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March 17th, 2022

Just thinking about how I beat Morgott with parries makes the world seem to sparkle.

I think that probably took about 15 hours... 15 hours of my Elden Ring was Morgott...

My parry precision wasn't all there, but I stayed calm and parried all the way to the end... My heart hurts...

I did ittttt... :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: :crying: I didn't give up and won sticking to my style... :crying: :crying: :crying: #EldenRing

Despite me playing an incredibly popular game, because I always play in an incredibly unpopular manner, it's hard to share my pain with others playing the game.

Morgott has a single move I just can't parry nor dodge no matter what, so if he rolls it, it's over...

I'm way too bad at games. :smile with halo:

My parrying is going terribly...

Today's the day I beat Morgott.

To celebrate Astalos joining Sunbreak, I sang Astalos's music. #MonsterHunterRise #MHSunbreak

If you can't use Hoarfrost Stomp, you can just parry, right?

People good at singing, or good at art, or good at games, or with pretty faces, seem like they must have such fun lives..........

My Monster Hunte cover series is sung to the original songs so that they line up perfectly if you play them together.

That was the announcement of my new work.

:lightning bolt:

[Re: Morgott parry video] Planning to make a full version of this.

[Retweets Elden Ring patch notes] So Hoarfrost Stomp was fixed...

March 16th, 2022

Morgott's parries are painful in a way only those who have attempted Morgott's parries can understand...

There's lots of animations like this with similar preliminary movements but different parry timings, so it's really exhausting.

Why is parrying Morgott so hard? #EldenRing

All-parry play takes a brutal amount of concentration, so it's super tiring.

So Elden Ring is a rhythm game...

Person who's not satisfied with her manuvering in the second phase and thus doesn't deal the final blow, so she just ends up dying.

It's so painful to do the first half almost perfect but get instantly killed by the second phase...

The slice-up animation also has two types... I'm just not able to react to the faster one, so it ends up being a prayer.

Finally managed to push him this far... #EldenRing

I went and said something silly, but everyone in the regions that got the biggest shocks, please take care...

I went into my work room to check the earthquake, and I fretted thinking I left a sexy video open, but looking closer it was just a video on how to process chicken tail meat. Good.

Just thinking about how Monster Hunter's coming out June 30th makes the world seem to sparkle...

The more I do this, the more I realize that animations I thought were the same are actually super similar yet distinct animations with different timings and fall deeper into despair, what is this game..........

It's so brutal thinking Morgott's doing a reliable side-swing animation after running around, but then having to roll the dice on two super-similar side-swing animations with different parry timings.

I'm trying out a small shield just to see, but worryingly, I'm not remotely getting the impression that it's any easier to parry with than a medium shield.

Progress...

[Retweeting fanart for Someday My Pudding Will Come with the tag "#Fuwacinart"] The Fuwacinart tag is good!! Please use it.

Having come this far with Morgott, I can't help but be stubborn, and won't proceed until I'm satisfied with my manuevering.

I'm still not over not being able to defeat Tree Sentinel with starting stats, so I want a rematch if I get the chance.

I wanna make people's hearts into pulp with music. :blushing smile:

[Retweets news of Elden Ring selling over 12 million copies] Elden Ring might give the impression of being too hard, but there are lots of support systems so that even a beginner can have fun, so it's a game I can wholeheartedly recommend...

Wanna be the Michel Legrand of the Vtuber world...

Listening to Rainbow Stories being performed live lets me indulge in the presumptuous fantasy of "Am I Michel Legrand...??"

[Retweeting Project Sekai singer commenting on the difficult of singing Rainbow Stories] There are a lot of places in my songs where you can't harmonize with the third, making the chorus line difficult.......... (sorry to everyone who sings them)

I announced this yesterday, but Monster Hunter Rise Sunbreak is releasing June 30th. Thanks in advance.

March 15th, 2022

Awaiting Apex Astalos.

Let me iai them soon...

I was thinking Malzeno was a more special monster, but it was just one of three...

[Announcement] Monster Hunter Rise Sunbreak releases June 30th!!! Let's all buy it, everyone!!!

Guess I'll do my best to live for 3 more months...

Astalos is so hype...

Huh????? June 30th?????????

Wait wait waitwaitwaitwait this is too much info!!!!!!

Whoaaa!!!

It's here!!!!

It's soon..........

Not Margit, I mean Morgott...

When will I be able to defeat Margit?

No need to talk about it, just watch me play.

You've really become a gamer, almost appallingly so, in the past few years... What's the matter? Wanna talk about it?

One hour to go, and my sun is already about to break...

Can't we make it 11 PM already?

When is 11 PM? Not yet?

Gasoline's expensive. :angry face:

I'm interested in new elements too, but I'm super curious about monsters they're bringing back and stuff... I wanna fight past monsters with this game's systems so bad.

Tonight, there will be news for Monster Hunting Rising Sunbreaker. (reminder)

Starting to feel like most "skilled/unskilled" in the world is just a matter of if you can persist until you get skilled or not.

I'm... good at games...??

RT @KC5310601 OSTER-san uploads nothing but good-to-listen-to songs and is good at games, it feels like she lives in a different dimension.

1: Animation before a side-swing with no delay
2: Animation before a side-swing with delay
Aren't these exactly the same?! (the angle of the sword's a little different)

It's tough on your mind to get beat down by the same attacks from the same boss over and over, but the sense of achievement when countless tries lead to finding a way to break through feels so good I just keep on going.

Don't run away from parrying.

It's not Morgott I can't beat, it's myself.

Watch the almost-hour of me dying unable to do anything in my early fights against Morgott on yesterday's stream..........

RT @syaroya OSTER-san is seriously so good I yelled. I'm so vexed seeing her do things I tried to do but gave up on because it seemed impossible.

MMM (My Morgott Memo) [Screenshot of her notes on most reliable responses to every possible attack from Morgott]

When I parry a charge and then he slices upward, it's so fast I can't react.

Morning training. #EldenRing

Before yesterday's stream: "Morgott and Margit aren't all that different, and I've practiced the heck out of parrying, so it'll be easy."
After yesterday's stream: "Huh?????"

New Sunbreak info tonight
New Sunbreak info tonight
New Sunbreak info tonight

March 14th, 2022

Me: "Search: can't beat morgott"
Internet: "Try summoning NPCs and ashes, and stomp frost from a distance."
Me: "Shaddup."

I'm so vexed about not winning I already wanna rematch.

The result of 100 battles... :sniffle: #TesrosetTransmission

Morgott's parries are so severe I snapped.

[Sad News] After over 100 battles with Morgott the Omen King:
Unbeaten.

Morgott's so strong LMAO
lmao... (still attempting)

We've begun!!!!

Am I cursed to always forget the tag??

:clock: 8:30 PM:
Going to the capital.
[Elden Ring] I Know, Let's Go to the Capital. #3 [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]
["Sou da, Outo ikou," in reference to tourist tagline for Souda, Kyoto: "Sou da, Kyoto ikou."]

I'm streaming tonight, so I'll get ready.

Vtubers lurking in Elden Ring. #TesrosetTransmission
["I've got no FP, I can't call - "Stone Digger Troll"... It's Virtual YouTuber Stonedigger Toruru! (laughs) Hi, I'm Virtual YouTuber Stonedigger Toruru♡
Ah, Glintstone Firefly! It's Virtual YouTuber Glintstone Hotaru!"]

Thank you... and thank you...

The most sublime sight for me having finished my taxes.

[Retweets announcement of Wonderland Showtime Rainbow Stories premiere] Could this be very soon?

[Retweets news about first sub-30-minute Elden Ring speedrun in 28:59] ???

I forget what the dodge and draw weapon buttons are and my thoughts freeze.

Bear witness to a person touching Monster Hunter for the first time in two weeks...

Don't press A to run!!!

Getting back to Monster Hunter with the new controller, and sure enough, I've picked up some weird habits.

If the Pro Controller were sturdier, the Switch would be a godly console, but the Switch is still a godly console no matter how busted my Pro Controller gets, so oh well...

my new gear

March 13th, 2022

Succesful parries are good for your health. Failures kill you.

Also, my Pro Controller's on the fritz from too much Elden Ring, so I'll go buy a new one tomorrow... (sad)

Watching back videos I've recorded, I noticed for the first time that the difference in motions before beam and jump attacks has to do with if you're holding your weapon overhand or underhand... I wanna be able to clearly see the motions rather than just sort of feeling it out.

(dies in one hit from a big attack)

I'm a top-hunter raised in Kamura Village, so I won't be satisfied unless I can turn every enemy attack into an opportunity.

I have the beginner-specific wanna-parry-everything disease.

That's not how you fight an enemy you don't have the stats for... (never ever going to beat this game)

I haven't touched Monster Hunter in about two weeks, so I'm super scared to return...

When I play Arceus atfer playing Elden Ring, I keep trying to press X to pick up items, press in the left stick to get off Wyrdeer, and press in the right stick to focus on Pokemon, so nothing goes well for me.

My stomach is unwell.

[Retweets announcement of premiere for Wonderlands Showtime version of Rainbow Stories]
I'm glad
I was born on Earth!!! :earth: :explosion:

Through doing my taxes, I've once more keenly felt "I sure am able to live thanks to everyone's aid..........", so I wish to express my feelings of gratitude.

Tomorrow, I will enter the Royal Capital of Leyndell.
I will defeat Morgott the Omen King, and express my feelings.

Let's think of it as giving lots of Super Chats to the hospital I stan.

I'm whaling hard on the hospital again, but I seriously want to improve my health, so what can you do.

There's the old phrase "putting legs on a snake" to mean "superfluous," but it's fine if some people have a fetish for putting legs on snakes, and we should accept diversity.

The songs in Frozen are so popular they probably leave an impression of being super bright and shiny, but I think everyone forgets how there's a song where they loudly sing "Get the fiancé out of the way and the whole thing will be fixed."

March 12th, 2022

Is there even anybody who's fully beaten Elden Ring, including getting all the items and NPC events and such...?

What do you want me to do, suddenly shoving a game with this much volume into my life...

I'll never finish this Elden Ring game for as long as I live.

First-Class Chef vs. Godrick the Grafted

Add more doctors at the hospital, please.

I seriously might have only talked to doctors at the hospital this past month.

March 11th, 2022

Is this my self-introduction? [Screenshot of Elden Ring item description for Glass Shard: "Glass shard covered in dirt. Essentially worthless."]

I'm so bad at interacting with others. (not as if something happened, but because so little has happened)

Once you defeat all the parry teachers, they go away...

Wanna be human.

I've become somebody who sleeps at weird times again, I'm gradually becoming not human...

Don't depend on Pokemon.

Arceus: "Send in a Pokemon, and do battle!"
Me: "Don't wanna. (rapid-firing balms)"

Elden Ring is a game you can recommend to beginners that you can see the ending of in 1 hour. (?)

[Retweets news about first sub-1-hour Elden Ring speedrun: "far from perfect, but not bad for 12 days since the game came out"] ???

March 10th, 2022

Are those swords of light Maritozzo uses Carian Retaliation? I doubt I could parry them without being able to see into the future...

Part of me plays Monster Hunter because of how good Iai Spirit Slashes feel, so it's natural that I become a parrier in Elden Ring too.

Maritozzo, become immortal and be my parry teacher forever...

Parries in this game are 5 billion times harder than they look.

Godly boss.

I wanna fight Margit, but if I fight Margit I'll die and vanish... Sad...

Song's done... Satisfied with yet another song with incomprehensible progression...

There's so little that's easy in life, it's sad.

Arranging is so hard I'm gonna snap.

I'm using the phrase "bear witness" a worrying amount.

[In response to someone looking for a no-vocals version of Love Ward] Bear witness to my homepage!!
fuwafuwacinnamon.sakura.ne.jp/music2.html
(Posting covers is welcome, so everyone feel free! :micophone: :music notes:)

I owe much to my teacher Tree Sentinel.

RT @nagekichi Bear witness to From. #EldenRing

I never ended up being satisfied with the consistency of my parrying against Draconic Tree Sentinel, so I wanna fight it again...

Please don't give me any more satisfyingly difficult games...

People who do Monster Hunter time attacks are masochists, right? (biased)

It's become clear I'm a masochist in terms of getting deep into games...

Feels like I'll start Sekiro once I finish Elden Ring... (feels like I'll start Dark Souls when I finish Sekiro)

You wanna win perfectly, right?

It'd probably go against the spirit of the game, but I wanna be able to freely fight bosses once I've beaten then...

[Screenshot of completion rate for Radahn achievement] Apparently it's currently at 27.6% on the Steam version.

Wasn't the Radahn Festival fun?
Eating the candy apples we bought at a stall, walking around and dribbling water balloons...
Not being used to geta sandals and getting tired, then sitting on the stone stairs to the shrine to rest...
Wasn't it fun, the Radahn Festival?

RT @taiyo_sun_sun Radahn Festival #EldenRing

I'm tired of going to the hospital, but if I don't go to the hosptial I might not be able to go out whatsoever, so maybe it's a good thing to have events that force you to go out.

Capcom's releasing a game where you hunt dinosaurs...?

I get the impression that dodge rolling has a delay from your button input, but Bloodhound Step lets you dodge right before getting hit as long as you hit the input.

Anyone who can't beat Radahn at close range, you should put on Bloodhound Step.

Can only win with Bloodhound Step.

Oh fever

[Supposed to be a word for freshly-cooked food still being hot]

Whatever happens in life, unless you can rewind time, all you can do is just work toward resolving problems, so no need to think about it. Always empty your mind.

I've gotten way too used to various misfortunes in my life that I'm pretty calm about it.

I had a dream where a bunch of spots on my head were balding, and I was like "I go to the hospital so much, but now I have to go to Aderans too...? Ugh, fine...", but then I woke up and touched my hair and it was nice and full... Thank goodness...

March 9th, 2022

The thing I use to parry the fire and make magic swords is a godly Ash of War called Carian Retaliation.

I do niche streams where I spend two hours dying dozens of times just trying to perfect my movement.

PC games are intensive after all... Wonder if I can do a little more about that.

Watching back the stream, the screen was freezing a bunch, but bear witness to my absolutely-must-parry performance against Draconic Tree Sentinel!! #TesrosetTransmission

Summary of tonight's stream:
Radahn, who I wanted to beat even if it took stubbornness: 1 hour
Draconic Tree Sentinel, who I wanted to beat one-on-one using parries at all costs: 2 hours

Thank you very much.

I just beat the deer while no one was watching... Sad.

It stopped from some kind of stream error, and it seems like it'll be tough to restart it, so I'll end there for today, sorry... :crying: :sweatdrops:

Currently fighting Draconic Tree Sentinel. :dragon:

[Retweeting Elden Ring stream announcement] I can start...!!!! I'll start!!!!!

I wanted to draw something for Miku Day, but the time just vanished between napping and taxes and yakiniku... Urgh...

The ra-jan song → Miracle Paint

RT @self_itigo My daughter's slowly starting to get interested in OSTER project songs.
"I like Napo-Napo-Napo-Napo" → Napo-Naporitan Match
"I like the "ii jan" song" → Centipede Daydream
"I like the "i-i-i-i-ii jan" song" → Suki! Yuki! Maji-Magic (OSTER project All-Out Arrangement!)
Napo-Napo aside, the latter two are impossible to tell apart!!

Sorry, the stream might start late due to some trouble with them not being able to grill the meat at the yakiniku place... Sorry... I want to eat delicious meat even if it means starting late... Sorry...

I've come to gather strength before the festival.

Tonight's the festival!!

While calculating medical expenses, I've once again confirmed that unblessed me's the world over are saved by your support... Grateful...

I've got lots to do, so why was I sleeping?

#MemorableMikuSongs
I'm smiling at all the people naming my songs in this tag, but my own encounter was the demo song on the Crypton homepage about one week after Miku-san was born. May you continue to follow me.

Tesroset tonight. :wink:

With the NPC events, too, I'm like "you'd never figure this out just playing normally" all the time...

There's endless hidden routes even in dungeons I've already been in, what???

I wanted to finish Elden Ring before Kirby arrives, but I'm starting to wonder if this game has an "end."

March 8th, 2022

I'm also working as a Tarnished.

What am I...

FeelzenVr: "There this Vocaloid producer I used to love but who suddenly deleted all their songs and disappeared, and I recently decided to follow the trail and realized they were actually a composer I recently started listening to, and I literally screamed."

RT @kana_fla On the other hand, OSTER-san has continued to make wonderful songs since 2007 when I first listened to Miracle Paint. Also she became a Vtuber and plays games and draws and does Monster Hunter time attacks and manzai and mahjong.

:clock: Tonight at 8:00:
I'm playing Elden Ring. I worked hard on the thumbnail. Thanks in advance. #TesrosetTransmission
[Elden Ring] Daisuke, Look! That's the Radahn Festival! #2 [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]

["A Woman Tackling the World's Most Dangerous Festival" "This ain't good!!"]

Who else gets so tired riding a bike for the first time in ages that they sleep for 4 hours???

Kiyo-san playing BotW for hours and not progressing at all is incredible, and incredibly BotW.

The thing I paid the most for last year: The hospital.

I started my tax return, but the pile of receipts for the last year of medical expenses is gonna make my heart break.

Parrying's super fun, so I wanna fight a boss parrying works on.

Golden Parry... So there's that, too...

The Gusto Demi-God Hamburger

My rhythm game recommendation is Monster Hunter. It's got lots of high-BPM songs like Apex Zinogre and Valstrax.

I'm going to say something unbelievable, but I won't be drinking for a month.

Every day hospital! Hospital! Hospital!!

[Retweets 33%-off sale on Rise "in preparation for Sunbreak"] I'm playing Elden Ring in preparation for Sunbreak. (??????)

I've been going only to the hospital and supermarket for so long, my stamina has declined so much that just getting in a car feels like I'm gonna die... I'm not even human anymore.

He does straight up have lots of hands, so he'd probably be pretty good.

[Screenshot of trends "Rhythm Gamers" and "Godrick"] Rhythm gamer Godrick: "Bear witness to my full combo!!"

March 7th, 2022

[Screenshot of Google search for "how to get to volcano manor" that returns a page on Elden Ring, but also suggests map directions for an actual place called Volcano Manor] So it was in Nagano...?

Mirin is godly. First off, the name is cute. It has a name like Miku-san and Rin-chan stuck together so much they sank into each other.

I looked it up, and mirin seasoning has less than 1% alcohol?

I'm in it for the good stuff, so I choose real mirin!

At the supermarket, I was like "why's mirin seasoning have an 8% tax on it but actual mirin has 10%?!", but I wonder if that's due to the amount of alcohol...?

What's my problem, sticking to being a longsword user even in the Lands Between?

Maybe I'm a longsword user who fights in the alchemy style.

If I were reborn in an RPG world, I'd be an [Alchemist]! #NewRPGJobQuiz #PersonalityQuiz
Not a longsword user...

March 6th, 2022

Don't run away from Monster Hunter.

Once again today, I set out to fulfill both work and being Tarnished... and failed to do both... I couldn't be Tarnished...

Wanna be Tarnished soon.

Feel like writing songs for all the cute-voiced people on Earth...

In short, I'm a high school boy. My regards.

Indeed, as I age, I've come to gain some resignation toward life in a good way. Yes, in a good way.

If you told me to make lyrics out of a high school girl's feelings, I'd feel really unconfident because I can only write lyrics for the kinds of high school girl I can think of... I'd be super confident if you asked me to make lyrics out of a high school boy's feelings, though. Poopie.

Continuing to write lyrics I'm satisfied with as my values change over the course of living is perhaps more difficult than I thought??????

What's with this super-cute song... I'm a genius...

These suggestions are too funny.
[Screenshot of search suggestions for "radahn festival": "radahn festival miyagawa" "radahn festival daisuke"]
[This is in reference to a meme format with comedian Daisuke Miyagawa that, in this case, goes like this:
"Daisuke! Look at that!"
Miyagawa: "Whaaaaaaaaaa?!?!?!?!"
"It's Radahn!!!!!!!"
Miyagawa: "This's one heck of a Shattering!!!!!"
Melina: "That's right, Daisuke!!!! The most energetic festival in the world is the Radahn Festival!!!!!!"]

Gotta work hard on Real-Life Ring today...

March 5th, 2022

(Elden Ring) That's a sign of growth... :dizzy star:

Playing some serious Elden Ring was fun! Won't you become a lord too?

Having a struggle to the death with Caelid's Night's Cavalry...

It's begun!!!!

Why had I not played these games that're so suited for me until now?

Elden Ring's so fun, I feel like I might start Sekiro once I'm finished with it.

I've decided to think of the Elden Ring boss delay as all of them being Tetranadon.

:clock: Tonight at 8:00:
Bear witness!!!!!

[Elden Ring] My First ***lslike [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]

Elden Ring is a fun game for the whole family.

I feel like I might become a sword-user even in Kirby... Was I a warrior in a past life???

Someone who hardly knows Kirby characters but knows Chef Kawasaki must be a resident of the internet.

I'm of the opinion brass and strings are generally best performed live, but when it comes to Kirby music, using digital instruments feels meaningful... That sound defines Kirby.

The Kirby demo... is fun...

March 4th, 2022

Buckler parry... So there's that, too? :thinking face:

I intended to become a tough close-combat fencer, but wanted to try magic and started dumping into intelligence, so my physical stats are lacking... Let's become a mage fencer... The dream...

This guy won't let you call Ashes on the field, and doesn't give you the time to fully heal if you take a single hit, and demands pretty much a one-on-one perfect game, it was rough, it was fun. (masochist)

I've only gotten a parry once, so I figured two-handing would be better, but I wanna be able to get parries more reliably.

I'm starting to adapt to this game's delay.

He was strong... :sniffle:

Elden Ring's dungeons have so many enemies it's impossible to fully explore them, yet there's all these route branches and hidden things, so I tend to stay in dungeons for eternity.

I wanna play Curdly of the Begotten Land.

I took a nap and dreamed about streaming, so I'll stream tomorrow...

March 3rd, 2022

[Screenshot of "Fuwacina obtained a Nugget!"; the Japanese word for Nuggets is also slang for "balls"] Playing Arceus and suddenly got sexually harrassed by an old guy. (?)

I need me. Don't need any more reason to live than that, do ya?

I feel like it's convincing yourself that you need to be needed to live that ruins people.

Rather than an impossible-to-prove line like "everyone's needed by someone," don't you find a truer line like "even if no one needed you, you still have the right to live" more captivating?

If you tried to beat Elden Ring as fast as possible, it'd be a ridiculously difficult game, but it's actually a nice game where if you gradually raise your stats and call NPCs and summon phantoms, even a beginner can defeat bosses. (at the moment)

What world would I have to go to to be "reserved"?

>Though sometimes seen as having a reserved personality,

Never.

You're a "bunny type" (INFP)!
:point: Strong unique worldview
:point: Mind works fast
:point: Slightly conservative
#PersonalityTest #16TEST #CompatibilityTest #RelationshipTest

This song is the theme for a cyber historical drama planned to air in 3045, Oda Android vs. Mecha-Ieyasu. That's a lie.

[Announcement] I wrote the song "Beacon-Fire Blade" for the current beatmania IIDX 29 CastHour! :flame: :flame: :flame: I took the challenge of creating the bizarre "cyber historical drama" genre, so please give it a play.

Can I become Elden Lord before Kirby arrives?

I finished the Raya Lucaria chapter, so I'm starting the Caelid chapter, but the enemies and landscape are super scary.

[Retweeting "music change" video] Longsword user from Elde Village.

March 2nd, 2022

This was playing in my head, you see.

Is this like an Odogaron equipped with magic?

The effect of the music changing when you get below a certain amount of health is so intense... (memory falsifying)

It's my first From game, but the exploration and combat are both so fun I can't escape.

Won't you become a lord too?

RT @number29 Elden Ring didn't seem too interesting from the impressions of diehard FromSoft people, but seeing videos of OSTER-san defeating Tree Sentinel and Maritozzo got me interested.

I want to progress in Elden Ring, but I'm way too scared to do either bosses or dungeons.

Who else killed Sorceress Sellen...

Elden Ring Merchants

["Elden Ring] Merchants (Sho..."]

March 1st, 2022

In a normal game, you wouldn't have Tree Sentinel at the start...

I like both humane games and inhumane games.

Playing Arceus after Elden Ring makes me emotional, like "what a humane game..."

Elden Ring's dungeons get me trembling so much I feel like it's a horror game.

After putting together a counter-strategy, I beat the old grafted guy in three tries... Jellyfish is too strong...

I want there to be grace every 10 meters.

Since starting Elden Ring, the line in the song Ultra Soul "If you want grace, discover what sadness is and go cry on your own" shoots right through me.

February 28th, 2022

I searched for "Maritozzo the Fell Omen" and there were just two people who said it before me. So close... (?)

I was thinking "dungeons sure are tough," but I realized they're tough because I try to defeat everything, so I'll aim to move through avoiding combat now.

Today I beat Maritozzo and a huge dragon, so I'm closer to being a lord.

I didn't even know that message was written by a player at first...

Is there anyone whose first death in Elden Ring wasn't to Tree Sentinel or a solider, but to believing a message that said "Try jumping off" and jumping off a cliff?

This is my first time with a Soulslike [technically "you-die game," but they're sort of synonymous], but it's so up my alley I'm wondering why I never played one until now.

Nuggsnfries (area boss)

[Screenshot of "Area Boss" header with an ad for McDonalds nuggests and fries under it] This Elden Ring strategy site... What is this, McDonald the Fell Omen?

I'm an old-timer, so I called my smartphone a mobile phone again...

My mobile phone calendar says February ends today, is that a bug? Anyone else having the same issue?

I was startled when a sudden sexy event occurred. (I was hugged)

Thank you for the match.

Raising my stats let me win in a blink with even sloppier movement than yesterday, so I'm arbitrarily unsatisfied. (??)

Thank you for the match.

If I could just use an Iai Spirit Slash on Tree Sentinel, it'd be a shutout...

February 27th, 2022

For someone who couldn't even defeat roaming soldiers yesterday, I've done well...

Though it'd leave some dissatisfaction to clear it with some movements I'm still unable to respond to...

Maybe I'll just raise my stats like normal... :smile with halo: Don't go doing challenge runs your first time...

Why...

I wanna beat Tree Sentinel with starting stats, but I also wanna go on a walk, so I'm holding my head.

Say, Elden Ring lets you dash with your weapon drawn, doesn't it.......... (wasn't using it)

Even if I get past the first half damageless, I panic when it gains new moves... My mind is so weak...

I died after this...

Is Tree Sentinel's hardest attack the tackle????

I want to beat at least the first boss with maneuvering alone, so I don't wanna raise my stats...

Are there games where you can't beat the first boss even after trying for 3 hours???

The second phase is strong...

Looking it up, it seems fatal blows don't work on this person to begin with???

Skillfully dodging the right direction to not get too far from the enemy makes me be like "This is exactly like how longsword used to be..." and fires me up.

I wonder why it is that when it looks like I can do a fatal blow, even if I get close and mash tbe button, I can't do a fatal blow...

This game's too fun.

I've gotten up to the Tree Sentinel's pattern changing, but it's hospital time...

Dodging out of the way seems safer than trying to use invincibility frames.

The dodge timing in this game is so hard.

Everyone's fighting Tree Sentinel, but I'm fighting lag... I'm the only one fighting lag...

The moment I dropped the graphics quality of Elden Ring, I got a lot better...

Isn't it such a mystery when that OSTER person makes songs? Seriously, when does she

Today's plans:
- Elden Ring
- Hospital visit
- Elden Ring
- Make dinner
- Elden Ring
- Bath
- Elden Ring

New release.

[Supposed to basically be "a fool who only knows one thing."]

The half-diminished in Lemon's "Until the rain stops falling, I can't return" has such an extreme "until the rain stops falling, I can't return" energy.

February 26th, 2022

It reminds me of fun times using longsword with a dodge ability...

I have to go to bed, but I already wanna play Elden Ring...

I played Elden Ring during the day and mahjong at night, so I think I'll play Arceus now... (pro gamer)

Some say I make more jokes in a stream than I take breaths... Joke compilations...

The stream was fun! Mahjong! Solitaire! President! It truly had everything.

It's sudden, but I'm going to play mahjong. #TesrosetTransmission
[Clubhouse Games] Record of the Mahjong Beginner Tesro 1 [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]

Elden Ring has you facing the same boss and dying over and over, but that's the same as what I've been doing in Monster Hunter time attacks.

oh...

["ELDEN RING (Not Responding)"]

If I treat it like a Monster Hunter dodge, I don't make it in time.

Elden Ring has so many moments of "I totally dodged that, didn't I?" that it hurts...

I keep wanting to press R1 to run, and wanting to press X to dodge, and wanting to press triangle to attack, so it's difficult. :angry face:

After playing for two hours, I'm finally grasping how to fight.

I can't even beat the soldiers around, much less a boss????

Was I this much of a gamer all along...? I've fully remembered the part of myself that liked games...

It seems tough starting new games until you understand the systems.

I'll think of it as Monster Hunter without iai slashes and press on.

my new gear...

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