OSTER project's Twitter
Translations of tweets from @fuwacina. For an archive of other Vocaloid-related Twitters I no longer keep up with, go here.
January 18th, 2021
Let's find ways to cook poison deliciously and live meaningful lives.
I think people who come up with ways to use even poisonous stuff are incredibly tenacious, but I struggle to assign some meaning to things that end in vain or things that hurt me, so maybe it's similar to that.
Speaking of poison, there's meals that de-poison pufferfish ovaries so they become edible, but I really like how it's still not scientifically understood how the de-poisoning mechanism works. Did the first person to do it just happen to remove the poison...? And then eat it...?
Sentimentalism is konnyaku potato. It makes you think there's absolutely no way of eating it, but can become edible if you cook it exactly right. Cook your sentimentalism well.
Meaningless sentimentalism is occasionally nothing more than poison, but luckily, I'm of the rare occupation that can make it into something meaningful: an artist.
Humanity's management team refuses to fix the bug where my mental resistances lower like 30% at night.
I made a super cool screen with After Effects.
["Love Boobs"]
The "Original Special Turbo" part has the feel of a toy for grade-schoolers.
[Screenshot of the same site: "We believe Tesro [Te-su-ro] is short for Technical Special Roshutsukyou [Exhibitionist]."]
True, they don't wear underwear, but...
[Screenshot of an acronym generator site: "We believe OSTER is short for Original Special Turbo Elegant Rotor."]
Is this just a dirty joke?
When people ask what trigonometry is good for, I reply that it's a required subject for laughing at "tan-jiro" jokes.
Once I'm done with the song, making the video begins, so there's no rest for me.