OSTER project's Twitter
Translations of tweets from @fuwacina. For an archive of other Vocaloid-related Twitters I no longer keep up with, go here.
This should protect me from bombs.
["Roll Squid"]
Ranking of Crappiest Selfies
:woman: :palm tree: :dog:
The Earth was blue.
There's a proverb that says lift is a gift from the atmosphere.
Goodbye, Earth.
If AIs want humans' jobs that much, could they take over sickness and death for us too? Please?
This is kinda more like it...
["Vocaloid producer OSTER project"]
No matter what I do, it ends up being a men's group.
Here's today's.
For some reason it can only load a single trumpet in Broadway Big Band.
Kontakt 7 displays things really oddly, and it's not loading my old instrument library correctly, is everything okay?
Kontakt is separated into its commercial version and its free player, and every time there's an update, the commercial version I have and the latest player grow more and more distant in version... I can't accept it.
My apologies, then.
For real, why?
Wonder why despite having them installed in Native Access, it's not showing my instruments in my library in Kontakt... (wonder why...)
Is it "ae-rosol," or "aero-sol," or "a-erosol," or "aeros-ol," or "Roronoa Zoro"?
I'm going on a trip tomorrow, yet the weather is dire.
Linux Kernel Sanders
Good morning. [Twitter screenshot: "[redacted] added you their list "Splatoon 3 Rank-Debt Streamers"]
With longsword you can tell your current state without looking at your character based on the feel of your button inputs (though I look at the spirit gauge a bunch), so I extremely don't have a habit of looking at my character.
People good at action games say to look at your surroundings instead of your character, but it's super common in Splatoon that I think I'm submerged and seeking out the enemy, but I'm actually on enemy ink and went into person form, so you have to watch your character's state too or else.
As hard as I tried, I was unable to make a poem out of nerve pain.
Five in the morning
Sounds from the wet road
Nerve pain
My schedule has updated. [Seemingly waking up at 5:30 AM]
My title of "gamer who's good at composition" is becoming less and less of a joke.
[Re: her post-stream Splatoon debt report] I'll show you I can get strong... Watch me...
It probably took me about 300 hours to understand that you can beat monsters faster if iai and Helm Splitter hit their heads.
You can now obtain all manner of information fi you seek it out, but the time spent on trial and error until it soaks in is more important. You're the only one who can do that.
There's an unimaginably large gap between knowing some information and understanding it.
It took me 100 hours of Splatoon to properly understand how just because you stop seeing an enemy doesn't mean they disappeared.
Moves like Squid Rolling in response to a rolling bomb might be something I was able to quickly accept because I hadn't gotten deep into Splatoon before.
Pro Roll. #TesrosetTransmission
Please forgive my debt. #TesrosetTransmission
I keep rolling sushi while deep in debt, so maybe I'm a new Shota no Sushi character.
I see you, Splatoon, letting me get beat up and then going "Sorry, that must have hurt, I'll be nice, so don't hate me..." in how you matchmake me.
I made things exciting as a stream, did I not? (despair)
Would you ever play this lousy game again? (I will)
Thanks for coming to stream. #TesrosetTransmission
[Paying 160p, while already 1429p in debt, to start an Anarchy Battle Series]
[Three failed tickets' worth of Tower Control matches on Mahi-Mahi Resort]
["I've done nothing but the greatest jobs." "(What the heck...)"]
RT @crab_kanikani OSTER-san's rolling sushi deep in debt again today.
[Splatoon 3] Madness! Hellish Life in S+ Debt [Link to her Twitch]
Gonna start stream soon!
Splatoon tonight.
Is this a college student group?
OSTER project as pictured by AI.
Undertow Spillway is a stupid-hard map.
I did good, so I want my debt forgiven.
I've been rendered unable to Splatoon ever again.
How good would it be if this were a dream...
I'm retiring from Splatoon.
[Paying 160p, while already 379p in debt, to start an Anarchy Battle Series]
Splatoon destroys your health.
RT @FumiVirtual It's not right... I thought I'd get my rank up to A and go to bed... On top of losing the Rank-Up Battle and creating a debt, it's 4 in the morning... Why... Why...
I've suffered mental damage from being bullied by Clash Blasters.
After getting into S+, I can't win at all. In other words, it's an opportunity to get strong.
What's the deal with me getting communiction errors treated as losses only when I'm doing Series, can you stop?
Woman who stubbornly holds a longsword in Monster Hunter even if it's nerfed, and who stubbornly rolls sushi in Splatoon.
I've done nothing but roll sushi this month. [From "sushi" being an abbreviation for Splattershot]
Twitch telling me not just concurrent viewers but unique viewer count shows me that a surprising number of different people are watching, which encourages me.
Splatoon OK :squirt gun:
Tomorrow's Twitch stream: [Poll]
- Monster Hunter [31.8%]
- Splatoon [68.2%]
Laughed at Excel having an "XMATCH" function.
In Splatoon, I've gotten to the point where I can afford to look at the map, detect someone trying to sneak around us, and ambush them.
I was at a sushi place where they cut it up the fish you buy in front of you, and was excited to have them cut up a scabbard fish, but then I woke up...
Gon, was it you? The one holing up in our base and launching off Tenta Missiles?
Does Intensify Action make the stick input to perform a Squid Roll more lenient???
I'm glad I realized I could get over the step in front of me with a Squid Roll.
Overcome raised steps with Squid Rolls.
When you play a game for 100 hours, you get better.
I understand Splatoon 3 completely.
Thank you for the match.
Had my first failed Rank-Up Battle...
Confucius: "Don't do unto others what you wouldn't want done unto you."
Splatoon: "Do unto others what you wouldn't want done unto you."
Why is it when I play Open I get matches that have me like "I'll never play Splatoon again"?
splatoon stomach-ache
It kinda feels like Series is better at matching me with people of the same level.
The matter of me not being able to win in Open moreso than Series.
Not winning doesn't hurt, being bad does...
I get such a strong impression that my training and improving in Splatoon gets reset each day, it hurts.
I'm unsure what goal to pursue in Monster Hunter lately... What should I do?
I think that's what most "things worth living for" are like, though.
The way I'm working super hard on games lately might be motivated by wanting to be satisfied with my skill in general no matter what the game.
Living is a game of how much satisfactory life you can pile up on the way to the once-in-a-lifetime event of death.
One of those days where I dreamt a lot but can't remember a single thing about it.
Wanna do something about my physical condition dying just from going out for a day.
Let's accept diversity. Let's respect the different values everyone holds, not deny them. Tolerance and respect toward others are what cultivate a society everyone can securely live in.
People who say Frye isn't cute don't know anything at all.
This song's like a massacre of pentatonic scales.
Sudden emotional progression.
[Watching Splatoon live show] Splatoon songs have such a Splatoon-song strangeness.
I want to do Turf Wars at Tokyo Big Sight.
It's the Splatoon Koshien! I'll be entering in the grade-schooler category!
Can't accept it being half past 4 when I thought it was about half past 3.
I'll teach you Monster Hunter, so take off your clothes already.
It feels like if I said "teach me Splatoon" a bunch of people would teach me, but when I say "teach me Monster Hunter" no one teaches me.
Someone teach me Violet Mizutsune.
Splatoon I've only just started and I'm still in the experimental stages with it, so I want to delve into it myself more than I want advice, but Monster Hunter I'm pretty experienced with, which is precisely why I extremely want maneuvering advice...
Fall Guys is the hardest game in the world.
[Splatoon 3] Stream Aiming for S+ [Link to her Twitch]
It's Saturday, so I'm streaming Splatoon.
I got to see a really good thing...
Such a good match.
Grade schoolers are all amazing, if it were me and I lost I'd be wailing and screaming.
Hydra's stronggggg...
I'm way too accustomed to hearing "E-liter 4K."
All grade schoolers are super good at Splatoon, so I wanna be a grade schooler. [Watching a Splatoon 3 competition between grade-schooler teams]
[Retweeting news about Monster Hunter Rise temporarily limiting gesture use due to an issue where repeated usage caused lag when online] Awaiting the revival of the gesture community.
Ay! (What is evil? It's everything which weakness births.)
Losing something you were about to eat due to your own mistake is the most painful thing in life.
My hand slipped and the frozen rice I'd just taken out of the freezer scattered across the floor, the container shattered into pieces, and a clump of the frozen rice inside did a hole in one into my cat's water bowl, so I'm having the worst day of my life.
If you just get advice at the stage where you haven't put in effort, you can't understand that advice to begin with. Because you're not putting in effort.
My fave streamer said that only a fool asks others for teachings before putting in effort themselves. Said streamer was Tesroset-chan.
Hunting Super Jumpers is a Splatoon fundamental.
Being good at Splatoon is more attractive than being good at Monster Hunter, right????
Starting up!
[Solo Longsword] Monster Hunter, The Most Fun Game in the World [Link to her Twitch]
I'm streaming a lot on Twitch lately, but if I achieve a subscription, I'll do it on YouTube too, so just hang on...
People around you aren't looking at you as much as you think, but when it comes to Splatoon, people are looking at you more than you think.
I'll stream Monster Hunter on Twitch again tonight.
I'm genuinely wondering about the reason for not having an online download and instead selling a physical product that's just an empty box with a serial number in it.
This is more novel than I signed up for.
["Downloading/Installing the Product
This product does not come with an installation disk. You can use the application Native Access to perform a download and install. For details, refer to the PDF at the following URL."]
Human who speaks English on reflex.
The results of me with my third-grade English proficiency playing Salmon Run with foreign players.
["I Am In The Sea
Nice Nice Ball [from "Naisu Dama," Booyah Bomb]! Rice Ball!
Paint! Paint! Miracle Paint!
Snake! Looking Me!!
I Hate This Weapon...
****ING SALMON!!!!
Salmon Is Demon...
Hell!! Welcome To Hell!!
I Have No Ink!! No Ink!!
Iron Ball Take Me To Heaven"]
I can't speak English [in English]
Violet Mizutsune destroys my brain.
It's fine if you just press the button within 0.2 seconds.
For real, what do I do about this...
I have to LOL at a 6-frame deferment.
No good, they look the same no matter what... It's over...
I recorded and compared them to see if there's some difference in the preceding movement, but even playing it in slow-mo they look exactly the same, and you want me to judge this in real time?? Don't mock my middle-aged gamer reflexes???
Tonight I'm playing Monster Hunter on Sorako-san's channel. Tesro-sama and Roset-chan say they don't want to work, so OSTER-san will go. Thanks in advance. [Link to Sorako's Twitch]
It's common with videos of people who are good at games that they're too good to even learn from.
Claire-san's voice is very effective in the morning.
Mathematical induction Shin Takarajima: "The next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next and the next [Reference to a song by Sakanaction]
Thought my heart stopped. #TesrosetTransmission
[Monster Hunter Sunbreak] Advancing Anomaly Research with Solo Longsword [Link to her Twitch]
It's late again today, but I'll get on with streaming. Come watch, night owls. :love hotel:
Stream will be over here. [Link to her Twitch]
Once I take care of some business, I'll stream Monster Hunter again tonight. :thumbs up:
Streamed until 4 AM with an incomprehensible energy all the while...
Woman who spent two hours unable to beat Violet Mizutsune.
Which is to say, I'm starting.
With Regard to Monster Hunter Apparently Updating [Link to her Twitch]
It'll be a bit late, but I'll do a Monster Hunter update stream today. Gather 'round on Twitch.
I think about this with space elevators too, but when it comes time to make a design in the real world, the durability of materials becomes a big obstacle, making it so technology which is proven in theory can't be implemented in practice. It's terrible game balance, universe devs, so drop the "rigid body" expansion already.
Phenolphthaleinman (indicator man)
If you can substitute for gravity with the centrifugal force from spinning a colony around, couldn't you make a nuclear reactor by spinning with enough speed to equal the gravity of the sun? (and yet, material that could withstand that)
Clam Blitz
It's vexiing how slow I am to improve compared to everyone else.
I wanna get good at Splatoon and Splatoon with everyone soon.
It's Monster Hunter today.
I'm so bad at games it's depressing.
It's been 5 years since I said I'd go to sleep once I had a satisfying match.
Clam Blitz destroys your health
The saddest moment of my life thus far. [Context if you're unfamiliar: during overtime, she breaks open the enemy goal, they throw in clams to get within 1 point of the other team (51 to 50), but she misses a clam throw that would've pushed it over, dies, and the goal closes up, so they lose.]
:shades:
After making one song, I want to rest for like a month.
[Screenshot of Twitter trends "Sloshing Machine" and "Suspected Mass Violence"] If you get surrounded by Sloshing Machines, then yeah.
I want to have fun at a suitable level, so please lower my rank.
You don't have to come in tomorrow.
[Salmon Run attempts on Spawning Grounds, going down from Profreshional Part-Timer to Overachiever in the middle]
Characteristics of people good at going face-to-face in Splatoon: They don't go face-to-face
This is Splatoon... [Screenshots of more searches for "Hydra [Splatling]", "[.52/.96] Gal," and "Roller" with the same "die" and "gear" suggestions, plus "nerf" for Gal]
So basically, if you end someone's life without them having a single moment to feel suffering, you won't hurt them...?!
Remembered how Splatoon was featured on the morning news as "a game where you can get a rush without hurting people" and cried.
Don't use such strong language.
Splatsville, the city of hatred. [Screenshots of searches for "Clash Blaster," "Sloshing Machine," and "Bloblobber," all of which have the suggestions "___ die" and "___ gear"]
Never forgive Clash Blaster.
I've also been matched with someone named "Smooth f(x)", mathematical names are intense...
Haven't seen a conditional expression in 50 centuries.
Good names of players I matched with last stream:
- D=b^2-4ac
- NuBra Tamori [Bura Tamori is a variety show]
- Dewi Irrational
It's a fact that people simply have to know. 6/10ths of the country's population make up 60% of all citizens.
I can't stop playing this game...
The Splatfests are going to start with "What would you bring to a deserted island?", then for the second one on they'll present subsequent choices about surviving on the island, then the last one will make you vote for "Only two people can escape on the raft! Who would you leave behind?"...
I'm envious of people who don't really think anything of it when they can't get good at something, and maybe my personality having such poor cost effectiveness is why I stayed away from games for a long time, but there's no turning back once I've started something.
I'm so vexed that I can't play games good.
It's fun working with your teammates in Splatoon and winning, but I'm way too unsatisfied with my own clumsiness, so I at least want to get up to Monster Hunter level.
Cooperation, friendship, victory! #TesrosetTransmission
It's sudden, but I started a stream.
[Splatoon 3] Making Sushi to Aim For S [Link to her Twitch]
If I could choose one piece of gear to bring to a deserted island, I'd take the Anywhere Door. [from Doraemon]
Yesterday I discussed how those who would bring grub to a deserted island are probably otaku with memories of Sanji and Owner Zeff burned into their minds.
Even in clips where I'm doing relatively well, there's infinite ways I can think "should I have done this here?"
If it says on a bag of popcorn that it has the dietary fiber of 2 heads of lettuce, I'll eat the popcorn, but would you eat lettuce if it said it had half the dietary fiber of a bag of popcorn???
Even if someone tells me people don't like people who eat ramen late at night, I'm totally fine being disliked by the kind of person who'd hate someone just for eating ramen late at night... I'll gladly live being hated...
No matter how valid and edifying your statement is, if you end it with "people will hate you if you do this, so you shouldn't," it just makes it unconvincing, so isn't it all downside? (the thoughts of a tedious person)
Sometimes I think about how comments like "people won't like you if you do such and such" are made with the assumption of people not wanting to be disliked by others, so they're completely meaningless to people that doesn't apply to.
Today's sushi. :sushi:
Without my allies, I would've been killed by the Roller.
Since I made my name in Splatoon Magnamalo on a whim, my Splatoon friends have started to called me Magna-san, LMAO
The strongest special is the Communication Error.
As Confucius said, only women who care more about their new strats being noticed than their new makeup should call themselves Monster Hunter women.
Tricolor Battle
Had a nightmare where I was told to make an orchestral song performed by 200 people on 20,000 yen including recording.
Thanks to me doing nothing but train to do specific inputs in response to set movements in Monster Hunter, I learned to do things like Squid Roll against Reefslider or bombs pretty quick, but I'm seriously such a beginner in every other area.
I'm insanely immersed in games right now, but imagining a life where I had nothing I could immerse myself in gives me chills.
You sure are good at Monster Hunter but bad at Splatoon!!
Let's go check out the Monster Hunter Splatfest.
I'm defeated.
[Splatfest Turf Wars on Hammerhead Bridge and Wahoo World, as a Gear Ruler +1]
Considering that a direct hit from Reefslider is 180 and Squid Roll's armor seems to be 101, meaning 79 damage gets through, it feels like yeah, responding to it this way is for emergencies only.
I'd taken some damage to start with, so it's possible I would've been done for if I took the hit during the Squid Roll.
It didn't make the sound for taking a hit with super armor, so it seems like I slipped right through the hitbox.
I keep rewatching, but I just don't get how I made it out unscathed...
Made it up 100x. :shades: [winning a 100x Battle in the Splatfest]
It's rough how Splatoon doesn't let you do something like pick a level suitable for you so you can basically practice.
Living a life of losing confidence in Splatoon and regaining it in Monster Hunter.
They call my playstyle Eren Yeager. (because I'm a fool who rushes in to die)
To everyone else on team "I'd bring Zinogre to a deserted island," let's do our best.
The word "ikiru" [live] also contains "kiru" [kill]. In other words, killing opponents accurately is fundamentally connected to living. Kinpachi-sensei said the same thing.
Saying "___ desu." [it is ___/I am ___] while playing Splatoon is bad manners, because it leads to mental assocation with "death," which is a bad omen.
Merciless splats are bad manners. Remember to be considerate toward your opponent when you splat them.
There's three times a man is allowed to cry.
The first is when he's born.
The second is when his parents die.
The third is when he's splatted by Clash Blaster, splatted by Sloshing Machine, splatted by E-liter, splatted by Bloblobber, splatted by Hydra Splatling, splatted by Roller ambush,
I'm slowly learning to use Squid Rolls against others instead of just for dealing with bombs, so I'm satisfied with that.
Even if I'm like "I'm getting this movement tech down," I also feel like I won't be able to make much use of it when I'm going against skilled players.