OSTER project's Twitter
Translations of tweets from @fuwacina. For an archive of other Vocaloid-related Twitters I no longer keep up with, go here.
Endured another painful treatment today. :bandaged heart:
Even if people tell me it's a heavy thing to bring up, any occurrence that gets etched into your life is just a fact and something you gotta live with being part of your life.
Some people say talking about death is too heavy, but it's something near to us, and I feel like being alive is a miraculous thing to start with. But thinking how those people must be surrounded by people living healthily to the point they don't really feel the reality of that makes me a bit envious.
I've uncouthly survived to see another day.
In my dream today, I was a cat, but I got stung by this huge bee and kept saying I might die of anaphylaxis, talked with a bunch of people about memories, and ultimately didn't actually die.
Thinking up titles is tough.
Song's ready.
Worryingly, I've gotten to the point where just receiving treatment at the hospital makes me start to cry.
The song I'm making is so cool I'm gonna wet myself.
Having my Monster Hunter efforts praised makes me happier than anything. (what about music)
Since I'm so restless, I've hardly ever looked my age. Plus my hair's pink.
I want to be praised for training hard in Monster Hunter despite approaching 40.
Also in my dream, Suica crashed and I made curry. The things I wanna do really do just show up in my dreams, anxieties included.
The feeling of needing to make songs is so strong, I was composing in my dreams again.
The single aspect of my back being horribly bad is messing up my life, so I wanna get my life back soon.
I'm talking like an otaku who endlessly wandered a desert with no oases and achieved enlightment.
You yourself are the one whose views you most align with, so I'm grateful to have myself...
Oops, wrong timeline.
Good work in 2022, me!
A whole lot happened this year!! I'll keep giving it my all in 2023, so stick around! :flex: :flame:
["January: Betelgeuse explodes
February: Gamma ray burst straightens my back and reconstructs my atomic arrangement so I'm reborn as a healthy furry girl
March: Message From Twitter 3rd season reaches 1 trillion views and I hit 10 billion YouTube followers
April: YouTube sends a neutron shield
May: Tesroset Transmission gets live-action Hollywood adaptation
June: I win 50 trillion yen from the lottery and create Toyko Tesrosetland
July: First Japanese person to receive the Nobel Drinking Prize
August: Tesro and Roset finally become 4D, interdimensional FTL travel becomes possible
September: Discover Earth-like planet in star system 7000 light years away
October: Appointed Foreign Minister of All Intelligent Life on Earth
November: Tesroset Transmission goes viral in the Andromeda galaxy
December: Harmony with the universe"]
The world of Dandelion and Campanile probably doesn't have back pain or anything, so I wanna go.
Please check out the ones that get sexy as well. [Retweets Scandal x Makers]
I like both songs that get sexy and songs that don't get sexy.
Dandelion and Campanile wouldn't have existed if not for Claire-san... :bell:
I love this song even more now that it has a video...
I'm a fan of my songs, after all...
It's fun drawing fanart of my own song... So fun...
Campanile-chan (as I'm deciding to call her) is cute, I went and had her grow a tail... :cat: :puff of air:
"I'm coming to see you again today." #DandelionAndCampanile #OSTERsanCD
Thanks for the premieeeeere! :bell: :bell: :bell: :bell: :bell: Echo around the world! :bell:
New song premiere's starting! :bell:
Did I make Twitter mad...?
Why?????
It's a new record!!! [Screenshot of another Twitter verification rejection]
30 minutes to go... :bell:
Take this, and do this. [Photo of the article, then photo of her including the link as a reference news article for Twitter verification]
This is my 2021. [Links the summary article about A Message From Twitter 2]
New song releasing tonight! :bell: Thanks in advance.
Dandelion and Campanile should be a cheerful song, yet I feel like I'm gonna cry listening to it.
I worked hard on a drawing, but I won't show it just yet.
Why am I drawing Goss Harag, I wonder...
Drew one while actually looking.
I checked how I did, and it wasn't remotely this fluffy...
Drawing monsters without any reference is such a tall order.
This Goss Harag I drew without looking at anything is so awful.
OSTER-san can't draw, I tell you.
Just what kind of pictures do you want OSTER-san to draw...?
(Marshmallow) Do you have any plans to open commissions on Skeb or something? I'd love to request art from OSTER-san, and voices from Tesroset-chan...!
This is a rather troubling idea, but is there demand???
I wanna be a grade schooler. (?)
Liking your own works more than anyone is the greatest fanservice.
I had a super cute video made, so all humanity, come watch...
Whoaaaaa, it's finally releasing! I'm so happyyyyy!!!!
:bell: New Song Premiere :bell:
:clock: 1/3 (Mon.) 8:00 PM:
"Dandelion and Campanile feat. Sorako"
Ring out, campanella of love. :church: :bell:
Vocals: Sorako (@yurusrk)
Video: Ropa Yashima (@ropa_yashima)
[Official MV] Dandelion and Campanile feat. Sorako
Can I make an announcement?!
Everyone's so great for running... Good work.
I can't even run to the local supermarket.
Can humans really run all the way to Hakone?
Could it be a succubus?
[Retweeting a kanji-based "the first three words you see are the most important things to you in 2022" image from BuzzFeed Japan]
Seductive
Demon
Woman
:smile: ????
I'm uploading my first video of the year tomorrow. Details later.
Re: shabby villains in shonen manga having lines like "I've killed ___ people..." When I was little, I'd think "They've killed ___ people? Whoa, they must be bad news...", but if someone on Valentine's was like "I've received ___ chocolates...", I'd be like "You're bothering to count and bragging about it? How cute..."
The sashimi I paid 2500 yen for yesterday was tasty... I paid 2500 yen for it, though...
This world has no absolute right or wrong.
There's only a collection of interpretations believing something's right, or believing something's wrong.
But your boyfriend's to blame there.
Me, I wouldn't make you feel that way.
Also, I feel like I had a dream where I was like "I said I'm having mochi for lunch, so why am I eating curry?" Such un-dreamlike dreams...
I don't remember anything about my first dream of the year except that I was driving.
Don't be pushed around by the value other people decide; decide the value you think you have.
Value is a thing decided by individual people, so it can have sudden crashes and abnormal rises.
Happy was-new year.
As part of the incorrect titles series, I want someone to tell me "I like OSTER-san's If I Die, I'm Taking You With Me!!" (Liking Takes You Along)
My spoils.
Black holes evaporating is just a standard topic to bring up when family gathers at the end of the year, so who could blame me.
For some reason, yesterday I got drunk and started explaining Hawking radiation to my family.
Presenting possibilities really is what education is, huh...
Even if it was my dream self, I was impressed with that answer to "what is education" after waking up.
And if I do like dinosaur monster girls, what's wrong with that...
"What is education?"
Me: "The act of not forcing specific ideas, but presenting a variety of ideas and possibilities to choose from freely."
"But you like dinosaur monster girls, don't you?"
Me: "??????"
I had a dream where I kept having logically-fallacious discussions like that, so I'm super tired...
It's my Zodiac year! :tiger: So I might be 12? :tiger:
I end up rampaging every year, so I've got no real ambitions, but maybe my ambition's to do a bunch of stuff just like always! Come along, all you louts who wanna dream! :rainbow:
What should we do with 2022-kun here? :smile:
:sunrise: Happy new year :torii: :kadomatsu: 2022
Gonna eat soba now. :zzz:
What's with this pressure of having to stay up for the year changing? I'm drunk and sleepy...
Happy New
I'm a lonely gourmet.
Drink, drink?!?
Forest Friends... love...
I like the special mood at the end and beginning of the year.
morning
I stumbled and stagnated and felt like things were impossible for me at times, but I'm grateful that even at this age, I could experience the fact that if you keep going, the time will surely come that you go up a level of skill.
The satisfaction of feeling yourself improve as you devote yourself to something is great, and I think games are where you can get that most intimately.
Because I did my own study, I know even better how amazing skilled players are.
And getting to see skilled people play and hunt with them was seriously fun... I remembered that you kinda need this kind of thing in life.
A lot happened, but my desire to play Monster Hunter well had a huge impact this year... I really worked hard.
It's fun to go all the way doing what you like and having people there with you who enjoy it, so being a Vtuber's fun!
Thanks for another year!! Let's have more fun next year. :OK sign: #TesrosetTransmission [Highlight video of Tesroset occurrences throughout the year, ending with the remark "Just doin' whatever I want."]
I've got some unexplainable muscle pain in my thighs, did I get too drunk and do something yesterday???
Yesterday was probably the most lemons I've ever squeezed for people.
It's tragic how my piercings probably won't stabilize 'til the day I die.
Just wearing earrings for the first time in ages made my ears swell a ton. :moon with face:
Here at the end of the year, I've made the greatest memory. Thank you, life...
Just having that line "This letter contains crucial information." at the start is way too good at informing the reader that it's that kind of email, introducing just the right amount of offness. It's a perfect introduction.
Considering emails like this are written using translators, what's the deal with the strong hook of "crucial information" being in there? I'm jealous of that talent...
Captures your urination.
New release came in.
["To most charming and beautiful you.
Good day!
This letter contains crucial information.
That is, I have obtained a very sexual video you are participating in.
That video is your very sexual, and stimulating appearance on the toilet, and captures your urination."]
What's with this space... [Screenshot of a Twitter Space titled "OSTER project who can beat Rajang faster than Miracle Paint"]
I possess two natures, subtlety and indecency...
I love paying attention to super-subtle things like that...
In the lyrics to Dandelion and Campanile, the first verse goes "the church bell that drew me in," but the part at the end with the same melody makes it "the church bell that draws me in." With just a tiny change, it shows that the church bell you heard at first has become something you look forward to every day... Lyrics like this are super fun.
Twitter search is so shoddy, I feel like I missed a bunch...
Thank you for liking all sorts of tweets this year. :woman bowing: I'll do my best tweeting next year too. :clap:
How were the Viral Tweet Awards 2021? :trophy:
The most-liked tweet of the year was "Sobbing with a disappointed look..."
This is Twitter. #TesrosetTransmission
[1. Sobbing with a disappointed look... [where's that old U I know?] (28,858 likes)
2. Before space, all are puny (17,988 likes)
3. Message from Twitter (16,566 likes)
4. Message from Twitter 2 (13,504 likes)
5. MSN Messenger (11,908 likes)
6. Molcars Put the Pedal to the Metal (10,907 likes)
7. I Have An Announcement For You All (5,846 likes)
8. Longshoremin Have Money (4,534 likes)
9. Person Doing a Cross-Legged Leap (3,747 likes)
10. Year-End Progression (3,653 likes)
11. Superbly-Dressed Lady (2,756 likes)]
It's starting!
Relieved that it's seeming like I'll actually be able to start at 9.
I'm working hard to repair my back so I can stream.
I got a long Marshmallow yesterday that made me happy, so the start of today's stream might be reading time.
All this person's thinking about is having sexy dreams.
I feel like when I read about lucid dream training, I saw something about introducing your preferred developments at a scene change, so maybe the zombies would suddenly be blasted away and I'd turn to see a furry girl who looks like Milla Jovovich holding a gun who says "Let's escape together!", and from there it gradually goes in a sexy directio
No idea what I'm talking about.
Just for instance, if you're surrounded by zombies in a ruined world and realize "Ah, this is a dream!", you aren't gonna be like "Well, it's a dream, so let's get sexy with the zombies!", right?? I mean, maybe some people would, if they have a zombie fetish or somethi
Even if you realize it's a dream, it won't necessarily go your way.
In my dream, I tried to take control of the dream, but failed.
The cold never bothered me anyway (it's bothering me actually)
Could this be weapon love...? *thump...*
I just want to feel good using longsword...
I do Monster Hunter time attacks, but the objective for me isn't to get the fastest time, but to use longsword skillfully, so even if I got a faster time using light bowgun or something, I probably wouldn't be satisfied at all.
It's fine to like having sexy excitement while looking at obscene videos, ain't it?
Once again this year, many things that weren't songs went viral.
Forgot to tag!!
:clock: The 27th (Mon.), 9:00 PM:
I'm doing a stream where I announce a ranking of my tweets that went most viral on Twitter this year, and look back on 2021! :crown:
What did the most viral tweet turn out to be?! By all means, watch!
[Year-End Special] OSTER project Viral Tweet Awards 2021 [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]
I'm gonna become a woman good at games! :flame:
I think a big portion of talent at games has to do with whether you're able to like the game, so I'm talented at Monster Hunter.
Women good at games are too cool...
Congrats, Sasaki Saku! :party popper: #MarioKartNijisanjiCup
Your video's cute, huh? How old is it? What platform was it born on? Tell me its delivery date and fee?
I want to ask more people to make videos for my songs, but how do people meet? Matchmaking parties?
I'm actually making an incredible video... Heehee...
Even with OoT, I've never collected all the bottles.
I think the hardest N64 game to 100% is either Bomberman 64 or Blast Corps, but it's not like I've played every N64 game, so I don't know.
This year's RTA in Japan has Bomberman 64...
It's day 3 of Christmas. Eagerly awaiting a healthy body this time.
Merry Christmas... Merry Christmas...
Since it's Christmas, I festively picked up my kitty, who then scratched my nipple and killed the mood, so I'm sleeping.
I want to be remodeled into the strongest warrior who feels no pain, but I don't want to go to war.
For pain just being electrical signals, I wish it wouldn't reduce my living potential to the limit.
My back hurt way too much, so I consumed one of my treasured painkillers...
Wanna get back to around 2000.
When I played with a Switch controller, I was constantly getting mixed up moving up and down, but the moment I held the N64 controller, my body remembered.
[Screenshot of Switch Star Fox 64 ending screen with 1604 total hits] Just by playing with an N64 controller, my hit count went up 400, lol
When I say my back hurts, I'm told I should exercise, but I don't have a back to exercise with to start.
I didn't get a new lower half... Sad...
It's Christmas morning, yet my back still has a fatal wound. Good morning...
This is Santa-san.
I'm behind you right now. [ala urban legend Mary-san]
:christmas tree: :chicken: :explosion:
Let's begin the day.
The Young experiment is an experiment where you have a sealed chamber containing a Young girl wearing a double-slitted skirt and a Young boy, and observe how they interfere with each other, but the results differ depending on whether there's an observer or not.
If everything were decided from the start, there'd be nothing to dream about, but you still kinda wonder how nice it would be.
Life is something you forge for yourself, which is why it's exhausting.
Even when it comes to the laws of physics, the quantum world is full of uncertainty and wavering, so it's natural for us who're made up of quantums to waver too, isn't that right?
Light having both a wave and particle nature taught me about life.
It's fine to both feel you want people to know about you, and also feel you don't want people thinking they know about you.
Dear Santa:
Please give me a new lower half.
Merry Christmas! :christmas tree: :present: :wave: :love hotel: :woman-woman couple: :love hotel:
How'd this woman who's usually being dumb and lewd come up with these subtle expressions, does she have multiple personalities? (intense singing of own praises)
I'm super fond of these lyrics, especially the part where the color of their likes are different, meaning if they get close and mix they'd turn black, so they want to stay apart to keep them pretty colors, yet they can't stand to separate, isn't it great????
I'm Hatsune Miku. Whatever anyone says, I'm Hatsune Miku.
Remembered that time back when Miku-san wasn't as popular as she is now that I told someone "I make songs [with/as] Hatsune Miku" and they said "You're Hatsune Miku?!"
Doctor: "They remade the Pokemon game I played when I was little! :sparkle:"
Me, old coot: "I didn't have Pokemon when I was little."
I'm envious of people good at games.
Wrong: OSTER-san is good at games
Right: As a result of narrowing the games she plays for 9 months to a single Monster Hunter, she got slightly better
It's sad when the tights I've been happily wedded to for years get a thumb-sized hole in them and I have to say goodbye.
I'll at least forge my own destiny.
I got the worst fortune today, so I'm giving up believing in them.
First of all, could you fix my back pain?
Wouldn't it be a dream if a programmer going "Sorry for not making it down to that much detail" showed up, and you could have a discussion like "I won't tell anyone, so let me mess with my life's stat values"?
Could the illogical behavior of atoms be a system bug supporting the simulation theory?
Person who drinks: "Beer resolves everything."
Person with money: "Life isn't just about money."
Person with degrees: "Degrees aren't everything."
Lady with huge boobs: "Size doesn't matter."
Me: "Well then, I'll feel them up."
My guts are weak, but my stomach is the strongest, so I eat until I die...
I've started hearing mean false rumors there there's only about 10 days left in the year... So Japanese media has gotten to this point, too...
If you don't reject ways of thinking that restrict your possibilities, they'll become heavy chains that you someday won't be able to challenge. So it's best to think of yourself as the ideal age from the cradle to the grave.
See, isn't love that transcends species beautiful? Hey, what happened to all your enthusiasm?
When, say, kitties and doggies get along harmoniously, people praise it as "a love that transcends species...", yet when I get aroused by furry ladies, no one calls that a love that transcends species, I don't understand.
I like how tweeting the tag made it get active again...
I brazenly made this tag myself, but I've got some super happy memories from people with 100x the imagination tweeting in it...
Periodic #OSTERsMostGeniusLyrics
I made this song with wild lyrics called Second Piercing, and I'm enjoying searching for tweets saying "these lyrics are wild."
I honestly do want "MIDDLE-AGED" candles, though.
:birthday cake: #ScienceDogTeam
Going to the hospital tired me out so I fell asleep, and now it's night even though I haven't done anything...
All the staff at this hospital compliment my hair color, so it's a super good hospital.
My back's doing good today.
Tesroset Hospital Visit
I wanna get good at gaaames!
I could watch Mario Kart Nijisanji Cup forever.
I'm Dandelion and Campanile's biggest otaku, so I can say this, but these lyrics were born from thinking about you asking your fave "Why are you so wonderful?" and them saying "It's just because the people around me are wonderful," meaning my wonderfulness is connected to your wonderfulness. (talking fast)
["Wanting to become one of the wonders
That protects your wonderfulness,
See how deeply I desire
To be a kind me"]
I feel like words can really save people. Even if it's a small thing, you never know what'll become someone's salvation, so I'm not gonna quit expressing myself, and I don't want to quit...
Sister Claire..........
When you make music for yourself, then after some years, it could end up being your motivator, your salvation, or your unescapable curse, making your life rich and fun, so I highly recommend making music for yourself.
If you ask "who am I making music for, really?", it's for yourself. Even if you make it for someone else, you're making it for yourself, who finds satisfaction in making it for someone else.
I get it, it's thanks to all the railway workers' hard work that we can ride the trains. We can get around. That's a truly wonderful thing, and I'm grateful for it. I hate the last train.
I hate the concept of the last train.
Perhaps going off with strangers is also life???? (uh oh)
It's wild when you get drunk and go into "all humanity is neighbors" mode. Let's be careful not to go off with strangers.
If you're at the point of being afraid whether you're living a decent life, stop letting other people control your life.
Had a dream an unknown hacker took remote control of my PC and deleted all my data. Good morning.
Wanna be a cute college girl.
Lately, when I drink at home, I can only drink about as much as a cute college girl. (biased)