OSTER project's Twitter
Translations of tweets from @fuwacina. For an archive of other Vocaloid-related Twitters I no longer keep up with, go here.
Last night was exciting.
Having nothin' but incomprehensible dreams...
I suppose it's ironic commentary on people who say "you reap what you sow" even though happiness is something you decide yourself.
Beauty for us is reaping the harvest we sowed ←The first lyric I thought up
True diversity can't even be categorized.
The two of them aren't a couple or married, and their relationship's no more than pecking at love and putting together pleasure, but their bond is stronger than words, and to them it's beautiful... is that it?!
Don't ask your mom and dad.
There's this one lyric before the chorus, "Can I come?", but what does that mean?
:piano keys: New Song :piano keys:
Scandal x Makers feat. MEIKO & KAITO
The story of a beautiful night woven by a dirty pair. :love hotel: :explosion:
YouTube / NicoNico #OSTERsanCD
OK :smile with sunglasses:
All 50,000 of you!!!! Penis!!
[Screenshot of Twitter followers] 50,000 thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand followers!!!!!!! Grateful!!!!! :party popper:
I made a delicately sexy song and wrote delicately sexy lyrics and had a wonderful illustration drawn and put together a delicately sexy video to produce a delicately sexy work... Thanks in advance...
I desperately want to hear Scandal Makers covers, so please feel free to sing it if you like, everyone...
Tonight, shall I watch the Scandal Makers premiere while drinking whiskey on the rocks...? The amusements of the wealthy...
Just as I have a dream about romancing modern AU Utsushi, there's Sunbreak news...
I'm planning to do a Tesroset Transmission stream of the Viral Tweet Awards (a ranking of my viral tweets from 2021), and even here at the end of the year, some crazy-viral tweets are coming in and messing up the placements to make things interesting.
Scandal x Makers tonight!
It had the mood of some kind of field trip with a bunch of adults having fun going "Woohoo, let's go in the bath!", but for some reason it was the bath in our hotel room we were getting in, and at some point I was shaved bald and sent to a mysterious place in the nude. I've got no idea what people have dreams for.
I had a dream I was on a trip in Tokyo, but absolutely nothing about the trip went well, so it was sad.
Is it true this song is about Meiko and Kaito from the timeline where they drank Spirytus in Alcohol Song?
Is this illustration not wild or what??????????????
Sorry for the wait, it's finally releasing, hooray, hooray :love hotel: :love hotel: :love hotel: :love hotel: :love hotel:
:clock: 12/10 (Fri.) 11:00 PM
Scandal x Makers feat. MEIKO & KAITO
:explosion: Premiere :explosion:
Illustration: Boota #OSTERsanCD
Doing the thing of noticing a mistake in the lyrics and hastily redoing the video.
I've already gone through like a thousand...
I think if all options regarding my bad back are exhausted, there's nothing left but to go live in space.
I feel as if whether I'll get to go to space before I die is riding on them constructing a space elevator, somewhat seriously.
I want to go to space and then say "So space really existed."
New song upload: [Poll]
- Tomorrow [73.8%]
- Day after tomorrow [26.2%]
While gazing at a bird today, I absentmindedly thought about how flying birds are often used as a metaphor for being free, but they're bound by Earth's gravity and the atmosphere, so really, the more you know about the size of this world and its principles, the more you realize freedom is just an illusion.
Korosuke trying to come out re: his sexuality, yet being self-aware of the fact that his existence is no more than data: "I am binary."
Though I may try to stretch my arms wide,
I can't fly even a little bit,
But in the vacuum of space, you can't get lift,
So even birds with their wings can't fly
Though I may try to shake my body,
It won't produce a pretty sound,
But in the vacuum of space, sound won't carry,
So you can't hear the ring of a bell
The bell, and the bird, and I:
Before space, all are puny
I ate breakfast.
Gonna sleep in some more.
I had surgery, and have been going to multiple hospitals for years, yet it's so pitiable...
My back's doing so bad it's not even funny...
The video?
Well, it's ready.
Video's exporting, so I'm going to play Monster Hunter.
Sobbing with a disappointed look, just what happened?
Where's that old you I know, who'd always laugh like a celestial body undergoing nuclear fusion and producing energy in its core due to the high pressure and temperature induced by its own immense gravity?
Life is a journey you have to live through alone and die on alone, so I at least want to take it with someone.
I rely a ton on the abilities of video software plugins, but all that matters is if it turns out cool.
I'm busy because Vaience and Piyopiiyo uploaded videos on the same day.
I'll finish this video today.
Wanna enjoy getting in a hot spring in a place with horrible amounts of snow and dying from the temperature difference.
Once a year, I want to go somewhere horribly cold with horrible amounts of snow.
It was so cold that day, the iPhone encountered a bug that made the battery suddenly drop to 0%. (Zao Ropeway summit station)
My iPhone suddenly showed me a photo of me from a few years ago in a place that made my hair freeze.
Back when I was sleeping in a single bed with you and your girlfriend and your girlfriend's girlfriend.
I'm making a song that's catchy, but if you listen closer, has a progression that's bugging out. My best weapon is longsword. Thanks in advance.
I may make it to 50,000 followers by the end of the year thanks to the end-of-year progression...
[Retweeting "This is a message from Twitter." 2nd season] Please check out my first collab with Okii-san as well.
It's my first collab with Kosaki-san!! (???)
[Linking a Togetter post "summarizing" the end-of-year progression tweet and reply] Why's there a summary for this?
Alcohol Song view counts:
YouTube → 10k
NicoNico → 48k
So, it's like that.
This is a Monster Hunter fan account.
I'm so excited for Christmas, but once Christmas comes, Christmas will then end, so I don't want Christmas to come.
In truth, I'm making a video. :love hotel:
["Can I come?"]
Never forgetting the enjoyment and regret that comes when you receive a reply to a joke tweet that's funnier than you, I hope to work on my comedy efforts every day.
I like "holy 1moly"... I'll use that in the future... (self-satisfied)
RT @MONACA_kosaki D→E→C→Em→B→E→R
Holy 1moly... ["zabuton 1mol," a play on the phrase "zabuton 1-mai" for "that was a good pun"]
End-of-year progression [phrase referring to wrapping things up at the end of the year]? Dunno what kind of chords that has, don't think I've ever used it.
This birthday Roset-chan I got from a friend is beautiful, so I'm bragging about it. :smile: :music score:
Trolley Adventure
["Who should you save?" "One person's life / Five people's lives" (Science Dog Team)]
My back is unbelievably bad.
In my dream, I was saying "They successfully developed an Alcubierre drive?!?!", but alas, I woke up in a imperfect world.
My back goes so nuts when I lie down after being active all day.
All I did was make my own character song, so the lyrics are simple. (not saying the lyrics are simple)
[Retweets Alcohol Song] My character song.
Today I saw maple trees and saw a dog and saw a kitty and saw maple trees and drank and had a fun time.
Isn't Roset-chan's voice in Song of Super Chat just plain cute? How'd she sing that?
I drank a ton yesterday, but all I have is a light hangover. Impressive work, organs.
:bell: :explosion: :explosion: :explosion: :explosion: :explosion:
I've got a crew of people who could drink until the sunrise. We're ready to go anytime.
It's sad to think that it may not yet be a world where I can drink until the sunrise, but I'm still super grateful to be able to drink at a restaurant...
I'm alcohol.
Took the ultimate picture.
If I ate a Gum-Gum Fruit, maybe I could make my intervertebral disk rubber and lessen my back pain.
[Retweeting 96% comic] Wanna do this again soon.
I want to make a cool video, but it becomes lame so quickly.
Making videos is so hard, I'm dying.
I've learned that X-rays and gamma rays are electromagnetic waves, and alpha rays, beta rays, and neutron rays are particle beams.
Peaceful games without conflict (games where you cut up monsters as fast as possible)
No, you fool, stream for people like you who like peaceful games without conflict!
I like peaceful games without conflict, so I'm not suited to be a game streamer.
This rain is intense. Maybe even more intense than me.
Even if I'm not uploading songs, even if I'm not drawing, I have human rights. It says so in the Constitution of Japan.
Me: "I'm a composer!"
My media tab: "Dorayaki! Starbucks! Meat! Comic! Monster Hunter! Monster Hunter! Monster Hunter! Curry! Monster Hunter! Pizza! Beer! Meat! Monster Hunter! Monster Hunter! Monster Hunter!"
I get asked if gaining followers makes it harder to tweet stuff unrelated to my occupation or makes me feel less free, but I just want people to see me and be cheered up.
It's stimulating to know 50,000 people are seeing my crappy jokes...
[49,801 Twitter followers] 200 to go...!!! Can we get to 50,000 within the year?!
The Kardashev scale is a tried and true topic to bring up with your local yakitori shop owner.
Are there are any handymen who'll replace a busted back for a fee?
My back's gotten a little better, but I'm still not at normal health... Of course, normal health for me is already a long way from "healthy." :smile with halo:
Black holes on their own are amazing enough, but it's incredible how there are even different ranks of them. There's always something bigger...
When you say "what's so interesting about ___?", you aren't asking the propriety of the content in question, but the propriety of you who doesn't know what's so interesting about ___.
To move faster than light speed without contradicting the theory of relativity, you just have to keep causing the Big Bang and Big Crunch around your spaceship! You learned that in elementary school, right?
Want to pass this down as the tale of the Forest Friends 96% Incident.
Indeed, drawing comics is super difficult.
She started acting super weird afterward.
96% #TesrosetArt #ForestFriends
[Having the Ultimate Time @ Hotel "Wahahahaha!!!!"
Lea: "Roset-chan, make me a drink!" Roset: "Aw man, if ya say so..." * Team Black-Out Drunk
Taitai: "The quest's starting!" Roset: "Oh?" (pouring bottle of Spirytus)
Roset: "I'll make something after!" (I'll water it down when I'm done...)
Main Target Hunted *dee-deedo-dee* Roset: "Cleared it!" "Good job!"
Lea: "Man, it's been too long, I was hopeless..." *picking up glass with Spirytus* Roset: "uh..."
*swig...* To Be Continued]
When I hang out a bunch with people, I get an absurd urge to draw crappy comics.
If I play right, I wonder if I can get below 3 minutes, even...
How many dozens of hours did it take you to be able to be able to beat it in 3 minutes, exactly?
Monster Hunter is a breezy game I can recommend to beginners where you can finish a quest in about 3 minutes. [Screenshot of 3:19 on Apex Zinogre]
Even if I just call them "days my back hurts," there's a variety of kinds, from days it sharply aches whenever I move, to days where there's a heavy dull pain in my back, to days where it's more nerve pain in my butt than in my back.
The same could be said about the phrase "I want to eat curry."
Having plans every weekend is an amazingly happy thing.
I got cocky and overworked my back, so I need to stabilize my condition by the weekend...
Be warned that if you escape a futon at first futosmic velocity, you'll be pulled back by the futon's gravity and become an orbital satellite. :satellite:
To escape the gravity of a futon, you must achieve second futosmic velocity.
Tricky Japanese phrases:
I'll never drink again in my life [Meaning] Let's drink again sometime
My history knowledge is full of holes, so I want to learn it thoroughly. (so I can enjoy The 20th Century on Film)
I'm taking this opportunity to rewatch The 20th Century on Film, and it's so interesting.
Everyone be healthy in their thirties...
My whole body's more falling apart than you think.
I'm healthier than you think. ← Want to say this
My condition always gets worse after having a fun time... Gimme a break already.
What person in her thirties flies a kite in the park and injures her finger?
The theme for my fashion today is "someone who you wouldn't be surprised to see flying a kite in the park."
While playing Monster Hunter yesterday, I got bit by some mysterious bug without noticing, and now my hand hurts a bunch...
Isn't hell great?!
I love hell, so I'm glad. (?)
Watched a movie I was recommended, and it was incredibly hell.
21st-century technology surpassing the 22nd-century technology imagined 50 years ago is amazing.
No limit to the things I want to do.
Yes limit to my stamina and time.
I was determined to do a bunch of stuff today, but I'm lying in bed from yesterday's damage.
Even if my own existence were just a program that's part of that simulation, I wouldn't feel any fear or shock that my existence is fake, and in fact might even feel some relief.
[After linking a video about black holes] Even if this world were a simulation by some higher existence than humans, it's fun to verify the intricately-designed rules of that simulated world, so I wouldn't care one bit.
I have way too much of a fear of being bad at games.
Had a sad dream where I was sucking so bad at games I swore I'd never play again.
Maybe it's a small thing, but getting to feel that other people care about me makes me think how there are people who'd be sad if I were gone, making me be like "Guess I'll work a little harder!", so it helps a lot.
Went through and replied to them alllll! I'm as happy as can be to get a sense of how many people I'm connected with... Thank you very much, everyone. :woman bowing:
It's still my birthday until I've replied back to everyone.
It was a super good hotel and I ate lots of super delicious meals, so I've gotta work hard to balance out so many good memories.
My two-day birthday tour was a wild time of riding and eating and riding and riding and eating and eating and riding and riding and riding and eating... Let's get back to work tomorrow!
I've gained like 100kg in two days.
Announcing the end of my birthday... Thank you so much for your many well-wishes! See you next year. :ringed planet:
Birthdays feel sorta like when Mario grabs a star.
For the first time in 420 months of living, I've encountered a machine that serves up matsutake rice with the press of a button... Give me one of these at home...
It's not just Mars and Venus, you can see Saturn and Jupiter from Earth too. Seeing them really makes you aware of how they're actually there, and even if they're ridiculously far away, if you flew straight toward them you'd make it eventually... How amazing.
The view of the stars from the open-air rooftop bath was the best... But I couldn't help but wonder whether that noticeably brighter star was Mars or Venus or some other planet or a fixed star.
Getting in a bath and dying of exhaustion.
Now I can't think about anything today but the steak I wasn't able to eat...
The steak place I've wanted to go to for years and even checked the closed-days for was closed, and my energy just died.
[Retweets birthday image] Superbly-Dressed Lady's first fanart.
Despite it being my birthday, I've got a pimple under my nose.
I want to stay up more, but I'm hiking tomorrow, so I gotta sleep!! Dammit, I'll remember this!!
It's my birthday, so I arranged the heck out of Happy Birthday in 3 hours. :birthday cake: #TesrosetTransmission #Dominowns
Everyone's congratulations make me so happy!! Thank you!!!
The flow of time's brutal, huh...
Thanks to you all, I've made it to my birthday another year. :party ball:
As a 420-month-old newborn, we'll join forces as the three members of OSTER project and do our best!! :sake: #TesrosetTransmission #TesrosetArt
["From one, I become three..." (image and "brutal, huh" are in reference to Goreinu from Hunter x Hunter)]
Going to make lots of good memories on my birthday.
I've created a birthday illustration with all too few traces of being a birthday illustration...
My birthday's tomorrow but I've already gotten illustrations and I'm super happy.
A legendary concert in which they sing it all the way through using incorrect English grammar.
Thank you for coming to my birthday concert today!!!!!!!!
How did you like my high-pressure stream of making an instrumental in 2 hours and 50 minutes then singing it in 2????? :smile: :smile: :smile:
Here's the farcical video I played as the opening. #TesrosetTransmission
TESRO: Hey... You know what day tomorrow is?
ROSET: Right... It's the day Charles Darwin published The Origin of Species in England, isn't it?
TESRO: What are you, Wikipedia?? It's her birthday, her birthday! The birthday of the one who controls us from a dimension above - OSTER-san, remember?
ROSET: Whoaaa, seriously? I didn't prepare anything, she's gonna erase meee...
TESRO: Look, no helping that - just gotta start preparing a surprise now, yeah?
ROSET: Surprise?
TESRO: Well, Tesroset Transmission is primarily a music channel, isn't it?
ROSET: Um?
[Silence]
ROSET: It's not Monster Hunter?
TESRO: I mean, it is... it is, but... It's technically a music channel, so I was thinking we could make a song present together. ROSET: A song present...
TESRO: And so, well, I prepared this instrumental. ROSET: Ohh...
TESRO: First up, let's rehearse by singing it together. ROSET: Together?
BOTH: Happy birthday to we / Happy birthday to we / Happy birthday to the-two-of-us... / Happy birthday to we!
TESRO: Happy birthdaaay! Yaaay!
ROSET: Uh - um, hey... TESRO: Hm?
ROSET: You think that woman's going to be satisfied with an arrangement like that?
TESRO: Huh?
OSTER project (arranges the heck out of Happy) BIRTHDAY (with a 3-hour time limit) CONCERT 2021 (???)... BEGINS!!!
Okay, starting!
Did some reflection on how confusing it is to retweet something that says "tomorrow" today so it's unclear when it is.
It might be an incomprehensible stream if you miss the start, so if possible, please at least watch the start. (?)
[Retweeting stream announcement] Today: Birthday concert!
But I'm super uneasy about whether it'll go well... Tomorrow's the big day, I'll do my best...
I've prepared the video for tomorrow's stream! Hahaha...
2007 me: "Dye everything up to my fingertips your color"
2021 me: "Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, until the sunrise"
Forgive me for talking about space like I'm having a sudden spasm...
The spaceship King Piccolo rode in Dragon Ball could go to Jupiter in a blink, so couldn't we just use that to explore Europa?
The Europa probe... 3 years until it launches...
Wanna learn all sorts of stuff while I'm alive.
People talk about how they can't die until they see the end of their favorite media, but if that's happens to be the truth of the universe or anything, you'll be far too short on lifespan for that.
I don't think I'll get to see that while I'm alive to start with, but I at least want to see results from the Europa probe before I die...
Personally, my theory is that aliens exist but we haven't encountered them because faster-than-light travel is physically impossible, but once you start believing in FTL's-physically-impossible-ism, it means that humanity will eternally operate at the scale of human lifespans and any hope of encountering life on exoplanets dies, which makes me clutch my head.
My latest interests are the Fermi paradox and the Great Filter...
Could there be some kind of term like "spaghetti limit" for the point at which a celestial body having any more mass would cause it to spaghettify things?
Person who laughs at jokes like "How do you make spaghetti? Just grab some flour and throw it in a black hole!"
Would you be spaghettified if you approached a neutron star too? Is there anyone here who's approached a neutron star before?
Attending a research seminar!! #TesrosetArt
["Which celestial body is more dense?" "White dwarf / Neutron star" (Science Dog Team)]
[Retweeting NicoNico tweet about Miracle Paint's 14th anniversary] Before my birthday means it's this song's anniversary too!!! Congratulations! :party popper:
And I intend to play a special video at the start of the stream, so I'd appreciate you being in time for the start.
Also, I'm not saying I'm doing a concert, so please don't come expecting a concert!!!!!!! (????)
:clock: Tomorrow at 2:00 PM: Pre-birthday event!!
"OSTER project Birthday Concert? 2021 ~Not Saying I'm Doing a Concert~"
...will be held! :party ball: Please stop by! :tumbler: #TesrosetTransmission
[HBD] OSTER project Birthday Concert? 2021 ~Not Saying I'm Doing a Concert~ [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]
Let's get stuff ready today for tomorrow's birthday concert (?).
All people who can't deal with changes in air pressure should buy a spacesuit.
In truth, a white dwarf is billions of times more tightly packed than Toppo [type of candy, a "reverse Pocky"].
We're tiny, but space is huge. Space is amazin', huh? To space, even the speed of light is stupid-slow, about the same as standing still... Man, space totally owns.
The two great contrasting forces of "I think people shouldn't be deemed superior or inferior" and "I fear I might be inferior" have been in civil war in my head for decades; the struggle continues to this day.
I'm way too much of a sore loser, but I've never known any other way to grow all my life.
I want to be suited for anything so I can handle it no matter what I end up liking. Thinking about how adaptable, skillful people are more or less like that makes me weirdly worried, feeling envious and wondering if I'm inferior, but every time I'm like "I'm pretty amusin' for a puny human."
It can be painful when what you like and what you're suited for are different.
I announced this at the end of the stream, but I'm doing a birthday concert (???) during the day on the 23rd, so come watch if you like. :birthday cake:
Haven't done Monster Hunter multiplayer in a while, it was fun! Thank you to everyone who played with me!
We're playing now.
Starting, starting!
:clock: 9:00 PM:
The competition's over, so I'm doing a multiplayer stream! Anyone from beginners to pros with any weapons are welcome. :wine glass:
Come have fun! #TesrosetTransmission
[Viewer-Participation Monster Hunter Rise] Competition's Over, Let's All Play Monster Hunter [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]
The thing that's always teaching me that useless things are fun is alcohol.
The reality of life is that there's nothing so fun as uselessness.
I wanna do Rise viewer-participation multiplayer tonight.
I lacked practice this time...
I wanna get into the ranks of people good at Monster Hunter soon.
I've been sleeping all day and haven't done anything.
I couldn't do well, and I regretted it, and I cried, but Monster Hunter's fun, and I like it, so I'm gonna keep playing it.
I really hate being half-baked at whatever I do, so I wanna get strong.