OSTER project's Twitter

Translations of tweets from @fuwacina. For an archive of other Vocaloid-related Twitters I no longer keep up with, go here.

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July 24th, 2022

Wanna swap my lower half with a young person's.

Even after a night's sleep, my back isn't better... It's over...

Today's dream: Kirby and the Forgotten Land 2.

July 23rd, 2022

Listening to this, it doesn't really sound like a song whining about not wanting to break up, does it????

On the other hand, musicals are where it's okay to make whining about not wanting to break up with a guy you're dating dramatic.

Suddenly remembered how there was this musical I'd never even watched, and the songs were in English so I didn't know what they were about, but it had a song I liked a lot, so I watched it wondering what kind of dramatic scene it's sung during, and it was a song just whining about not wanting to break up with the man she was dating.

They all go to chiropractors.

None of the women in my songs have back pain or anything. I'm envious.

I have two screenshots in my camera roll of alarms I don't remember at all, so I'm pretty sleepy.

The strongest energy, more than dreams, more than hope, is curses. You can cutely tie a ribbon on a curse and call it a dream if you want.

I have a theory that cute songs are born from the curse of wanting to be cute.

Listening to a cute song makes me wanna be cute, it hurts (it hurts)

That kitty game everyone's talking about... cats... Palicos... Gotta play Sunbreak...

I really wanna play the kitty game... [Stray]

Anchor points are an evil custom.

I woke up to escape a nightmare where I just couldn't make videos in After Effects the way I wanted.

July 22nd, 2022

Me: "If you look at my YouTube channel now, it's basically nothing but game videos."
:necktie: "There's no way, hahaha"
Me: (Yes, there is way..........)
[Screenshots of 21 game videos from her channel]

I'm an evil middle-aged gamer woman who's good at composing. Thank you for watching today.

["Thank you~"]

Considering that there might be a type of molester who quietly shows you their phone reading "Are you being molested?"

I've left Tesroset behind. I can't take them into this battle.

Person who has to preface with "in the flesh" when she appears on a TV program.

July 21st, 2022

I'm totally exhausted from living today, but tomorrow I'm appearing on a live stream, so my regards.

Humans sure are lonely!!

Not saying I don't feel like I belong at home.

While I think it's a good thing labor-wise that there are fewer 24-hour restaurants, it means there's nowhere to waste time late at night, so what do I do if the need arises?

July 20th, 2022

Whenever people use the phrase "___ of the century," it's standard to make the comeback "ain't the century only just started?", but ain't it been over 20 years since the century started?

My back's the worst it's been all century... :smile with halo:

July 19th, 2022

I attempted a kind of song I honestly probably wouldn't have outside of this project, so I hope you'll catch sight of it.

Practically speaking, there's probably an incredibly high likelihood of me not getting views at all, but of course I made the song with all my might, so please check it out.

[Retweeting news about the Colorless Nameless Fest closing submissions with over 3000 entries] Find me among the 3000 songs... Go ahead...

Going on-site today for the first time in 50 billion years. Here's to a good match.

July 18th, 2022

I'm beat even in the winter, so I don't think it's the heat beating me.

July 17th, 2022

Thanks for coming to the stream... Gave up at MR... 99... :smile with halo:

[4.5 hours later] Still not at 100. :smile with halo:

Starting!

In about 10 minutes:
I'll be practicing longsword and getting up to MR100.
Come watch plz. :peace sign: #TesrosetTransmission
[Monster Hunter Rise Sunbreak] Wanna Go Up to MR100 [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]

July 16th, 2022

When it comes to things to do at 5 AM, ain't no option but Malzeno time attacks, right?

Especially in fields like games where your proficiency is quantified in a visible way, it'll kill your motivation comparing yourself against others too much, so I want to put having fun first. So incredibly unsuited for competitive games.

If you compare yourself to others too much and are only like "man, I can't do that," you'll lose motivation, so occasionally spending time to hole up in your narrow world and soak in "I'm great for being able to do this!" is important too. Balancing retreating into your world with learning about the world around you is key. I'm serious.

In both games and music, essentially, it gets boring the moment things reach saturation. It's all about how many new things you can discover while keeping it up.

Ultimately, that's room to grow, so there's also the joy of having found room to grow.

Don't you feel super vexed when you're like "I could've never come up with this myself"????

Doing music, maybe the most vexing and most enjoyable moments are when I encounter something I hadn't even imagined.

I'm bad at living, but I'm at least good at making music.

Just living is a passing grade.

Ending up having just a garbage day.

July 15th, 2022

I'm so bad at Monster Hunter!!!!

No-Broth-Noodles Rajang (special species)

[Photo of on-screen text in a TV show: "No-Broth Rajang Noodles"] Sounds like they're gonna go into a rage.

July 14th, 2022

Given I was out at a cafe just drinking coffee by myself this late at night, I wonder if people assumed I was someone who didn't feel like she belonged at home.

All delicious meals are served on huge plates. In other words, no matter what the meal, it becomes delicious if you serve it on a huge plate.

July 13th, 2022

Went out for the first time in a while, and there was a superbly-dressed lady on the train.

[Replying to the previous one of these from May 21st] Yet another new work has come in, at about the same frequency as the Frappuccino.
[Using your name, there is an unpaid
In the process of compiling private information, I learned well that you are a big fan of sites publishing adult content, and are called a regular customer.
Checking porn sites, watching obscene porn videos, while reaching intense climax, you endure lots of pleasure and agonize, don't you.
To speak about the truth, I have recorded an obscene solo scene centered on you, and I couldn't help but make a special video exposing a lonely sexy session ending with the sight of your climax.]

"Name the four Champions from Breath of the Wild!"
"K-Kass!"

July 12th, 2022

Laughing at people who can't do things you say it's natural to be able to do is such a despicable act...

Having the drive to want to attempt making such and such kind of song is a blessed thing. Keeping up the same thing for 20 years, it seems like normally you'd hit saturation, but you can grow as long as you don't stop taking things in.

[Retweeting said article] I just saw it in the news now, but this article was from 2 days ago, was it...

I want them to only show news stories that're like "they accidentally distributed the same card to everyone at a bingo tournament, so everyone got bingo at once."

July 11th, 2022

It's no use saying woulda-coulda-shoulda, but I got 7:30 with 1 death, so I could probably get around 6 and a half minutes for a clean run...

It was going so well thoughhh!!!!!

I just keep resetting quests, so I'm not going up in MR...

Even if you're like "you don't have to take it so serious," that's the only way I know how to live...

So jealous of people who think of games as something you play with others.

It peeves me that I'm workin' this hard on Monster Hunter yet I'm still better at making music.

I'm from the dial-up connection generation.

[Twitter screenshot: "Japan Trends: Computer Granny (Trending Topic: Horror)"]

Who're you callin' "computer granny"? Say that again, I dare ya.

Please, motorcycles, drive in silence.

I was making a song and it sounded discordant so I thought I'd made a mistake somewhere, but apparently it was just a motorcycle driving outside, so could you stop?

Even I've forgotten which song I made, you see.

You absolutely won't guess it, so rest easy.

[Re: Colorless Nameless Fest] About this from yesterday, it's a festival sort of thing that's like "Let's all try posting songs concealing the composer's name!" It's being held form the 28th to 31st of this month.
I'll give those who guess my song the gift of prestige. Please make predictions and look forward it.

July 10th, 2022

I'm participating in the Colorless Nameless Fest! #ColorlessNamelessFest
My regards for the coming match.
[Photo showing the completed submission screen for the NicoNico Vocaloid event, where all submissions are anonymous with barebones videos]

[Retweeting Alcohol Song] Please join in singing the anthem of the Freedom Drinker's Party.

I generally don't talk about politics on the timeline, but in today's election, I showed my will as a citizen by voting for the Freedom Drinker's Party. [Name of a T-shirt-selling charity organization]

Election manga.

I've finished voting. With this, Japan is in my hands.

If you were a dog who's bad at swimming, you'd be praised as cute, yet no one will praise you as cute if you're a human who's bad at fitting into society. It's not right.

July 9th, 2022

Master Rank Valstrax is so strong I LOLed.

Malzeno 6:XX seems doable.

Is there no salvation for longsword users?

July 8th, 2022

Apologies.
Sure enough, I'll tweet boobs too.

Bazelgeuse
Khezu

Today I won't tweet anything but poop and dicks.

July 7th, 2022

Let's all enter the Tarotaro Cup together.

My primary activity is increasing the number of longsword users.

RT @Chikasato_Yoha I'm quietly making a list to see tweets from famous composers and Vocaloid producers to increase my motivation for composing, but thanks to OSTER-san, who boasts an overwhelming number of tweets on that list, my interest in Monster Hunter has shot up.

July 6th, 2022

Beer you drink after getting naked in front of others is the most delicious.

A facility where you can get naked in front of people and not get yelled at.

I'm going to the hot spring. Please don't look for me.

July 5th, 2022

All of a sudden, I remembered seeing this comment on a video like "I'm not looking for this kind of thing from an OSTER song" and getting mad, but thinking about it now, I should've left it at "And I'm not looking for that kind of comment from you," and got mad at myself for going and getting mad at such a stupid single comment.

A warning to myself who's pointlessly staying up.

Hey, everybody!
I'm Health Man!
The hero who protects everyone's health!
Attention all those reading this tweet!

Stop pointlessly staying up and go to bed. [3:21 AM]

Now, what dream should I aspire to next?

Dreams for the Future

Grade School: Pianist
Middle School: Composer
High School: Composer
College: Composer
My Twenties: Popular Composer

My Thirties: Healthy Person Good at Monster Hunter

I wanna be strong.

I know the people saying it don't mean it that way, so it's entirely my own mind to blame, but it's kinda like being told that once you're established as being "the such-and-such person," no other form of you has any worth, and maybe that's scary to me. Weakling.

When I say I want to get good at games and someone says something like "You can make music, so just be satisfied with that," I feel like I'm being saddled with a curse of never being recognized for anything but making music no matter how much work I put into other things and despair, does anyone get this????

:family: [two women, two girls] Yuck, rainy season...
:earth: Ended the rainy season early for ya.
:family: Now there's a drought, though...
:earth: Made ya a typhoon.
What is the management even doing????

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