OSTER project's Twitter
Translations of tweets from @fuwacina. For an archive of other Vocaloid-related Twitters I no longer keep up with, go here.
["CONGRATULATIONS! Cleared Puzzle Level 2000!"]
Progress.
The ingredient known as tomato is worlds different before heating and after heating, it's ridiculous.
:sun: black sun rising :sun:
:snowflake: white snow falling :snowflake:
Do I have any followers who can draw a cool illustration of a molcar putting the pedal to the metal???
Wanna be this soon.
#TesrosetArt
["Wahahahaha!!"
*glug glug* *glug glug*
*slam*
"This's barley tea."]
It may be that Tesro-sama is just convinced they're manly...
The mysterious Roset-chan character details keep piling up.
A comic about Tesroset-chan enjoying Monster Hunter.
[Tesro: "Can't wait for the new Monster Hunter!" Roset: "The Mizutsune in the demo's so strong! What is it, an Elder Dragon? What weapon're you using, Tesro?"
Tesro: "A man's gotta go big with the greatsword! You're a tachi [longsword], right, Roset?"
Roset: "N-Not a tachi [top]... I'm a switch... sort of..." (shy) Tesro: "What're you talking about?"]
[Incidentally, no connection to the Nintendo Switch or Switch Axe intended in Japanese.]
Incidentally, the White Rice Research Society took place every year, and what became a meme was the image from their meeting about 10 years ago, the contrast of children celebrating white rice in the snow seeming to strike a chord. The "IWasInTheWhiteRiceResearchSociety" tag also got popular with people who were at that meeting posting pictures of them now. Everyone had gotten big.
I had a dream of a worldline where a video of people meeting as a White Rice Research Society on a snowy mountain and eating rice with toppings went viral, and it felt weirdly realistic, so I've deduced that dreams are a clairvoyance-like power to access parallel universes and peek at part of them.
Even if I get socked by a guitarist, I can't stop making weird guitar phrases.
I've become a delinquent. [Screenshot of Cubase project named "Just Backwards-Compatible To Somebody Anyhow."]
Woman who suddenly starts wailing on a guitar in the middle of the night. #Dominowns
я тебе люблю [I love you]
Українці, я проект Oster. [Ukrainians, I am the Oster project.]
I've become mysteriously popular in Ukraine. [Screenshot of message notifying her that OSTER-san's CD Vol. 1 has ranked 3rd in Ukraine on the anime album charts.]
Made an incomprehensible video today.
Watching someone online post "I cried" with a completely serious face and not shedding a tear was so scary I cried.
It's a big mystery whether this'll be useful in the future or not.
A sampler of Roset-chan reading chords aloud. #TesrosetTransmission
"Even wounds are lovely" is my fetish.
"Pretty" doesn't mean having no scars.
It's that Evian & Contrex perfume you wear, it's 'cause of that.
Some people say Tesro-sama's voice is a crime, but I like it.
I have a theory that Tesro-sama is better at singing than Roset-chan.
Tesro-sama probably thinks Perfume [Kosui] is a song about pears. (kosui pears)
Tesro-sama singing Perfume [by Eito] from memory. #TesrosetTransmission
["Don't get me wrong, I don't want you back
But being next to you, it takes me back
It's that Dolce & Gabbana perfume you wear
I wanna eat it" (in real lyrics, last part is "it's 'cause of that")]
The kind of music that captivates you with chords might not be that popular, but it's all I got, so I'm gonna do my best.
Living creatures' bodies are such a mystery.
The bug where "sleepy" and "can sleep" aren't equal makes no sense.
Thanks for the stream!! The results of today's efforts... :rice ear:
I'll throw it on Fanbox later. :toolbox:
We're starting!
Gonna analyze Rice Disco's chord progressions in record time!
When you're cooped up inside so long, it's hard to get excited for anything but food anymore, so I feel like I've legit had my life saved by white rice.
I like Utsubo-san's art a ton, so I'm glad I could ask them... :heart:
Thanks for the premiere! :rice ear: :rice bowl: :fire:
Isn't Kiritan super amazing?!?! Listen to it lots!
Is your rice ready?!
It's starting!!
Starting 8:30 PM: I'll stream me analyzing the chord progressions of Rice Disco, which goes public at 6 PM.
[OSTER Song Chord Analysis Stream] Rice Disco Edition [#TesrosetTransmission]
I'm thinking I'd like to get back to streaming to go along with the release of my new song today...!
For a second I got the date wrong and set it to tomorrow, but it's coming out today!! lol
Premiering at 6 PM tonight...!!
It's an official demo song for CeVIO AI Tohoku Kiritan!!!
[kawaii future disco] Rice Disco / CeVIO AI Tohoku Kiritan Official Demo Song - OSTER project
TIPS of TITS
Be sure to set your rice cookers for 6:00 PM tomorrow so you'll be able to handle any sudden cravings for fresh rice.
I'm looking forward to the curry I plan to eat for lunch tomorrow so much, I keep opening the pot.
It's getting rough only going to, no exaggeration, just the supermarket and the hospital, so I wanna become a bird. :eagle:
"Now" only exists in the present, yet we can only live solemnly... Just gotta look for the things that you can do right now...
Prepare some rice while you wait.
:rice bowl:
Tomorrow, I'll post my new song... Look forward to it...
I finished a job, so I'm letting myself drink.
OSTER project feat. ROSET is good.
I wonder if anyone who says "you can't become a godly artist by eating a godly artist's flesh" has ever actually eaten a godly artist's flesh.
You never know when you could lose what you have now, so you have to treasure it.
I'm working super hard on the video for this one.
Let's find ways to cook poison deliciously and live meaningful lives.
I think people who come up with ways to use even poisonous stuff are incredibly tenacious, but I struggle to assign some meaning to things that end in vain or things that hurt me, so maybe it's similar to that.
Speaking of poison, there's meals that de-poison pufferfish ovaries so they become edible, but I really like how it's still not scientifically understood how the de-poisoning mechanism works. Did the first person to do it just happen to remove the poison...? And then eat it...?
Sentimentalism is konnyaku potato. It makes you think there's absolutely no way of eating it, but can become edible if you cook it exactly right. Cook your sentimentalism well.
Meaningless sentimentalism is occasionally nothing more than poison, but luckily, I'm of the rare occupation that can make it into something meaningful: an artist.
Humanity's management team refuses to fix the bug where my mental resistances lower like 30% at night.
I made a super cool screen with After Effects.
["Love Boobs"]
The "Original Special Turbo" part has the feel of a toy for grade-schoolers.
[Screenshot of the same site: "We believe Tesro [Te-su-ro] is short for Technical Special Roshutsukyou [Exhibitionist]."]
True, they don't wear underwear, but...
[Screenshot of an acronym generator site: "We believe OSTER is short for Original Special Turbo Elegant Rotor."]
Is this just a dirty joke?
When people ask what trigonometry is good for, I reply that it's a required subject for laughing at "tan-jiro" jokes.
Once I'm done with the song, making the video begins, so there's no rest for me.
Maybe the truth is I'm good at making music.
Making music is lethally difficult, but when you finish a song, you become super invincible.
I'll show you the meaning of kawaii future disco...
I'm so great for experimenting with all sorts of new things.
The song is finished...
The most essential plugin for making music has gotta be stamina.
Making music takes so much stamina.
Going drinking with virtual bodies is fun.
[System message (for Toro): "Will you really erase "feelings?""]
It do be like that.
I still haven't gotten in an Evangelion.
There are absolutely domains you can't reach without doing nothing.
When you're feeling impatient about not getting anything done, calm yourself by thinking "I did it, it being nothing."
The concept of "I'm going to not do anything" is so artistic while also extremely scientific.
"It's not a lack of experience, it's an experience of lack" is such a good phrase, I put it on my tombstone.
[Jun: "Got it, hop. I'll completely forget about "filing taxes," bun."]
In the world of electrons, maybe the laws of physics error because there are too many calculations and the operations can't keep up?
From the fact that physical laws can be represented with rows of formulas make it feel like someone's plan? Doesn't it feel strange, like this world was "designed"? Am I going to be erased by people in black suits for noticing this fact?
What's the first media you experienced that touches on a society built on virtual reality? Mine was The Matrix.
I'm the villain, so to the kind of protagonist who'd go "Escaping into dreams won't do anything, no matter how hard it is, you have to face reality!", I'd question them like "how can you prove that what you perceive as reality is really reality?"
I went drinking in my dream, so aren't dreams better than reality? Our senses are just electric signals, so we can't even prove what we perceive as reality is reality, so isn't a virtual reality fine too? (villain viewpoint)
Let me go drinking already...
I understand life completely → I don't know anything about life → I can life a little
I don't know a thing about life.
How old is your IQ?
Getting riled up by awkwardly translated ads.
[Screenshot: "How old is your IQ? 500 questions you can play amply!"]
My life's goal is to live wisely while being foolish.
It's annoying how life is full of things that take a long time to realize.
Every time you deny something, you're not just denying that thing, but also your own self. Not acknowledging others is effectively limiting your own way of life.
Though if you dig into any sort of kindness, you might always find those sorts of motivations.
When you don't want to do to others anything you wouldn't want done to you, it's partly wanting to have the right to get mad when someone does something to you you don't like, and not especially because you're kind.
I'm living most when I'm doing non-essential things.
I like plain old trip reports.
RT @kiro274 A Three Dog Sisters video. #TesrosetArt #LostDogArt #MakemonArt
[Bayachao: "I'm not interested. In music. I'm not interested."
Maiken: "Really? I'm not interested. In music. Really?"
Bayachao: "Ｙｅｓ. I'm not interested."
OSTER: "Miracle Paint."
Bayachao: &*(#&!*&!#*(!&(@*
Maiken: "Really?"
Bayachao: "Ｙｅｓ. I'm not interested. OSTER project. I'm not interested."
OSTER: "Labradorite."
Bayachao: &*(#&!*&!#*(!&(@*]
Why did I spent 2 hours putting together this much of a video??
My new song. #TesrosetArt #LostDogArt #MakemonArt
It's so cruel how I'm a newborn baby mentally, and only my body decays.
I think all humans are newborn babies until they die.
Don't grow up to be an adult like me.
All new adults!!! Good day!! I'm a newborn baby!! Goo-goo-ga-ga, me want boobs!!! :baby bottle: :baby bottle:
Not "gonna," I'm snapping now.
I can understand getting a mouth ulcer somewhere I bit, but getting a mouth ulcer somewhere I didn't even bite makes so little sense I'm gonna snap.
So long as there's no way to go back in time, my life will forever and always start "now."
Being well isn't a thing to take for granted, it's a precious thing. I don't know why I was so invincible back in grade school.
When asked "are you well?", I used to just reply "I'm well!" as a matter of course, like repeating a password. But lately, I've come to pointlessly think "Can I say I'm well right now? What is "well"? How many "well" days have there been in my life?"
I'm LOLing at how much health Mizutsune has in the demo... It took 30 minutes...
Anyone can stream games, but only I can do a game stream by OSTER project.
Somebody oughta stream Monster Hunter with me when it comes out. (who's Somebody Oughta)
I played the Monster Hunter [Rise] demo, and made myself cry going "I'll take good care of them..." while stripping off the monsters' parts.
The only way to avoid panty shots is going no-panties.
The only plan that can't fail is no plan.
The only way your clothes won't get dirty is being nude.
I've never eaten love, so I don't know how it tastes.
I want to avoid overly broad expressions as much as possible, but it's naturally important what words are closest to what I'm imagining, so it's frustrating.
Thinking about it, unexpected combinations are too broad, and end up feeling overused... Saying "the scent of love" has more originality.
Isn't it strange that the word love would be linked to "taste" before smell or touch?
I wonder if the first person to liken love to a flavor loved with their tongue? Heh heh, what a pervert.
My theory is that illustrators and animators are as different as composers and arrangers.
I'll never forget about the legendary song that is CANYON.MID.
CANYON.MID
I've deeply learned the difficulty of singing with Roset-chan's voice, so I want to do Roset-chan voice training.
Roset-chan starting to sing doesn't remotely mean the Vocaloids will stop singing.
Minotaur blood is good.
I have an IQ of 5 billion, so I remixed my remaining chicken-tomato stew into curry.