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March 19th, 2021

I'm happy "innocent revolver" has been well-received...

Have to finish dumbass videos before you return to your right mind. I'll finish this up tomorrow...

Me when I'm striving toward an unreachable ideal.

Wave Race 64, come out on Switch...!!

When I see other people dieting, it makes me go "good effort, you're amazing..." (nothing beyond going "good effort, you're amazing")

When I listen to other people's music, it makes me wanna make music, and when I see other people's art, it makes me wanna draw art, and when I watch other people's streams, it makes me wanna stream, and when I see other people drink, it makes me wanna drink.

To turn that around, I wonder if there's anyone who could tell you how they make songs if you asked, and if so, how they would do it... They must start from the tonic, sub-tonic, and dominant, I'm sure...

For the same reason, I definitely can't do any kind of teaching, and I'm basically going almost entirely off feeling, so it'd be really hard to convey that to someone with words...

Something I'm extremely grateful about is that around once every few years, I get contacted by someone who earnestly wants to become my apprentice. But I would feel terrible dragging a youngster with a future into the perverse work environment that is Domino + Cubase, so I have to turn them down...

Every time I'm a certain level of finished with a song, I get somewhat of a sense of "I made the song, now let somebody else finish it up!!", but there's nobody but me, so I finish it up myself.

I'm really worried every time I make a song whether I can actually do it, but when it turns out well, I'm relieved.

Injection to make you good at composing. :syringe:

I wanna get good at composing...!!

The impostor is me.

Last Saturday, I said "maybe I'll stream regularly on Saturdays?!", but I'm recording vocals tomorrow, so there'll be no stream. (swindler)

[Retweeting her earlier dream] I went on a walk looking for this girl. (folly)

Everyone's not-me. I'm the only one who's not not-me.

People get the wrong idea that I probably have dextrous fingers since I make lots of music, but finger dexterity doesn't mean a thing when composing with a mouse, so I recommend it for people with clumsy fingers like me.

When I started doing art, just trying to draw clean lines was despairingly difficult and made me go like "do all artists just casually do this godly act...?", and I'm still like that every single day.

I've got super clumsy fingers, so just turning on the shaky hand adjustment in Clip Studio made me able to draw super clean lines. (I think)

Tragic, huh.

Goodbye, illusory girl I invented... It wasn't for long, but thank you for the excitement...

While walking along the riverside, I met a girl performing one of my songs. When I talked to her, she had looseleaf with many of my song titles written on it, and she happily told me how she loved them all. I didn't get a chance to give my name, but as we parted, I said I lived in the area so I'd come again, and don't wake up there you idiot

March 18th, 2021

So that tomorrow I might draw more beautiful Tesroset art than today, I drew Tesroset art today...

Hard as I try, I can't even drink this pain away
Memories of you, twisting my view, I've been a fool...

When I write songs for IIDX, sometimes it gets given background art of cute furries, which makes me happy.

Please, give me details on Revolver-chan (tentative)!! Quickly!!

Is tan, cat-eared, and wearing suspenders a fetish expo or what?

Revolver-chan

Aren't you curious about the tan cat-eared "innocent revolver" girl????????

A powerful drink.

But there are cutesy characters who you can find cute even if they're drinking whiskey, and cutesy characters who make you genuinely worry if you see them drinking whiskey, so it's hard.

I'm a sucker for the disconnect of things like a cutesy character drinking whiskey.

Tesro-sama rejected by Maiken. (???)

I've been a fool... #TesrosetArt

[Announcement]
Today! As of March 18th, the new song "innocent revolver" has been added to #IIDX "Meshimase! #BISTROVER"!! It's a hard-boiled, thrilling big band song. Be sure to give it a play! :water pistol:

I'm a musical Vtuber, so when I sing something, I stubbornly make the instrumental myself.

Laughing so hard at how I finished the instrumental in a day of determined work.

good morning
bad evening

March 17th, 2021

No buts about it, this is way too sexy. #Dominowns

This sax has such a Sensual Sax feeling...

Don't make an already sexy song even sexier.

Such a good song I'm laughing. #Dominowns

Just started sequencing Baka Mitai just to have Tesro-sama sing it. (like a fool) ["baka mitai" = "like a fool"]

In the background of the Baka Mitai Tesro-sama cover, I want to put an image of Tesro-sama falling face-first into a bowl of ramen. (???)

I wanna see Tesro-sama singing Baka Mitai so bad...

I wanna have Tesro-sama cover Baka Mitai...

With wealth, I could probably get wings and prestige (I say, being absolutely dreamless)

If it were wealth, prestige, or wings, I'd want wealth.

I've gotten a mysterious phone call where someone used a voice changer to become a dark lord and just introduced me to local products, and honestly, it was super fun.

A state where the state of being myself and the state of being Tesro and the state of being Roset-chan are overlapping.

The concept of Vtubers has a really good balance of being yourself while not being you. It reminds me of when I started making songs with Miku-chan.

I can control cells numbering in the trillions by my own will, so I'm amazing.

All humanity except me is so amazing it makes me lose confidence, but I'm pretty amazing too, so let's have confidence.

The bass is moving a ton, but it's sticking to the roots, so it's totally proper.

I want to make a nice-sounding bassline that totally ignores roots, but that usually wrecks the song, so it's hard.

Once you liberate yourself from the concept of "roots," bass can show its true value as a melody instrument.

I catch myself thinking that my basslines are totally still normal since I'm at least keeping to the roots...

Phoenix Wright: "Despite it being Wednesday, the witness was under the impression that it was Friday... Why? Because she happened to see this...
A tweet saying "Twinkle Testicles Friday"!! (music change)"

Every time someone shows up to say my songs saved them, it's unquestionably me who's being saved.

Condensed anguish saves people.

I saved a life.

RT @q07a_ [Hatsune Miku] Marginal [Original Song]
If this song hadn't existed in the world, I'm not sure if I'd be alive right now. (?)

I'm a baby, so I can't process all the numerous feelings within me and express them through words. :baby:

50,000 yen for each child?! Goo-goo-ga-ga... :baby:

I know there are also people who do want positive words when they're depressed, so it entirely comes down to personal differences, but personally, I'm just unable to accept words with too large a gap in feeling and warmth.

The Hope-and-Despair Kingdom, Tokyo Tesrosetland.

This.

I wanna create things brimming with hope and despair...

I feel like once you find that resonance, then you might be able to switch over to feeling like "I'll move forward."

Even when music isn't just brimming with hopes and dreams, and is more like dissatisfaction and anxieties condensed to the highest purity and spat out, I think that also has its share of people who resonate with and are saved by it.

In the end, positive words sort of only resonate with people who are able to have that feeling of "I'll move forward." It's like telling someone with broken bones "you should exercise."

I've had nights where I got irritated by the lyrics "it's all right" and "do your best" ←Same [Lyrics from Official HIGE DANdism's "Destiny."]

Listened to Love Prison for the first time in a while, and I'm like "who wrote such cruel lyrics?"

March 16th, 2021

I feel like I can't yet say I have a wide range in lyrics, but I want to get better.

I want to write wonderful lyrics, but to write lyrics, I need a song.

Bass is a melody instrument.

What am I starting here...?

["Tesroset Music Class (C G-th, Fday)"]

Tesro-sama losing to a Pomeranian.
#JustKindaCute #ShindanMaker

I wanna do a stream with Tesro-sama taking an obscure kanji quiz. (?)

#ImAVtuberButIDontHaveShoes

Birth of Molcar

March 15th, 2021

I want to draw a clothes swap for the Three Dog Sisters, but there'd be a conflict over who to give Maiken's nude-scarf outfit.

That dog there... She went on a great adventure in the nude when her bones were taken out. You can see it in her face.

Tesro-sama's taking offense at being dressed in such a frilly outfit, but Roset-chan is just cold.

Tesroset high-strung after a clothes swap. #TesrosetArt

That person there... They're so determined not to fail, they've ended up unsure of what they even are. You can see it in their grin.

A life of cheerfully writhing around wanting to become capable of anything.

Person with no pleasures other than meals.

I ate a meal, but I still wanna eat a meal.

Tesro-sama using fabric softener to wash themselves in the bath.

I feel like real-life Roset-chan would smell nice, but Tesro-sama would smell like a cat.

Put on some clothes.

Who would you be? #TesrosetArt

Da-dun... #TesrosetArt

Vocaloid producer? So what? I'm a Vtuber lyricist composer arranger video editor artist manzai comedian singer Let's Player Vocaloid producer.

Look forward to Master Painter Roset's next work.

Prompt: Gross-Cute (Art by Master Painter Roset)

When I make a proper lunch for myself, I can spend the entire day feeling like "I made a proper lunch for myself."

March 14th, 2021

I remember in the chorus for Who's Afraid of the Wolf, I wanted to try a polyrythm sort of thing where it sounds like it's a weird rhythm due to syncopation accenting, but it's actually 4/4 the whole way.

[Hatsune Miku with GUMI] Who's Afraid of the Wolf!
5/4 time.

I've done 5/4, 7/4, and 9/4 before, but maybe I could even go to 11/4... Maybe splitting it up like 4+4+3 would be most realistic.

The episode in which I have to make a 420 BPM song in 17/16 time and die.

See, I came up with... a project where I decide BPM and time signature on stream with a roulette and make a song with it...

Don't think up new things when you haven't even digested what you thought up already... :heart:

Turkish cuisine and a plant.

Even if you were able to draw it, nobody would ever give the right answer.

Oekaki Forest Level 5 Billion #TesrosetArt

["Prompt: Patlican İmam Bayildi"]

["Prompt: Operculicarya Pachypus"]

I first learned the word "mass driver" from Oekaki Forest.

On Oekaki Forest, when I got the prompt "urban legends," all I could think of was Kuchisake-onna.

How was I able to express "gross-cute" in art...

Oekaki Forest collab stream over! That was fuuuuun!

[Oekaki Forest] It's an Oekaki Battle!!! [Collab]
It begins!

I still make songs with about 80% "don't really get it, but it worked well."

Meanwhile, it's restrictive to have the belief that you can only use things if you've learned them as theory, so I want to treasure that feeling of "don't really get it, but it worked well."

It's not like you need to know a technique by name to use it, but it's true that knowing the names can probably help to link it with recognition, so there's no harm in knowing them...

Pentatonic scale, blues scale, bebop scale, altered scale... Oogh, my head...

[Retweeting an image visually showing the range and names of different music scales on a staff] I seriously can't remember these at all. (cretin with no will to remember)

Oekaki Forest stream tonight! :evergreen tree:
Expect great things from Master Painter Roset. :palette:

Upper structure triads :heart:

Finished my stereo-mixed track upload task.

Japan is the land of ninja, so everyone does their thinking secretly.

Secretly looking forward to it!! ←Want you to openly look forward to it

Where does everyone make stuffed toys?

I want a Tesro-sama plushie for myself... Urgh...

Tesro-sama would be easier to sew, but what would you do for the nameplate part...

Roset-chan stuffed toy. :teddy bear:

March 13th, 2021

I still remember shaking hands with a fan and being told "I like how you use sevenths."

I'll remember things people said that made me happy forever.

I'm doing tons of fanservice every day.

I super like the perspective that liking your own works is the ultimate fanservice.

MuSIc Iss SoO FunnNnnNN!!

Pehraps I just want to sum up all the stuff I always thought was super neat.

Tesroset Music Class gets into hardcore subjects like how notes between equal intervals sound right from Episode 1.

I super want to make lecture videos that can make even people who know nothing at all about music intuitively feel like they get it.

I've even made background music, so I ought to open a Tesroset music class.

Honkytonk 64 (64 keys)

There's this game called Donkey Kong 64 you can't play unless you remove a label that says "do not remove this label." [In reference to the slot where the Expansion Pak goes having said sticker in it.]

I've actually already decided what song I'll do for the second installment of the children's song arrangement series.

RT @ShioSaru Roset-sama suddenly starting to sequence Thomas during a stream. #TesrosetTransmission

I'm listening to Scott Joplin on Apple Music to atone...

Tesro-sama unable to remember the name of Scott Joplin. #TesrosetTransmission
["Who was the composer of The Entertainer again? Something... Goblin? *laughing* T... Tibet Goblin? *laughing* Oh geez, that's absolutely not it... Definitely not... I can't remember... I know it's not Tibet Goblin... Umm, "The Entertainer"... I'll check. Oh, Scott Joplin... No, it's not Goblin."]

Stream's over! Made two songs in 2 and a half hours! Turn on the lights!

Starting a sudden composition stream at 12:30!
[Real Time Composition Stream] Making Songs At An Incredible Pace

March 12th, 2021

I sort of have character traits in mind for each Vocaloid. Mei-chan embraces the loneliness that comes of being uninhibited, Rin-chan confronts things so seriously she ends up having to bear with a lot of things, and Miku-chan's good when she's morose... (desires)

Rin-chan's cute, huh.

In my Rin-chan songs, rather than love at first sight or fateful meetings, it's about, through repeated days, finding things to like inside them as people, and love as an extension of that. So even if it loses the form of love, she strives to treat it dearly... She tries to protect it, even enduring pain if she must...

The lyrics for my songs where Rin-chan's seriously in love are so cute, I went on a tour of all my self-made yuri songs...

My songs' lyrics are too cute... I mean, I'm writing them to my own tastes, so of course they'd get me. Being murdered by myself.

Wonder if I should stream during the day tomorrow... :music notes:

I gave up on Magnamalo just watching videos of it.

Why is my favorite music in genres that are so hard to create...

No stamina to continue making songs.

You're tripping over your words all over the place... Don't try to push through by "sounding close enough."

In memoriam: the opening that was muted on stream due to a mishap. #TesrosetTransmission

Rewatching the last chat stream, I messed up the settings and the opening didn't have sound, so it was just showing Roset-chan vibrating for about a minute... Super scary.

Roset-chan stating she's never committed a crime by saying "no record" because she's watched too much AIBOU.

Roset-chan was talking about how she made Passenger Seat Road Movie after she started riding in cars, so in a sense she makes songs based on what she's currently into, but had to make an addendum so people wouldn't think she made Love Prison while in prison.

RT @sahara_komugi Watched the archive of yesterday's chat stream! I died laughing at "It's not as if I was in prison when I made Love Prison" LMAO
Also, being supplied lots of Tesroset art makes me super want to draw them too, so I'm glad...! :flex: :pencil: #TesrosetTransmission

Hey! I've got something to look forward to! Look forward to it!

Please support the new-and-improved Roset-chan. #TesrosetTransmission

I don't feel like I learned the Monte Carlo method in school, but I guess I learned it nonetheless... I wonder if I just forgot...

Roset-chan in the Young experiment observing interference fringes and showing light's wave nature.

Roset-chan is well-versed in the Monte Carlo method.

RT @crab_kanikani Musical Vtuber sprinkling random numbers into a magic box to find Pi. #TesrosetArt

Wanna do a copy-from-memory stream soon.

Songs I listened to ages ago are burned into my brain, so I can recreate them hardly listening to the original.

I spent a worthwhile hour on this...

This is a super good song, so I sequenced it. #Dominowns

Someone talk to me about the godly music in Wave Race 64.

March 11th, 2021

Wrong: Fast at drawing
Right: Has no fortitude to draw carefully over a long period

Wanna get good at art. :heart:

T-T-T-That's prohibiteeed!!!

Viewer: "About how tall is Roset-chan?"
Roset-chan: "Three key changes."

I'm a Vtuber good at English. #TesrosetTransmission
[(answering a question from an overseas fan using Google Translation) "Sending in your comment, and stopping by to watch the stream, I think just that's fine, that's... um, thank you for your comment. I guess I should say that in English, right?! Thank you for your... goiken。 [comment] *laughing* Goiken?!"]

I haven't drawn Miku-san in a long time, so I'm getting the urge to practice drawing hair.

I'd like to try doing a job making dumbass videos too. (??)

Thought I was making nothing but dumbass videos?! I'm doing work!! Yaaay!!

[Announcement]
As part of Anime no Tane, the Agency of Cultural Affairs-commissioned Animation Human Resources Development Research Project, I provided the music for Honey Suicide Machine! :honey pot:
It's my first time attempting anime background music. :music notes: Thanks in advance! :honeybee:

Is it true I have an announcement? It's true!!!

Both constructing words in an orderly way as well as understanding what others say takes logical thinking, so learning can happen naturally by practicing that.

I'm shaking my head off nodding at "learning is necessary so that you don't hurt people."

When you're having trouble opening your word drawer, even if you manage to finally pull it open and take out some words, because your objective turned to getting the words out, you tend to forget what you wanted to use them for.

Of course a lack of education is part of it, but depending on my mood, sometimes I can't open my drawer of words, like it's rusty. At times like that, I want Kure 5-56 for the mind.

Reflecting on how much trouble I had expressing what I was thinking yesterday and how talking is hard.

Iekei ramen is a girl.

March 10th, 2021

Only on Tesroset Transmission can you find someone getting hyped up talking about using the Monte Carlo method to find Pi. (?)

It was fun talking about stuff like what I'm into lately.

Stream's over! Thanks for coming. :kissy face:

I'm streaming. I'm talking about sushi.

Getting starteeed!
[Chat Stream] Musical Vtuber Roseko's Room [#TesrosetTransmission]

I get nervous before streams.

Don't say you suck, just think of it as there being lots of people who are better, and keep trying hard at things!

Preparing a bunch of stuff for tonight's stream.

[Retweeting Among Us parody video] I was thinking of making all the players in this VSTs, but changed my mind knowing that this time, truly, no one would understand.

Tesro-sama would probably think shooting off fireworks in both hands is a symbol of wealth and power.

Tesro-sama with fireworks in both hands
#JustKindaCute #ShindanMaker
They'd absolutely do this.

Tonight is Roseko's Room!

March 9th, 2021

Today at 8 PM:
I'm finally doing another chat stream! :microphone:
Debuting Roset-chan's new model! Reading Marshmallows! Etcetera!
[Chat Stream] Musical Vtuber Roseko's Room [#TesrosetTransmission]

I've been with Miku-san for 14 years. (weird flex)

Miku Day's over...

I've always had a fascination with art in my life, but ran away from things I was bad at, so I sometimes wonder if I'd be better by now if I had given it a proper shot sooner. But if I did that, I probably wouldn't be able to make this many songs, and I can still start working hard right now... :heart:

It's cute to see Miku-chan and Tesroset-chan being friendly like this.

Just baaaaarely made it... I did good... [11:54 PM]

Let's keep it up together! :piano: #MikuDay #TesrosetArt

["Miku Day"]

Everyone's Miku Daying, I'm the only one not Miku Daying...

Do the inking automatically for me!!!

I kinda drew a super cute sketch, but I expect to ruin it once I ink it... It hurts.

It's Miku Day, so I'm drawing Miku-chan.

By Roset-chan, in my place. (unified in spirit)

I sometimes see tweets wondering about my music roots, and if you come to my streams, all your questions will be answered.

Tomorrow, I'm finally doing another chat stream! :heart:
I'll be showing off a new model for Roset-chan! :music score:
Again, I'm taking Marshmallow questions to read on stream. :cupcake: #TesrosetTransmission

Wanna get home soon and have on-the-rice...

The first CD I bought on my own was the Um Jammer Lammy soundtrack, so thinking back on it, my taste as a kid was way too good.

[Screenshot of listening to "Power off! Power on!" by MilkCan (from Um Jammer Lammy)] What a godly song...

It'll be a year since surgery soon. That came up fast...

A hospital visit to commemorate Miku Day.

Tesroset Palace would be good too.

[Retweeting "I built Tesroset Heights next to Maison Hatsune"] I'm true to my word.

March 8th, 2021

When you start thinking that stingy desires and annoying wants are abnormalities only you have, you'll keep blaming and cornering yourself, so it can be good to stop and look around.

Similarly, it's calming when you can get the sense that longing and loneliness aren't feelings that only you have, it's just that people don't actively show them. Isn't it?

If you're satisfied with yourself just making something, there's no need to show others, so releasing it means you expect at least some small response from someone. It calms me a little to think that even the most stoic person has those kinds of feelings.

I wish the YouTube Studio thing that lets you know when your videos aren't getting many views like "Your regular watchers aren't watching as much!" would instead put it more positively, like "You're great for uploading a video! Spread it like wildfire, it rules!" (sensitive)

The quality gets bad, huh.

gif test #TesrosetArt

How do you like these hips? Eh? #TesrosetArt

I got happy from being told "the way you draw Tesro is so angular and cute"...

With the uncertainty about what'll happen with conventions, I worry a ton about how I'm going to release CDs.

If oil comes gushing out, you can't go in it, but if hot spring water comes gushing out, you can, so maybe it'd be better if hot spring water came gushing out...

While I'm upping Tesroset production, I have a strong desire to make a new "wait a mocha" animation, or Super Chat or like-and-subscribe animations...

Roset-chan's character trait of liking Super Chats.

I drew a much too awful picture... (regret)

Welcome home to Maison Hatsune VS Come to Tesroset Heights #TesrosetArt

[Tesro: "Don't forget to like and subscriber!" Roset: "Super Chats welcome!"]

People who are like "aren't AB and BA the same?" must think that "crap-ton" and "ton (of) crap" are the same thing. (????)

I have a crappy incomplete understanding of math, so I feel like studying it over again sometimes, but then I start thinking about how learning art or such would probably be more of a positive for my creations, and ultimately end up being human garbage and doing nothing. (self-introduction)

Wonder what the constant of integration for "now" would be...

Life is the integral of "now."

The future can only be created by accumulating the present.

March 7th, 2021

Don't forget DL-6.

Remembering how to talk by streaming.

I meet so few people that I forgot how to talk...

If someday I become a princess,
I'll eat F#m7-5 until I'm laid to rest

It's so unfair how when you're making a song, it takes your hearing and your sight.

I bet all fans of Claire-san playing Mario wonder why, when he grabs a :bell:, he turns into a cat instead of a tanuki. (no they don't)

I can't live unless I become more invincible, so I have a need to become more invincible.

I like Tesro-sama's singing voice in this sort of register.

When drawing the "on the rice" picture, it looked Roset-chan was trying to grab Tesro-sama's nether regions with her chopsticks, so I struggled to fix it.

Earlier I had a great victory with yakinuki on the rice, so after eating I played "on the rice" and danced to it.

How does Tesro-sama hold chopsticks with those hands, I wonder?

I feel like the sketchy chicken in Maison Hatsune and Tesroset in Tesroset Heights would get in a competition to make the most noise.

Lately I've been blazing ahead making a bunch of videos, it's amazing.

Next to Maison Hatsune, I've constructed Tesroset Heights.

[Retweeting Mitchie M noticing that Maison Hatsune got a million plays on Spotify] I'm glad! Welcome home to Maison Hatsune! Welcome home!

0.9999... being equal to 1 is clear when you see the explanation, but feels somehow hard to accept, so maybe I'm unexpectedly more of a emotional person than a logical one.

Silent morning.

March 6th, 2021

Feels like I'm getting more and more used to drawing and voicing things.

Tesroset's debut song, "on the rice."

Where in the world is Tesroset Transmission headed...

I'm so invincible for making the track and singing it and drawing it and making the video and uploading it in one day.

Oolong tea is good.

The charm of shabby instrumentation... (??)

on the rice #TesrosetTransmission

coming soon...

While I can record my voice, gonna record lots.

People who do the things they want come out on top...

In these times, I dunno what's going to see the light of day when or how, so I actively pursue anything I think up, no matter how stupid.

Tesro Wars: Episode 2
Attack of the Clones

I made this thinking "if I died of a heart attack right now, would this be my final creation...?"

Dreaming with a high fever. #TesrosetTransmission

Not being loved is lonely, but I think having your love rejected is also super lonely.

Because having your love accepted can make a place for you... Urk... Touko Nanami... (heart attack)

Being loved is one thing, but I feel like I have a dependency on loving, too.

March 5th, 2021

Thinking how amazing human intuition is to take what from a brute-force perspective is an absurd number of combinations and select meaningful ones. The issue is that they have limited time to live, so they have to hone that intuition.

Given infinite time, Roset-chan sequencing randomly in Domino will eventually produce all the symphonies of Beethoven. (infinite Roset-chan theorem)

Relative to the size of humans, light can feel like it's infinitely fast, but relative to cosmic scales, it's way too slow... Weird to think about.

I'm trying it again now, but it's hard to beat the speed of light. If I'm reborn, I wanna be a tachyon.

Did you ever used to try looking behind you faster than light, to see if you could see your back in the mirror?

Tachyon. (end) ["-n" in Japanese can't be used to start a word, so a word ending in it ends word-chain games.]

Shiritori for things that are faster than light.

I dunno why, but I was under the mistaken belief that gravity took effect instantly.

But my imagination is much too weak to picture the value of infinity.

What's that called, the infinite monkey theorem?

Though it's kind of in the same way that a monkey at a typewriter will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare.

At this late hour, I start thinking things like "an infinite series of random numbers can contain all information in the world, so Pi is an Akashic record."

Coming Soon #TesrosetTransmission

Lately I've become a machine of infinite creation, doing stupid stuff and getting inspiration from it and doing even stupider stuff.

People sometimes think "OSTER-san, you're super good at piano," but if I were super good at piano I wouldn't be sequencing it with a mouse.

When I say "annoying," I don't mean like the sound being loud and distorted, but rather, it's good when there's a vocalist singing in the middle but there's also a guy dancing joyfully in the back the whole time.

World! Make more songs with annoying piano!

In parts like this, whether the piano has flourishes or not feels like the difference between an illustration having highlights or not. Ornaments can make it so lively...

I'm good at sequencing things that are like screaming "Piano is fun!!!"

I'm a little good at sequencing.

When I listen to something like this, I'm like "Piano rules!!", but when I'm sequencing it, it's hell's workload.

Yep, songs where the piano's going ham even when it's not an interlude are the best... #Dominowns

Team Shoot Me If I Become a Zombie VS Team Wanna Adapt and Live VS Team Research a Way to Turn Back

Huge dogs are cute.

I'm in Guinness as the artist who's uploaded the most Tesroset art in the world.

I'm watching a guide for the stages from last night's FlopRoset, and amusingly, their approach is totally different...

Wish I could wipe my memory of Human Fall Flat and play it again.

I want to eat King Ghidorah to distract from my empty stomach.

Empty Stomach VS King Ghidorah

March 4th, 2021

Please check out the insane musician's Space-Werewolf as well.

I've gotten pretty good at drawing Tesroset nicely...

And thus, despite all her stumbles, Floppy Roset's Big Adventure has come to a close! :bone:
Please look forward to the future activity of Roset-chan with her regained bones. #FlopRoset #TesrosetTransmission #TesrosetArt

[FlopRoset's Big Adventure: End
Roset: "Booone!" Tesro: "And don't lose 'em again!"]

Stream's oveeeeer!! I'll draw a thank-you picture!

Going into the last stage!!

Starting now!
[Human: Fall Flat] Floppy Roset's Big Adventure 3 [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]

Before tonight's FlopRoset, let's look back on the adventure thus far!!!!

Nightmare #TesrosetArt

Tonight at 8:30!
Probably the final part of floppy Roset's adventure! Starting from Steam. #FlopRoset
[Human: Fall Flat] Floppy Roset's Big Adventure 3 [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]

No one remembers the music when Mito Komon takes out the medicine case.

And the music that plays when Mito Komon takes out the medicine case is a sus4.

Also, the arpeggio when you use a Boo in Mario Kart 64 is a dim.

That was a game where whoever had the best grasp of the maps won, so all I remember is hiding in vents and being blown to pieces with rocket launchers.

Who knows that the sound when you die in 007 for N64 is EmM7(9)?

A video of a pro musician playing an Among Us-like game by herself. #TesrosetTransmission #AmongUs

DEAD BODY REPORTED
DISCUSS!
TESRO: Waugh!
TESRO: aug-san is dead...
ROSET: aug-san's deeead... How am I going to make songs now without augs...?
TESRO: That's not that big a deal for most people...
TESRO: Wait, so who reported it...?
ROSET: Oh, I reported it.
ROSET: Um, first I want to know what everyone was doing.
ROSET: Personally, I was in the DTM room, doing the iLok key authorization task.
TESRO: (iLok key: a thing you really don't wanna lose.)
ROSET: Then, I did the authorize task in KONTAKT.
ROSET: But as soon as I finished, there was a sabotage, and Cubase crashed. So I went to repair that.
ROSET: After that, in the comms room, I did the stereo-mixed track upload task.
TESRO: Good for you, sending that in!
ROSET: Then I went straight to the cafe, and aug-san... had been bitcrushed.
TESRO: All kinds of crunchy...
TESRO: So it was the cafe, huh?
ROSET: The place where we all relax was stained with blood...
TESRO: Phrasing.
TESRO: Well, as for myself... I was in the control room doing the virtual MIDI cable wiring task.
ROSET: loopMIDI...
TESRO: And the assistant engineer task. The one where you're like "It's coming up in four!!"
TESRO: After that, I used Melodyne for a pitch-shifting task.
ROSET: You used Melodyne...?
TESRO: Then... I think it was in the Vocaloid room?
TESRO: I was staring at a Miku-san figurine, so I didn't go near the cafe.
ROSET: Do your tasks!!
ROSET: Now, what did the rest of you...
(sounds)
BOTH: I can't understand a thing you're saying!
TESRO: Okay, got it, talk one at a time. (brilliant)
ROSET: Oh, when Cubase crashed, someone came to help me repair it... Was that sus4-san?
sus4: ♪ [Windows error noise]
TESRO: That error sound freaks me out, stop it!
TESRO: That's a super old one, you oughta update your OS.
ROSET: CM7-san, what were you doing?
CM7: ♪ [guitar strumming]
TESRO: Don't just ignore us and make that sound like a refreshing tropical breeze! That's super sketchy.
ROSET: Well, personally speaking, I think there are others who have the scent of blood on them...
TESRO: Ah, that's a dog for you. Who are you thinking?
ROSET: dim-san, could I ask what you were doing?
dim: ♪ [dramatic strings]
BOTH: Oh, that sounds SUPER criminal...!
ROSET: Like when there's been three murders in a row!
TESRO: But man, it's SO suspicious I'm not even sure...
ROSET: What about you, EmM7-san?
EmM7: ♪ [twang...]
TESRO: Whoa, don't you smell of blood too???
TESRO: Hey, actually, could you play that again?
TESRO: Da-na, na-naaa... ♪
EmM7(9): ♪ [twang...]
TESRO: That's the sound when you die in that 007 game for N64.
ROSET: What a dated reference...
TESRO: Ahh, everyone's so suspicious I can't tell!
TESRO: Is it possible Roset self-reported?
ROSET: Hey, it's not me! I was with CM7-san the whole time until Cubase crashed.
CM7: ♪ [guitar strumming]
BOTH: Seriously, the tropical mood is just more suspicious!
ROSET: Look, F#m7-5-san is already dead too, so we've got to decide who's sus...
sus4: ♪ [prolonged error noise]
TESRO: As soon as you said "sus" (picious), it made suspended4th (sus4)-san tremble!
ROSET: I can't really hold that against them!
TESRO: Argh, this sucks, I have no idea!
ROSET: No idea...
TESRO: Should we skip?
ROSET: Maybe skip...
TESRO: Oh, poor aug-san...
TESRO: And I told them to watch out during long tasks...
sus4: !! [alert!}
ROSET: ...Huh? Tesro, why do you know what they were doing when they were killed?
TESRO: Uh.
ROSET: Okay, voted, goodbyeee~
[Everyone votes]
TESRO: Wait! Wait, it wasn't me! It's not me! Seriously! I'M SERIOUYI*&S(U IT'S NOT ME!!
ROSET: Arrivederci! (This is goodbye!)
Tesro was ejected.
TESRO: Dammit, you'll regret thiiis!
[Cadd9 harmony (G-C-D-E)]
BOTH: ...So what was all this in the end?
ROSET: Don't just make a pretty sound...

Tesro-sama put in a spacesuit and looking like mentaiko. #TesrosetArt

Filled with bloodlust for the impostor who crashed Cubase.

:water pistol: :heart: :music score:

March 3rd, 2021

Come to think of it, I don't have an EastWest subscription...

Municipal taxes, the subscription to live in that area. Property taxes, the subscription to live in a house. Income taxes, the subscription to earn money. Consumption taxes, the subscription to buy things...

What are you getting in return for being worn down? You have to find that for yourself.

The world is a subscription service. Just living wears everything down.

With everything switching to a subscription model, it's hard to get your money's worth... If I paid for everything that I don't use that much but would be inconvenienced to not have, I'd make myself subscription-poor.

I've gotten a million times more efficient at using AE since becoming a Vtuber.

Don't return my senses...

You can't make crazy things unless you finish them before returning to your senses.

When you put too much time into a joke video, you start getting super uneasy if it's funny or not, so you have to make them in the heat of the moment.

Friendship's lyrics going from "I can endure a little pain just fine" to "I have to endure this kind of pain" made me cry.

I like making songs about girls and songs about women.

I've always liked the spot-on interpretation of the comment on Inappropriate Lady saying it's not about a strong woman, but a woman acting strong...

It's Girls' Day, so I wanna listen to songs that have a girl feel.

March 2nd, 2021

Just making materials for a joke video is super rough, but... It's Fun...

The flute and taiko of false accusation.

Death

Roset-chan going nuts after two of her favorite chords were killed.

What am I getting into here... #TesrosetArt

["Who Is The Impostor?" (Tesro, Roset, CM7, sus4, dim, EmM7, aug, F#m7-5)]

[Merch poll ends] Thank you for your assistance. :folded hands: Mugs...!!!

Abby-chan, if you think of it like a picture of a girl drawn on a fighter jet, it's cool... (consolation)

What's with the overwhelming ratio of guys listening to Rice Disco?????? [Screenshot of YouTube gender ratio: 98.5% men, 1.5% women.]

Part of me seriously looks forward to Molcar every week.

Molcar teaches us about life. (overinterpretation otaku)

But humans have reason, so as long as they make an effort to identify those feelings as egotistical, they should be able to control themselves. You must confront your foolishness, not look away. That is why living is tiring.

I bet people who, when performers they like get married, want to celebrate them but somewhere deep down feel shocked, have this kind of mentality too. Why did I get on this topic just from watching Molcar, I'm crying now. (emotionally unstable)

Everyone should be free to decide how they live, but the greater your concern for someone, the harder it is to keep away how your selfish ego wants them to live, and if the gap between those becomes too large, you can hurt them and make them sad - I know the feeling all too well. Yes, that foolishness lurks within me as well.

Humans haven't been too foolish about Molcar lately, but that they would ignore the fact that Shiromo and those around them have accepted the change of them turning into a zombie and Shiromo is living happily, and instead go "poor Shiromo" and push their own arrogant ego onto the situation, perhaps reveals humanity's unconscious foolishness? (nope)

Team Okay If They're Living Happily As a Zombie VS. Team Okay But I'd Like Them To Turn Back

March 1st, 2021

I can't sleep because I had that cafe latte, no doubt.

My blood is restless, so I can't sleep.

When you go chasing your ideal, you'll go around in circles / But that's the shortest route ← So true

No time to feel down if I wanna do everything I wanna do.

Tomorrow, I think I'll work on music and think up manzai... (????)

I'm a musician, so today I edited game playthrough videos and worked on a new video and drew pictures. (???)

Want to broadcast Tesroset across the world.

I'm a more normal AIBOU fan than everyone thinks.

Another day of releasing Tesroset art into the world and becoming happy.

I'm an artist, so I draw art.

I'm satisfied to have drawn such a dog-like Roset-san.

Ukyo Roseshita-san. #TesrosetArt

I set the poll to last 1 day, so please offer your assistance. :bowing woman:

A cursed mug with progressions that get more and more perverse the longer you wait.

Something like this? #TesrosetArt

Mugs...!!! Is it mugs...?!?! Tesroset mugs...?!?!

If... IF!!
I were to make merch of Tesro and Roset, what would you want?! :water pistol: :music score:
(If you want something not in the poll, I'd appreciate if you told me in a reply.) #TesrosetTransmission
- Tote bags [22.5%]
- Pins [21.1%]
- T-shirts [14.5%]
- Mugs [41.8%]

I'm about to say something important, so I'd appreciate your assistance... :folded hands: :folded hands: :folded hands:

I'm super fond of the two-piano Calamari Inkantation arrangement. [This one.]

It'd be good to collect the arrangements I've uploaded to Twitter on YouTube...

I'm a musical Vtuber, so I sing a lot even during games.

February 28th, 2021

I want to recommend Little Nightmares to people, but I can't spoil it, so all I can say is it's a game where Hiroshi Abe and Yuji Oda face off, which tells you absolutely nothing.

My objectives for next month are to first get back Roset-chan's bones, and to upload a short Tesroset skit video. (songs when)

Just living makes you feel uneasy, so you're living enduring that anxiety, which is why you're great for just living.

Dammit! I'm uneasy! Tell me it's all okay!

Stop feeling uneasy about if you worked hard enough this month! You're great for just living!

Don't die, February! I'm coming to save you!

Sex you can buy for 610 yen... (??)

It's a sax synth that has a knob with SEX on it. ←what [This is true, and she retweets several people remarking on it.]

I'm curious about the Sensual Saxophone synth, but people who don't know are like "the heck is a Sensual Saxophone synth?", and even people who do know are like "the heck is a Sensual Saxophone synth?"

It's good to buy good synths, but learning how to use them is hard, so if I buy too many at once I can't get good at any and I die.

Good synths are like good ingredients. If you eat good ingredients as-is, they'll still be tasty and you'll come to leave it at that, so if you get good ingredients, you should use them.

If you want to change the world, gimme money.

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