OSTER project's Twitter
Translations of tweets from @fuwacina. For an archive of other Vocaloid-related Twitters I no longer keep up with, go here.
"Sinless Fried Chicken" is such an incredible, deeply ironic product name; humans assigning sin to an object as they see fit, then making a farcical show out of doing away with it to make it appear to have special value, a hollow act which is itself the real "sin" humans have committed... (???
[Riddle] What's the the most evil kind of chicken meal?
[Answer] What is evil to begin with? What is good? Couldn't we humans who push a dichotomy of good and evil on others based on our own values be considered the most evil beings of all?
coming soon
["Impromptu Retro Arrangement Medley / Viewer participation!! / #TesrosetTransmission"]
[Screenshot of Monster Hunter Rise trending] I'm happy just seeing Rise in the trends.
Should've played the recorder, too.
I just casually did the song and art and video and singing for Song of Super Chat all myself, so I'm great.
Over 20,000 yen for Yamazaki 12 Year Old...?
A version of Song of Super Chat starting with a Strong Zero toast for a blue Super Chat, up to to a Yamazaki 12 Year Old toast for a red Super Chat.
(wanting to know what she'd toast with)
A song I want Claire-san to sing... Song of Super Chat...
RT @SisterCleaire [Wanted] Please tell me if there's any songs you want Sister Claire to sing or dance to...!
In order to do manzai that doesn't hurt people, you need to go to a time before humanity was born. (because people will be hurt)
Guy who's like "See, I have this complex that's really troubling me..." and shows you a complex compound number question.
I always injure my right index finger specifically on days I do makeup. Is this a curse?
My tongue hurts from burning it on stew yesterday.
Having no pain in your body is happiness.
Want my body to get better tomorrow.
I figured it'd be the best Monster Hunters ong to do a jazz remix of, but in truth, there are so few other candidates... (remixing monster songs seems super tough)
I love the cute dango animation, but it makes me suddenly long for cat food.
I can go for like an hour coming up with arrangements like this and not getting bored.
:kissing cat face: #MonsterHunterRise #Dominowns
Innocent Revolver also sounds pretty horse-like...
Onto the final straightaway, it's Recursive Function in the lead, followed by Second Piercing, Meteor Drive coming from the outside, Meteor Drive is moving up!!
All my songs with katakana titles are starting to look like names of horses to me now.
When I'm making instrumental songs, it gets me more excited if I start with the title before making it, so I wanna think of a title in advance, but I'm having trouble...
Dunno where to start with making a CD...
Doesn't a stream where I take songs commented by viewers and make beepy arrangements to create a medley on the spot sound like tuns of fun???
I got cocky and made a ton of stew, so I might be having stew until I die.
I'm not a Monster Hunter girl, I'm the youkai known as Monster-Hunter-onna.
Wicked Shonen Jump: "Victory, victory, victory."
Victory, victory, victory.
I aspire to be an amusin' woman good at games, so I wanna get good.
YouTuber who's harsh on themselves: "If you liked this video, don't forget to like and subscribe! If you thought it sucked, be sure to downvote and unsubscribe!"
Godzilla vs. Vim vs. Emacs
The Oedo Line's Shinjuku station, the closest place to the Earth's core.
Crappy video creator.
My new song. #TesrosetTransmission
["Round and pink Oedo Line
Passing through the center is the Tozai Line" (Roset: "Wanna go abovegrooound!!")]
Can't stop the stupid-ass ideas!!
I'm making another stupid-ass joke video.
The song I finished yesterday and thought was godly is still godly listening to it today, so I think it's godly.
RT @NijisoraShion I was worried about when OSTER-san was going to sleep, but thankfully she seems to be sleeping now.
Sleep deprivation can shorten your lifespan, after all.
I just got up now [12 PM]. Good morning. :sleepy face:
Queen of the morning. [7 AM]
If you feel good, then it's all good. :OK sign:
Humans are sense slaves, unable to detect anything outside of their five senses.
Help me, Kant-kun.
Even so, if the day comes when such virtual realities can be created, it's possible that the dimension we see as reality now would be extra-dimensional to that virtual world, which is interesting.
Even those quantum mechanics are no more than what we believe are the rules of the world we see as reality, so there's no telling if they apply as the rules of a dimension beyond ours, and in the end it's pointless to think about. The end.
If what we call human consciousness is, from a quantum mechanics perspective, just made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons, then if you could replicate the same arrangement inside a computer, couldn't you replicate consciousness?
There's a theory this world could just be a virtual reality our real-world brains are connected to by plugs. But if our brains in the virtual world were just designed as organs to think with, I feel like presuming our brains in the real world take a similar form wouldn't really line up with it being a virtual reality.
how to rewind time
past 3am why [formatted like a search query]
I'm working on a new porno, so hold on.
That's good, that's good... (???)
RT @irises_warm I think of OSTER-san as the porno director of the Vocaloid world.
All the songs she makes are so sexy.
I forgot that YouTube members were called "members" and said "MyMixis" for some reason... (??)
I wanna make 50,000 more songs for Vtubers.
It's hard to respond to comments while making music, so I really do wanna make chat streams a regular occurrence.
Wanna talk with everybody on stream...
For a Japanese person, having a hot spring might be an even bigger advantage than an oil field.
If you want me as your girlfriend,
You better bring an oil field
I shall become Uber Eats.
All the BGM that plays in Tesroset 3-Minute Cooking is self-made.
Whenever there's the vomit alert, if it seems like the cat's going to barf on the futon, there's time to move them onto the floor, so accidents can be avoided.
Just before my cat throws up, they go ":black cat: Nan-yan-yan-yan-yan-ya..." like some sort of vomit alert, which is helpful, but is it just my cat that does this???
I wanna eat something
What is it I wanna eat?
I'm still searching for that now
I ate all my buns, so I can't make hot dogs anymore... Sad.
Before I knew it, it was past midnight... The song's complete...!!
Gettin' started!
For some reason I mix up 8 PM and 10 PM...
Not 8 PM, 10 PM! Why yooooou!
Scheduled fer 8 PM! See ya then!
[Real Time Composition Stream] Making a Sssssexy Kaito x Meiko Song 4 (Final) [Tesroset Transmission]
I wanna post songs rapid-fire in preparation for the CD release, so I'm walking 500 miles and 500 more in search of people who'll draw and make videos for me.
Today's the episode where I make a super cool outro.
S'okay if I do a composition stream around 10 PM? S'okay!
YouTuber who mixes in metal too and causes a supernova.
Scary YouTuber: "Today, I'm going to create helium from hydrogen!"
I'm not feeling very good, but it's not like I have days where I'm feeling incredible to start with.
For the sake of my creation schedule, I wanna finish making the Kai-Mei song today, so maybe I'll do a night stream.
Scary how if Tanu-san [fans of Sister Claire] come to see what the person who arranged Claire-san's song is like, the first thing they'll see will be a video of Claire-san rapidly poking a dog girl lounging inside a takoyaki maker.
Porco Rosso (well-cooked pork)
A cooking show video about speedrunning song creation. #TesrosetTransmission
Tesroset 3-Minute Cooking
TESRO: Good day, everyone.
ROSET: Good day.
TESRO: Today, we're featuring something perfect for the season: an arrangement of The Parade of the Tin Soldiers using a transistor organ.
ROSET: The sharp-edged, electronic sound of a transistor organ provides a delicious taste even in summer.
("Ingredients")
TESRO: Let's go over the ingredients.
ROSET: First of all, here... we'll be using Domino.
TESRO: That's the sequencer.
ROSET: Next, a mouse to sequence with.
TESRO: All covered with finger marks.
ROSET: And Cubase.
TESRO: We'll be using this as a host application to use VSTIs.
ROSET: loopMIDI.
TESRO: Sends the signals from the sequencer to Cubase.
ROSET: And here's our instrument. Vintage Organs.
TESRO: This is an organ synth released by Native Instruments.
ROSET: Motivation.
TESRO: One tablespoon.
ROSET: All right then, let's begin cooking.
BOTH: Ready... GO!!
("Cooking"; sped-up until 2:50)
ROSET: No way, no way, no way, definitely not possible, I'll never make this...
(3-minute timer ends)
TESRO: That's the end! That's the end! Please put down the mouse! Please put down the mouse!
(FINISHED)
("Tasting"; song is played back)
(Couldn't finish...)
TESRO: That was today's feature of something perfect for the season: an arrangement of The Parade of the Tin Soldiers using a transistor organ.
(cut to sponsor screen)
ROSET: "Love is a slash chord." This program brought to you by Tesroset Transmission.
Enjoy the stupid-ass video I'm about to upload as well.
Sister Claire...
RT @SisterCleaire As announced, the CD's release date will be September 29th... :sparkle:
I was chosen to sing Mobekimasu-san's "If...", arranged by my beloved OSTER project-san... :revolving hearts:
Wha? You mean Tsunku♂-san's going to listen to my arrangement...?!?!
[Announcement]
Coming 9/29! On "In a Huge Universe, There is Song!", an album with songs produced by Tsunku♂-san, rearranged by Vocaloid producers, and sung by Vtubers, I did the arrangement for "If..." sung by Sister Claire! :bell: :bell: :bell:
It turned out incredibly cute, so look forward to it...!!
Can I make an announcement? Sure!
Tesro-sama's teensy and cute.
If I get drunk, please at least allow me the rudeness of rubbing your belly.
There's tons of people I wanna go drinking with once it's possible.
The sound of cicadas crashing into the window is so scary.
Uploading a stupid video tomorrow afternoon.
Working with your fave is the best kind of stanning... :revolving hearts:
I got to work with Claire-san...!! :crying: :crying: :crying: I'll make another announcement tomorrow while everyone's around...!! :bell:
Now I'm in a steady relationship with Spitfire Chamber Strings.
While Shizuku-chan was dating a violin player, I was dating an SC8850 violin.
The narration was wondering if lots of people saw their younger selves in Shizuku-chan from Whisper of the Heart... Don't make light of the childhoods of gloomy people.
Now then, shall we think of a timeline where Haru-chan and Yuki-chan get together? (???)
Watching them as an adult, Nausicaä and Princess Mononoke and such are crazy entertaining.
Nausicaä being a heroine but killing tons of enemy soldiers is amazing, huh.
The number one Ghibli heroine's gotta be Muta-san...
The Whisper of the Heart Baron has a considerably cuter face.
I'll forever stan Porco Rosso...
Went back to being human, huh...
Your real name is Kohaku River...!!
I also like clear-cut girls.
Cat king, do your best and make Haru-chan a cat!! Please!!
The modeling of Haru-chan's cat-like light muzzle is very good.
It's funny how it's Western-style, but there's just a soy sauce dispenser there.
[Watching The Cat Returns] There are also people who can't become cats even though they want to, you know?????
Theorizing it'd be faster if I arranged it myself instead of searching for the song.
I make incomprehensible works on impulse...
????????
:octopus: #IDrewYouClaireSan
I'm making a cooking show. (not saying I'm going to cook) #TesrosetTransmission
["Tesroset 3-Minute Cooking"]
It can be painful when your likes and your fortes don't match, but I feel like that's due to a preconception in your heart of "if you like something, you have to be good at it," so I want to utterly destroy that sort of thing.
In this era, you die if you can't make your own fun, so I'll become someone who can make fun.
What level of unable to study am I on? I made up the mysterious mascot character Orthonormal Basis Funkitty-chan during my linear algebra classes.
Camp that keeps hopefully rolling the die and is made to drink a lot as a result
Camp that thinks the odds of repeatedly rolling the same number on a die are 1/6 x 1/6 x 1/6 x... and keep going down
Camp that rounds down the past and looks only at the current attempt, so it's always 1/6
Thinking aimlessly about what sort of songs to make for my next album...
My mind is dividing.
Single line I wrung out after 30 minutes: "The fleeting beauty of this night, known only by my heartbeat"
My current feelings: "Wanna eat hot dogs."
Cubase crashed without even a sound, so I'm on Twitter.
Streams for people who find augments and half-diminisheds erotic...
When you say you want to make music, what kind of music you want to make completely changes what you should do. People who want to make music with a captivating tune or beat rather than chords might not find my streams to be any help, I feel like...
Also, for anyone who wants to make songs like mine, I do live composition streams, so come watch. :wave:
Young people are amazing because they have sensibilities only young people have.
RT @_MitchieM #OneThingNewVocaloidProducersShouldDo I was thinking of tweeting something with this hashtag, but I'd seem like an old man eager to offer advice, so I didn't. :sweatdrops:
I felt this so hard that I too could only say something like "wash your hands before eating."
Having the ability to decipher something you made by feel is useful for having a mutual understanding when you're out recording, so in that sense I think it's good to have knowledge of theory, but if it's just you having fun making music, I don't feel like it's essential at all.
I feel like there's always been the question of whether you should learn theory before making music, or make music by feel. I'm completely in the latter camp.
Wash your hands before eating.
#OneThingNewVocaloidProducersShouldDo
Don't you ever get cuteness overload just from seeing your fave search for an apron so they can make sweets???
This ends my report.
Tesro-sama trying to forget their various sorrows with strong drink is cute.
I gotta say, I really like Tesro-sama's Baka Mitai cover...
Tags are useful for when you suddenly want to look back on your work.
[Retweeting a clip from her obscure kanji test stream] I'd like to do kanji tests again too...
[Retweeting the clip of her interrupting drawing to explain spaghettification] I'd like to do a drawing stream again.
But I'm not an oil baron, so all I can do is destroy my right arm sequencing a full orchestra with a mouse.
If I became an oil baron, I'd honestly want to do this with all my songs.
I've had a few other songs performed by a symphony, but Alice was orchestral to start with, so it's incredibly faithful to the original, and just amazing the way it fulfills everything I wanted to do with it...
It's just using a modification of a piano MIDI I composed back in high school.
This is a full orchestra song I half-killed myself composing with a mouse.
I wanna make another fully orchestrated song, but it's so hard I'll die.
This timeline where the Tokyo Philharmonic performed one of my songs is wild...
I was eating a melon in my dream. :melon:
It was a dream, so when I woke up, it was gone...
On sad days I think about just going to bed and resetting the day, but on happy days I fear my happy feelings being reset and don't wanna sleep.
6 AM is the boundary between the late night crew and the early risers.
I've got a lot of unannounced songs, and I'm living excitedly wondering when they'll be released.
If you don't eat for 20 years, you'll die, so I can't recommend it.
If you keep making music for 20 years, you'll get good at it, so I recommend it.
I was about to tweet a joke I'd already tweeted, which is why searching is important.
It took 20 years, but I've gotten super good at making music...
Let's meet again tomorrow morning.
Youkai who goes to check the curry in the pot at 5 AM and smiles.
Thinking about it, I've basically only had Meiko sing sexy songs, so I feel sorry for her, but it saves me and I love it.
Every time I'm watching something political on TV and hear the word "partisan," my mind is dominated by images of cheese being poured on piping hot Naporitan.
Let's get all humanity vaccinated and end corona.
Much like the saying "he who does not work, neither shall he eat," on days when you don't work, you should refrain from eating and drink instead.
OSTER's turning OSTER songs into her private property.
A white rice song, a beer song... I only make songs for my own desires now.
Not a serious one like "on the rocks," I wanna make the ultimate stupid alcohol song.
I'll put a beer song on my next album.
for the sake of~
[Meaning] So that we can drink sake
"Sake" means "benefit" in English. It's clear that sake brings benefit to humanity the world over.
Wanna be this soon.
This.
[Drinker A, Drinker B
Drinking Day / (Roset:) Fun, Rude, Screw-Up / (Tesro:) Fun, Bad Manners, Rough
The Next Day / (Roset:) Fun, (blurry) / (Tesro:) Fun, (blurry)]
"Yesterday sure was fun!!"
People who drink understand the feelings of people who drink best.
A happy thing happened, so I'm happy. :tulip:
Cheer me up :blowing kiss:
I at least wanna have fun playing...
I'm so slow at advancing my game skills.
I feel like there's days where Monster Hunter is slow going and days where it's a breeze.
I suck at Monster Hunter.
I realized that while I'm watching NHK and drinking and tweeting worthless stuff, there are people going to work and getting news about the heavy rain, and cried.
It's like, everything you've thought deeply about by yourself is nothing compared to the sum total of humanity, so you shouldn't worry about that meaning you can only reach trite conclusions. It's all been boiled down by as many humans that have ever been born, so it's the probability of reaching something that nobody's ever reached before that's absurd.
But I wanna finish the curry I have in the pot before I go there.
It's possible that when I wake up tomorrow, there'll be a bald old guy with blue and red pills, and I'll wake up in the real world as a beautiful girl with dog ears.
I guess using the uncertainty principle, you could generate completely random numbers.
Thinking about Laplace's demon makes me remember how the advent of the uncertainty principle made it something that couldn't exist, which makes me sad...
The game of life has a huge player population, so there's way too many strategy tips.
As a person living in the 21st century, everything I've noticed in my decades of life has more or less been realized by great people millennia ago and put in books and stuff, which is super amazing and interesting.
Wanna learn a bunch from someone knowledgeable about philosophy.
Except for the things inconvenient to me, I want to know everything about this world!
But in truth, there's things in the field of science that we still can't observe but are at least predicted to exist, and I wanna know what's up with those, and there's a chance we might in the future, which is an amazing thing about humanity. Like dark matter and dark energy.
It's super interesting how Kant was like "Thinking about things you can't detect with your senses won't do anything, so give up on thinking about it."
But the thing about having these worries or doubts is that other people are thinking similar things, so making media about it or turning it into philosophy is interesting, and I'm grateful for it.
Don't you kinda hate kids who think things like "can "reality" really only be defined by what I myself feel with my senses???"??
For as long as I can remember, I've wondered things like what the truth of my self or my consciousness is, and can "reality" really only be defined by what I myself feel with my senses???, so it was shocking when I first saw The Matrix...
Rather, maybe it's a story about real-time runners lured by the temptation of cheats. (sad)
To sum up The Matrix, it's a story about real-time runners beating the TAS. (incorrect)
Watching The Matrix for the first time in 5 billion years, and it's super neat.
Commercial: "1000 yen or less?! That's cheaper than 1000 yen!!"
Party-Pooper Woman: "If it's 1000 yen, wouldn't it be "1000 yen or less" but not cheaper than 1000 yen?"
No matter how cute a song you try to make, you still prefer draft beer to smoothies.
Getting lonely at night and drinking. :sake bottle:
Moderna Arm
Pfizer Elbow
AstraZeneca Lariat
I'm a scoundrel, so I cut up wagyu steak to make ultra-high-quality beef curry...
That said, that seems like it could be super useful as a creator, so I'll keep it in mind.
I just looked into the actual etymology of tiramisu and saw the suggestion that it's "encourage me" in an "in bed" sense, which makes that seem like casual sexual harrassment... Forgive me...
Tiramisu means "encourage me," it seems. :heart: Tiramisu... :heart: :heart: Tiramisu... :heart: :heart: #SisterClaireSnackTime
I don't know if you could actually play this on a sax or not.
Composed a live sax performance with a mouse today. :fire: :saxophone: :fire: #TesrosetTransmission #Dominowns
I get super exhausted when I do composition streams lately! But the song's getting super cool, so I'm really glad.
Going for a third time.
[Real Time Composition Stream] Making a Sssssexy Kaito x Meiko Song 3 [Tesroset Transmission]
:cyclone swirl: Dreamcast
I'm an otaku whose memory will never update, so the first thing Ameagari Kesshitai brings to mind is the Wonderswan commercial.
I don't wanna see it anymore, yet I wanna watch it again...
I get so absentminded after watching an amazin' movie.
Making a story that can tear your mind to pieces with this level of polish is bad news...
I thought The Family was just a regular yakuza movie, but my mind was torn to pieces... I recommend it to anyone who wants their mind torn to pieces!!
My piercing will probably never stabilize until I die.
[(Toro Puzzle screenshot) Ricky: "I got an invitation to the World Pervy-Yuri Tournament, ribbit."]
Even after end of service, they're doing well.
Tomorrow afternoon's my chance for a composition stream.
Once again, I made nothing but refined tweets today.
Aren't you ever, instead of, "I'm dozing off," or, "I'm sleepy," like, "I'm gonna pass out," or "I'm gonna lose consciousness"? Aren't sentences, with lots of punctuation, sort of, scary?
Vtubers with a tag for sexy fanart!!!
Good.
"Oppai" [boobs] is even used in children's song lyrics, so it's refined. (source: Genkotsu-yama no Tanuki-san)
What does "refined" mean?
To anyone who says they've never once ignored someone: have you thought about how Friction-kun and Air Resistance-kun feel?
Even when I tweeted something crude, I only lost about three followers, so I guess I can only tweet refined things now.
Exhibitionist attack!!
Unable to possibly finish this morning's fresh lettuce in one day, it becomes fresh-as-of-yesterday lettuce, then fresh-as-of-two-days-ago lettuce... and so on, as fresh-as-of-n-days ago lettuce. Right now, I'm feeling deeply sorry about that natural number n.
Want to be a person who, if their name starts trending, doesn't make you think "did she die?"
Gonna do my best to get to 50,000 YouTube subscribers within the year.
I'm OSTER-san, so I get to hear OSTER-san's songs before anyone.
I'm happy to see my fave eat delicious food, so I upload lots of pictures of me eating delicious food for the sake of those who stan me.
Thoroughly researched and polished gameplay is art in itself...
As a wannabe doing game time attacks lately, I'm glad everybody's getting interested in speedrunning...
See the entity that is me with your own eyes!
It's just that I've been doing music forever, yet got categorized as a Vocaloid producer once they came into being, so I'm like, what's with that?
I don't care about titles and think your nature is what's important, so I'm kinda indifferent to whether I'm a Vtuber or a virtual incarnation, but I guess titles are important to others as a way of making conclusions.
Life Any%
Kato from K Village doing farmwork without a rear-car, the man who cheated someone out of rubies and went to France, the plump brassiere with marks of love, the too-cruel loan... I remember them all lovingly.
[First one is a mnemonic for flame reaction colors, the full thing being "The rear-car-less Kato from K Village uses horses for power." Liakaa (aka = red) Naki (kiiro = yellow) K-mura (murasaki = purple) no Cato (to = orange), douryoCu (ryoku = green) Bariki (or ryoku, so green again) de Surubee (beni = crimson).
Second is for the alkali metals. H de Licchi Na Kare ga Rubii o Ceshimete France e.
Third is for the halogens. FucCula Brajaa, ai (I) no Ato.
The loan one has more to it, and is too long and complex to go through, but it's for the reactivity series of metals.]
I forget why I needed to remember the pnictogens on the periodic table, but the fact I remembered it as "NipPon no Asa wa Subuta to Biiru" is etched deep in my memory.
Nippon no asa wa subuta to biiru. ["The Japanese morning: sweet-and-sour pork plus beer."]
What're even the odds of, among all the planets in the habitable zone, being born here on Earth in this era?
And being born in an era where that's accepted and an environment where I can enjoy it is luckier than anything. That alone is an incredible thing.
Watching a movie and being moved to tears, playing a game and having fun, eating food and finding it delicious... If you think about it, I'm really lucky being sensitive enough to do those things.
I'm emotionally unstable, so I'm drinking and watching a movie alone and crying.
The curse known as genetics is scary.
Gattaca's a story about a world where they design ideal children with genetic modification, and a protagonist whose genetics weren't modified who aims to be an astronaut.
Or rather, I just learned it's on there and I'm watching it.
This Gattaca movie streaming on Netflix now is super good.
Managed to secure the safety of the beer and returned home.
I've come to check on the beer.
I'm good at composing, so maybe I could become a composer.
I'm good at arranging. #Dominowns
The rain's intense, so I feel like it'd be good to go to the convenience store and see how the beer's doing.
[Reposting second stream of Kaito x Meiko song] jibunn no kyoku sugoi kamo shirenai [my song might be amazing]
Times when I feel like I'm aiding someone I love are the most fulfilling.
This really hit home.
RT @sano_no_teinei If we're still alone by the time we turn 30...
Let's leave destruction in our wake.
Tyrant going around destroying music with the power of arrangement.
I thought of a new stupid arrangement project, so I'll do it while it's still summer!
Act now, and I'll give it to ya for 5 billion yen!
If you tell me "don't sell yourself short," then buy me at a high price.
Should I make a beer sooooong? ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
How's a woman who drinks and wilds out every night supposed to make cute songs?
[In response to a cover of Bathroom Garden] Having a cute song be sung cutely makes me want to make more cute songs, but I haven't done any of the groundwork amassing girl power to make cute songs.
I want to torment Rin-chan. (character trait)
Passenger Seat Road Movie Rin-chan being able to casually hold hands with her as a friend, but treasuring her so much and not wanting to ruin their relationship that she can't even hold her hand.
Friendship Rin-chan casually arm in arm with her as a friend and laughing, but hiding the fact she doesn't feel the same way behind her smile and enduring.
I've blamed my sleepiness on atmospheric pressure, but I'm pretty sleepy even when the atmospheric pressure's stable.
dog = god (palindrome)
This rain's intense, but I'm pretty intense, too.
Not changing is a strength, and not being changed is a weakness.
Worked hard on alcohol-drinking training in order to become a horse girl.
Since I only gained consciousness in my 30s, you see.
There's so many works I didn't get anything about when I watched them as a kid, it's a problem.
Princess Mononoke is truly a godly movie.
If you touch that goopy stuff, you die. (rule explanation)
Slaying 1000 Bullfango.
Princess Kemono-nonke ["Furry-Het"]
The older you watch Princess Mononoke at, the less it becomes a story about "who's the evil one?"
I'm an Inu Musume [dog girl].
Roset-chan is a good horse who's strong on straightaways. (?)
#TesrosetArt
["Don't get too cocky!" (Japanese subtitle for the line "La victoire est à moi!"/"Victory is mine!", became a meme due to the mismatched tone)]
When I get older, I wanna be a horse girl.
Living frantically is becoming someone else's hope.
I watched Uma Musume to the end and cried so much my body lost all its salt content.
[In response to Reiji Okii of TWEEDEES appearing in manga Emirya at the Border] Hope OSTER-san can appear in a manga too someday. (a gag manga)
I wonder if the Olympics putting into relief things like emigration and the condition of the participating countries is something that's always happened, not just this time...
This is how people who make serious replies to joke posts are born...
I think I've become an otaku who, if you tell me you don't know the flag of India, will immediately talk at you for an hour about about Gandhi and India's independence.
Something I'm glad for having watched all of The 20th Century on Film is that I can't possibly say "I don't know the flag of India" anymore, even as a joke.
History's the integral of politics and economics.
Even if you want to review recent history, history is contiguous, so you have to understand the history before that too, and it just keeps going endlessly.
I've ended up watching every episode of The 20th Century on Film live even when I'm recording it.
Amazing that footage of the Kanto earthquake of 1923 remains...
Stream's oveeeeer! Thanks-ski for coming to watch today.
Starting as soon as I'm ready!!!!!!
[Real Time Composition Stream] Making a Sssssexy Kaito x Meiko Song 2 [Tesroset Transmission]
No matter how little people around me play it, I can't quit Monster Hunter.
As of today, I'm working as a Vocaloid producer who can hunt Valstrax in 5 minutes...
I'm satisfied, so I guess it's composition stream time.
Waaaaaah, I finally got under 5 minuuuuutes!!! [4:55 on Valstrax]
I've tried Valstrax over and over, but I ain't improving...
I see, so today's not a holiday yet. Sorry for not knowing as someone isolated from society.
When's the Bon Festival?
Can I do a composition stream in the afternoon tomorrow? Sure!
More like erotic piano at this point...
What's goin' on here??? Indeed, some scales are like that.
Is this electric piano part genius or what???????
Uh oh, I just keep on making this song I'm intending to stream the composition of, so I gotta stream soon.
You've done work, I see!!
I'm super into the interpretation of Monster Hunter as a rhythm game, but when you get off-tempo with Teo, you get kinda stuck in a string of Bads, huh??
I myself shall become the Akashic records.
I want knowledge about everything. When I get older, I'm gonna be Laplace's demon.
I often feel like the root of wisdom is knowledge.
Nobody says Ike-bura [Ikebukuro], or Shin-bura [Shinjuku], or Shibu-bura [Shibuya], so Ginza really must be special...
Japan, the country that has a word just to say "go wandering [burabura] on a stroll around Ginza."
When I get older, I'm gonna be famous and go Gin-bura.
Monster Hunter is a rhythm game.
Monster Hunter is math. ←new
Nobody knows that this guy has been quietly living within Trillian.
The person who invented pizza was such a genius.
Cooking's amazin'... This right here is the light history of humanity.
I was rejoicing before all like "I'm a genius for making a pizza with gyoza skin!!!", but having real over-baked pizza for the first time in a while sure shut me up...
I love Chopin, but I never knew anything about the history of Poland until now, and it's so gruesome.
Tomorrow's The 20th Century on Film is the Vietnam War...
For real, they just keep doing the thing of starting war once a war's over...
Humanity is foolish.
The history of humanity is so hellish.
They used to make news into films?
The 20th Century on Film is today.
Of course on the very day I'm super lacking in motivation, the delivery place's server is down, so alas, my adventure ends here.
Wonder how many living people there are on Twitter. Please tell me if you're living.
How does everyone live?
Since I feed them every day, I think it'd be good if my cat also made food for me sometimes.
Even though I have the energy to eat food.
Got no energy to make food...
I won't ask for anything unrealistic like 5 quadrillion yen post-tax, so I want 500 trillion yen.
If there were an Olympic event for deliciously savoring food, I'm confident I could get gold.
It's not that I like cooking, I just like eating food I made myself.
Morning.
I'm treasure
RT @ZuyaKyokucho The treasure of Japan known as OSTER Project-san.
Maybe it's because I started getting used to the sluggish iai, but it feels even smoother than before the change.
Iai's fixed!
I've still only played 430 hours of Monster Hunter, so I'm a beginner.
Gold medal for opening ceremony music arrangement.
I wanna appear in the Olympics, but there's nothing I could appear in.
Wanna hire a maid who will put in key switches for guitar chord tracks.
I had gin last night, but I felt bad in the morning, so maybe it didn't go over well with my body...
Looking at pictures of other people's yakiniku makes me wanna eat yakiniku.
Bit by bit, I'm gaining channel subscribers at about 800 a month, so I want to keep it up...!
Youths! I like ya a lot!
It's a good trend for male and female to be nearly balanced.
OSTER project Tesro & Roset is a channel popular with youths. [YouTube analytics: 50.7% male, 49.3% female; 13.6% age 13 to 17, 47.5% age 18 to 24, 24.2% age 25 to 34.]
I'd sure like to look in quiet at things being done in quiet...
That's the stance to take, for sure!! In other words - you know what I mean. In other words - you know what I mean.
I love this part of Zunko-san's usage guidelines so much.
["Q. Can I use her for sexy things?
A. Such things should be done surreptitiously.
It's simple decency, after all, to do these things quietly rather than blatantly, such that the management and common people won't find you."]
The drunker I get, the more serious things I say.
Follower: "I speedran Valstrax in 2 and a half minutes."
Me: "I sang Valstrax."
C o v e r e d V a l s t r a x #TesrosetTransmission #MonsterHunterRise
Video exporting never ends.
Tesroset shipping is good too.
"Anata Janakereba" All-Out Arrangement! feat. Tesro & Roset
@355_355_355: I want to know details about Tesro-san and Roset-san. I'm so curious I can't sleep well at night.
I want to know too... :heart:
This is Tesro-sama singing just the timpani part of the Valstrax cover. #TesrosetTransmission
#GettingAlongWithFollowersByAnsweringQuestionsSillyOrSerious
(not saying I'll answer them seriously)
Finally done recording... I've far exceeded the effort for just having fun...
LOLing at it turning kind of cool.
Be quiet, cicadas!!
Okay, let's sing... the rest of this...
The BPM of Rise's Valstrax song is 138. (announcement)
The Rise version of Kushala is super fast if you compare it to the original.
As for what I like for being unpleasant, there's the Kushala Daora song.
I do really like the Valstrax song for being super cool.
The Valstrax song has more subtle chords than Zinogre, so singing the fast passages accurately enough to replicate the chords is tough.
I'm working really hard at messing around.
This Valstrax cover is like 3 times as rough as Zinogre????
This song's too complicated...
How can you tell if people who look happy are happy?
I leanred that you look for allotropes with a shovel.
Aren't you ever unsure sometimes if it's isotrope or allotrope?
♡Radioisotopes♡
The sun is burning from a reaction between Hs.
When H and H get extremely hot and fuse, it generates incredible energy.
What's she getting so excited about hydrogen for? [ecchi (sexy) = H]
Wanna put sexy lyrics over a sexy song and be like "Bam! Here's your sexy platter!!"
A Vtuber whose forte is making sexy songs.
The song I'm making now is too sexy. #Dominowns
Wanna write a strings section that makes people think "I wanna hear this live."
Even listening to other people's songs, I think "I wanna hear this with live striiiiings" all the time.
Sequenced vs. live seemingly isn't something normal people worry about, but as a creator, they're completely different in every way.
Ahh, I've got a bunch of money to spare, maybe I'll record the strings and horns live...
is something I want to say someday.
It's way too difficult to just casually record that. (since I'm listening to each individual part and singing it and overlapping them)
Should I record another entry in the entirely-me Monster Hunter BGM series?
Seasoned seaweed being "ajitsuke (seasoning) nori" rather than "ajitsuki (seasoned) nori" implies the existence of a completely different food which can be seasoned by this seaweed.
A 50km race walk is nuts. Even going on a 5km stroll exhausts me...
Relative to human history, the entirety of a human's life is no more than a suckling baby, and to the history of the universe it's smaller than a grain of rice, so be at ease and screw up.
I'm still just an infant who's only lived 30-some years, but I've felt how totally a society's values can change in as short a time as 10 years, so I'm always thinking how I don't want that mood shifting in a bad direction.
It's necessary to know the struggles of our predecessors that allowed us to take this world for granted.
Thinking about how, in the millennia of human history, it's only been 80 years since the end of the war, makes me realize how this peaceful world I've taken for granted since birth ain't for granted at all.
A world where you can tweet dumb stuff on Twitter isn't something to take for granted, it's precious.
I wish for the world to keep using the technology humans have built up for peace.
What kind of H do you like? With neutrons or without neutrons?
H dream (dream involving hydrogen atoms)
The ability to be in a scary dream and be like "I'm turnin' this into a pervy dream!!" has gotta take immense mental strength. If you're gonna give me one, make it pervy from the start.
I know there's ways to practice having lucid dreams, but if I'm in the middle of a super scary dream and realize it's a dream, what then? Do I lead it into being a non-scary dream?
The fact that it's difficult to realize it's a dream even when clearly strange things are happening is so mysterious.
When you want to go the toilet in real life, you also want to go to the toilet in your dreams.