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Translations of tweets from @fuwacina. For an archive of other Vocaloid-related Twitters I no longer keep up with, go here.

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April 17th, 2022

Does anyone else get the Kirby in the Forgotten Land song in their head whenever Spokesman Kirby appears on TV???

My hug pillow got torn and I threw it out, so I have nothing left to hug... Let me hug you...

You've been neglecting covers for two months...

[Re: Scandal Makers Tesroset clip] When can I hear the full version of this???

I wanna do a follower musical with my followers... Followers...!

[Retweets an Alice in Musicland cover] Wha, this song's super fun with people singing it together, I'm glad...

All I can offer is an image that'll make a select few otaku shout, but once I have an estimate, I'll give a proper announcement, so please forgive me.

#VocaloidCollection2022Spring

Doesn't the first-person pronoun "boku" becoming a second-person pronoun only when talking to little boys seem like it'd be super confusing for Japanese learners?

At the very least I haven't found anyone else parrying with a pink nude bald character, so I'll do my best standing out that way. (?)

Finding your own forms of enjoyment and giving your all at it is the most fun thing, so you should do that.

I'm sure there are lots of people better than me uploading game videos too, but if you were like "would you not make music if I made better music than you?", I'd be like no way, so ultimately I just do it because I wanna...

You mustn't limit the things you do just because "there's already someone else doing it."

My sympathies.

RT @ledcrow I want to tell OSTER-san how it felt when I found a Vocaloid producer I used to love playing Elden Ring with a bizarre character.

Kiyo-san screams more when he finds a Stone Talus than when he's playing horror games.

"When uploading something like a game video for the first time, do your best to make it appealing for everyone to watch!"
Me: "Maybe I'll parry with an all-pink bald character..."

For real, if I keep messing around with Elden Ring like this, it'll be Monster Hunte release day before I know it, so upload a Parry in the Forgotten Lands video every 2 days.

Uploaded. Today's a damageless episode. Thanks in advnace. :shield:

[New Elden Ring Video]
:lollipop: Parry in the Forgotten Lands VS Elemer of the Briar
#EldenRing #TesrosetTransmission #ParryInTheForgottenLands

It's quaint how there are religious factions even when it comes to how to handle parrying.

Today's video is going up at 7 PM.

This is exactly why I want to progress so carefully and why it's become a game I'll never clear in my life.

With both Morgott and Alecto, after doing my own parry run, I've learned how to handle moves I wasn't able to solve and want to go back and try it out, but I can't... That is Elden Ring.

I envy young people, wish I'd been born as a young person.

The ulcer that formed in my gums'll never heal, it hurts...

I actualy keep making tiny edits to the logo every time.

April 16th, 2022

I've never even attempted parrying a single Godskin, but I definitely can't do the duo, so I'm ignoring them...

Perhaps there aren't any more foes to parry until Radagon...

Occupation: Game video poster

Finished editing Parry in the Forgotten Lands, so I'll upload it tomorrow.......... (fast pace)

I want to work, but my tummy is in a most terrible mood, you see.

Bought a video plugin.
["I wanna eat sushi."]

OK
["I finished a song."]

Everyone likes characters who convince themselves they're machines and thus push out their humanity, or else are in cruel circumstances where they have to do so to live, don't they?????????

Human who's convinced they're a machine and machine that's convinced it's human. (why not both)

Lowly Tarnished... :heart:
Thou'rt unfit even to graft... :heart:
I command thee, kneel.... :heart:
I am the lord of all that is golden... :heart:
Mighty Dragon... :heart:
Bear witness... :heart:
Bear witness... :heart:
Bear witness... :heart:

I wanna be Twitter and be bought for 5 trillion yen too.

To Elon Musk:
If you buy Twitter,
please give me a verified checkmark.
- Me

Between having to make a video for a new song, and having to make songs, and having to make Parry in the Forgotten Lands videos, and just plain wanting to enjoy parrying, I've really got my hands full.

Elden Ring parries have difficult timing, but Monster Hunter iais had difficult Special Sheath timing, so yeah, both are difficult.

Since starting the Parry in the Forgotten Lands series, I went back and watched my Margit videos, and found I was able to see all of the attack parry timings.

It's Saturday?!

April 15th, 2022

Whenever I feel like I'm kinda bad at music, of course it can be due to a lack of skill, but a lot of the time it's just a point in time where I lack the sense or energy to listen to music in general and be like "this is good," so I try not to let it get me too down.

Week of feeling like I'm bad at making music but encouraging myself saying I'm great for trying hard.

Saying you don't like it that people say they're bad when they're so good is kinda barking up the wrong tree, because you're seeing the world entirely differently...

When someone super good at art or games or something says they're bad, it doesn't mean they want to be told "that's not true," it means they see a world with plenty of room for them to become even better.

You think "Have I become an expert?", but there's an endless road ahead of you.

A diagram.

["- Gamers As I Imagined It
~30% beginners, ~40% intermediates, ~30% experts
- Gamers Actually
~10% beginners, ~8% intermediates, ~82% experts (with "gods" and "abnormals" sub-labels near the top)"]

My own parry videos are so satisfying I keep watching them over and over.

It's like my primary activity this year has been debugging for Google Translate.

[Re: "insects are too good"] This tweet reaching the insect community makes me really happy for some reason.

I used to go to Torikizoku [a restaurant, literally "Bird Noble"] because I wanted to be a noble, but now I want to be a bird.

Ass-Parry

Don't go making it into S&M all of a sudden.

If you had a flea's level of capability you wouldn't make Yukkuri game explanation videos, is your vector for capability out of whack????

It's really no good how I have a full helping of daydreams yet the capability of a flea to act on them, so I wanna do something about it... I want someone to kick my butt into gear.

Had a outrageous daydream about creation while in the bath.

Studying English again today.

[Supposed to mean "too good to be true"]

That's true.

RT @usarui1990 I thought OSTER-san made a Kirby-looking character for a joke, but she's actually doing it for real, which is amazing.

Fave... You're cute as ever, fave... Always be there smiling healthily, fave...

[Re: Cocoa truck song tweet] I actually went viral with music for once. (?)

I'm definitely gonna play Sekiro...

Please recommend me parrying games.

I hear Elden Ring's parries are severe compared to other From games, so I wonder what it's like there... I wanna play the others too...

In any game, as you play it more deeply, improvements go from an additive form to a subtractive one, which is rough, but that also means the pleasure when you manage to do it rises dramatically as well, so I can't stop...

Elemer's shield bash animation is fast so it's hard to dodge roll, but a medium shield can block it without letting any damage through, so it's safe and reliable.

Truly the pleasure of going damageless is unparalleled.

Beat him with an unbuffed weapon, parry-only, damageless for the first time... :crying:
Thank you, Professor Elemer... Video another day. #EldenRing #ParryInTheForgottenLands

Woke up immediately before going drinking again today...

April 14th, 2022

When it's a choice between parry, guard, or roll, it gets complicated and difficult, but guarding has the least lag from the button press, so I'm quick to use it...

It might suit my style more not to use a buckler, but a 100-damage-reduction medium shield so no damage goes through and I actually block when I block.

I practiced Morgott for 15 hours and wasn't able to do it cleanly, but this is where I'm at after 30 minutes on Elemer, so much simpler...

If you induce attacks that are easy to parry at close range, it can become dead simple, but I want to be able to properly respond when an irregular one comes too.

This boss is so fun?????

Elden Ring is my favorite rhythm game. #EldenRing #ParryInTheForgottenLands

I wanna do Elemer for the next Parry in the Forgotten Lands, so I have to clear Shaded Castle first. (the way to the boss is harder than the boss)

My tummy's rumbling a bunch, it's rough.

Talking so much about food and beer made me super hungry.

Talked a buuunch today! Good stuff. :green tea:

Started!

RT @kanatan0w0 [Re: the Cocoa truck song] And the one who sings this song:
#ActuallyThatWasMe

I thought "I'm so bad at art," but looking back on it, I've started to think maybe it has a good flavor to it.

:clock: Tonight at 9:00:
Tesro-sama will be speaking.
We'll discuss recent things, Marshmallows, and future song upload plans.
[Chat] April Chatterings (Reading Marshmallows Etc.) [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]

I've drawn so little lately, I wanna draw crappy comics again.

I feel the mental need to schedule tonight's stream, but I can't get out of bed.

The Parry in the Forgotten Lands series will continue.

[Retweets Akirose announcing an Elden Ring playthrough] Everyone's playing Elden Ring... Elden Ring is good...

RT @mainichi_cocoa Whaaaaa!!! LOLOLOL
Thank you for making such an amazing song!!! :woman bowing: :heart: Yeeaaaayyyyy!! Cocoa cocoa cocoa~ :music notes:

The woman herself...!! (?)
Glad to be of service. :folded hands:

A capable woman who comes to a cafe in her spare time.

I want to see Claire-san defeat Apex Zinogre with adrenaline in 2 minutes.

RT @SisterCleaire @fuwacina Maybe I should play Monster Hunter...

I saw a tweet like "If you're going to collab with OSTER, rather than work hard on compositon, it'd be better to work hard on Monster Hunter" and thought "that's true."

When you get to a week where the music you make seems boring, making music's tough.

Please give me Wabisuke bragging that he made Love Machine in the Actually That Was Me tag. [from Summer Wars, likely the source of the phrase]

This person may hallucinate Molcars too much.

RT @708_pad Feels like you'd make a song for a truck putting the pedal to the metal.
If you count Molcars, I have... :hamster:

Tr"a"ckmaker (person who makes music that plays from a truck)

I made the song that plays from this truck.
#ActuallyThatWasMe

Let's all make the greatest chat stream together...

I was thinking watching someone else's chat stream yesterday how chat streams are where the "mood" of that channel, including the viewers, is most evident.

Today I'll make music and chat at night, today I'll make music and chat at night...

Why does it sound like there's vibrato on it just from changing the pitch?

[Re: new Parry in the Forgotten Land video] Noticing my talent for Yukkuri singing.

Tesroset tonight!

Humans are fools.

I made a friend I felt like I could get along with really well and was having a great time, and I was like "I hope I don't wake up and you disappear," and they were like "It's not a dream LOL," but in the end it was a dream, you liar... I hate you, brain...

April 13th, 2022

:cherry blossom: Tonight, I'm doing an April chat stream. :microphone:
I'm accepting Marshmallows to read during the stream, so please toss them over all you like. :popcorn: #TesrosetTransmission

Radahn and Radagon's names are so similar, there was a time where I mistakenly thought "Rennala's like that, yet she's married to a big guy like Radahn...?"

{New Elden Ring Video]
:lollipop: Parry in the Forgotten Lands VS Commander Niall #EldenRing #TesrosetTransmission #ParryInTheForgottenLands

I want a fairy who will handle all the processing of chicken tail meat for me.

New Parry in the Forgotten Lands :shield: tonight.

Claire-san is so cute, and Cute-san is so Claire.......... (??)

Well, keeping up making music's real tough, so I'm pretty amazing. (intense self-praising)

I super respect everyone who works hard at streaming, and I want them all to receive campanellas of love.

[Links a video by Sakura Coromin about advice on getting popular as a Vtuber] I like Coromin-san a lot... I remember doing Vocaloid how the period where people would listen just because it was Vocaloid only lasted an instant.

April 12th, 2022

±2 and ±3 key changes feel super natural.

The Kirby in the Forgotten Land song does something kinda interesting where it has a +2 key change before the first chorus, then a -2 key change to enter into the second chorus, it's interesting. (so you can't loop it with just a single chorus)

Of course, this is for use as Parry in the Forgotten Lands BGM. Isn't that obvious?

It sounds right enough, but if you compare it with the real thing, it's funny how different the arrangement is.

I cheated and peeked a little bit. (for the key change)

Made the rest of in-my-head Kirby in the Forgotten Land.

All the playing I've been doing since this month started has been so fun, and I wanna do it all over again next month, so I'm longing to meet people... I like people...

[Retweets original Kirby in Elden Ring video] Once again, Kirby's a godly game.

I don't know much about Kirby, but Waddle Dees are enemy characters, yes?

Even when doing Kirby streams, because of my thirst for battle, when I saved all the Waddle Dees I read it as "you defeated all the Waddle Dees."

As much as I sleep, I seem absentminded and sleepy and sluggish, so I'm worried.

Even if the cherry blossoms fall, our memories of enjoying watching them will always remain.

April 11th, 2022

Nepheli Loux has a super cute name, but she's a strong lady who fights swinging an axe around.

Nep League: "Name 5 characters from Daffy Duck and Friends."
Nagura: "Real sorry 'bout this... Nepheli Loux."
[Reference to a segment on the quiz show Nep League where five people must, in order, come up with unique answers to a prompt before a time bomb goes off; thus, saying an obvious answer early on puts more pressure on the others. This was then inverted to a joke format where Nagura (who tends to go first) starts off apologizing as if he's saying an obvious one, yet says something incredibly obscure.]

April 10th, 2022

Claire-san, who knows lots about the names of flowers and about sake, was so cute that all I remember is just saying nothing but "cute" toward the end, but it truly was a fun, dream-like time... :bell:

Feels like this week has let me reclaim months of missed human connections from staying inside and finally made me human again...

At this age, still having a friend I can make a ruckus with and also have serious conversations with and enjoy spending time with is something I'm super grateful for and it makes me feel like I'm gonna cry. (emotions)

RT @SisterCleaire :cherry blossom: :cherry blossom: :cherry blossom:

I went flower-viewing with OSTER project/Fuwacina-san. :cherry blossom: :dango:
There were lots of other flowers blooming besides the sakura, and it was pretty... :smile: :dog:

The flowers fully blooming, even if it took all day, were truly wonderful. :sparkle:

It was fun chatting, too... :smile:

:chun:

Drank, drank,
Until the sunrise

April 8th, 2022

I looked at a Space Ranger video and they were sticking close and repeatedly holding B in midair... I didn't know how to get the most firepower...

The potential energy of a sick person who has to counter or they die.

I did it.......... (report) (62 minutes)

Starting now!

Tesroset tonight!

I couldn't do it cleanly, but for now I made it through... :crying: :crying: :crying: I'll upload a video soon. #EldenRing #ParryInTheForgottenLands

When I played Monster Hunter Rise, I absolutely couldn't iai Teo's punch, and I got super depressed that maybe it was impossible for my reflexes at my age, but I practiced the heck out of it regardless and became able to sense the patterns leading to the punch, which improved my success rate... Reflexes can be covered for with experience.

Kirby will probably end tonight... Feels lonely coming to the end.

:clock: Tonight at 8 PM:
I'm playing Kirby.
I'll be clearing the post-game world.
[Kirby and the Forgotten Land] Peaceful Playthrough #3 [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset] #TesrosetTransmission

I'm starting to do game explanation videos using Yukkuri voice!! Please believe me!!

Perhaps people did think "Bet she really did become Magnamalo..."

"I'm becoming a Vtuber" or other sorts of "I'm starting a thing" tweets are an April Fool's standard, but in my case I've already started so many things already, and people would just think "Yeah, she probably is gonna start doing that," so I had no choice but to become Magnamalo.

April 7th, 2022

In fact, when I make game videos, I get really thorough about it, so just recording a 5-minute video takes like 5 hours, so?????

Aren't people who upload game videos while working a regular job amazing?? Isn't that some wild efficiency???

You don't get bored of games because you run out of goals, but because you aren't able to find goals anymore.

My parrying stress levels definitely still maxed out with Morgott, so I can endure this.

If I did it once, I can do it again... :tengu mask:

It's just such a waste...

Here were today's efforts.......... #EldenRing #ParryInTheForgottenLands

"world" is a typo... The correct spelling was "wolrd"... What is correctness...

Why do I keep doing these painful things? Because I want the pleasure of succeeding at them...
Are you crazy? That's a compliment. (it'a true world)

Elden Ring is rough, so I wanna return to Kirby's world, but if I return to Kirby's world I'll have to beat 1:18 on Masked Hammer Treasure, it's rough.

It's the most extreme game, a quiz with three types of questions you have to keep answering in the blink of an eye: attacks you have to input a parry for the instant he holds the sword aloft, attacks you can't parry even if you act instantly so you have to guard, and attacks that'll pierce guard so you have to roll.

Parry Difficulty
Two-handed sword knight >>> Greatsword knight >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Niall

I passed the knights damageless and did Niall cleanly up to the halfway mark, but I messed up the latter half and it tearfully went south...

Playing games gets me depressed about my chump reflexes.

The knights are way stronger than Niall, it's a total animation lottery...

Know the pleasure of alternatingly silencing them... #EldenRing #ParryInTheForgottenLands

[Retweets Alecto parry video] This is the Kirby video I uploaded the other day.

It's a real-deal Kirby video. Thanks in advance.

:lollipop: Masked Hammer Treasure 1:19
No upgrades/buffs
For those struggling with the target time, bear witness! #TesrosetTransmission #KirbyAndTheForgottenLand
[Kirby and the Forgotten Land] 1:19 No Upgrades/Buffs Masked Hammer Treasure [Yukkuri Explanation]

I'm an amusin' woman. (self-introduction)

Isn't life over the moment you think that you're boring????

Wanting to be an adult that gives other people dreams is super noble. Myself, I just do things with the stance of wanting to give myself dreams... (perverse mindset of if the dreams I give myself make someone else happy, that's a lucky bonus)

Mario Golf 64's coming to Switch??

I'm uploading a Kirby video today. Thanks in advance.

RT @amamiya_kokoro Off-stream, I got iron-maidened and warped, and, um;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; I can't;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Volcano Manor: "Welcome."

Time attacks are fun even if you don't have what it takes to be the fastest in the world. It's the best to be able to experience learning to do something you couldn't before even as an adult.

Monster Hunter is a fun game where everyone gathers to show each other their runs one at a time. (?)

Friend: "Monster Hunter's a game you play all together, right?"
Me: "???? :smile with blush: ???????"

I've bought Splatoon each time, but gave up and quit before I could improve, so I kinda want to stick with it better next time, but the only outcome I can see is me doing single-player time attacks... The tears won't stop, maybe it's 'cause it's spring...

On top of how I gotta make a Parry in the Forgotten Lands video and I gotta progress the main game of Elden Ring already, Monster Hunter's coming in June but also Splatoon's coming in summer??? What are you saying to me??

Huh? Splatoon 3 is this summer???? Huh??

I thought I'd reread my letter from Claire-san when I wasn't feeling cheerful, but I couldn't wait until I wasn't feeling cheerful and just reread it anyway. (?)

April 6th, 2022

I was exhausted, so I thought I'd sleep a little then do some stuff, but I woke up at 2 AM and was overcome with sadness...

This is my with my hair dyed prettily and my friends.

Goodbye, sushi lady... I doubt we'll ever meat again...

There's a super pretty lady quietly eating sushi by herself and I can't help but take notice.

The song I'm about to sing
Is about what's in my head
The star is of course me,
And I'm also the director and cameraman and producer and scriptwriter and musician and video editor (if you liked this video don't forget to like and subscribe)
[Lyrics to Official HIGE DANdism's 115 Million Kilometer Film, which normally go "the star is of course you"]

I wanna make a new Parry in the Forgotten Lands...

Wrong: 1.65
Right: 0.165

Apparently Rise's iai slash winow is 0.25 seconds, so that feels pretty severe.

[Links an article on Elden Ring parrying] The parry timing window even with a buckler is only 1.65 seconds...

[Photo of text saying "Play like you might die tomorrow."] Family precept.

In my dream, I went and had an afterparty.

April 5th, 2022

Healthy heart, dead back!

And I spilled sake all over a skirt colored like freshly-grated red salmon. (regret)

Especially with the recoil from only talking to doctors at the hospital for months, just talking about things like "Your shoes are cute," "Your makeup's cute," "Your earrings are cute" made the world seem to sparkle...

The curious journey of a sister and a depraved monk...

In which I went flower-viewing with Claire-san... (godly episode) (thank you life)



["To Fuwacina-san"]

[Screenshot of phone Face ID screen that instructs "Look down to unlock (shita o muite rokku kaijo)"] I want Kyu Sakamoto [singer of Ue o Muite Arukou] to stop singing in my head every time I see this screen.

Even women get nervous meeting virgins.

I'm a virgin, so I get nervous meeting women.

It's sunny!

April 4th, 2022

I'm the only one attempting Masked Hammer Treasure for 4 hours...

After trying Masked Hammer Treasure for 4 hours, I was unable to surpass my own record, so I'm pissed.

Having produced a 1:18, 1:18 is my new target time...

[Re: her time of 1:18.15 on Masked Hammer Treasure in Kirby] I'm recording a video, but this time is so monstrous I can't surpass it..........

April 3rd, 2022

Aren't people who can draw incredible?

RT @amex1120 Following OSTER project-san on Twitter has made me start to see her as a sort of "hermit who usually drinks a ton, but demonstrates unparalleled strength in a battle" character.

[Screenshot of trending Music topic "Forte," with associated topic "Scandal"]

I'm glad... *smirk*

RT @uti_256 I don't really know OSTER project-san's songs, but I watch her streams, so I like OSTER-san moreso than her music.

RT @watergrassfire OSTER-san is a powerful Vtuber who can make music and play Monster Hunter, so please watch her.

[Screenshot of trending Music topic "Scandal," with associated topic "Forte"] Where'd the piano go?

Magnamalo who can slay Magnamalo within 2:XX minutes.

Ordinary person who's convinced herself she's Magnamalo.

[Retweets Piano Forte Scandal being added to Project Sekai Colorful Stage today] There's a game where you can play songs by Magnamalo?

Healthy mind! Healthy mind! Healthy mind! Dead back

April 2nd, 2022

for the sake of
(For sake's sake)

It's lonely without Magnamalo.

Magnamalo is dead. He's gone.

Gauaaaaaau!!! (Good morning)

April 1st, 2022

[Re: "finished a song" video] Magnamalo-kun is all too diligent for finishing a song and then sequencing this music just to make this video.

RT @nika_niko_222 Got a business message from Magnamalo.

No one can escape from death.

Gwaaaaagyaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
["I finished a song."]

Valstrax-kun said we should run together all the way to the end at the next marathon. :smile:

Wa!! :hearts:

RT @utbutb I drew fanart of Musical Vtuber Magnamalo-san. #MaloArt

Magnamalo likes chord progressions.

..........Gwau.

That Time I, a Musical Vtuber, Was Reborn as Magnamalo and Lost 50 Followers

I'm the best in the Shrine Ruins at making music.

[Jun: "April starts today, bun. In April things get exciting and there's lots of pervy yuri, hop!"]
Ooh... :heart:

OSTER project

I always roar after a backstep.
#ConfuseFollowersWithTweetsThatCouldBeTrueOrLies

Try listening to Magnamalo's music. [Retweets Dandelion and Campanile]

RT @Vwatch_tamaho @fuwacina Because I heard they make good music.

Why is everyone following Magnamalo?

Going to lunch with Almudron. :smile:

Hello, I'm Tigrex. [still with Magnamalo name/avatar]

(backstep)
(backstep)
(backstep)
(backstep)
(backstep)
Seeyaaah...

Guoaaaaaaan!!!! (Hellfire Rising Explosion)

RT @self_itigo [Re: New song posted to OSTER's Fanbox, Small Spring Piano] Umi and Rikki listening to this song:
Umi: "Ahh, what a good song. I love this."
Rikki: "Oh, is that the song by Magnamalo-san?"
Umi: "Yeah, yeah, the Magnamalo-san song."

March 31st, 2022

...ME...
L... OVE... ME...

RT @Tsuki_Amano I was like "Who is this person, when did I follow them?", but it was Fuwacina-san, LOL... I mean...

Oohr!!!! Ooohr!!!!! :sniffle: [Screenshot of "52,110 followers," then "52,100" followers]

Gur-gur-gur-gur-gur... dhyun!!!!
Gaau!! :smile:

RT @708_pad The genius composer Magnamalo is too funny.

???

RT @ado1024imokenp Everyone sure seems energetic today. Even though it's already night...

..........

:smile with blush: :sweatdrops:
[Screenshot of her current profile:
"Gwaau!!
[Profession] Petting Zoo [Location] Shrine Ruins"]

[Retweets "beating Magnamalo faster than Love Ward" video] ...

(backstep)
(backstep)
(backstep)
Gwaaaaaaau!!!!!
Gwoooooooaaaaaaaau!!!!! (explosion)

Hyuudorodorodorodoro... :flame:

Gwaaaau!!!! Gwooooooaaaaaaaaau!!!!!!! Gyaaaaaaau!!!!

..........

[At midnight, she changes her avatar and display name to "Magnamalo."]

Changed smartphones and the screen is huuuuuuuuuuge.

It's spring, so I have infinite appetite...

[Retweets Kirby Alecto parry video] my new song

The word "face-up" just isn't linked to a face-up posture in my mind.

There are people who can't immediately understand left and right, and I also sometimes don't remember which is "face-up" and which is "face-down" for a second, so I know the feeling. [The Japanese words in question don't actually have a standard "up" or "down" in them, so all the more reason to mix them up.]

Grade schooler on the last day of summer vacation frantically making a piano song for her Fanbox because it's the end of the month today.

Let's do our best parrying together as usual today.

March 30th, 2022

Parrying gives you nutrients you can only obtain through parrying.

The bosses coming up that I'm certain I want to parry are Niall, Radagon, and Malenia.

Kirby's last-second dodges are super fun too, but it is sort of sad how there aren't many opportunities to get a counter hit from a last-second dodge. (other moves are way too powerful)

My desire to parry is so high I'll never finish Elden Ring in my life, and I haven't beaten it yet, yet I wanna make a new file and start over from the beginning.

This goes for multi-monster quests in Monster Hunter too, but I don't even understand how people can process info well enough to pull off counters against multiple opponents... Truly a technique only chosen humans can perform...

The Godskins seem like they'd be super fun to parry, but I already beat them, so I can't fight them. (Godskin Duo is a no-go)

Morgott was so hellishly difficult to parry that I feel like I can tackle any other parrying...

RT @rinui03 For what a punchline "Parry in the Forgotten Lands" is, OSTER-san's super good at games.

It's my style to give my all for jokes.

RT @crab_kanikani The BGM is self-made, truly the ultimate Musical Vtuber...

:lollipop: Parry in the Forgotten Lands VS Alecto, Black Knife Ringleader #EldenRing #TesrosetTransmission

I'm uploading an Elden Ring video at 7 Pm. This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill.

Since I'm so kind, I let my hot dog look at the sakura too.

In spring again today.

Since fun dreams are just convenient fantasies your own mind goes and makes up, and reality's a whole different thing...

There's a lonesomeness to having a fun dream then waking up and going "it was a dream...?" (good problem to have)

March 29th, 2022

Making videos for games is super fun.

The music in this Kirby game is, to put it mildly, so good I feel like crying.

Kirby doesn't use that many augs.

Kirby and the Forgotten Land sequenced from how I imagine it in my head. #Dominowns

Of course I'm happy if people take notice of something I put special care into, but I like to think of them not noticing as the default, and them noticing is just bonus points.

I don't think people aren't interested in you or anything just because they don't notice changes - people just take interest in different ways.

You wouldn't be able to tell if I changed my strings synth, would you????? (with the exception of some fanatics)

If I can make people think "Even though I'm not really sure what changed, aren't you kinda cute today?", that alone makes me happy.

Today at the hospital, a doctor said "Even if a woman changes her eye shadow, you usually can't notice, right?", to which an old lady replied "Real makeup is makeup that others don't notice, so that's ideal," and I super felt the desire to be able to say things like that off the cuff.

Lately I'm feeling intensely regretful that I didn't try harder at games in my 20's.

Blue skies required ahead

I've become so knowledgeable about Masked Hammer Treasure that I could almost make an explainer video for Masked Hammer Treasure. (?)

If I'd known you could keep pressing B mid-jump to make three flame tornadoes, I would've been doin' it to start with!

For real, Kirby and the Forgotten Land, please show a detailed in-game explanation for each copy ability!!!!!

[Screenshot of 1:18.15 on Masked Hammer Treasure, with target time of 1:40] What were all my previous efforts for... With no buffs, naturally.

March 28th, 2022

Learned how to do some moves I didn't know about for the Masked Hammer Treasure and now I wanna run it again.

This feels so much like a suddenly-appearing punchline.

[Edited from "Kirby of the Stars" (name for the Kirby series in Japanese) to "Parry of the Shield"]

Still haven't managed to do Alecto damageless, but I felt like I'd get too obsessed, so I went and beat him.

Kirby and the Forgotten Land is a dark game that endlessly demands speedruns of you. (it doesn't really demand it)

Tilt-and-Roll Kirby is an evil game, it's nuts.

I worked so hard for this and all I get is 20 coins, what the heck... I'm doing it for honor.

In localized parts, Kirby is harder than Elden Ring.

[Screenshot of beating the Masked Hammer Treasure target time] I did it!!! I did it!!!!!

I'm making a song in secret that should make everybody happy.

As far as Elden Ring, I think it's amazing how it accomodates different kinds of game-likers. You can power-level and play it like "I'm the strongest!", or you can fight opponents underleveled and aim to overpower them with your movement, so everyone can feel good taking whatever approach they desire. And so I walk the path of carnage...

Liking games isn't just about being fond of a wide variety of games, and you could probably say the same in other fields too... After all, I like music, but don't know a lot about it...

Also, I'm fairly aware of how unique my idiosyncracies with games are, which painfully reinforces the feeling that I might not be able to enjoy playing games with others. (but I enjoy playing alone)

I often think about this talking to friends, and it's pretty obvious, but the way you enjoy games can vary so much between people it's wild. "Game-liker" is on the same level of absurdly broad as "animation-liker" or "comic-liker."

All I think about with enemies is how many attacks I can get in.

I progress so meticulously, I'll never finish Elden Ring as long as I live.

[Re: "From-game players when their movement wasn't to their satisfaction" video] I was just thinking while watching this back, couldn't I just walk normally to avoid the grab attack and do a backstab?

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