OSTER project's Twitter
Translations of tweets from @fuwacina. For an archive of other Vocaloid-related Twitters I no longer keep up with, go here.
Feels like I only have like half my lung capaity.
Don't start making the weather get better day by day the moment I get sick, you jerk.
My fever's gone down, but my nose and throat and lungs are dead, so I can only make a voice like a cursed spirit.
[Sad News] Confirmed positive for corona. :fairy:
Throat dead! Nose dead! Lungs dead!
My nose and throat hurt so bad, but I don't really need anything above the neck, and my back hurts too, so who needs anything below the chest. Starting today, I'll live as only boobs.
When I went to the hospital to get tested, there was a field where I had to write the days I got my vaccine shots, and I was like "oh shoot what do I do, I don't remember...", but I resolved it in seconds by searching my own tweets for "Superbly-Dressed Lady."
Sure enough, I was a superbly-dressed lady who resolved to get a fourth vaccine shot.
It's probably thanks to the vaccines that it pretty much just feels like cold symptoms, but whenever my nose and throat are bad, it gets to my ears too, so it's being painfully obstructive to work...
I'm still waiting on the test results, but just based on my condition, I'm currently 9999% likely to have coronavirus. Why'd it have to happen at such a busy time as this... :eyeroll:
If you see someone being called the second coming of OSTER, have them try holding a longsword.
I can't become anyone else, but no one else can become me.
I'm OSTER project from the OSTER project community.
My health's so done I can't do work. :skull:
To think my body would become so ragged in 15 years...
#TheHellWereYouGuysUpTo15YearsAgo [Links Miracle Paint]
???
[""Novel Pervy Sex" and more / Recommended search terms for you (Hold to display a preview)"]
It seems you can tell whether someone's a programmer just by asking them "what's the opposite of dynamic?"
My main occupation.
Non-main-occupation income.
Talking with humans, it occurs to me that lacking humanness might be the most humanlike thing.
I went to sleep at a human hour and woke up at a human hour... I've finally become human...
Progress report: Today I took a walk and went shopping and made stew and went to a hot spring.
After being told "this sounds like it'd play in Mario Party," I can't hear it any other way... It hurts.
Michel Camilo's "Why Not!"
Gaming Dick Flower Arrangement Club
VS
Dynamic Balls Baseball Club
[The first is in reference to an AI-generated image posted on 5channel produced from more or less that prompt, with glowing rainbow disembodied genitalia]
"Ushi-suji" in English being "beef tendon" has to be a joke, right? [Since "tendon" read as Japanese means rice with tempura]
I'm a virgin, so just having a girl be nice to me makes me like her.
5-finger se
socks [Using a word that could be read as both "finger" or "toe"]
When I say I wanna be a pro gamer, I feel like people'll say "don't make light of gamers," but you oughta not make light of me either. (?)
Skilled only at makin' music.
Schedule Management C-
When work ends, a hospital visit begins, and when the hospital visit ends, work begins.
Rendered unable to Splatoon ever again.
I'm so busy, I might not be able to Splatoon anymore this month.
I was generating bizarre images at 3 AM.
["Tesro-sama riding The Great Panjandrum onto the beaches of Normandy"]
When I watch a good anime, I'm like "Why did I never watch this before? Should I watch more anime?"
It's hard, okay.
I've hunted about 600 Magnamalos, but I still mess up the iai for the howl when it goes into a rage.
When I heard "pro hunter quiz," I was expecting something like:
"After doing a spinning charge, Malzeno follows it up by shooting balls in three directions. What animation comes next?"
Apparently Monster Hunter is actually a game everyone plays together.
[Screenshot of a Monster Hunter quiz: "While playing online, you enter a hub of unfamiliar hunters. What do you do first?
- Send "It's good to meet everyone!" in chat
- Supply items to bring along
- Eat food before you forget
- Check the equipment of other hunters in the hub
- Send "Please help me with this quest!" in chat"]
I don't enter a hub of unfamiliar hunters while playing online. (fin)
Men intervening in yuri
Men hooting at yuri
Either one
Is no good, huh
- Mitsuo
Good morning. [Screenshot of search for "[gundam] the witch from mercury intervening in yuri"]
Don't you think the third-or-so cutest girl in class is the most sexy?
I really like the Alcubierre drive because it looks at FTL travel, which feels hopeless because the speed of light is a constant and no matter exists that can move faster than light, and takes the approach that even if the speed of light is immutable, no one said anything about space and time being immutable.
Worries come from your mind, not from matter, so if you destroy your mind, the worries will go away!!!!!
I haven't even had dinner yet, but my head is filled with the souvenir taco rice I'm eating for lunch tomorrow.
Halloween makes you want to drink at a Halloween party, so the answer is Alcohol Song.
RT @crab_kanikani Incorrect answer: I always want to listen to all of Fuwafuwa Cinnamon-san's songs whether it's Halloween or not.
Indeed, what song could it be? I can't even guess...
RT @the_voca_colle \ Illustration Quiz :light bulb: /
What's the name of the song that has this illustration?!
Answer in the replies!
Hint!
It might be that spooky song of Fuwafuwa Cinnamon-san's (@fuwacina) you feel like listening to when it's Halloween... :ghost:
Here's the answer! [trick and treat]
Watching other people play Splatoon, I had the thought that I'll never get good at this game my whole life unless I banish my ingrained notion that games are something you play by yourself.
I wanna go to Kusatsu.
I learned from this trip that Okinawa stans taco rice.
Guess I'll go stupid hard on work starting today?
I think you should give up on "Concrete Road."
Because you're more suited for "Victory Road."
(Seiji Amasawa getting three splats by himself and pushing forward to throw a Power Clam at the goal)
Country road
May lead me home,
If I just ink it
All on my own
Make a clam shot,
Into the basket,
And we might go
Point-lead hold
Ring Fit Adventure directing torture: "Let's cut off all your fingers and toes! 1! 2! 3! 4!"
Going on a trip made me put on, if converted to TNT, 80 billion megatons, so I can't eat anything starting tomorrow.
Honestly though, Voyager-kun reaching 119 AU is super amazing. But even then, it's 70,000 years to Proxima Centauri?? Proxima Centauri should come greet us instead.
Is space huge or what?!
Wrong, we're tiny. Even the speed of light is chump change.
Looking it up, I saw the phrase "the gravitational lens's focal point is 550 AU from the sun," and I was like "ohoh... :heart:" (5 times Voyager)
I got excited learning about the concept of a solar gravitational lens telescope for the first time...
When it comes to videos to watch on a return plane ride, my pick's gotta be videos about using an Alcubierre drive for interstellar travel!
I wonder if Monster Hunter will also do a Monster Hunter collab to bring back past monsters?
The way a full course of French cuisine lets you experience something super delicious despite never seeing these meals before and not really knowing what they are so strange.
I'll do my best to be able to take part in Niji Splatoon Festival myself someday...
Mutton Love Song
Cows are the ultimate creature, producing only the greatest food whether it's by turning into meat or putting out milk.
Even people who say they like dogs or cats must actually like cows best, right?
Every time I drive an unfamiliar rental car, I think "handling a car's as hard as handling a woman."
Ah, the season of SM.
["SM Season Pizza" (AKA small pizza di stagione)]
This is so mischievous.
morning :sun:
This should protect me from bombs.
["Roll Squid"]
Ranking of Crappiest Selfies
:woman: :palm tree: :dog:
The Earth was blue.
There's a proverb that says lift is a gift from the atmosphere.
Goodbye, Earth.
If AIs want humans' jobs that much, could they take over sickness and death for us too? Please?
This is kinda more like it...
["Vocaloid producer OSTER project"]
No matter what I do, it ends up being a men's group.
Here's today's.
For some reason it can only load a single trumpet in Broadway Big Band.
Kontakt 7 displays things really oddly, and it's not loading my old instrument library correctly, is everything okay?
Kontakt is separated into its commercial version and its free player, and every time there's an update, the commercial version I have and the latest player grow more and more distant in version... I can't accept it.
My apologies, then.
For real, why?
Wonder why despite having them installed in Native Access, it's not showing my instruments in my library in Kontakt... (wonder why...)
Is it "ae-rosol," or "aero-sol," or "a-erosol," or "aeros-ol," or "Roronoa Zoro"?
I'm going on a trip tomorrow, yet the weather is dire.
Linux Kernel Sanders
Good morning. [Twitter screenshot: "[redacted] added you their list "Splatoon 3 Rank-Debt Streamers"]
With longsword you can tell your current state without looking at your character based on the feel of your button inputs (though I look at the spirit gauge a bunch), so I extremely don't have a habit of looking at my character.
People good at action games say to look at your surroundings instead of your character, but it's super common in Splatoon that I think I'm submerged and seeking out the enemy, but I'm actually on enemy ink and went into person form, so you have to watch your character's state too or else.
As hard as I tried, I was unable to make a poem out of nerve pain.
Five in the morning
Sounds from the wet road
Nerve pain
My schedule has updated. [Seemingly waking up at 5:30 AM]
My title of "gamer who's good at composition" is becoming less and less of a joke.
[Re: her post-stream Splatoon debt report] I'll show you I can get strong... Watch me...
It probably took me about 300 hours to understand that you can beat monsters faster if iai and Helm Splitter hit their heads.
You can now obtain all manner of information fi you seek it out, but the time spent on trial and error until it soaks in is more important. You're the only one who can do that.
There's an unimaginably large gap between knowing some information and understanding it.
It took me 100 hours of Splatoon to properly understand how just because you stop seeing an enemy doesn't mean they disappeared.
Moves like Squid Rolling in response to a rolling bomb might be something I was able to quickly accept because I hadn't gotten deep into Splatoon before.
Pro Roll. #TesrosetTransmission
Please forgive my debt. #TesrosetTransmission
I keep rolling sushi while deep in debt, so maybe I'm a new Shota no Sushi character.
I see you, Splatoon, letting me get beat up and then going "Sorry, that must have hurt, I'll be nice, so don't hate me..." in how you matchmake me.
I made things exciting as a stream, did I not? (despair)
Would you ever play this lousy game again? (I will)
Thanks for coming to stream. #TesrosetTransmission
[Paying 160p, while already 1429p in debt, to start an Anarchy Battle Series]
[Three failed tickets' worth of Tower Control matches on Mahi-Mahi Resort]
["I've done nothing but the greatest jobs." "(What the heck...)"]
RT @crab_kanikani OSTER-san's rolling sushi deep in debt again today.
[Splatoon 3] Madness! Hellish Life in S+ Debt [Link to her Twitch]
Gonna start stream soon!
Splatoon tonight.
Is this a college student group?
OSTER project as pictured by AI.
Undertow Spillway is a stupid-hard map.
I did good, so I want my debt forgiven.
I've been rendered unable to Splatoon ever again.
How good would it be if this were a dream...
I'm retiring from Splatoon.
[Paying 160p, while already 379p in debt, to start an Anarchy Battle Series]
Splatoon destroys your health.
RT @FumiVirtual It's not right... I thought I'd get my rank up to A and go to bed... On top of losing the Rank-Up Battle and creating a debt, it's 4 in the morning... Why... Why...
I've suffered mental damage from being bullied by Clash Blasters.
After getting into S+, I can't win at all. In other words, it's an opportunity to get strong.
What's the deal with me getting communiction errors treated as losses only when I'm doing Series, can you stop?
Woman who stubbornly holds a longsword in Monster Hunter even if it's nerfed, and who stubbornly rolls sushi in Splatoon.
I've done nothing but roll sushi this month. [From "sushi" being an abbreviation for Splattershot]
Twitch telling me not just concurrent viewers but unique viewer count shows me that a surprising number of different people are watching, which encourages me.
Splatoon OK :squirt gun:
Tomorrow's Twitch stream: [Poll]
- Monster Hunter [31.8%]
- Splatoon [68.2%]
Laughed at Excel having an "XMATCH" function.
In Splatoon, I've gotten to the point where I can afford to look at the map, detect someone trying to sneak around us, and ambush them.
I was at a sushi place where they cut it up the fish you buy in front of you, and was excited to have them cut up a scabbard fish, but then I woke up...
Gon, was it you? The one holing up in our base and launching off Tenta Missiles?
Does Intensify Action make the stick input to perform a Squid Roll more lenient???
I'm glad I realized I could get over the step in front of me with a Squid Roll.
Overcome raised steps with Squid Rolls.
When you play a game for 100 hours, you get better.
I understand Splatoon 3 completely.
Thank you for the match.
Had my first failed Rank-Up Battle...
Confucius: "Don't do unto others what you wouldn't want done unto you."
Splatoon: "Do unto others what you wouldn't want done unto you."
Why is it when I play Open I get matches that have me like "I'll never play Splatoon again"?
splatoon stomach-ache
It kinda feels like Series is better at matching me with people of the same level.
The matter of me not being able to win in Open moreso than Series.
Not winning doesn't hurt, being bad does...
I get such a strong impression that my training and improving in Splatoon gets reset each day, it hurts.
I'm unsure what goal to pursue in Monster Hunter lately... What should I do?
I think that's what most "things worth living for" are like, though.
The way I'm working super hard on games lately might be motivated by wanting to be satisfied with my skill in general no matter what the game.
Living is a game of how much satisfactory life you can pile up on the way to the once-in-a-lifetime event of death.
One of those days where I dreamt a lot but can't remember a single thing about it.
Wanna do something about my physical condition dying just from going out for a day.
Let's accept diversity. Let's respect the different values everyone holds, not deny them. Tolerance and respect toward others are what cultivate a society everyone can securely live in.
People who say Frye isn't cute don't know anything at all.
This song's like a massacre of pentatonic scales.
Sudden emotional progression.
[Watching Splatoon live show] Splatoon songs have such a Splatoon-song strangeness.
I want to do Turf Wars at Tokyo Big Sight.
It's the Splatoon Koshien! I'll be entering in the grade-schooler category!