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Translations of tweets from @fuwacina. For an archive of other Vocaloid-related Twitters I no longer keep up with, go here.
Suddenly starting to read about Boltzmann brains and being unable to sleep.
Calling myself a musical Vtuber but streaming a game for 5 hours.
The stream went down today, but it seemed to be the last part, which is unfortunate...
Human Fall Flat is a super tough game, it's nuts.
I learned that even if I have it charging, it can still run out of battery...
It got super late before I knew it, but thanks for stream!!!!! Forced to end by battery dying... lol
We're starting!!!!
[Human: Fall Flat] Floppy Roset's Big Adventure 1 [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]
While playing Mario, I was thinking how it's amazing to be an adult man who's allowed to wear a cat kigurumi and go "meow meow."
Even though I'm streaming a different game tonight, I bought and played Mario. (reflecting on actions)
The stream with Tesro-sama controlling floppy Roset will begin at 8:30.
Tonight at 8:30:
The adventure to get back Roset's bones begins.
[Human: Fall Flat] Floppy Roset's Big Adventure 1 [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]
Aiming to become a Vtuber manzai duo.
?????????? #TesrosetTransmission #TesrosetArt
BOTH: Hello! We're the musical Vtubers Tesro and Roset.
TESRO: Nice to meet - (ROSET: CmM7!) ["yoroshiku onegai-C-masu"]
TESRO: Starting with a CM7, then a cliche...
ROSET: Say, Tesro, do you happen to believe in magic?
TESRO: Ah, well, I'm Jodo Shinshu [school of Buddhism], so...
ROSET: No, no, I'm not making that kind of invitation!
TESRO: Oh, okay.
ROSET: You see, yesterday, I had this dream.
ROSET: In the dream, there was a witch... (TESRO: Oh, how fantasy-esque.)
ROSET: And the witch... suddenly reconstructed my brain.
TESRO: Uh...
TESRO: That's scary...
TESRO: For a witch, that's kind of a physical approach, ain't it?
ROSET: Well, when I woke up, I was able to use magic.
ROSET: ...You don't believe me, do you?
TESRO: Well, I am Jodo Shinshu and all.
TESRO: But, like, what kind of magic? Tell me.
ROSET: It's this magic where, if I say an incantation, I can cause whatever I want to happen.
TESRO: Okay, so, what's the incantation like?
ROSET: First, you have to point your staff at a target, and then say...
ROSET: ALEXA!!!
TESRO: Um, that's not magic, that's technology, a crystallization of the wisdom humanity has amassed -
ROSET: Turn off the lights! ♥
(Lights go out)
TESRO: Don't shut the lights off all of a sudden!
TESRO: Hey, Alexa! Lights on!
ALEXA: I will not accept your commands.
TESRO: MUTINY!
TESRO: The machine's rebelling! Like in sci-fi!
ROSET: Alexa, remove the bones from Tesro's body.
(Fade to black)
TESRO: Huh?! That's scary, that's scary!! (magic sounds) What's this whole-tone-scale vibraphone?! WAAAAAH!!
(Fade back to messed-up-dog Roset)
TESRO: Why are you all floppy?
ROSET: ...me... kill... me...
TESRO: It's too soon to give up on living.
TESRO: Gah, I'll save you! Hold on, I'm coming...!
(Fade to black)
TESRO: And so, we set out on a journey to restore Roset from becoming floppy...
Humans are born in the ultimate open world known as Earth, but tend to place restrictions on themselves and do challenge playthroughs.
"Mol wash" sounds like being brainwashed to be unable to live without Molcar.
My love for Tohoku is acting up... Wanna go to Tohoku soon...
I'm so great for writing an entire song's worth of lyrics based on how white rice is tasty.
What's hard about lyrics is, you need to think about both what you want to express and how to express it.
The "not even with the help of trusty Pythagoras" line in Mathematigirl means that even the Pythagorean theorem that is the basis of trigonometry is useless for solving a love triangle, and I definitely didn't get that across to anyone.
I think a lot when writing lyrics how I'm glad I studied in school, but when I go too far with that, I write deranged lyrics like Mathematigirl.
Obviously I like compliments on my songs, but I get super happy when my lyrics are complimented.
Doesn't "best friends forever" mean you'll never be any more than friends for eternity? Tragic...
Roset-chan will sing again this year. (spoilers)
In recent times, isn't it nice and YouTuber-esque to say "don't forget to like and subscribe" when you say bye to someone?
Thanks, today was fun! Don't forget to like and subscribe!
While keeping up with work, I'll start trying to more actively upload videos and stream! I'll do my best!
Last year's objective: 100,000 subscribers on YouTube
This year's objective: 100,000 subscribers on YouTube
Next year's objective: 100,000 subscribers on YouTube
This week's Molcar was great... I couldn't stop myself from crying during the scene where Potato sank into the blast furnace while giving a thumbs-up.
I have to watch Molcar as soon as possible every week, or I'll run into spoilers. (what are molcar spoilers)
Tension rising (9→♯11→13) [A play on musical "tension," and Japanese using "tension" to mean energy/excitement.]
I want mysterious stamps where words like "Tense" and "Tragic..." are accompanied by "dim" or "m7-5."
Tesroset LINE stamps... (fantasizing)
When watching an anime opening or ending,
Saying that "this is spoilers"
Is the biggest spoiler of all
- Mitsuo
Can be opened anywhere from this side → Can't open it
Cat litter will not scatter → It will scatter
We'll go if we can → We won't go
Let's run together → We won't run together
Absolutely do not push → Push me
Just the tip is fine → Just the tip is not fine
I played Little Nightmares 2 to the end... [3:44 AM]
Even when I get drunk, it doesn't show visibly, so I'm laughing to myself remembering the time a bartender told me "you can really hold your drinks, miss" and I nonchalantly responded "oh, not at all," but I actually was super woozy.
RT @50yen_50dama You seem like you'd have a strong tolerance for drinks, OSTER-san.
I get more drunk the more I drink. :eyeroll:
Wanna drink with my followers soon. :angry:
I've made the ultimate cute song and the ultimate cool song, so my self-affirmation has exploded.
Wanna make a curry song and play endless sitar.
It's also strange that I've made songs about Naporitan and rice, but nothing for what I eat most, curry.
I'm super moody, so my works are influenced by the mood of the times.
I want to make an effort to make more seasonal songs, but accounting for video release times, I have to make them pretty far in advance, and it's hard to feel like making a Christmas song during Halloween season, right???
Halloween :pumpkin:
- trick and treat
- Distorted Dream and Marionette
Valentine's :chocolate bar:
- tete-a-tete
- Chocolate Magic
Christmas :christmas tree:
- White Snow Falling
↑Why's there only one?
OSTER should make more Christmas songs.
:chocolate bar: Happy Valentine's :chocolate bar:
tete-a-tete - OSTER project
I got so scared I wet myself.
You shouldn't play Little Nightmares at 4 AM. [posted at 4 AM]
Seeing the potential of a Roset-chan-loid and having fun.
Roset-chan sure is cute!!
I'm doing something super fun right now. (report)
With that in mind, I'm like, it's presumptuous to casually envy someone else's life, but I tend to forget that and get envious, so I wanna be more careful... :eyeroll:
Even Mt. Fuji looks beautifully smooth and sublime from a distance, but when you get close, there's a ton of rocks. People's lives are kind of like that.
Even people who seem to shine brilliantly probably worked hard while getting all banged up. People around them just see them as amazing, but everyone's human.
Your piled-up feelings will reach your aspirations.
[OSTER project] Labradorite feat. Yu Tokiwa [Music Video]
Labradorite, huh...
super mario furry world [For the release of Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury.]
As a counterpart to "Elsa's a size L," perhaps Anna's clothes are full of holes [ana]...
I want to drink with my followers, and I want to drink my followers.
When I remake an old song, I get to collaborate with my past self, so it's fun.
The molcar Potato becoming "the Guinea Pig Car Tuberosum" [okay, not that extreme, but using complex kanji for the word "potato"] in Taiwan feels like a joke from SUWEHIROGARIS.
Wanna do Tesroset manzai.
The Three Dog Sisters are all loud and annoying but cute.
I have an announcement for you all. I'm an ordinary woman.
I'm still playing Toro Puzzle every day...
[Retweeting announcement that Toro Puzzle is shutting down on May 10th] You're kidding...
If you don't have bread, why don't you eat sweets?
If you can't get a boyfriend, why don't you get a girlfriend?
I'm not at all saying that one is better than the other, it's just like if you started reading something you thought was porn, but it was a shoujo manga. (???)
If you think about it rationally, a person who listens to chord progressions and calls them "neat and tidy" or "sexy" is pretty nuts.
Originality is the result of the choices you make about your tastes, so I really like songs with a similar style to mine. Though when I see something called OSTER-like on my timeline and listen to it, I snap like "my music ain't this neat and tidy!!!"
You just have to keep at it until you figure something out, and have to put in the effort to notice. If you just repeat what you know you can do, you'll never break out of that area...
I think with both art and music, a graph of your skill wouldn't look like slope, it's a staircase. The times when you suddenly jump up a step are when you find something that goes well and figure out some kind of trick. That's why challenges are essential, and you can't give up even when you can't feel any change.
When you try to do something different from before, you usually fail, but keeping at it and trying different approaches, you can happen to find something that works well, and absorbing those coincidental good bits can expand the breadth of your style.
The theory of evolution says that rather than things gradually evolving, countless individuals are born with mutations, and only those that fit their environment survive as species. That makes me think of creation in the same way, where amid countless futile challenges, you find things that worked well even though you're not sure how, and the amassing of those over time forms originality.
I'm saying lots of stupid stuff, but I'll be finishing a song soon. (genius)
I'm OSTER, but OSTER is also me.
I'll never be Kimutaku, but Kimutaku will never be me. I like that logic so much, I make it a theme in my life.
Enjoy the moment to the fullest.
Even once you get a job, you can become unemployed. But if you graduate from being a virgin, you can never be a virgin again.
If you rearrange molcar [moruka~], it can be read as "mo~karu" [profitable]. Molcar being a hit was predestined. That's the extent to which molcar will be a future pillar of the Japanese economy.
I'm worried that if I made one, it'd sound like a character song for Severus Snape.
If you like that kind of thing, then make a song like that, dammit.
I think of the past as something you can't shake free of even knowing you can only live in the future.
Even if I have to stay in my home, I'm free in the world of creation...
It's true.
RT @sigma_asterisk OSTER-san's Twitter teaches you the important things in life.
Lyrics are a series of decisions between similar words - chest, heart, emotions, feelings. There's a difference in nuance between "aching chest" and "aching heart," and between "swaying emotions" and "swaying chest," I'd rather see and touch the swaying chest.
On one hand, I want to release the things I worked hard on as soon as possible, but on the other, sometimes I get super antsy when I don't have any unreleased stuff in store. Life is so hard...
Maybe in secret, I'm actually making a ton of songs... (or maybe I'm not)
Day after day, I feel like "I'm not accomplishing anything...", but really, I'm making all sorts of things.
Starting in spring, there'll be two anime airing I worked on the theme songs for, which I'm looking forward to...
Molcar is the anime I'm following the most this season.
#ForEveryLikeIllBeHappy
I think I'm destined to be fond of titles relating to coffee.
That's how I'm encouraging myself to keep going once again today.
I can make music! I can write lyrics! I can draw! I can make videos! I'm invincible! Truly the strongest!! Unstoppable!!!
Shall I have Tesro-sama sing I Wanna Be a Princess????
You can probably only think "I want to eat buckets of pudding until I'm laid to rest" up to your 20's. (tragic stomach pain)
Were you aware there's a mythical version of I Wanna Be a Princess! sung by Len-kun?
Played Splatoon for the first time in 5 billion years.
Feelings-wise, I feel like I got 5 billion chocolates this year, so I'm satisfied.
Smiles, just as planned. :chocolate bar:
["So much winning, so much popularity" (reference to an ad with someone bathing in money)]
#IGainedFollowersFromThis [Reposts her original aug lecture, which gets many more retweets and likes]
It's so perfect how the Totoros and seals are in there.
?!
RT @Juntaro1024 #MakemonArt #TesrosetArt #LostDogArt
Powerful Three Dog Sisters!
* Has sound.
Humanity's so foolish.
Girls are dumb too.
Boys sure are dumb.
My cute little Roset-chan.
"Admittedly, even my blood was boiling."
"Don't boil blood!" [Very similar phrase in Japanese, except it's "asbestos."]
I've been at home so much, I don't have any sense of Valentine's approaching...
Every time I hear something like "our stressful modern times," I'm like "you ever given any real thought to how ancient people felt?"
You need to give up the foolish endeavor of comparing yourself to the unrealistic fantasy of "normal" and lamenting your deviation from it.
In my experience, normal people aspire to weird people, and weird people aspire to normal people, but "normal" was never any more than an illusion.
Sleeping at weird times, getting up at weird times, being born in a weird time, making weird music, living a weird life, I'm thinking weird things like "I bet I'll die a weird death."
I want to somehow put into words and share what I'm enthralled with, so I write them as chords and such, but to say I make songs that are particular about chords doesn't sound right. I'm hardly ever concerned about what chords I'm actually using when I'm making a song...
I super love Friendship, which might not have a lot of views, but it has a lot of core fans.
After so many months keeping it in, when I finally go out drinking again, I can only expect that something's going to let loose.
On bad days, even listening to my favorite music has no effect, and I'm so depressed it feels like I'll never enjoy music ever again, but on good days, music is for real my best friend in the world, so I want to be in a good mood every day.
I seriously do this sometimes and startle myself.
Drawing is so hard, people who can draw are so mysterious.
Journal. #TesrosetArt
["Aa, hoippu shita / Keeki no you na / Machi wa / Suki-yuki" (beep beep beep...)
"MAJI-MAGIC" *twitch* (Super Loud)]
Roset-san is convinced she's 23 years old.
#TesrosetArt
["Once Again Doesn't Know Her Own Song's Chords: Roset-san (23)"]
[Originally from TV show How Do You Like Wednesday?: "Once Again Knows Nothing: Yo Oizumi-san (23)"]
Doing makeup just to take an ID photo with no intention of going out makes me feel so sluggish...
I got bad grades in chemistry, so all I can remember is that Jusco had the highest ionization tendency.
It's fun to be writing lyrics and think of a line that makes me go "Am I a once-in-5000-years kind of genius???"
I'm a Vtuber who teaches Toro strange words, gets stimulated by sexy chords, and makes molcars put the pedal to the metal. (self-introduction)
Go, OSTER, go! I've done well to make it this far! I'm a can-do person! That includes today! And all days to come! Even if I stumble! I will never give in!!
While I'm making it, I feel battered by my lack of ability, but when I listen back to the end result and really like it, it's such a blessed thing...
Be jealous.
When I get to listen to an unreleased OSTER song, that's a moment I'm glad to be OSTER...
Come out already, Monster Hunter...!!
Even if the demons go out, I'll always be right here.
The molcars themselves are singing.
The full version of the song when the molcars put the pedal to the metal. :guinea pig: #Molcar #Dominowns
I got curious about the molcars' genders, so I looked it up and saw "Tokyo Metropolitan man," and thought "that place was the Tokyo Metropolitan area...?", but it was information on the director.
mol :car: is my oasis
outside demon
inside fortune
Q. With stay-at-home lasting so long, how do you usually hassan [let your feelings out]?
A. lim(x→π/2) tan x ["Hassan" also means divergence.]
Before you mindlessly repeat propaganda like "out with the demons" [in reference to Setsubun tomorrow], should we not converse with the demons? All hate produces is more hate. What have we learned from history?
That person played Among Us for 6 hours and wasn't the impostor even once. You can see it in their face.
I'm super glad I'm getting more lyrics-only jobs here and there...! "Lyricist" has such a cool ring to it...
Announcement
I provided the lyrics for the opening theme of the anime I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years and Maxed Out My Level, Aimless Everyday, sung by Aoi Yuuki! :party popper:
Thanks in advance!
When I say I have no self-confidence, people respond like "But you're OSTER project!", but if you whacked OSTER project in the head with a blunt object she'd die, so she's gotta be super weak.