
"The protagonist is an adolescent girl."
(Which one...?)
"It depicts the girl growing by overcoming numerous difficulties."
(Which one...?)
"And it has a scene of flying through the sky."
(Which one...?)
That's probably sort of why I'm always competing against myself when I play games instead of other people...
I'm an inferior human, so I live fearful of exposing my inferiority.
Even when I can't think of ideas for composition, I can at least manage, but lyrics are truly impossible.
Even if you spend it like trash, time passes anyway.
I'm powerless...
It's just so sad how Kiki's Delivery Service ends with Jiji still not being able to talk, and it's sad how in Beauty and the Beast the beast turns into a prince at the end... I'm that kind of otaku.
"You know, I hate this pai" is something I say like 50 times whenever I play Mahjong. [joke on a line from Kiki's Delivery Service]
There's a suffering to parrying Tree Sentinel damageless that only those who attempt to parry Tree Sentinel damageless understand.
The day I bought my first From game, I tried hard to beat Tree Sentinel with starting stats but couldn't do it and leveled up to beat it, and after two months I've achieved vindication by doing it damageless with parries at starting stats... I am the Elden Lord. :crown:
It's the mark of a parry player that they do the thing unique to parry videos of not dealing the final blow, but continuing to maneuver around to make that last blow a parry.
Starting stats, unbuffed weapon, damageless Tree Sentinel parrying chapter:
Fin
Video later. #EldenRing #ParryInTheForgottenLands
Don't parry for the video guide, parry for the romance of it all.
Truly, what am I parrying for?
If I didn't parry Tree Sentinel, I could absolutely do it damageless, but because of parrying I can't, I'm gonna snap.
I can't help from tearing up whenever I watch the scene in Back to the Future where Doc cuts off his arm and grafts on a dragon head.
I thought Godrick's voice when he cuts off his arm was kinda super familiar, and it's probably that it sounds similar to Doc's dub voice in Back to the Future.
Mohg, Lord of Blood's battle song is super good, I wanna make it the theme song for when I have stomachaches.
Generally, "Marika shortcut" refers to a special route in Mario Kart track that shortens it, not the technique of abusing a Stake of Marika's activation radius to deathwarp places you normally can't go.
Asserting that solar energy is energy produced through nuclear fusion.
Magnamalo is the best in the world at making music.
Victory
["I finished a song."]
I'll defeat this song before defeating Tree Sentinel.
The real world is full of air resistance and friction...
I learned about the issues that arise when turning the world of mathematics into physical hardware.
Yesterday I went to a science museum and rolled a ball along a cycloid curve and played always-win golf reflecting a ball along a quadratic function and boarded Voyager and descended into the Great Red Spot, so I had a lot of fun.
The fried horse mackerel I had for dinner was really delicious, so I was in a good mood, but now my tummy hurts a lot, so it's zero-sum. Nothingness.
Isn't it wild that Monster Hunter's coming out in just two months??
Can't decide what clothes to wear.
Feels like I'm not gonna have good dreams after a night of failing to damageless parry.
Tree Sentinel's just an enemy that's there as soon as you exit out onto the field - in Mario terms, like the first Goomba - so it's just natural you'd be able to beat it damageless. (???)
I get the feeling Tree Sentinel would be a ton easier to do damageless if you used Golden Parry, but it's an opponent you encounter at the start and all, so my desire to make a video showing you can defeat it damageless even in starting conditions has entrenched me.
I reset when I take even a single hit anyway, so I wish it could just be one-hit-kill.
I tried for 2 hours, but it was no use, so another day...
Ended a damageless run with a stupid mistake and sobbed loudly.
I don't know a thing about Tree Sentinel...
It's brutal how this positioning doesn't count for a parry...
Tree Sentinel's so strong, it never ends...
I'll again keep up my work until you become adults, so carry out your half of the bargain.
To my teenage listeners who follow my music:
When you're older, please get famous and have me make a song.
Also, me being asked to write a song for an artist I listened to and aspired to as a kid is also a super amazing thing, what the heck.
A person who says they listened to my songs as a kid now being active and asking me to make a song for them makes me super happy, and I feel glad to have kept making music while that child became an adult. Keeping something up can make good things happen.
To all my fans:
Thank you.
Getting all excited about having made a super good song.
my youtube channel
Chaos.
That reminds me, I wasn't at all concerned about the Vocaloid Collection monetary prize, but I wonder where the details on that are...
Uploaded a YouTube version too. Please check it out here as well.
Meltdown (OSTER project All-Out Arrangement!)
Thought I'd get a car wash and go home, but it rained a stupid amount, so it's all over.
People are free to decide if they want to look at spoilers or not, but no matter how much of a minority people who want to watch something unspoiled may become, I just want consideration for those people to not be lost...
Every time I listen to Kaze ni Naru, I'm struck with despair like "You can make a song this good without complicated chords...?"
When I hear an arrangement of Totoro that cuts out the chorus diminished, I break out in hives.
The diminished in Totoro's chorus is so emotional...
One song with chord progression I like is My Neighbor Totoro.
The knight who skewers any man meddling in yuri with a golden halberd, Eurygard.
It's sad how I'm always trying out super trendy games, yet playing them in a different way from the vast majority of people, so I'm not able to have a conversation with anyone.
Parrying Tree Sentinel is pretty strict based on position, so Golden Parry is really effective, and it's so cool to fight while swapping shields.
My head is full of parrying, but I make songs.
I managed to beat Red Wolf of Radagon with starting stats and progress the Thops event to get Thops's Barrier, but trying it out, the start time does feel slow... Storm Wall it is...
It's so sad how I wanna fight Loretta, Knight of the Haligtree with Carian Retaliation, but you can't get Carian Retaliation without beating Loretta, Knight of the Haligtree...
I want Carian Retalitation in my starting stats file as soon as possible, but for that I need to clear Caria Manor with starting stats, so I'm holding my head.
Toward the start of Parry in the Forgotten Lands, while I was saying "I use Carian Retaliation because it looks cool," I had no idea that parry-type Ashes of War had fixed behavior whether you use a small shield or a medium shield... (embarrassed)
As I thought, a 100 damage reduction medium shield and Carian Retaliation is justice.
Looking at this data has me feeling like "what meaning is there to using a buckler"...
["Parry Window Frame Data
Parry Type / Startup / Active / Recovery / Total (in frames, 60 FPS)
Buckler: 9, 10, 32, 50
Small Shield: 11, 10, 30, 50
Short Sword: 13, 8, 30, 40
Medium Shield/Curved Sword/Fist/Claw/Rapier: 13, 4, 34, 50
Golden Parry: 9, 12, 30, 50
Golden Parry (0 FP): 11, 10, 30, 50
Carian Retaliation: 9, 12, 30, 50
Carian Retaliation (0 FP): 13, 4, 34, 50
Storm Wall (with or without FP): 11, 10, 30, 50
Thops's Barrier (with or without FP): 13, 8, 30, 50
Startup: Frame parry window starts at
Active: Length of parry window in frames
Recovery: After parry window ends, number of recovery frames before you can move again
Total: Length from start of parry action to end in frames (consistently 50F in this game)"]
There was a time where I'd be like "this sound is too muddled, so let's not" and excluded it first thing, but now I have visions of it being usable so it arises as a candidate, so the decisions become harder and harder.
The better you get at making music, the more abundant options you have for selecting sounds, so making music gets super difficult, what the????
Isn't it emotional to dare to use a minor seventh where normally you'd expect a half-diminished?
I might say that people who can make songs without half-diminisheds are the experts.
This video showed up as a YouTube recommendation that was like "half-diminished chords that experts use!", and I made a smug face like "I AM an expert..."
I'm becoming an unknown lifeform who just watches media that realistically depicts humans' inner selves and goes "How knowledgeable you are of humans!"
A hamburger made with the energy from annihilating an anti-hamburger made of antimatter with a hamburger.
An Anti-Hamburger Hamburger Annihilation Hamburger.
[Links Whale Rider] Has it been 5 years since Rin-chan become a whale...?
People who can give their songs personality in ways besides chords are amazing.
Despite having been through over 30 Aprils, I just realized it only has 30 days and I'm dying.
The parry videos may look silly, but the strategy content is relatively serious.
I've fully passed being scared and arrived at a point where ultimately all I'm able to do is what I like, so I guess I'll do what I like.
If people are scared to start something new at their age, or worry about losing people who pay attention to them compared to their past activity, I want them to look at me. You just want people to watch you parry, right? That's right.
I've been a Vocalodi producer since probably the term Vocaloid producer didn't even exist yet, but I'm so grateful to still have a chance for a song to be listened to this much... Thank you, iroha-san and n!ka-san... :clap:
I went to lunch with a friend of my mom who said "Weren't you making a song about drinking beer the other day??", and I laughed a ton.
[Retweets Vocaloid Collection announcement] My Meltdown remix placed second in the Vocaloid Collection Remix Ranking! :party horn: :party popper: :party popper: :party popper: Thank you for giving so much support! :clap:
It's bizarre how if your body's unhealthy, your mind dies too, but your mind being healthy won't make your body healthy. Keep up, would you?
I've had surgery for my health issues, and have been working on treatment for years, so when I'm in bad condition and someone laughs "what are you, an old person?", it honestly hurts me a lot, but lately there haven't been very many people like that, which I really appreciate... Everyone's kind, I'm grateful.
Chiropractor:
Thank you for your service.
Sexy Lady: "Well then, shall we get to a bed?"
Chiropractor: "Well then, shall we get to a bed?"
I thought it was an incredibly niche arrangement, but I'm glad it's getting listened to a bunch. :folded hands:
It was Elden Ring that taught me how if you fear failure, growth is never going to happen.
Once, a math teacher told us "Even in pro baseball, someone with a 30% batting average is still a top batter. So don't fear failure," and I remember it making a deep impression on me.
But thinking about it now, it'd be no good if you got 30% on a math test, right?
Rather than a song that's neat and organized and doesn't stay in your memory, I prefer using almost excessive amounts of flavor so people will remember it, and toss in tons of incomprehensible seasonings.
I'll try hard tomorrow, so forgive me.
Godrick seeing Godfrey work hard to make a Stormveil Castle out of building blocks and wanting one, so he goes "Bear witness!" and becomes Godrick the Crafted.
Parry in the Forgotten Lands is good.
RT @Star_Snowdust I've been watching Parry in the Forgotten Lands lately. The amusing part is how it's THE OSTER-sensei doing the fighting, and copying the song by ear, and making the video...
Uploaded three whole videos in a week.
The question is how far I should go without raising my level in the file I made for Parry in the Forgotten Lands.
I think it ended up a pretty normal and kind parry strategy video, so by all means.
Check out my new parry video. :lollipop:
[New Elden Ring Videp]
:lollipop: Parry in the Forgotten Lands VS Crucible Knight
#EldenRing #TesrosetTransmission #ParryInTheForgottenLands
They say not to spend money, but I pay a bunch to the hospital.
I've grown accustomed to daily hospital visits...
To form something big,
You pile up small things
A healthy life is formed from a healthy personality
A healthy personality is formed from healthy habits
So even though they're small things,
Let's regularly use beautiful words
Pimples that appear inside the nose,
Go die
Suddenly, a god appeared offering to grant the most common of humanity's wishes, and humanity wished for the nuclear threat to be erased from the world.
Instantly, the sun went out, and the world was swallowed by darkness.
Kirby VS Meta Knight
What's the deal with the Vocaloid Collection ranking turning into a matter of whether I can hold my own against dicks... [in reference to being close in rank to a remix of Kurumi Ponchio]
I'm on a blind run through life, so I'm super lousy at it, but I wanna do better in my second run.
Strings sections are considered better the crazier they are.
Crazy strings bearing-witness time. #Dominowns
Started a game of editing boring photos to make them emotional.
["Please be sure to lock!!"]
["Please be sure to lock!!"
So that these days I spend with you
can't go anywhere]
Making music's fun, huh??
This.
RT @ropa_yashima [Screenshot of an After Effects crash screen: "Please tell us what caused the error." Textbox: "That's what I want to know.]
Why is it that when presented with an amazing arrangement beyond my own understanding, rather than shout or cry, I burst out laughing?
Whenever I think how I want to hear my own songs all messed up by someone else, this will forever be the first thing to come to mind...
Miracle Paint (PSB REMIX)
That time I contacted Nika-san on Twitter to draw the illustration for me, but it was April Fool's and my account was Magnamalo, so I ended up sending a business message as Magnamalo.
RT @iroha_sasaki @nika_niko_222 So this was the business message you received from Magnamalo. Thank you for the wonderful, beautifully-drawn illustration!!
I find I kinda like these sorts of chord progressions and phrases that slip away if you try to grab them, like they're liquid or slime, so I want to pursue that more. Of course, there's a catchiness at the root.
The work of reharmonization is endlessly fun, but the more carried away I get with it, the more like threading a needle it becomes to think of phrases that match up, but it's so pleasing when I'm finally able to do it cleanly, so I can't stop.
It's just like parrying.
Viewer: "This Meltdown arrangement is cool! I should check her YouTube channel too!"
:tv: "Today, I'll be defeating a (bleep)-bearing-hunting old man with parries damageless!"
Viewer: "Wha.........."
RT @iroha_sasaki [Re: Meltdown remix] Thank you, O reharmonizing pervert.
It was fun making perverse strings with a smirk on my face... Having my perverseness acknowledged, I think I'll continue to proudly be perverse. Thank you. Thank you.
[Screenshot of the Meltdown remix at first place in the remix ranking] It's such an honor to have such a strong start... :clap:
I'm suing you for property damage! You know why, don't you? Because you broke the chord progression of Meltdown! Be prepared for the consequences.
If you're gathering as a family to watch something, it's gotta be videos on Fermat's Last Theorem and the abc conjecture...
[New Song]
Meltdown (OSTER project All-Out Arrangement!)
My contribution to Vocaloid Collection 2022 Spring. :piano:
Illustration: n!ka (@nika_niko_222)
Original: iroha(sasaki) (@iroha_sasaki)
#VocaloidCollection2022Spring #VocaloidCollection2022Remix
I think I'd like to try
Jumping into a nuclear reactor
'Slike I've come to a theme park.
The foundations of good parrying are food and sleep.
I parried too much today.
Starting to see a path to parrying Tree Sentinel damageless... I'm in deep.
My parry accuracy's really dropping, but I can't stop...
Hold on, even the music changes for Tree Sentinel's second form.
Tree Sentinel-sensei's parries are so unique they gave me a lot of trouble at first, but it's amazing how good it feels in a way no other enemy can offer.
Parrying Tree Sentinel-sensei is too much fun???????????
I even won properly dodging the tail attack I struggled so much with, so this is a true victory.
I thought about compromising on damageless again and again, but I'm glad i didn't give up... My hands are shaking...
Crucible Knight, starting stats, no weapon buffs, parry-only and damageless...
Done!!!!!!!!!!!!
Video to come.
#EldenRing #ParryInTheForgottenLands
Crucible Knight's so strong my soul's buckling.
Parrying Crucible-sensei is simple in the sense that it's relatively simple if you only parry attacks from medium range, not in the sense that it's simple to get up close and roll or jump to avoid unparryable attacks while consistently parrying the attacks you can parry without a single mistake...
And after Elemer was so kind, too...
It's parry time.
Likely damageless sort.
Suffering ahead.
Bear witness to Crucible.
Meltdown's posting has been scheduleddddd!!!
Parry time.
Please check out this new song as well. :horns hand sign:
[Kagamine Rin/Len] Yellow Letter Song [Original Song]
[Links her Suki! Yuki! Maji-Magic arrangement] In the 2020 Vocaloid Collection, I won the Remix Grand Prix with this song. :party popper: Excited to join the fight again after two years...
Thinking of chords and making basslines are when I have most fun making music, and doing key switches and picking timbre are when I'm most in hell.
I felt most sex when reharmonizing Meltdown. :love hotel: [play on "sei" being readable as "life" or "sex," and likely a reference to the awkward Japanese translation of the Apex Legends quote "I feel most alive when rapidly approaching my death"]
I'm a rookie in her 15th year since starting to make Vocaloid songs, but I don't suppose I can take part in the Vocaloid Rookie Rankings...
Let the Rin-chan festival begin!
:clock: 4/23, midnight.
I did an all-out arrangement of Meltdown.
Thanks in advance.
#VocaloidCollection2022Spring #VocaloidCollection2022SpringPreview #VocaloidCollection2022SpringRemix
Howl lamenting that there's no point in living without big boobs, Sophie shouting that "you've never once had big boobs!" and leaving, Calcifer showing off big boobs, the Witch of the Waste excitedly asking "There's big boobs?!", and me writing this bizarre story at 4 AM.
I'm sure big-boobed people have their own big-boobed lives, but I want to be forgiven for dreaming of it. Forgive my foolish self.
Even when I tell big-boobed friends "I'm envious of your boobs," I've never once gotten a reaction like "My shoulders get sore/they just get in the way, so I'm envious of you. :horns hand sign:"
The doctor in the infirmary has big boobs. That kind of thing's important.
When projects announce in advance "This person will make a song!" at a point where the song isn't complete at all, doesn't it make you feel like "it's already been announced, so this song must be completed even if it costs my life"???
When I'm playing for the first time the kind of game that, when I'm done, I'll probably wish I could erase my memory of it and play it again, I'm like "I have no memories of this game! The ultimate! Wahahaha!"
Wahhh!!!
[Re: first Demon Fire piano video] This tweet seems to be going around on its own, but this is an app that loads a MIDI and automatically plays for you, so I'm not the one playing. As such, I'm not amazing.
Incidentally, this is a song I made in back high school, so I'm amazing.
The thing I hate most is non-free free time.
My PC is rendering so I can't use it, and my Switch is out of battery, so my free time is over...
The parry person's good at making music too, huh?
The type who's bad at games but wants to make up for it with effort.
Tried for another hour today and still no damageless. I'll keep at it.
There's already plenty of videos on parrying Crucible Knight, but I want to actually do it myself and summarize what I feel in my own words...
In games, the work of going from 10 to 90 is fun, but the work of going from 90 to 95 is super hard.
Even if your parry success rate is 95%, if you have to parry 20 times, damageless's impossible...
I honestly didn't think Crucible damageless would be this hard.
Parrying's hard.
I worked a bit on composition, so can I parry now?
[Retweets Yellow Letter Song] It's a song! Good day.
There was an accident today where I trapped my kitty in the closet, so I'm fawning over my kitty more than usual.
My back's bad, so I can't progress with work...
I had the AI play Piano Forte and got trolled by the left hand taking the solo. (concertcreator.ai)
[Re: the piano video] The one playing this is an AI.
If you used a machine that linked your fingers to the AI's fingers, maybe it'd be possible to actually play Demon Fire.
https://www.concertcreator.ai/
Fingers are gonna breeeeeeakkkkk... :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:
I have a hard drive labeled H, with a folder called Movies, so the path looks like "H/Movies," but there isn't a single H movie saved there.
I have a tendency to forever remember delicious things I ate.
I couldn't forget the taste of the oyster gratin I ate with Claire-san and went to look back at photos, but I was so engrossed in eating it I forgot to take a photo, so now I'm depressed.
I'm being tested.
["Security Check: Please select all tiles containing a bicycle." (not the word you would use for a motorcycle in Japanese)]
I'm a Vtuber who uploads videos of a bald pink character parrying. Please follow me.
RT @JusticeMaaaan Hearing her songs in IIDX, I was like "OSTER project-san's great" and looked at her Twitter, and I'm LOLing at how it's nothing but videos of a bald pink character parrying. (I followed her)
I'm happy if you follow me after listening to my songs, and I'm happy if follow me after watching me play games, and I'm happy if you follow me thinking I'm an amusin' woman for some other reason.
It's a mystery what gets people to watch YouTube videos.
Yellow Lettasong :lettuce:
My new song! Accept it! :love letter: :love letter: :love letter: :love letter: :love letter:
[Kagamine Rin/Len] Yellow Letter Song [Original Song]
Scandal Makers's instrumental is a really well-made one.
:love hotel: :piano: :violin: :dash cloud: #Dominowns
I started with Samurai on a whim in my first file, so I started my new one as Samurai too, but found myself wanting a buckler after all and headed for Gostoc to buy one, but I couldn't beat Margit and got stuck. (because I also want to beat Margit with parries)
I was able to do the first half damageless a few times, but the second half is just no good, the tail moves too fast...
Crucible-sensei leaves so few openings that if you don't heal immediately after taking a hit you'll get hunted down, so even taunting them is a major risk.
A video of me doing my best at a bizarre restriction of having to do a taunt every time I parry. #ParryInTheForgottenLands
Could it be
that this month
I'm super busy?
Guy who hasn't even finished their first run yet makes a new file to parry with starting stats.
[Re: post about Elden Ring's clear percentage being at 20%] Everyone else must be playing carefully to perfectly parry everything too... (??)
Tomorrow afternoon:
Deifnitely making naan.
I have lots to do today, yet I played Elden Ring. (death)
It's sudden, but I'm uploading a video at 1 PM today. It's a new song.
Sorry it's not a parry video. Thanks in advance.
- Me
I feel like I'm close to doing Crucible with starting stats but I can't do it... The tail's tricky.
Crucible Knight's harder to parry than it looks.
Godly game. #ParryInTheForgottenLands
It seemed like I could've beaten Tree Sentinel with initial stats, but I took too many hits to be satisfied, so I died.
What kind of clown said it'd probably be easier to parry Tree Sentinel??? It's me.
It's stupid-hard, but I learned the method... I learned the method...
I understand Tree Sentinel completely. #ParryInTheForgottenLands
I've learned that when parrying Tree Sentinel, you have to do it from a close range.
The way iai slashes work is that it activates as long as you press the attack input during the timing window, and I thought Elden Ring's parries were a similar deal, but it seems they might be totally different... (even if you get the right timing, you can fail a bunch depending on your position)
Are people who beat Tree Sentinel with parries messed up in the head????
I've come to get a feel for parrying, so I challenged Tree Sentinel thinking it'd be easy, and I now I'm like, I can't parry this at all??????
Though you can't deathblow Tree Sentinel, I feel it might actually be simpler to just stop it with parries rather than time your rolls to avoid the the close combo attacks.
[Re: a clip from when she first started Elden Ring] I wasn't parryin' one bit two months ago...
Sure enough, it's Sekiro, huh...
Which one has the best-feeling parrying? [Poll]
- Elden Ring [22.8%]
- Sekiro [40.6%]
- Bloodborne [19.1%]
- Dark Souls [17.4%]
That's right.
RT @FLAROUS OSTER's composing using Elden Ring, I see.
I've never seen someone saying "choose a job" who goes and compensates for the loss that results from choosing a job.
It's bad manners to tell creators "choose a job." Let's instead say "I'll send you 100 million yen each month, so only do jobs that make me happy."
Does anyone else get the Kirby in the Forgotten Land song in their head whenever Spokesman Kirby appears on TV???
My hug pillow got torn and I threw it out, so I have nothing left to hug... Let me hug you...
You've been neglecting covers for two months...
[Re: Scandal Makers Tesroset clip] When can I hear the full version of this???
I wanna do a follower musical with my followers... Followers...!
[Retweets an Alice in Musicland cover] Wha, this song's super fun with people singing it together, I'm glad...
All I can offer is an image that'll make a select few otaku shout, but once I have an estimate, I'll give a proper announcement, so please forgive me.
#VocaloidCollection2022Spring
Doesn't the first-person pronoun "boku" becoming a second-person pronoun only when talking to little boys seem like it'd be super confusing for Japanese learners?
At the very least I haven't found anyone else parrying with a pink nude bald character, so I'll do my best standing out that way. (?)
Finding your own forms of enjoyment and giving your all at it is the most fun thing, so you should do that.
I'm sure there are lots of people better than me uploading game videos too, but if you were like "would you not make music if I made better music than you?", I'd be like no way, so ultimately I just do it because I wanna...
You mustn't limit the things you do just because "there's already someone else doing it."
My sympathies.
RT @ledcrow I want to tell OSTER-san how it felt when I found a Vocaloid producer I used to love playing Elden Ring with a bizarre character.
Kiyo-san screams more when he finds a Stone Talus than when he's playing horror games.
"When uploading something like a game video for the first time, do your best to make it appealing for everyone to watch!"
Me: "Maybe I'll parry with an all-pink bald character..."
For real, if I keep messing around with Elden Ring like this, it'll be Monster Hunte release day before I know it, so upload a Parry in the Forgotten Lands video every 2 days.
Uploaded. Today's a damageless episode. Thanks in advnace. :shield:
[New Elden Ring Video]
:lollipop: Parry in the Forgotten Lands VS Elemer of the Briar
#EldenRing #TesrosetTransmission #ParryInTheForgottenLands
It's quaint how there are religious factions even when it comes to how to handle parrying.
Today's video is going up at 7 PM.
This is exactly why I want to progress so carefully and why it's become a game I'll never clear in my life.
With both Morgott and Alecto, after doing my own parry run, I've learned how to handle moves I wasn't able to solve and want to go back and try it out, but I can't... That is Elden Ring.
I envy young people, wish I'd been born as a young person.
The ulcer that formed in my gums'll never heal, it hurts...
I actualy keep making tiny edits to the logo every time.
