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Translations of tweets from @fuwacina. For an archive of other Vocaloid-related Twitters I no longer keep up with, go here.

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June 5th, 2022

Just having a friend who's good at cooking makes life godly...

Weekend... Don't die...

June 4th, 2022

Detail-oriented fashion.

["Beer" earring]

Four people's worth. :sake bottle and cup:

For real, where'd my copy of Splatoon 2 go...

For instance, by just scoring splats, my heart can be strong. [Parody of lyrics to "Kimi ga Iru Dake de"]

Continuing to challenge things that are too much for your abilities is tiring, but the moments when I'm able to amass enough study to cover for that and achieve something are the most fun I have with games.

[Retweeting Godskin Noble video] This is a video about how I don't have especially great reflexes but if I think of strategies I can still achieve results in action games.

Test results: My reaction speed was 227 milliseconds! How fast are you? #ReactionSpeedTest
I'm a middle-aged gamer. Thanks in advance.

June 3rd, 2022

Teo has a very high IPS (Iai Per Second), so it's a fun monster.

I'm going to sound like a Monster Hunter beginner, but you sure can hunt monsters quickly if you hit their weaknesses well!!!

Thanks to playing Elden Ring, I feel like my observation and quick thinking skills with regard to animations have improved.

In the PC version of Rise, even turning Vsync on isn't fixing tearing, which is troubling.

I definitely don't have the concentration to do Malenia right now, so I guess I'll do some casual Monster Hunter today...

Tomorrow is the unstoppable weekend.

Want Malenia to let me iai her.

Which to do before bed, Monster Hunter rehab or practicing Malenia?

Unstoppable!!!!!!!!!!!
["I finished a song."]

I have the desire to make music, but my stamina won't permit it.

Oh-My-God Particle

I wanna do my best for my faves' happiness, and of course I'm included in my list of faves.

Lately, my life's finally gotten started.

I wanna play Monster Hunter so bad my hands are shaking.

[Music Video] Petting-Induced Aggression feat. Hatsune Miku

Entering the Tarotaro Cup made me terribly aware of how fun it is to have your gameplay commentated...

Automatic commentary functions are so good, now add a function to Monster Hunter that compliments me when I pull off a difficult iai.

I thought "partner [aibou] Pokemon" was a Pokemon game where you throw a Poke Ball and Ukyo Sugishita-san comes out.

Thinking about how because I set some rice yesterday, I'll be able to cook it before noon, I felt I understood how it feels to be a mad bomber when everything's proceeding according to plan.

June 2nd, 2022

CHAAAMPIOOOOONS!!!!!!! #EldenRing #Dominowns

If you think about it rationally, it's pretty amazing I can make music.

My back hurts a ton but I made a ton of progress on a song.

Let's bet on which comes first, shall we? Sunbreak coming out, or me doing Malenia damageless...

I wanna play Sunbreak right now real bad... I'm waiting for my new adolescence...

There's advance-release videos coming out of the [Sunbreak] demo, and Lunagaron looks so fun...

[Retweeting parry victory over Godskin Apostle] Have to make this video soon too.

Parrying Malenia: The left step's slower than I think, the right step's faster than I think, the spin cut gets me if I don't get back, the sword whoosh is super quick, and the down-swing I haven't parried even once.

I still can't deal with that one that goes all whish-whish-woosh.

Progress.

Crying at Malenia being simpler when you don't parry her.

June 1st, 2022

Until I beat Malenia damageless, my Elden Ring won't end...

Too stimulated to sleep.

I'm uploading a lot of damageless parry videos, so please check them out.

Damageless parrying Loretta, Knight of the Haligtree took only about 45 minutes, yet beating Malekith took 2 hours, so it was truly painful...

Our fight has only just begun...

Malenia has a lot of animations that actually get harder to get the timing down for when you're accustomed to parrying.

If she does the down-swing, do I just have to give up...?

Also, the down-swing is so fast I can't make it in time.

I mess up parrying the right step due to distance, so maybe it would be good to give up on that one.

Malenia's too strong.

Starting!

It was "Loretta, Knight of the Haligtree."

Tesroset tonight!

I've actually already challenged Loretta before in spirit form.

Trotting, let's run, Hamtaro
I really like

Open-world action RPGs

Compared to Drac-Tree, Loretta is pretty easy to casually parry, so it's probably doable, I mean who knows.

What about Malekith?

:clock: Tonight at 8:30:
:horse: Uma Kishi (Horse Knight) Parry Derby Online :shield:
I'll challenge Royal Knight Loretta in Miquella's Haligtree with parries damageless. #TesrosetTransmission #ParryInTheForgottenLands
[Elden Ring] Uma Kishi (Horse Knight) Parry Derby Online #7 [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]

It's now easier to share game strategies, so it's an environment where players can more easily increase in skill. And while I do benefit from that myself, it sometimes means there are so many skilled people that I lose confidence, but you can't rewind time, so I want to adapt to this environment...

In older games, there was this kind of enjoyment like using mathematical rules to discover new theorems by yourself, but in online PvP games, since you're able to use all the theorems discovered by forerunners, it becomes more about making full use of them to tackle difficult problems, so I feel self-conscious.

I felt satisfied to be able to both sing and parry yesterday.

Crocodiles. ["Kuroko"-dile, "kuroko" meaning stagehand]

Riddle:
What animals are always working behind the scenes?

Answer:
No life on this Earth is in the background. Everyone has a starring role.

May 31st, 2022

You're the one who decides your own value. It is morning. It is morning.

Fiiinally madei t halfway damageless... #ParryInTheForgottenLands

Parrying Drac-Tree is so hard I'm gonna tear my hair out.

I can totally understand why it would look the same if you don't do parries...

Video: "Other than the addition of flame and lightning attacks, Draconic Tree Sentinel moves mostly the same way as Tree Sentinel."
Me, the parrier: "Not even remotely?????"

I have a job streaming games. (?)

It's fun how doing a bunch of different things leads to getting a bunch of different jobs.

People around me are working hard on streaming, so I wanna work hard too, which is to say let's put an end to Elden Ring quick, for real.

The art and music you spend time making won't necessarily be looked at, and the parrying you spend time completing won't necessarily be looked at either. (but I want it to be) (but I want it to be)

Me saying I liked melon and Claire-san starting to send me info on melon-based sweets was very cute. (it's cute)

But once it's June, I can drink melon Frappuccino. :melon:

Don't die, May...

There's a phenomenon where the self you put on to make things easier ends up tormenting you.

I've finished the full version of Tesroset Scandal Makers, but I don't know how I'm going to release it.

When directing recording of vocals, I value nuance over pitch, but singing myself makes me reflect on the necessity of that.

Come a little closer to Cool-Tesro-sama and listen.

I practiced singing. #TesrosetTransmission

Molcar Season 2, I've been waiting for this.

I ate lunch, so maybe I'll practice singing. :music notes:

May 30th, 2022

The idea that people fighting Malenia at Level 1 went through Ordina and the Haligtree at Level 1 is too baffling...

E l d e n R i n g

Learned something new today.

[Supposed to be the idiom from the previous tweet; "no one can come to the right of me, but when I looked left, there were a ton of people."]

When it comes to making cute songs, I'm second to none.
So I thought, but when I looked around, there sure were a ton of people in second.

If I had cute vocal cords, I might not have met Miku-san, so hey.

When I hear cute singing, it gets me feeling "sure wish I had cute vocal cords..."

Sometimes you go listen to a song you made but that hasn't been released yet all like "can't this be released sooooon?"

I realized I've been pretty relaxed lately, and it might be because my health is relatively good. (not saying my health is good)

I'll continue to do my best as a game Let's Player. (?)

I'm happy how often lately I've had reason to feel glad about keeping up what I do, and above all I'm happy there are people who make me think that way.

:question: Has It/Doesn't Have It Quiz :question:

Has It / Doesn't Have It:

Xbox / PlayStation
Eat berry / Eat fruit
Peter Pan / Tinkerbell
Manatee / Dugong
[Answer: The left column is misheard lyrics to One-Winged Angel. Japanese was "ensan (hydrochloric acid), shimeji (type of mushroom), hirame (halibut), temekin (popeyed goldfish)."]

May 29th, 2022

Theory: Christmas songs are From music.

Biased to think adding bell chimes and a chorus makes it From music.

#Dominowns

I made a song that sounds like a From game with the instruments I bought today.
Posted [Original Song] Doomsday War on Pixiv Fanbox!

Making music costs infinite amounts of money.

[Photos of a confirmation for a 60,866-yen purchase, then zooming in on the fact it's from Sonicwire]

This.

[Literally "your stomach can't substitute for your back," a saying with a similar meaning to "you can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs."]

May 28th, 2022

13 Sentinels's story is so wild, I wanna erase my memory and play it again...

RT @akinon29 [Re: Godskin Noble video] Devoting more time to parrying than composition.
This is true.

I used to make a lot of songs about girls, but now what I make most might be songs about women...

Sure enough, I like people... I honestly feel some relief that I can say "I like people."

So, Claire-san...
She's cute, huh.

Monster Hunter's too fun.

Thanks for coming to the abrupt stream! Managed to get back to 3:30 on Apex Zinogre...

It's sudden, but I'm going to do some rehabilitation to prepare for Sunbreak.
[Monster Hunter Rise] Hunter Back From the Lands Between's Rehab Stream [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]

Before Sunbreak comes out, I wanna make a video for Rise longsword beginners.

It's fun having lots of jobs... I'm so grateful.

Ideas you come up with in dreams are usually worthless when you wake up and think about them.

May 27th, 2022

Monsters that leave no openings like Teo I actually remember better, because there's less to think about...

Monster Hunter's a rhythm game, so if you forget the rhythm you can't do it anymore.

Such a waste to have practiced so much yet have forgotten it all...

I'm appalled by how much I've come to suck at Monster Hunter... I'll practice...

Video: "I beat Malenia at Level 1."
Me: "How do you get to Malenia at Level 1?"

All I can do is defeat "Apex" Zinogre. [written in English, since Apex monsters in Monster Hunter are "Nushi" in Japanese]

Apex seems super difficult, so I respect people who play it...

I have to do things I want to do, but my body can't keep up at all. :pensive:

Nerve pain again tonight.

YouTube stopped telling me "upload videos that get more popular, ya dummy." I win.

[New Elden Ring Video]
:lollipop: Parry in the Forgotten Lands VS Godskin Noble
After a grueling 13-hour struggle, bear witness to a starting-stats Samurai beating Godskin Noble with parries damageless. #EldenRing #TesrosetTransmission #ParryInTheForgottenLands

Even if they're both 0.4-second reactions, in the case of iais it's just reacting and pressing the R2 button, but in the case of Elden Ring dodges I have to react and tilt the left stick, press the Circle button, and release it all in 0.4 seconds, so it's extremely difficult.

Does improving your reflexes require training on the subconscious level, too...?

Is it true there's a 0.5-second delay for a human's senses to recognize something that happened......

Soda. ["souda" means "steering a ship"]

Riddle:
What drink is good at driving a ship?
Answer:
Obviously a drink wouldn't be able to drive a ship, get a grip.

This rain's incredible...
A day like this's the perfect time to settle the score of who's more incredible, me or the rain.

May 26th, 2022

If I were more invincible, I could solve everything.

Learning that despite thinking you're so great, you're actually totally commonplace and people who can do more things more skillfully are a dime a dozen, certainly results in a sort of "lost invincibility" sometimes.

I'm always thinking about what I can do to compliment myself despite that.

Living in a time before the proliferation of the internet, there were a lot more times where if you didn't know about the broader world, you could feel invincible, so sometimes I think that learning about the broader world is a cruel thing in a way.

I'm amazing for being able to make songs but also being able to make game videos, right?

Done editing the video... The new Parry in the Forgotten Lands goes up tomorrow.

I remember being relieved that I could converse with a friend about how creators need a certain kind of arrogance.

Make the things that you want, and if there are people who like them, lucky you. And if you aren't sure what the things you want are anymore, you can't make nothin'.

If your motive for making something lies with someone else, you won't be able to make it anymore the moment you stop getting a response from that person, so that's no good. Always create to entertain yourself. Make the things that you want.

Q. What prefecture do people who can't sleep live in?
A. There are people who can't sleep in any prefecture.

I wanna make food someone else made.

Gotta make food...

I used up all my stamina taking a 1-hour walk, and when I woke up, the day had ended.

May 25th, 2022

From's games are so suited to me to the point that I'm like "why didn't I play these until now???", but why didn't I play these until now?

My desire to just play the game normally instead of sitting here editing videos is no good, game streamers are too amazing.

Editing a Parry in the Forgotten Lands video, and it's this late already...

I bought a choir synth that was on sale so that I can make a songs like in a From game anytime.

Every time I see a commercial for the new Top Gun, I just remember Yo Oizumi getting sick in a helicopter and throwing up.

Apparently, if an OSTER song woman clips her nails, it is in fact that kind of thing.

I feel like the brass from Dolphin Jet is sharper and has a better sound, but the timbre and effect is the same as what I have now, so what the heck...

Going back and opening up Dolphin Jet's data, the horn arrangement and sequencing is so good I cried... #Dominowns

The P in Vocaloid-P

stands for Parry.

May 24th, 2022

What Vtuber has this much fun playing a Soulslike?????? #TesrosetTransmission

I used up too much energy on parrying and I'm hungry.

RT @irucaice If I have the opportunity, I really want to remix OSTER project-san's Dolphin Jet... The song and lyrics and arrangement are so cute, I love it...
I'll be waiting for it. :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:

Bonus Draconic Tree Sentinel fight. #ParryInTheForgottenLands #TesrosetTransmission

Godskin Duo took over 2 hours to defeat to my satisfaction despite all the lengths I went through to prepare, so they're unmistakably the strongest bosses I've parried so far...

Wrong: OSTER project's playing Elden Ring
Right: OSTER project's playing nothing but Elden Ring

RT @shunnmei0331 OSTER project's playing Elden Ring...?!?!

Stream's done. :green tea:
I ended up relying on bleeding, but I was able to beat Godskin Duo with parries with a Flask of Crimson Tears restriction. :clap: :clap: :clap:

It's so difficult I feel like it'll never end. :oni:

Starting!

I'm practicing, but it's rather difficult. I'll be starting soon.

I am the woman who did the Godskins damageless over the course of 23 hours...

RT @kagome_p OSTER-san beating those guys with parries is just absurd.

I finished the song, so tonight I can parry without reservations.

OK
["I finished a song."]

Tesroset tonight!

You press buttons based on the sound, so Elden Ring is a rhythm game.

Godskin Duo hurling fire at me from blind spots and off-screen is so harsh... Have to listen closely to the audio or I die.

Please stop hurling fire at me from Noble's blind spot.

Do you understand now?

I'll continue on this song until stream.

I gave it a little attempt while getting the thumbnail image, but it's in such a totally different dimension compared to one at a time, I LOLed... Sorry for getting cocky thinking "what if I finish right away?" :smile with halo:

:clock: Tonight at 8:30:
I'm doing a stream challenging the Godskin Duo with parries that I've practiced for a combined 23 hours.
I've worked hard for this day. Thanks in advance. #TesrosetTransmission #ParryInTheForgottenLands #EldenRing
[Elden Ring] Musical Vtuber Challenges Godskin Duo With Parries Practiced for 23 Total Hours #6 [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]

In my next life, I'd want to be born in the majority in every sense, but then I bet I'd aspire to the minority...

I'm envious of humans who can live human-like lives, but I guess I'll enjoy an inhuman life~

I'm of the notion that I want to do a parrying stream at night.

May 23rd, 2022

Making songs is super tiring... More tiring than parrying...

If it's sufficiently convincing, it's all good.

I think how it works is, the same way a super stylish person still looks stylish wearing weird clothes, a super stylish song can use weird chords and still sound stylish.

Dear all DTMers:
When using your DAW, be sure to disconnect your game controllers to avoid any malfunctions.
- Princess Toadstool (Peach)

I'm feeling like [Monster Hunter] "Demo soon!!! Please!!!", but thinking about it more and realizing the full version is coming in just about a month, my hands started to tremble...

Longsword time attacks and parrying are both tasks where you absorb knowledge into your skin, and I enjoy that process.

On the other hand, that's a title that could be instantly sunk if a longsword time attacker made their Vocaloid producer debut.

I'm doing my best to become the strongest longsword user in the Vocaloid producer community. Thanks in advance.

Proactive ⇔ Unmotivated Amateur

Today I'll do composition damageless.

My thoughts on 13 Sentinels having finished 100% of Remembrance Mode, being mindful of spoilers: Miwako Sawatari's thighs and Chihiro Morimura's boobs were superb.

[Life] Ultimate Mental Fortitude Obtainable Early/Mid-Game That Can Crush Everything

May 22nd, 2022

I take it everyone already knows the reason I challenged parrying both the Godskins damageless, yes?????

[Retweeting Godskin Apostle damageless] Is it true this person still hasn't cleared Elden Ring?

The Way of the Samurai is found in pummeling.

If you could equip the Assassin's Crimson/Cerulean Dagger and do deathblows unarmed, you could practice parrying infinitely...

Q. What kind of game is Elden Ring?
A. A game where a samurai endlessly blocks attacks with a shield and hits foes in the gut.

LOLing at how in the successful damageless take, of all times, I bugged out and went to another world. #EldenRing

Total recording time: 9 hours, 30 minutes

Godskin Apostle, Samurai starting stats, no weapon upgrades
Successfully defeated damageless with parries. :party popper:


I did it! I did it! #EldenRing #ParryInTheForgottenLands

[Re: "give back my damageless"] For real, it's so painful that I wasn't able to succeed here.

There's sometimes mysterious stuff with parry detection, which concerns me, and there's a lot of times with Apostle where I don't know why I missed.

It's helpful having a field without height differences since it makes feedback exceptionally clear.

The Divine Tower one definitely has too much HP, so maybe I should use him for practice...

I'm strong, yet my weapon is so weak...

It feels like I'm not messing up the timing, but the distance...

Give back... my damageless... give it back...

Do not put powerful foes in front of the boss room. (I am the thousand winds that blow)

With the Dominula Apostle, I have all kinds of accidents because of the incline, so I theorize the one at the Divine Tower of Caelid is easier to parry.

Iais and parries feel super good.

I like really difficult games a lot, but whether they feel good to play is the most important aspect, so if it doesn't feel good to play I can't keep at it long enough to finish.

May 21st, 2022

I wanted my next parry video to be a Noble and Apostle double-feature, but since Noble took 13 hours, I guess I'll do them separately... I'll have to scratch the opening. :sad:

Level-ups are indulgent. (extremist)

And to begin with, to challenge Morgott with starting stats I'd have to get through Leyndell with starting stats, but that's...

I wanted to try Morgott damageless with starting stats and unupgraded weapons too, but because of the enchantment in the second half I can't guard, so it seems impossible.

Result of practicing Drac-Sent for 40 minutes.

Restricting yourself to an unupgraded katana has a desparate feel, but also if you can get an actual attack in it does bleed damage, so the difficulty feels just right.

I'm trying Draconic Tree Sentinel, but the parry timing is so different from Tree Sentinel it's like a whole separate character...

As a result of commuting to Noble for 13 hours, I raised my damageless success rate for the first phase to about 70%, but between messing up by rolling and getting caught on pillars, messing up returning from a roll, and the all-too-threatening sonic boom belly drum, it was really difficult.

Honestly, I'm lousy and have a weak mind, which is why it took so long, but I feel like skilled players could do it damageless in no time, and it's fun, so give parrying Noble a try!

Raptor of the Mists wasn't actually that reliable, and Bloodhound's Step seems better, but I wanna use parries to get Bloodhound's Step too... I'm never gonna finish Elden Ring before Monster Hunter...

I wonder if I feel less achieved and more like "it's finally over" because I didn't finish with a parry, but a Glintsword...

Woman who commuted to Godskin Noble for 13 hours.

Total recording time: 13 hours, 34 minutes

Godskin Noble, Samurai starting stats, no weapon upgrades
Carian Retaliation damageless achieved. :trophy:


I did it! I did it! #EldenRing #ParryInTheForgottenLands

I suck so much at games it's depressing...

I can't whittle down... the last 10%...

Today, I'll do Godskin damageless.

Living looking forward to the hug pillow arriving tonight.

I have a weakling body and have to lie in bed all day to recover and finally be able to do work around evening, so when I go out day I can't do anything for an entire day.

Everyone who creates things as a pro is amazing.
Including yourself.
Including yourself.

I've actually never once seen Winnie the Pooh, so all I know is that Christopher Robin is the ultimate pitcher who throws all manner of unhittable mix-up pitches.

I generally don't even have a single day I'm doing good, so stuff like air pressure doesn't even make a difference, which makes me the strongest.

I'm getting more chances to go out little by little, so I'm wanting clothes too, you know?

On rainy days, you can hear the sound of rain.

"I have continually followed all your internet activity." is the kind of thing you only see in fanmail from a foreign listener doing their best to write Japanese... Thank you very much, please like and subscribe.

Why is the writing in emails like this always so genius, are they doing this on purpose???

I wanna stream a sexy solo session.

Recorded your sexy solo session and edited a few videos (clips from composition streams)

A new work's come in.
[There is a payment. Debt settlement is necessary.
Good day!
Unfortunately, there is an unpleasant news.
A few months ago, I obtained complete access rights to all devices you use to read the internet.
After that, I have continually followed all your internet activity.
Collecting information on you, I also learned that you are a big fan and frequent visitor of websites dealing in adult content.
You seem to really like visiting porno sites, and feel satisfaction beyond imagination while watching horny videos.
To be honest, I recorded your sexy solo session, and could not help but edit a few videos. The video's content clearly shows you performing masturbation and reaching climax at the end.]

Maybe it's because I don't have much exposure to so-called "princely" characters, but I keep thinking it means characters who are always considering their politics for the happiness of all people.

Etiquette teacher: "Bosses who do parryable attacks are hoping to be parried, so it's good manners to defeat them with parries."

May 20th, 2022

You don't die if you mess up directing a big band, you see...

RT @463no [Re: "your greatest enemy is your mind"] So Elden Ring puts pressure even on someone who's directed a big band before...

My Elden Ring is broken, so I can't go to any areas except Volcano Manor.

When someone says they ended up in Volcano Manor with starting stats and can't leave, normally it means "I got warped there from Raya Lucaria...", and not "There's no end in sight for my damageless Godskin Noble attempt..." (it won't end)

Your greatest enemy for damageless is your mind.

Honestly, if I can make it this far, why can't I do damageless?

I can't do anything... I can't do anything except make super tasty pasta...

May 19th, 2022

The mental load just from seriously confronting the speed-of-sound belly drum is immense.

I do have a strategy of sorts to deal with it, but there are lots of uncertain elements, so it's really severe.

[Retweeting the clip of the 0.4-second belly attack] For real, do something about this speed-of-sound belly drum.

Why am I so fixated on starting-stats damageless? That, I don't know.

I'm off the beaten track.

[Sad News]
I've exceeded 11 hours of recording unable to do Godskin Noble damageless. [Screenshot of 11:01:16 total duration of her video files]

I can already beat Noble, now I just have to do it damageless, but it's so long...

Today's the day I do Godskin damageless.

It's a world where even this perverse music can get 100,000 views...

[Linking Meltdown remix on YouTube] 100,000 views :folded hands:

I'm going to the hospital five days a week, so I basically work for the hospital at this point.

Rin-chan using tan and having her head start spinning with infinite acceleration.

The simplicity of trig functions for expressions is abnormal.

[Retweeting her After Effects trig animations video] In which I was freed from the hell of entering keyframes because I studied trigonometry.

People say there's no point studying things you won't use, but see here... are you sure you just haven't thought of applicable fields where that knowledge could be used...?
You never know what knowledge from what field could be useful for problem-solving, so it's best to have as many such weapons as possible, right?

[Twitter screenshot: "Career Trends: Trigonometry (Trending topic: High school math)"]
Trigonometry is good.

In my dream, I thought up the palindrome "sumeshi o shimesu" ["point out vinegar rice"] and was trying to make a joke video about it. Thinking about it after waking up, it wasn't especially funny.

May 18th, 2022

I Am Malenia

That's why women who make you see yourself as cute are important.

Women who can see themselves as cute are the cutest.

Parry: "Ta-tan!!"
Iai: "Zuban!!"
That's sort of what the timing difference is like. (no one's going to understand)

May 17th, 2022

I want to play harsh games where I have to cut a path with my skill alone. (masochist)

With Elden Ring, I don't have much interest in leveling up and becoming almighty, or rather, I have a craving for winning with movement alone at starting level.

Someone teach me Monster Hunter.

Since I've been playing nothing but Elden Ring, the speed of Monster Hunter's action is nasty. I was playing a game with this many instant judgements to make?

My time was 3:15, but I've forgotten whether that's fast or slow, even... It's hopeless... But Monster Hunter sure is fun, huh...

A sloppy Apex Zingore from someone who hasn't played Monster Hunter in 5 billion years.

I booted up Monster Hunter after 5 billion years, and it's worrisome how I try to iai with the timing for a parry, so I'm messing up all over the place...

I'm a Godskin Noble professional. (self-introduction)

It's once you start to see damageless as possible that the real hell begins.

Fiiiiiiiiiinally starting to see damageless happening.

Recording damageless videos is harder than making music.

I'm not good at games, but I'm able to practice for long periods without giving in, so I have a talent.

I feel the line "a pig that doesn't fly is just a pig" in my bones.

People who create advanced art are sometimes called freaks of nature, but I'm putting in the effort to create advanced art so I can get a pardon for being a freak of nature.

Parry masters need to get an early start to the day.

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