OSTER project's Twitter

Translations of tweets from @fuwacina. For an archive of other Vocaloid-related Twitters I no longer keep up with, go here.

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January 17th, 2021

Maybe the truth is I'm good at making music.

Making music is lethally difficult, but when you finish a song, you become super invincible.

I'll show you the meaning of kawaii future disco...

I'm so great for experimenting with all sorts of new things.

The song is finished...

The most essential plugin for making music has gotta be stamina.

Making music takes so much stamina.

Going drinking with virtual bodies is fun.

January 16th, 2021

[System message (for Toro): "Will you really erase "feelings?""]
It do be like that.

I still haven't gotten in an Evangelion.

There are absolutely domains you can't reach without doing nothing.

When you're feeling impatient about not getting anything done, calm yourself by thinking "I did it, it being nothing."

The concept of "I'm going to not do anything" is so artistic while also extremely scientific.

"It's not a lack of experience, it's an experience of lack" is such a good phrase, I put it on my tombstone.

January 14th, 2021

[Jun: "Got it, hop. I'll completely forget about "filing taxes," bun."]

In the world of electrons, maybe the laws of physics error because there are too many calculations and the operations can't keep up?

From the fact that physical laws can be represented with rows of formulas make it feel like someone's plan? Doesn't it feel strange, like this world was "designed"? Am I going to be erased by people in black suits for noticing this fact?

What's the first media you experienced that touches on a society built on virtual reality? Mine was The Matrix.

I'm the villain, so to the kind of protagonist who'd go "Escaping into dreams won't do anything, no matter how hard it is, you have to face reality!", I'd question them like "how can you prove that what you perceive as reality is really reality?"

I went drinking in my dream, so aren't dreams better than reality? Our senses are just electric signals, so we can't even prove what we perceive as reality is reality, so isn't a virtual reality fine too? (villain viewpoint)

Let me go drinking already...

January 13th, 2021

I understand life completely → I don't know anything about life → I can life a little

I don't know a thing about life.

How old is your IQ?

Getting riled up by awkwardly translated ads.
[Screenshot: "How old is your IQ? 500 questions you can play amply!"]

My life's goal is to live wisely while being foolish.

It's annoying how life is full of things that take a long time to realize.

Every time you deny something, you're not just denying that thing, but also your own self. Not acknowledging others is effectively limiting your own way of life.

Though if you dig into any sort of kindness, you might always find those sorts of motivations.

When you don't want to do to others anything you wouldn't want done to you, it's partly wanting to have the right to get mad when someone does something to you you don't like, and not especially because you're kind.

January 11th, 2021

I'm living most when I'm doing non-essential things.

I like plain old trip reports.

RT @kiro274 A Three Dog Sisters video. #TesrosetArt #LostDogArt #MakemonArt
[Bayachao: "I'm not interested. In music. I'm not interested."
Maiken: "Really? I'm not interested. In music. Really?"
Bayachao: "Yes. I'm not interested."
OSTER: "Miracle Paint."
Bayachao: &*(#&!*&!#*(!&(@*
Maiken: "Really?"
Bayachao: "Yes. I'm not interested. OSTER project. I'm not interested."
OSTER: "Labradorite."
Bayachao: &*(#&!*&!#*(!&(@*]

Why did I spent 2 hours putting together this much of a video??

My new song. #TesrosetArt #LostDogArt #MakemonArt

It's so cruel how I'm a newborn baby mentally, and only my body decays.

I think all humans are newborn babies until they die.

Don't grow up to be an adult like me.

All new adults!!! Good day!! I'm a newborn baby!! Goo-goo-ga-ga, me want boobs!!! :baby bottle: :baby bottle:

January 10th, 2021

Not "gonna," I'm snapping now.

I can understand getting a mouth ulcer somewhere I bit, but getting a mouth ulcer somewhere I didn't even bite makes so little sense I'm gonna snap.

So long as there's no way to go back in time, my life will forever and always start "now."

Being well isn't a thing to take for granted, it's a precious thing. I don't know why I was so invincible back in grade school.

When asked "are you well?", I used to just reply "I'm well!" as a matter of course, like repeating a password. But lately, I've come to pointlessly think "Can I say I'm well right now? What is "well"? How many "well" days have there been in my life?"

January 9th, 2021

I'm LOLing at how much health Mizutsune has in the demo... It took 30 minutes...

Anyone can stream games, but only I can do a game stream by OSTER project.

Somebody oughta stream Monster Hunter with me when it comes out. (who's Somebody Oughta)

I played the Monster Hunter [Rise] demo, and made myself cry going "I'll take good care of them..." while stripping off the monsters' parts.

The only way to avoid panty shots is going no-panties.

The only plan that can't fail is no plan.
The only way your clothes won't get dirty is being nude.

January 7th, 2021

I've never eaten love, so I don't know how it tastes.

I want to avoid overly broad expressions as much as possible, but it's naturally important what words are closest to what I'm imagining, so it's frustrating.

Thinking about it, unexpected combinations are too broad, and end up feeling overused... Saying "the scent of love" has more originality.

Isn't it strange that the word love would be linked to "taste" before smell or touch?

I wonder if the first person to liken love to a flavor loved with their tongue? Heh heh, what a pervert.

My theory is that illustrators and animators are as different as composers and arrangers.

January 6th, 2021

I'll never forget about the legendary song that is CANYON.MID.

CANYON.MID

January 4th, 2021

I've deeply learned the difficulty of singing with Roset-chan's voice, so I want to do Roset-chan voice training.

Roset-chan starting to sing doesn't remotely mean the Vocaloids will stop singing.

Minotaur blood is good.

I have an IQ of 5 billion, so I remixed my remaining chicken-tomato stew into curry.

January 3rd, 2021

The words "I don't have friends" distance the friends you do have. (family motto)

Sing it. :heart:

I uploaded an instrumental version of Patchwork Marriage.
Patchwork Marraige (instrumental ver.)

East Japan Vtuber Alliance

I'm watching hard-working young people in a well-heated room while lounging on a sofa.

January 2nd, 2021

No matter how much of a feast I eat, if I don't eat curry for a while, my body starts to tremble.

A: The ones floating in ochazuke
B: Goldfish food
#TesrosetArt #LostDogArt #MakemonArt

If you have an attitude of enjoying suffering as a rare kind of entertainment you can't typically experience the more hopeless it is, you can find new meaning in it, so I've concluded that it's good to be a little bit psychopathic.

But y'know, I think a wonderful thing about art is that you can transform sadness and pain that seems useless into something meaningful.

There's this repungant musical Vtuber who got a question like "I've had a crush but acted like we're just friends for 6 years and it hurts, what would you do?" and replied "make it into a song."
Apparently her name's Roset or something.

I should think about what first dream of the year I'd have if I could have dreams freely. I wanna become Roset-chan.

My first dream of the year was a weird one, and while thinking to myself that I'd just forget it and not count it, I woke up and forgot it, so it doesn't count.

The lowest-grade action you can do is assign grades to people.

The greatest year begins with the greatest start.

January 1st, 2021

Tell me if they make a Lava Area in Puroland.

Thinking about it rationally now that I'm awake, it's like... Cinnamon Lava Area? What is this, Monster Hunter?

It was a strangely realistic dream... Past the lava was a hotel with a hall for concerts, and it was connected to the background. You could also go outside the hotel.

I had a dream where the boat ride at Puroland had a Cinnamon Lava Area, and if you crossed the lava to enter the background, you could go to another world.

December 31st, 2020

I made it to next year, so praise me.

Wrapped up work!!!!!!! [right at midnight]

This year was a year I got to meet people who like me, so I was happy... Heehee.

Grand finale.

Puzzle Lord is an mode for otaku that you can only play after you've cleared every one of the main puzzles added to every week (currently 1871 stages).

I'm such a diehard Toro Puzzler, I got past Puzzle Lord Level 300.

[Retweeting the "murder comic"] So this is gonna be my last art of the year, huh...

I'm also glad about gaining a lot of followers this year from going viral a lot...

What should I do next year... :music notes:

Got my hopes up for 2021 OSTER-san.

Things that happened in 2020:
- Got over 50,000 likes on an aug video :music notes:
- Had two general anesthesia surgeries in one day :syringe:
- Had a song of mine play from a truck :truck:
- Became a Vtuber :music score:
- Made friends I could go wild with on a hot spring trip :hot spring:
- Started drawing a lot of art :palette:
- Made my own simple animation music video :video camera:
- Debuted as a singer :microphone:

[Retweeting Patchwork Marriage] Listen to my last song of the year.

December 30th, 2020

Give your regards to Roset-chan-loid.

Patchwork Marriage feat. ROSET
I made :music score: Roset-chan's :music score: first original song! :music notes: :heart:
I'll keep doing my best as a Vtuber next year! :music score: :water pistol: #TesrosetTranmission

What I want to be in the future (grade school): Invincible
What I want to be in the future (now): Invincible

Mother's Calf Bacteria, on the other hand, is what Hannibal Lecter eats. ["Shokudou" can be read as "cafeteria" or "esophagus."]

Mother's Cafeteria [a brand of Family Mart products] is rooted in the bias that a mother must be a woman. (??)

Forget just being able to do anything, I do stuff because I wanna be able to do anything...

It's scary to do something for the first time, and you're gonna be super bad at it since it's your first time, but if you don't toss aside your shame, you can't express anything. You gotta start by letting others see.

What a multimedia creator...

:music score: Roset-chan-loid revealed! :music score:
Tonight at 6:00 PM, I'll release Roset-chan's first original song, Patchwork Marriage! :confetti ball: I also made the whole video myself! Look forward to it. :heart:

The Walkman I used to treasure long ago showed up in my dreams.

December 29th, 2020

All the moreso because there's a whole bunch of things about myself that I can only see as the mark of a shoddy person.

Me of all people becoming special to someone else is so amazing it's never felt real.

The chat stream was fun, thanks! Have a good year!

Starting now!

[Re: chat stream] Preparations are taking time, so wait a sec, lol

[Replying to "my beloved ingredients" tweet] We split up.

Starting at 8:30 tonight.
I'll do the last chat stream of the year! I'm accepting Marshmallow questions to read on stream. :heart:
[Chat Stream] Musical Vtuber Roseko's Room: Year's End Greetings [#TesrosetTransmission]

December 28th, 2020

Every day, I'm thinking "why is my cute little Roset-chan so darn cute?"

A driving date with my beloved ingredients. :heart:
Let's always be happy.

December 26th, 2020

I put in an Among Us joke, but I've never played it.

Murder comic. #TesrosetArt #MakemonArt

[At the hot spring. Roset: "I'll wash your back, okay?"
*scrub scrub scrub scrub* Bayachao: "Feels goooood..."
*ggggg...*]

I wanna be Impostor
Kimi o gyutto
Dakishimete ageru kara oide [Parody of Hirai Ken's Pop Star]

December 25th, 2020

It's the ending of Mario 64.

Wanting a lover and wanting yourself to have a lover are different things. Merry Christmas. :christmas tree:

Merry Christmas. #TesrosetArt #MakemonArt

Today's Chirstmas too! Hooray!

December 24th, 2020

The line between nice kids and naughty kids is a mystery.

Hurry up, Santa, I'm fine with just cash this year.

[Crowd of alternating women-holding-hands emoji and women-women-couple emoji, with a chestnut ("kuri") emoji in the center]
Alone on Kuri-smas.

Don't you feel like "Merry" isn't used for anything except Christmas? Like, you don't say Merry New Year?

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