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Translations of tweets from @fuwacina. For an archive of other Vocaloid-related Twitters I no longer keep up with, go here.
Every time I hear something like "our stressful modern times," I'm like "you ever given any real thought to how ancient people felt?"
You need to give up the foolish endeavor of comparing yourself to the unrealistic fantasy of "normal" and lamenting your deviation from it.
In my experience, normal people aspire to weird people, and weird people aspire to normal people, but "normal" was never any more than an illusion.
Sleeping at weird times, getting up at weird times, being born in a weird time, making weird music, living a weird life, I'm thinking weird things like "I bet I'll die a weird death."
I want to somehow put into words and share what I'm enthralled with, so I write them as chords and such, but to say I make songs that are particular about chords doesn't sound right. I'm hardly ever concerned about what chords I'm actually using when I'm making a song...
I super love Friendship, which might not have a lot of views, but it has a lot of core fans.
After so many months keeping it in, when I finally go out drinking again, I can only expect that something's going to let loose.
On bad days, even listening to my favorite music has no effect, and I'm so depressed it feels like I'll never enjoy music ever again, but on good days, music is for real my best friend in the world, so I want to be in a good mood every day.
I seriously do this sometimes and startle myself.
Drawing is so hard, people who can draw are so mysterious.
Journal. #TesrosetArt
["Aa, hoippu shita / Keeki no you na / Machi wa / Suki-yuki" (beep beep beep...)
"MAJI-MAGIC" *twitch* (Super Loud)]
Roset-san is convinced she's 23 years old.
#TesrosetArt
["Once Again Doesn't Know Her Own Song's Chords: Roset-san (23)"]
[Originally from TV show How Do You Like Wednesday?: "Once Again Knows Nothing: Yo Oizumi-san (23)"]
Doing makeup just to take an ID photo with no intention of going out makes me feel so sluggish...
I got bad grades in chemistry, so all I can remember is that Jusco had the highest ionization tendency.
It's fun to be writing lyrics and think of a line that makes me go "Am I a once-in-5000-years kind of genius???"
I'm a Vtuber who teaches Toro strange words, gets stimulated by sexy chords, and makes molcars put the pedal to the metal. (self-introduction)
Go, OSTER, go! I've done well to make it this far! I'm a can-do person! That includes today! And all days to come! Even if I stumble! I will never give in!!
While I'm making it, I feel battered by my lack of ability, but when I listen back to the end result and really like it, it's such a blessed thing...
Be jealous.
When I get to listen to an unreleased OSTER song, that's a moment I'm glad to be OSTER...
Come out already, Monster Hunter...!!
Even if the demons go out, I'll always be right here.
The molcars themselves are singing.
The full version of the song when the molcars put the pedal to the metal. :guinea pig: #Molcar #Dominowns
I got curious about the molcars' genders, so I looked it up and saw "Tokyo Metropolitan man," and thought "that place was the Tokyo Metropolitan area...?", but it was information on the director.
mol :car: is my oasis
outside demon
inside fortune
Q. With stay-at-home lasting so long, how do you usually hassan [let your feelings out]?
A. lim(x→π/2) tan x ["Hassan" also means divergence.]
Before you mindlessly repeat propaganda like "out with the demons" [in reference to Setsubun tomorrow], should we not converse with the demons? All hate produces is more hate. What have we learned from history?
That person played Among Us for 6 hours and wasn't the impostor even once. You can see it in their face.
I'm super glad I'm getting more lyrics-only jobs here and there...! "Lyricist" has such a cool ring to it...
Announcement
I provided the lyrics for the opening theme of the anime I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years and Maxed Out My Level, Aimless Everyday, sung by Aoi Yuuki! :party popper:
Thanks in advance!
When I say I have no self-confidence, people respond like "But you're OSTER project!", but if you whacked OSTER project in the head with a blunt object she'd die, so she's gotta be super weak.
I made the full version today, so I'll upload it alongside next week's Molcar.
The phenomenon of the half-finished version going more viral. (just DTM things)
I went more viral than I ever imagined...
I'm nuts for my first use of Vocal Synth 2's vocoder being as the sound of a guinea pig.
I want them to come out with research soon saying the frequencies contained in OSTER songs match and resonate with the inherent frequency of the coronavirus, neutralizing 90% of cases.
A video of Tesro-sama's voice becoming more and more criminal. #TesrosetTranmission
Thanks for the stream! I thought I'd solidifed the concept, but at some point I couldn't think of a dang thing... :sweatdrops: I'll do my best next time! :flex:
Gettin' on little by little.
[Real Time Composition Stream] Heartrending Cute Song 1 [#TesrosetTransmission]
I'm filled with a mysterious motivation, so I'm going to do a composition stream.
The opposite of "fleetingly beautiful" would probably be "brazenly disgusting," and if you asked me which way I'd wanna live, it's overwhelmingly the latter.
Your standpoint changes your mindset, so the ability to discern and understand people's standpoints is incredibly important. Sometimes I realize after the fact I said something I shouldn't have said in my position because I'm dumb, and get sullen. I'm a newborn, so I wanna be forgiven.
And also, this is only something you should keep in mind when you're the one doing something for someone. When someone does something for you, you can't wield it like an excuse to not show gratitude.
When you do something for someone, it's because it satisfies you to do something for someone. If you don't properly understand that, selfish dissatisfaction will pile up, like "but I did all this for you!"
Maybe it's the result of competitiveness taken to an extreme.
Q. How have you been able to keep making Vocaloid music for 13 years?
A. Good question.
Q. What's something you were into in your student days?
A. MIDI sequencing.
I impulsively started making a cool song, but I wanna make a cute one.
I make songs praising the virtues of rice, so I'm essentially a farmer.
Normally I don't make Eurobeat, but songs about rice. [Retweets Rice Disco]
What's club house [music]? It sounds tasty.
Full version, you say...
I want to upload a full version of Pedal to the Metal Molcar for next week's Pui Pui racing.
As an adult, I've forgotten any way of making friends other than human transmutation.
The music that plays when a molcar puts the pedal to the metal. #Molcar #Dominowns
["CONGRATULATIONS! Cleared Puzzle Level 2000!"]
Progress.
The ingredient known as tomato is worlds different before heating and after heating, it's ridiculous.
:sun: black sun rising :sun:
:snowflake: white snow falling :snowflake:
Do I have any followers who can draw a cool illustration of a molcar putting the pedal to the metal???
Wanna be this soon.
#TesrosetArt
["Wahahahaha!!"
*glug glug* *glug glug*
*slam*
"This's barley tea."]
It may be that Tesro-sama is just convinced they're manly...
The mysterious Roset-chan character details keep piling up.
A comic about Tesroset-chan enjoying Monster Hunter.
[Tesro: "Can't wait for the new Monster Hunter!" Roset: "The Mizutsune in the demo's so strong! What is it, an Elder Dragon? What weapon're you using, Tesro?"
Tesro: "A man's gotta go big with the greatsword! You're a tachi [longsword], right, Roset?"
Roset: "N-Not a tachi [top]... I'm a switch... sort of..." (shy) Tesro: "What're you talking about?"]
[Incidentally, no connection to the Nintendo Switch or Switch Axe intended in Japanese.]
Incidentally, the White Rice Research Society took place every year, and what became a meme was the image from their meeting about 10 years ago, the contrast of children celebrating white rice in the snow seeming to strike a chord. The "IWasInTheWhiteRiceResearchSociety" tag also got popular with people who were at that meeting posting pictures of them now. Everyone had gotten big.
I had a dream of a worldline where a video of people meeting as a White Rice Research Society on a snowy mountain and eating rice with toppings went viral, and it felt weirdly realistic, so I've deduced that dreams are a clairvoyance-like power to access parallel universes and peek at part of them.
Even if I get socked by a guitarist, I can't stop making weird guitar phrases.
I've become a delinquent. [Screenshot of Cubase project named "Just Backwards-Compatible To Somebody Anyhow."]
Woman who suddenly starts wailing on a guitar in the middle of the night. #Dominowns
я тебе люблю [I love you]
Українці, я проект Oster. [Ukrainians, I am the Oster project.]
I've become mysteriously popular in Ukraine. [Screenshot of message notifying her that OSTER-san's CD Vol. 1 has ranked 3rd in Ukraine on the anime album charts.]
Made an incomprehensible video today.
Watching someone online post "I cried" with a completely serious face and not shedding a tear was so scary I cried.
It's a big mystery whether this'll be useful in the future or not.
A sampler of Roset-chan reading chords aloud. #TesrosetTransmission
"Even wounds are lovely" is my fetish.
"Pretty" doesn't mean having no scars.
It's that Evian & Contrex perfume you wear, it's 'cause of that.
Some people say Tesro-sama's voice is a crime, but I like it.
I have a theory that Tesro-sama is better at singing than Roset-chan.
Tesro-sama probably thinks Perfume [Kosui] is a song about pears. (kosui pears)
Tesro-sama singing Perfume [by Eito] from memory. #TesrosetTransmission
["Don't get me wrong, I don't want you back
But being next to you, it takes me back
It's that Dolce & Gabbana perfume you wear
I wanna eat it" (in real lyrics, last part is "it's 'cause of that")]
The kind of music that captivates you with chords might not be that popular, but it's all I got, so I'm gonna do my best.
Living creatures' bodies are such a mystery.
The bug where "sleepy" and "can sleep" aren't equal makes no sense.
Thanks for the stream!! The results of today's efforts... :rice ear:
I'll throw it on Fanbox later. :toolbox:
We're starting!
Gonna analyze Rice Disco's chord progressions in record time!
When you're cooped up inside so long, it's hard to get excited for anything but food anymore, so I feel like I've legit had my life saved by white rice.
I like Utsubo-san's art a ton, so I'm glad I could ask them... :heart:
Thanks for the premiere! :rice ear: :rice bowl: :fire:
Isn't Kiritan super amazing?!?! Listen to it lots!
Is your rice ready?!
It's starting!!
Starting 8:30 PM: I'll stream me analyzing the chord progressions of Rice Disco, which goes public at 6 PM.
[OSTER Song Chord Analysis Stream] Rice Disco Edition [#TesrosetTransmission]
I'm thinking I'd like to get back to streaming to go along with the release of my new song today...!
For a second I got the date wrong and set it to tomorrow, but it's coming out today!! lol
Premiering at 6 PM tonight...!!
It's an official demo song for CeVIO AI Tohoku Kiritan!!!
[kawaii future disco] Rice Disco / CeVIO AI Tohoku Kiritan Official Demo Song - OSTER project
TIPS of TITS
Be sure to set your rice cookers for 6:00 PM tomorrow so you'll be able to handle any sudden cravings for fresh rice.
I'm looking forward to the curry I plan to eat for lunch tomorrow so much, I keep opening the pot.
It's getting rough only going to, no exaggeration, just the supermarket and the hospital, so I wanna become a bird. :eagle:
"Now" only exists in the present, yet we can only live solemnly... Just gotta look for the things that you can do right now...
Prepare some rice while you wait.
:rice bowl:
Tomorrow, I'll post my new song... Look forward to it...
I finished a job, so I'm letting myself drink.
OSTER project feat. ROSET is good.
I wonder if anyone who says "you can't become a godly artist by eating a godly artist's flesh" has ever actually eaten a godly artist's flesh.
You never know when you could lose what you have now, so you have to treasure it.
I'm working super hard on the video for this one.
Let's find ways to cook poison deliciously and live meaningful lives.
I think people who come up with ways to use even poisonous stuff are incredibly tenacious, but I struggle to assign some meaning to things that end in vain or things that hurt me, so maybe it's similar to that.
Speaking of poison, there's meals that de-poison pufferfish ovaries so they become edible, but I really like how it's still not scientifically understood how the de-poisoning mechanism works. Did the first person to do it just happen to remove the poison...? And then eat it...?
Sentimentalism is konnyaku potato. It makes you think there's absolutely no way of eating it, but can become edible if you cook it exactly right. Cook your sentimentalism well.
Meaningless sentimentalism is occasionally nothing more than poison, but luckily, I'm of the rare occupation that can make it into something meaningful: an artist.
Humanity's management team refuses to fix the bug where my mental resistances lower like 30% at night.
I made a super cool screen with After Effects.
["Love Boobs"]
The "Original Special Turbo" part has the feel of a toy for grade-schoolers.
[Screenshot of the same site: "We believe Tesro [Te-su-ro] is short for Technical Special Roshutsukyou [Exhibitionist]."]
True, they don't wear underwear, but...
[Screenshot of an acronym generator site: "We believe OSTER is short for Original Special Turbo Elegant Rotor."]
Is this just a dirty joke?
When people ask what trigonometry is good for, I reply that it's a required subject for laughing at "tan-jiro" jokes.
Once I'm done with the song, making the video begins, so there's no rest for me.
Maybe the truth is I'm good at making music.
Making music is lethally difficult, but when you finish a song, you become super invincible.
I'll show you the meaning of kawaii future disco...
I'm so great for experimenting with all sorts of new things.
The song is finished...
The most essential plugin for making music has gotta be stamina.
Making music takes so much stamina.
Going drinking with virtual bodies is fun.
[System message (for Toro): "Will you really erase "feelings?""]
It do be like that.
I still haven't gotten in an Evangelion.
There are absolutely domains you can't reach without doing nothing.
When you're feeling impatient about not getting anything done, calm yourself by thinking "I did it, it being nothing."
The concept of "I'm going to not do anything" is so artistic while also extremely scientific.
"It's not a lack of experience, it's an experience of lack" is such a good phrase, I put it on my tombstone.