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September 2nd, 2021

I'm truly very fulfilled having been given the ultimate punchline... I wonder why I'm feeling such satisfaction about not being verified... Maybe I'm a masochist.

A song made out of a message saying "we can't verify that you're famous" getting an article from a famous media outlet is like something out of a rakugo story...

Even if Twitter-kun doesn't recognize me, Natalie-kun did, so I'll keep doing my best to be me tomorrow.

But really, seeing people so famous I don't remotely compare get rejected by Twitter too, I have no idea what their standards are...

Thank you very much.

[Re: Message From Twitter video stats] LOLing at 200,000 plays.

Like, seriously, why...

- Submit a request for Twitter verification ← Uh-huh
- Get a message that my request has been rejected ← Uh-huh
- Make the message from Twitter into a song ← The usual
- Reiji Okii plays the bass ← Why????
- Natalie.mu: "OSTER project Makes Song Out of "A Message From Twitter"" ← Why????

Karaoke version. Please sing it. I'll do anything. #Dominowns

[Retweeting Sister Claire's verified checkmark tweet again] Glad my fave was able to get verified... :swirly fish cake:

This is what happens when adults wage a joke competition.

OSTER project Makes Song Out of "A Message From Twitter," With Reiji Okii On Bass
That ain't it... Natalie-san, your sense of humor is too advanced...

Looking back on this past year of activity and being like "What in the world have I been doing????"

Here is my cover of the Valstrax song. [Links it]

I'm a Vtuber hunter who, to show people the joy of music, does streams making impromptu medleys from viewer submissions, sequences songs with a 3-minute time limit, and gives Yobikomi-kun an idol debut with the power of arrangement. My weapon is longsword. I can hunt Valstrax in 4:17. My regards.

The account of a psychopath who tries to get verified by sending Twitter an article about not being verified by Twitter.

[Screenshot from Twitter Help Center about attaching references from within the past 6 months] So what you're saying is, I should submit again including Natalie.mu's article as a reference?

Such an unexpected article, I can't help but think, though knowing it to be terribly rude, are Natalie.mu's writers bored or what?????

I'm dying laughing, lmao

[Retweeting an article from Natalie.mu: "OSTER project Makes Song Out of "A Message From Twitter," With Reiji Okii On Bass"] Natalie-san... lol

Tag mayhem.

RT @okiireiji [Retweeting Message From Twitter Season 2] This was fun, lol #OsterProject #TesrosetTransmission #TWEEDEES #Cymbals #JustBassistThings

I've surpassed 48,000 followers. I'm sorry.

I want to live doing stupid stuff with talented people who like doing stupid stuff.

No kidding.

RT @q07a_ Bass: Reiji Okii ←????????

Me: "Twitter-kun! I'm a composer! Verify me, plz!"
Twitter-kun: "Whadda heck, all she does is play Monster Hunter... Ain't verifyin' this..."

If messages from Twitter keep going viral like this, maybe the day will come that even Twitter recognizes my fame. (??)

You okay with your first collab with an artist you aspire to being a message from Twitter?

RT @GentoMiyano "Bass: Reiji Okii"
HWAH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Do I have to submit requests using all the new methods, get rejected, and receive all the different sets of lyrics from Twitter???

[Image zooming in on the "Bass: Reiji Okii" part of her own tweet] ?? :thinking face: ???????

"This is a message from Twitter." 2nd season
Lyrics: Twitter
Composition: Me
Vocals: Kiritan
Bass: Reiji Okii
[The lyrics are a different message saying her account did not meet the requirements for verification. The "Go to Twitter" button is again included.]

Uploading a new song.

NOON

September 1st, 2021

Wanna become an elder dragon.

I'm losing to Magnamalo in mental fortitude. Magnamalo's heart is stronger, so I can't win.

Can't beat Magnamalo...

This Monster Hunter game's too hard for me.

[Retweeting Sister Claire noticing she got a verified checkmark] So Sister Claire is the real deal...

Kinda feels like I was drawing desperately with all I've got. (then draw desperately with all you've got)

Got no idea how I was drawing then...

Thinking I might've been better at drawing before...

In fact, giving the example of pebbles and gems in the first place shows I'm stuck in the preconception that gems are more valuable than pebbles. Living free of preconceptions is hard.

On the other hand, if someone values something, then even if it's hard for you to see it that way, you can't forget that it's a precious gem to that person.

So as worthless as someone else might think you are, that's nothing more than that person's interpretation of the world, so it's no use letting it trouble you. You should look at the wider world. It has Chibi Maruko-chan decal cars in it, for instance.

When something that's a pebble to other people feels like a gem to you, you should treasure it.

Value is something that can only exist in your own individual interpretation.

I grew up listening to Disney songs, so I like ballads.

beautiful song like my heart :shedding tear: #Dominowns

Lately I've been submitting demos for work with temporary Kiritan vocals, and I've been sincerely asked "who's singing this?" several times. Kiritan's amazing.

I'm smart from looking up fancy words for lyrics all the time, so I know that Boulanger is different from a brassiere.

I want a new monster from the Monster Hunter Rise Capcom collab, even if it's just the Blue Badger.

It's about to be a year since I started being told "LOL, when did OSTER become a Vtuber?"

Theory: The "Sister" in Sister Claire is the familial "sister."

A foie gras faux pas. (joke)

It's sad for it to have become September before I could do a joke I wanted to do in August.

Only on Tesroset Transmission will you hear YouTube channel members called MyMixis.

When the official account is a bit of a Tesroset shipper.

Ba de ya,
Today starts September

Good morning. [Screenshot of a YouTube comment on Suki! Yuki! Maji-Magic arrangement: "Went back to listen to this, and truly, Superbly-Dressed Lady-san is a genius."]

August 31st, 2021

Here's Roset-chan doing an imitation of a Star Fox 64 boss. #TesrosetTransmission
["The guy who goes "My emperor... I've faaailed you!"... Like, in the first stage, Corneria, if you take the shortcut - well, not a shortcut. There's a boss for if you take the branch split, and one for if you don't. And the boss you get on the branch is like... "Who ARE you guys?!" "We're Star Fox!" "You'll never defeat Androsssss!" BWWWWRRRRRAAAAAH. Like that."]

I'm an otaku who calls all the Star Fox 64 characters by their full names.

Tesroset Transmission is supported by such an elite viewer base that whether I'm talking about Star Fox 64, or programming, or space, there's always someone who knows a bunch about it...

There's a bunch of references like "14 billion" and "background radiation"...

Speaking of space motifs, there's the song Galaxies on Parchment.

I like talking about space...

I talked a ton for over 3 hours, it was fun, bwaaah... Hope to see you again. :bowing woman:

Starting!

Roseko's Room tonight!

I look down as I walk,
So that I don't squish the cicadas [parodying Ue o Muite Arukou]

I want to be a godly artist, a pro hunter, and a furry girl. I have lots of dreams.

[Twitter screenshot: "(Redacted) added you to their List "Those With the Qualities of a Godly Artist""] I wish I was...

"I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys 'R' Us kid!"
But only grown-ups can sing that song...

Let's all celebrate Miku-chan together.

:clock: Tonight at 9 PM:
Gonna chat, chat, chat! Send in your Marshmallows! #TesrosetTransmission
[Freestyle Chat] End of Summer Chat, Reading Marshmallows [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]

It's absolutely a bug that you can only feel the worth youth has once you lose it.

I too will have my 14th twentieth birthday this year. I hope for your continued support.

I DON'T WANNA GROW UP!!!!!

When a young person around 20 shows up, I'm like "amazin' to see someone starting so young!", but then I get told "didn't you do that 14 years ago?" and go "bwaaaaah" from all kinds of feelings.

It's wild thinking how if Miku-san is 14, I've aged 14 years since then.

It all started here...
[Hatsune Miku] VOC@LOID in Love (Fixed Version) [Original Song]

(Tesroset-chan's first anniversary is 9/5... Thanks in advance...)

Congrats on another year, Miku-san! :balloon: (repost from last year) #HatsuneMikuBirthdayParty2021

August 30th, 2021

That being said, please look forward to it.

That's right, even when I'm saying crude things out loud, deep down I'm just dedicated to delivering my art to everyone. Poopie.

Official stance: "It'd definitely feel good to say crude things with a verified checkmark, y'know...?"
True feelings: "I want a verified checkmark as a means to get more people to know about my works..."

If Twitter has requested a sequel, then very well...

[In response to a part about them being unable to confirm that she's someone famous] It's so funny how mildly they basically wrote "LAWL, you're not famous. If you think you've gotten famous, well then go ahead and submit, buddy."

Maybe it's a second verse?

[Screenshot of the full message with different wording than before] So, uh, the lyrics are different from last time?? lol

RT @g9v9g_mirei @fuwacina You mean... you're a fake?!

Envious of people who are real.

Applications for Twitter verification end in two ways, accepted or not accepted, so the odds of being accepted are 1/2. This means the odds of not being accepted twice in a row are 1/4. Three attempts would be 1/8. So by my calculations, my next submission will have an 87.5% chance of being accepted.

I'm afraid I don't get what you're saying.

[Screenshot of notice that her Twitter verification request was denied] ???????? :thinking face: ????

Now everyone gives augs saucy looks.

For real, I think I gained over 10,000 from this series.

[Retweeting the original aug lecture video] #IGainedFollowersFromThis

What is a "musical Vtuber"...

If I get 2:XX Magnamalo, I wanna submit a speedrun video.

Since yesterday, I've been watching documentaries about people aiming for Rubik's Cube world records and speedrun videos and stuff and getting emotional all by myself.

August 29th, 2021

Once I get a sub-4-minute Valstrax, I'm having surgery. [Probably a joking inversion of "once I have this surgery, I'll ___" rather than serious. Probably.]

It's not like I'm going to stop eating octopus with wasabi no matter what other people think, so I suppose there's no point to the question.

What do you think of this woman eating octopus with wasabi and drinking at 3 AM? I'm happy.

I think I can make a variety of styles relatively well, but I like working in my personal touches no matter the genre... (like weird chords)

RT @crab_kanikani There are a lot of people these days with such a wonderfully unique identity that you can listen to a part of any song and tell it's by them, but OSTER-san's songs always have variety and spontaneity like an overturned toy box that gives them a sense of surprise and excitement, and on top of that are recognizable as OSTER project if you listen carefully, which I love... (talking fast)

Putting together an assortment of styles I don't do often led to a lot of selections from this album [Recursive Call].

A catalog of sorts to show I can make all sorts of songs. Please let me work here. #OSTERproject #TesrosetTransmission
["The style everyone probably knows: Cat and Balloons
Something kinda Mediterranean: Sicilian Sun
Something rock 'n' roll: Protrusism
Something future-Bass-ish: kissing fish
Something with amazin' violin: ORIENTAL INSPIRATION
Something hardcore: The Voice of the Market
Something hardcore 2: PSYCHIC IGNITION feat. YURiCa/Hanatan
Something fusion-esque: Recursive Call
Something emotional: Give This Relation A Name
Something Eurobeat-y: Song When the Molcars Put the Pedal to the Metal
Something orchestral: demon fire
Something disco-like: Rice Disco"]

I have enough YouTube members to add one more custom emote, so what would be a good one?

Theory: I don't notice key changes in my own songs because I don't understand what key I'm making the song in to begin with.

I make music by how it sounds and feels rather than with chords, so I don't get chords.

I'm musically illiterate, so I tend to write Bb at times when it should be A#.

It's true...

RT @LAUR1200 I want somebody to understand.
[Diagram of a piano keyboard. "Recognition of Black Keys / (between C and D) Absolutely C# / (between D and E) D#, but sometimes Eb / (between F and G) Absolutely F# / (between G and A) Absolutely G# / (between A and B) I don't care what anyone says, it's Bb"]

Wanna make a video that's like an assorted catalog showing people I can make a variety of songs.

Link posting a photo of a tasty-looking lunch to social media: "Sheeeaahhh!!!" ["share"]

Massive Bazongas Girl Link!!! (Smash announcer voice)

Wish I'd checked how massive bazongas girl Link felt... ("felt" doing a lot of work here)

In my dream, I was like "they sure added a bunch of characters to Smash recently!" and looking for Link, but in addition to Links for every version, there was stuff like a girl Link with massive bazongas, it was total chaos.

Had a dream I played Smash Bros. in a room filled with stacks of Asahi Super Dry.

August 28th, 2021

Tiramisu! (give me energy)

I took a nap, yet I still don't have much energy...

This stream took a bunch of stamina, but it was super fun, so I wanna try it again.

I made a retro arrangement medley by picking viewers' song suggestions on stream. #TesrosetTransmission
Made a Retro Arrangement Medley From Viewer Suggestions

August 27th, 2021

I made a video of the retro medley stream, so I'll upload it tomorrow.

Marriage interview.

??? #TesrosetArt

I won't ask for much, I just wanna wear cute clothes and have a fancy lunch and go shopping and when I get tired go to a cafe to chat and at night go to a stylish Italian restaurant and eat pizza and get happily drunk on lots of wine, so when do you think we could make that happen?

The Wind Rises has such a feel of "this is what yearning for the sky got me."

My kitty makes the smell my kitty makes.

I'm busy with my job of just sniffing my cat and going "stinks like a cat!"

Not the wind, but a human...

I cried.

This ending's painful in every sense...

The bride looks like she's ready to fight someone in hanafuda.

Loving someone since the moment they caught your hat is pretty wild.

The creatures known as creators don't think so much about what values other people see in their creations, just about giving the beautiful things in their head form in reality.

I understand too well that this is how creators are...

The Wind Rises's music is super good...

Just listening to conversations between smart people makes you feel good.

It's cool more or less knowing the timeline since I just recently restudied modern history.

[Watching The Wind Rises] Guess I'll raise some wind...

In my dream, I was being pet a ton like a dog and got happy like a dog, so I might be a dog.

Dreamt I went to hang out at the house of someone I've never met...

Since multi-installment payments are like "If you have something you'd be willing to make a contract with me to accomplish and the resolve to do it, then I'll lend you my power!", right?

I feel like a mascot for multi-installment payments shouldn't be something cute like a baby boar [in reference to a card for that purpose with such a mascot], but rather some sort of demon.

I greet my kitty every day like "Mornin'!!", but they've never replied, but every day I greet my kitty like "Mornin'!!"

Lingering feeling of yesterday's stream being fun.

August 26th, 2021

Give me a doujinshi where, after considering at length how to do manzai that doesn't hurt people, Pekopa goes back in time to an Earth before humanity was born, but in a primeval world where there's no one to hurt but also no one to make laugh, they just keep doing manzai at empty space...

I received a red Super Chat today, so I'll need to purchase chateaubriand soon... :meat:

On today's stream, when Balalaika was requested after I'd made Moskau then Mirakuru Mimika, I worried I might never escape the tundra and freeze to death. :Russian flag:

The vote's super split between the middle two options.

Once the stream ended, I'd used so much energy that I can't move from bed...

Aim for 50,000...

Passed 44,000 subscribers to my channel! :wave: Gonna keep doing my best.

It's interesting how both Gatchaman and Devilman are structured with an opener wondering about the mysterious protagonist's identity.

Theory of old anime songs that the starting lines are the most memorable.

I feel like I'd be unsure if you asked me where the chorus is in Devilman's Song, too... Maybe it's a common occurrence in old anime songs.

It's an unusually structured song, and impressive how people know and can sing all parts of it, not just a chorus...

It's like, if someone asked you to sing Mezase Pokemon Master, where would you start from... I can't imagine there's many people who would start from "Things going well always and every time," right???

I got curious about this during the stream: which part do you think is the chorus of Mezase Pokemon Master? [Poll]
- Whether in fire, or in water... [3.1%]
- Things going well always and every time... [52.2%]
- Ah, how I long to be... [38.8%]
- I'll get you, Pokemon! [5.9%]

This project was seriously so much fun.

Done with the stream!! Completed a 10-song medley in 3 and a half hours based on the voice of the viewers! :clap: :clap: :clap: (not saying it's 10 songs)
[Photo of final track list: "1. Gurenge, 2. Moskau, 3. Mirakuru! Mimika Number One, 4. Matsuken Samba II, 5. Guru Guru Dokkan, 6. GET WILD, 7. YUME Biyori, 8. Calamari Inkantation, 9. Family Mart, 10. Theme of McDonald's Fries"]

Doing more...
[Real Time Composition Stream] Viewer Participation! Impromptu Retro Arrangement Medley Continued [Tesroset Transmission]

I wanna go a little longer, so I'll schedule another timeslot. :crying:

To think Cubase-kun would crash on stream...

Currently finishing the fourth song!

Startinggg!

Before the stream, I cleaned the toilet. Add like 5 million points.

Casually drew my first pixel art.

I thought I'd played quite a bit of Monster Hunter, but I still haven't hit 500 hours.

:clock: Tonight at 8:30:

Doing a stream where I pick songs viewers suggest on the spot, create impromptu retro arrangements, and form a medley. :space invader:
Would be nice to make about 5 or 6 songs in 3 hours... (not saying I can) #TesrosetTransmission
[Real Time Composition Stream] Viewer Participation! Impromptu Retro Arrangement Medley [Tesroset Transmission]

[Replying to retro medley teaser] Is it okay if I do this, say, tonight??? Sure!

August 25th, 2021

"Sinless Fried Chicken" is such an incredible, deeply ironic product name; humans assigning sin to an object as they see fit, then making a farcical show out of doing away with it to make it appear to have special value, a hollow act which is itself the real "sin" humans have committed... (???

[Riddle] What's the the most evil kind of chicken meal?
[Answer] What is evil to begin with? What is good? Couldn't we humans who push a dichotomy of good and evil on others based on our own values be considered the most evil beings of all?

coming soon

["Impromptu Retro Arrangement Medley / Viewer participation!! / #TesrosetTransmission"]

[Screenshot of Monster Hunter Rise trending] I'm happy just seeing Rise in the trends.

Should've played the recorder, too.

I just casually did the song and art and video and singing for Song of Super Chat all myself, so I'm great.

Over 20,000 yen for Yamazaki 12 Year Old...?

A version of Song of Super Chat starting with a Strong Zero toast for a blue Super Chat, up to to a Yamazaki 12 Year Old toast for a red Super Chat.

(wanting to know what she'd toast with)

A song I want Claire-san to sing... Song of Super Chat...

RT @SisterCleaire [Wanted] Please tell me if there's any songs you want Sister Claire to sing or dance to...!

In order to do manzai that doesn't hurt people, you need to go to a time before humanity was born. (because people will be hurt)

Guy who's like "See, I have this complex that's really troubling me..." and shows you a complex compound number question.

I always injure my right index finger specifically on days I do makeup. Is this a curse?

My tongue hurts from burning it on stew yesterday.

August 24th, 2021

Having no pain in your body is happiness.

Want my body to get better tomorrow.

I figured it'd be the best Monster Hunters ong to do a jazz remix of, but in truth, there are so few other candidates... (remixing monster songs seems super tough)

I love the cute dango animation, but it makes me suddenly long for cat food.

I can go for like an hour coming up with arrangements like this and not getting bored.

:kissing cat face: #MonsterHunterRise #Dominowns

Innocent Revolver also sounds pretty horse-like...

Onto the final straightaway, it's Recursive Function in the lead, followed by Second Piercing, Meteor Drive coming from the outside, Meteor Drive is moving up!!

All my songs with katakana titles are starting to look like names of horses to me now.

When I'm making instrumental songs, it gets me more excited if I start with the title before making it, so I wanna think of a title in advance, but I'm having trouble...

Dunno where to start with making a CD...

Doesn't a stream where I take songs commented by viewers and make beepy arrangements to create a medley on the spot sound like tuns of fun???

I got cocky and made a ton of stew, so I might be having stew until I die.

I'm not a Monster Hunter girl, I'm the youkai known as Monster-Hunter-onna.

Wicked Shonen Jump: "Victory, victory, victory."

Victory, victory, victory.

August 23rd, 2021

I aspire to be an amusin' woman good at games, so I wanna get good.

YouTuber who's harsh on themselves: "If you liked this video, don't forget to like and subscribe! If you thought it sucked, be sure to downvote and unsubscribe!"

Godzilla vs. Vim vs. Emacs

The Oedo Line's Shinjuku station, the closest place to the Earth's core.

Crappy video creator.

My new song. #TesrosetTransmission
["Round and pink Oedo Line
Passing through the center is the Tozai Line" (Roset: "Wanna go abovegrooound!!")]

Can't stop the stupid-ass ideas!!

I'm making another stupid-ass joke video.

The song I finished yesterday and thought was godly is still godly listening to it today, so I think it's godly.

RT @NijisoraShion I was worried about when OSTER-san was going to sleep, but thankfully she seems to be sleeping now.
Sleep deprivation can shorten your lifespan, after all.
I just got up now [12 PM]. Good morning. :sleepy face:

August 22nd, 2021

Queen of the morning. [7 AM]

If you feel good, then it's all good. :OK sign:

Humans are sense slaves, unable to detect anything outside of their five senses.

Help me, Kant-kun.

Even so, if the day comes when such virtual realities can be created, it's possible that the dimension we see as reality now would be extra-dimensional to that virtual world, which is interesting.

Even those quantum mechanics are no more than what we believe are the rules of the world we see as reality, so there's no telling if they apply as the rules of a dimension beyond ours, and in the end it's pointless to think about. The end.

If what we call human consciousness is, from a quantum mechanics perspective, just made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons, then if you could replicate the same arrangement inside a computer, couldn't you replicate consciousness?

There's a theory this world could just be a virtual reality our real-world brains are connected to by plugs. But if our brains in the virtual world were just designed as organs to think with, I feel like presuming our brains in the real world take a similar form wouldn't really line up with it being a virtual reality.

how to rewind time

past 3am why [formatted like a search query]

I'm working on a new porno, so hold on.

That's good, that's good... (???)

RT @irises_warm I think of OSTER-san as the porno director of the Vocaloid world.
All the songs she makes are so sexy.

I forgot that YouTube members were called "members" and said "MyMixis" for some reason... (??)

I wanna make 50,000 more songs for Vtubers.

It's hard to respond to comments while making music, so I really do wanna make chat streams a regular occurrence.

Wanna talk with everybody on stream...

For a Japanese person, having a hot spring might be an even bigger advantage than an oil field.

If you want me as your girlfriend,
You better bring an oil field

I shall become Uber Eats.

All the BGM that plays in Tesroset 3-Minute Cooking is self-made.

Whenever there's the vomit alert, if it seems like the cat's going to barf on the futon, there's time to move them onto the floor, so accidents can be avoided.

Just before my cat throws up, they go ":black cat: Nan-yan-yan-yan-yan-ya..." like some sort of vomit alert, which is helpful, but is it just my cat that does this???

August 21st, 2021

I wanna eat something
What is it I wanna eat?
I'm still searching for that now

I ate all my buns, so I can't make hot dogs anymore... Sad.

Before I knew it, it was past midnight... The song's complete...!!

Gettin' started!

For some reason I mix up 8 PM and 10 PM...

Not 8 PM, 10 PM! Why yooooou!

Scheduled fer 8 PM! See ya then!
[Real Time Composition Stream] Making a Sssssexy Kaito x Meiko Song 4 (Final) [Tesroset Transmission]

I wanna post songs rapid-fire in preparation for the CD release, so I'm walking 500 miles and 500 more in search of people who'll draw and make videos for me.

Today's the episode where I make a super cool outro.

S'okay if I do a composition stream around 10 PM? S'okay!

YouTuber who mixes in metal too and causes a supernova.

Scary YouTuber: "Today, I'm going to create helium from hydrogen!"

I'm not feeling very good, but it's not like I have days where I'm feeling incredible to start with.

For the sake of my creation schedule, I wanna finish making the Kai-Mei song today, so maybe I'll do a night stream.

Scary how if Tanu-san [fans of Sister Claire] come to see what the person who arranged Claire-san's song is like, the first thing they'll see will be a video of Claire-san rapidly poking a dog girl lounging inside a takoyaki maker.

Porco Rosso (well-cooked pork)

A cooking show video about speedrunning song creation. #TesrosetTransmission

Enjoy the stupid-ass video I'm about to upload as well.

Sister Claire...

RT @SisterCleaire As announced, the CD's release date will be September 29th... :sparkle:
I was chosen to sing Mobekimasu-san's "If...", arranged by my beloved OSTER project-san... :revolving hearts:

Wha? You mean Tsunku♂-san's going to listen to my arrangement...?!?!

[Announcement]
Coming 9/29! On "In a Huge Universe, There is Song!", an album with songs produced by Tsunku♂-san, rearranged by Vocaloid producers, and sung by Vtubers, I did the arrangement for "If..." sung by Sister Claire! :bell: :bell: :bell:
It turned out incredibly cute, so look forward to it...!!

Can I make an announcement? Sure!

August 20th, 2021

Tesro-sama's teensy and cute.

If I get drunk, please at least allow me the rudeness of rubbing your belly.

There's tons of people I wanna go drinking with once it's possible.

The sound of cicadas crashing into the window is so scary.

Uploading a stupid video tomorrow afternoon.

Working with your fave is the best kind of stanning... :revolving hearts:

I got to work with Claire-san...!! :crying: :crying: :crying: I'll make another announcement tomorrow while everyone's around...!! :bell:

Now I'm in a steady relationship with Spitfire Chamber Strings.

While Shizuku-chan was dating a violin player, I was dating an SC8850 violin.

The narration was wondering if lots of people saw their younger selves in Shizuku-chan from Whisper of the Heart... Don't make light of the childhoods of gloomy people.

Now then, shall we think of a timeline where Haru-chan and Yuki-chan get together? (???)

Watching them as an adult, Nausicaä and Princess Mononoke and such are crazy entertaining.

Nausicaä being a heroine but killing tons of enemy soldiers is amazing, huh.

The number one Ghibli heroine's gotta be Muta-san...

The Whisper of the Heart Baron has a considerably cuter face.

I'll forever stan Porco Rosso...

Went back to being human, huh...

Your real name is Kohaku River...!!

I also like clear-cut girls.

Cat king, do your best and make Haru-chan a cat!! Please!!

The modeling of Haru-chan's cat-like light muzzle is very good.

It's funny how it's Western-style, but there's just a soy sauce dispenser there.

[Watching The Cat Returns] There are also people who can't become cats even though they want to, you know?????

Theorizing it'd be faster if I arranged it myself instead of searching for the song.

I make incomprehensible works on impulse...

????????

:octopus: #IDrewYouClaireSan

I'm making a cooking show. (not saying I'm going to cook) #TesrosetTransmission

["Tesroset 3-Minute Cooking"]

It can be painful when your likes and your fortes don't match, but I feel like that's due to a preconception in your heart of "if you like something, you have to be good at it," so I want to utterly destroy that sort of thing.

In this era, you die if you can't make your own fun, so I'll become someone who can make fun.

What level of unable to study am I on? I made up the mysterious mascot character Orthonormal Basis Funkitty-chan during my linear algebra classes.

Camp that keeps hopefully rolling the die and is made to drink a lot as a result

Camp that thinks the odds of repeatedly rolling the same number on a die are 1/6 x 1/6 x 1/6 x... and keep going down
Camp that rounds down the past and looks only at the current attempt, so it's always 1/6

August 19th, 2021

Thinking aimlessly about what sort of songs to make for my next album...

My mind is dividing.

Single line I wrung out after 30 minutes: "The fleeting beauty of this night, known only by my heartbeat"
My current feelings: "Wanna eat hot dogs."

Cubase crashed without even a sound, so I'm on Twitter.

Streams for people who find augments and half-diminisheds erotic...

When you say you want to make music, what kind of music you want to make completely changes what you should do. People who want to make music with a captivating tune or beat rather than chords might not find my streams to be any help, I feel like...

Also, for anyone who wants to make songs like mine, I do live composition streams, so come watch. :wave:

Young people are amazing because they have sensibilities only young people have.

RT @_MitchieM #OneThingNewVocaloidProducersShouldDo I was thinking of tweeting something with this hashtag, but I'd seem like an old man eager to offer advice, so I didn't. :sweatdrops:
I felt this so hard that I too could only say something like "wash your hands before eating."

Having the ability to decipher something you made by feel is useful for having a mutual understanding when you're out recording, so in that sense I think it's good to have knowledge of theory, but if it's just you having fun making music, I don't feel like it's essential at all.

I feel like there's always been the question of whether you should learn theory before making music, or make music by feel. I'm completely in the latter camp.

Wash your hands before eating.
#OneThingNewVocaloidProducersShouldDo

Don't you ever get cuteness overload just from seeing your fave search for an apron so they can make sweets???
This ends my report.

Tesro-sama trying to forget their various sorrows with strong drink is cute.

I gotta say, I really like Tesro-sama's Baka Mitai cover...

Tags are useful for when you suddenly want to look back on your work.

[Retweeting a clip from her obscure kanji test stream] I'd like to do kanji tests again too...

[Retweeting the clip of her interrupting drawing to explain spaghettification] I'd like to do a drawing stream again.

But I'm not an oil baron, so all I can do is destroy my right arm sequencing a full orchestra with a mouse.

If I became an oil baron, I'd honestly want to do this with all my songs.

I've had a few other songs performed by a symphony, but Alice was orchestral to start with, so it's incredibly faithful to the original, and just amazing the way it fulfills everything I wanted to do with it...

It's just using a modification of a piano MIDI I composed back in high school.

This is a full orchestra song I half-killed myself composing with a mouse.

I wanna make another fully orchestrated song, but it's so hard I'll die.

This timeline where the Tokyo Philharmonic performed one of my songs is wild...

I was eating a melon in my dream. :melon:
It was a dream, so when I woke up, it was gone...

August 18th, 2021

On sad days I think about just going to bed and resetting the day, but on happy days I fear my happy feelings being reset and don't wanna sleep.

6 AM is the boundary between the late night crew and the early risers.

I've got a lot of unannounced songs, and I'm living excitedly wondering when they'll be released.

If you don't eat for 20 years, you'll die, so I can't recommend it.

If you keep making music for 20 years, you'll get good at it, so I recommend it.

I was about to tweet a joke I'd already tweeted, which is why searching is important.

It took 20 years, but I've gotten super good at making music...

Let's meet again tomorrow morning.

Youkai who goes to check the curry in the pot at 5 AM and smiles.

Thinking about it, I've basically only had Meiko sing sexy songs, so I feel sorry for her, but it saves me and I love it.

Every time I'm watching something political on TV and hear the word "partisan," my mind is dominated by images of cheese being poured on piping hot Naporitan.

Let's get all humanity vaccinated and end corona.

Much like the saying "he who does not work, neither shall he eat," on days when you don't work, you should refrain from eating and drink instead.

OSTER's turning OSTER songs into her private property.

A white rice song, a beer song... I only make songs for my own desires now.

Not a serious one like "on the rocks," I wanna make the ultimate stupid alcohol song.

I'll put a beer song on my next album.

for the sake of~
[Meaning] So that we can drink sake

"Sake" means "benefit" in English. It's clear that sake brings benefit to humanity the world over.

Wanna be this soon.

This.

[Drinker A, Drinker B
Drinking Day / (Roset:) Fun, Rude, Screw-Up / (Tesro:) Fun, Bad Manners, Rough
The Next Day / (Roset:) Fun, (blurry) / (Tesro:) Fun, (blurry)]
"Yesterday sure was fun!!"

People who drink understand the feelings of people who drink best.

A happy thing happened, so I'm happy. :tulip:

Cheer me up :blowing kiss:

I at least wanna have fun playing...

I'm so slow at advancing my game skills.

I feel like there's days where Monster Hunter is slow going and days where it's a breeze.

I suck at Monster Hunter.

August 17th, 2021

I realized that while I'm watching NHK and drinking and tweeting worthless stuff, there are people going to work and getting news about the heavy rain, and cried.

It's like, everything you've thought deeply about by yourself is nothing compared to the sum total of humanity, so you shouldn't worry about that meaning you can only reach trite conclusions. It's all been boiled down by as many humans that have ever been born, so it's the probability of reaching something that nobody's ever reached before that's absurd.

But I wanna finish the curry I have in the pot before I go there.

It's possible that when I wake up tomorrow, there'll be a bald old guy with blue and red pills, and I'll wake up in the real world as a beautiful girl with dog ears.

I guess using the uncertainty principle, you could generate completely random numbers.

Thinking about Laplace's demon makes me remember how the advent of the uncertainty principle made it something that couldn't exist, which makes me sad...

The game of life has a huge player population, so there's way too many strategy tips.

As a person living in the 21st century, everything I've noticed in my decades of life has more or less been realized by great people millennia ago and put in books and stuff, which is super amazing and interesting.

Wanna learn a bunch from someone knowledgeable about philosophy.

Except for the things inconvenient to me, I want to know everything about this world!

But in truth, there's things in the field of science that we still can't observe but are at least predicted to exist, and I wanna know what's up with those, and there's a chance we might in the future, which is an amazing thing about humanity. Like dark matter and dark energy.

It's super interesting how Kant was like "Thinking about things you can't detect with your senses won't do anything, so give up on thinking about it."

But the thing about having these worries or doubts is that other people are thinking similar things, so making media about it or turning it into philosophy is interesting, and I'm grateful for it.

Don't you kinda hate kids who think things like "can "reality" really only be defined by what I myself feel with my senses???"??

For as long as I can remember, I've wondered things like what the truth of my self or my consciousness is, and can "reality" really only be defined by what I myself feel with my senses???, so it was shocking when I first saw The Matrix...

Rather, maybe it's a story about real-time runners lured by the temptation of cheats. (sad)

To sum up The Matrix, it's a story about real-time runners beating the TAS. (incorrect)

Watching The Matrix for the first time in 5 billion years, and it's super neat.

Music Video

Commercial: "1000 yen or less?! That's cheaper than 1000 yen!!"
Party-Pooper Woman: "If it's 1000 yen, wouldn't it be "1000 yen or less" but not cheaper than 1000 yen?"

No matter how cute a song you try to make, you still prefer draft beer to smoothies.

Getting lonely at night and drinking. :sake bottle:

Moderna Arm
Pfizer Elbow
AstraZeneca Lariat

I'm a scoundrel, so I cut up wagyu steak to make ultra-high-quality beef curry...

That said, that seems like it could be super useful as a creator, so I'll keep it in mind.

I just looked into the actual etymology of tiramisu and saw the suggestion that it's "encourage me" in an "in bed" sense, which makes that seem like casual sexual harrassment... Forgive me...

Tiramisu means "encourage me," it seems. :heart: Tiramisu... :heart: :heart: Tiramisu... :heart: :heart: #SisterClaireSnackTime

I don't know if you could actually play this on a sax or not.

Composed a live sax performance with a mouse today. :fire: :saxophone: :fire: #TesrosetTransmission #Dominowns

I get super exhausted when I do composition streams lately! But the song's getting super cool, so I'm really glad.

Going for a third time.
[Real Time Composition Stream] Making a Sssssexy Kaito x Meiko Song 3 [Tesroset Transmission]

:cyclone swirl: Dreamcast

I'm an otaku whose memory will never update, so the first thing Ameagari Kesshitai brings to mind is the Wonderswan commercial.

August 16th, 2021

I don't wanna see it anymore, yet I wanna watch it again...

I get so absentminded after watching an amazin' movie.

Making a story that can tear your mind to pieces with this level of polish is bad news...

I thought The Family was just a regular yakuza movie, but my mind was torn to pieces... I recommend it to anyone who wants their mind torn to pieces!!

My piercing will probably never stabilize until I die.

[(Toro Puzzle screenshot) Ricky: "I got an invitation to the World Pervy-Yuri Tournament, ribbit."]
Even after end of service, they're doing well.

Tomorrow afternoon's my chance for a composition stream.

Once again, I made nothing but refined tweets today.

Aren't you ever, instead of, "I'm dozing off," or, "I'm sleepy," like, "I'm gonna pass out," or "I'm gonna lose consciousness"? Aren't sentences, with lots of punctuation, sort of, scary?

Vtubers with a tag for sexy fanart!!!
Good.

"Oppai" [boobs] is even used in children's song lyrics, so it's refined. (source: Genkotsu-yama no Tanuki-san)

What does "refined" mean?

To anyone who says they've never once ignored someone: have you thought about how Friction-kun and Air Resistance-kun feel?

Even when I tweeted something crude, I only lost about three followers, so I guess I can only tweet refined things now.

Exhibitionist attack!!

Unable to possibly finish this morning's fresh lettuce in one day, it becomes fresh-as-of-yesterday lettuce, then fresh-as-of-two-days-ago lettuce... and so on, as fresh-as-of-n-days ago lettuce. Right now, I'm feeling deeply sorry about that natural number n.

Want to be a person who, if their name starts trending, doesn't make you think "did she die?"

Gonna do my best to get to 50,000 YouTube subscribers within the year.

August 15th, 2021

I'm OSTER-san, so I get to hear OSTER-san's songs before anyone.

I'm happy to see my fave eat delicious food, so I upload lots of pictures of me eating delicious food for the sake of those who stan me.

Thoroughly researched and polished gameplay is art in itself...

As a wannabe doing game time attacks lately, I'm glad everybody's getting interested in speedrunning...

See the entity that is me with your own eyes!

It's just that I've been doing music forever, yet got categorized as a Vocaloid producer once they came into being, so I'm like, what's with that?

I don't care about titles and think your nature is what's important, so I'm kinda indifferent to whether I'm a Vtuber or a virtual incarnation, but I guess titles are important to others as a way of making conclusions.

Life Any%

August 14th, 2021

Kato from K Village doing farmwork without a rear-car, the man who cheated someone out of rubies and went to France, the plump brassiere with marks of love, the too-cruel loan... I remember them all lovingly.
[First one is a mnemonic for flame reaction colors, the full thing being "The rear-car-less Kato from K Village uses horses for power." Liakaa (aka = red) Naki (kiiro = yellow) K-mura (murasaki = purple) no Cato (to = orange), douryoCu (ryoku = green) Bariki (or ryoku, so green again) de Surubee (beni = crimson).
Second is for the alkali metals. H de Licchi Na Kare ga Rubii o Ceshimete France e.
Third is for the halogens. FucCula Brajaa, ai (I) no Ato.
The loan one has more to it, and is too long and complex to go through, but it's for the reactivity series of metals.]

I forget why I needed to remember the pnictogens on the periodic table, but the fact I remembered it as "NipPon no Asa wa Subuta to Biiru" is etched deep in my memory.

Nippon no asa wa subuta to biiru. ["The Japanese morning: sweet-and-sour pork plus beer."]

What're even the odds of, among all the planets in the habitable zone, being born here on Earth in this era?

And being born in an era where that's accepted and an environment where I can enjoy it is luckier than anything. That alone is an incredible thing.

Watching a movie and being moved to tears, playing a game and having fun, eating food and finding it delicious... If you think about it, I'm really lucky being sensitive enough to do those things.

I'm emotionally unstable, so I'm drinking and watching a movie alone and crying.

The curse known as genetics is scary.

Gattaca's a story about a world where they design ideal children with genetic modification, and a protagonist whose genetics weren't modified who aims to be an astronaut.

Or rather, I just learned it's on there and I'm watching it.

This Gattaca movie streaming on Netflix now is super good.

Managed to secure the safety of the beer and returned home.

I've come to check on the beer.

I'm good at composing, so maybe I could become a composer.

I'm good at arranging. #Dominowns

The rain's intense, so I feel like it'd be good to go to the convenience store and see how the beer's doing.

[Reposting second stream of Kaito x Meiko song] jibunn no kyoku sugoi kamo shirenai [my song might be amazing]

Times when I feel like I'm aiding someone I love are the most fulfilling.

This really hit home.

RT @sano_no_teinei If we're still alone by the time we turn 30...
Let's leave destruction in our wake.

Tyrant going around destroying music with the power of arrangement.

I thought of a new stupid arrangement project, so I'll do it while it's still summer!

Act now, and I'll give it to ya for 5 billion yen!

If you tell me "don't sell yourself short," then buy me at a high price.

Should I make a beer sooooong? ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

How's a woman who drinks and wilds out every night supposed to make cute songs?

[In response to a cover of Bathroom Garden] Having a cute song be sung cutely makes me want to make more cute songs, but I haven't done any of the groundwork amassing girl power to make cute songs.

I want to torment Rin-chan. (character trait)

Passenger Seat Road Movie Rin-chan being able to casually hold hands with her as a friend, but treasuring her so much and not wanting to ruin their relationship that she can't even hold her hand.
Friendship Rin-chan casually arm in arm with her as a friend and laughing, but hiding the fact she doesn't feel the same way behind her smile and enduring.

I've blamed my sleepiness on atmospheric pressure, but I'm pretty sleepy even when the atmospheric pressure's stable.

dog = god (palindrome)

This rain's intense, but I'm pretty intense, too.

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