OSTER project's Twitter
Translations of tweets from @fuwacina. For an archive of other Vocaloid-related Twitters I no longer keep up with, go here.
Here at the end of the year, I've made the greatest memory. Thank you, life...
Just having that line "This letter contains crucial information." at the start is way too good at informing the reader that it's that kind of email, introducing just the right amount of offness. It's a perfect introduction.
Considering emails like this are written using translators, what's the deal with the strong hook of "crucial information" being in there? I'm jealous of that talent...
Captures your urination.
New release came in.
["To most charming and beautiful you.
Good day!
This letter contains crucial information.
That is, I have obtained a very sexual video you are participating in.
That video is your very sexual, and stimulating appearance on the toilet, and captures your urination."]
What's with this space... [Screenshot of a Twitter Space titled "OSTER project who can beat Rajang faster than Miracle Paint"]
I possess two natures, subtlety and indecency...
I love paying attention to super-subtle things like that...
In the lyrics to Dandelion and Campanile, the first verse goes "the church bell that drew me in," but the part at the end with the same melody makes it "the church bell that draws me in." With just a tiny change, it shows that the church bell you heard at first has become something you look forward to every day... Lyrics like this are super fun.
Twitter search is so shoddy, I feel like I missed a bunch...
Thank you for liking all sorts of tweets this year. :woman bowing: I'll do my best tweeting next year too. :clap:
How were the Viral Tweet Awards 2021? :trophy:
The most-liked tweet of the year was "Sobbing with a disappointed look..."
This is Twitter. #TesrosetTransmission
[1. Sobbing with a disappointed look... [where's that old U I know?] (28,858 likes)
2. Before space, all are puny (17,988 likes)
3. Message from Twitter (16,566 likes)
4. Message from Twitter 2 (13,504 likes)
5. MSN Messenger (11,908 likes)
6. Molcars Put the Pedal to the Metal (10,907 likes)
7. I Have An Announcement For You All (5,846 likes)
8. Longshoremin Have Money (4,534 likes)
9. Person Doing a Cross-Legged Leap (3,747 likes)
10. Year-End Progression (3,653 likes)
11. Superbly-Dressed Lady (2,756 likes)]
It's starting!
Relieved that it's seeming like I'll actually be able to start at 9.
I'm working hard to repair my back so I can stream.
I got a long Marshmallow yesterday that made me happy, so the start of today's stream might be reading time.
All this person's thinking about is having sexy dreams.
I feel like when I read about lucid dream training, I saw something about introducing your preferred developments at a scene change, so maybe the zombies would suddenly be blasted away and I'd turn to see a furry girl who looks like Milla Jovovich holding a gun who says "Let's escape together!", and from there it gradually goes in a sexy directio
No idea what I'm talking about.
Just for instance, if you're surrounded by zombies in a ruined world and realize "Ah, this is a dream!", you aren't gonna be like "Well, it's a dream, so let's get sexy with the zombies!", right?? I mean, maybe some people would, if they have a zombie fetish or somethi
Even if you realize it's a dream, it won't necessarily go your way.
In my dream, I tried to take control of the dream, but failed.
The cold never bothered me anyway (it's bothering me actually)
Could this be weapon love...? *thump...*
I just want to feel good using longsword...
I do Monster Hunter time attacks, but the objective for me isn't to get the fastest time, but to use longsword skillfully, so even if I got a faster time using light bowgun or something, I probably wouldn't be satisfied at all.
It's fine to like having sexy excitement while looking at obscene videos, ain't it?
Once again this year, many things that weren't songs went viral.
Forgot to tag!!
:clock: The 27th (Mon.), 9:00 PM:
I'm doing a stream where I announce a ranking of my tweets that went most viral on Twitter this year, and look back on 2021! :crown:
What did the most viral tweet turn out to be?! By all means, watch!
[Year-End Special] OSTER project Viral Tweet Awards 2021 [Musical Vtuber Tesro & Roset]
I'm gonna become a woman good at games! :flame:
I think a big portion of talent at games has to do with whether you're able to like the game, so I'm talented at Monster Hunter.
Women good at games are too cool...
Congrats, Sasaki Saku! :party popper: #MarioKartNijisanjiCup
Your video's cute, huh? How old is it? What platform was it born on? Tell me its delivery date and fee?
I want to ask more people to make videos for my songs, but how do people meet? Matchmaking parties?
I'm actually making an incredible video... Heehee...
Even with OoT, I've never collected all the bottles.
I think the hardest N64 game to 100% is either Bomberman 64 or Blast Corps, but it's not like I've played every N64 game, so I don't know.
This year's RTA in Japan has Bomberman 64...
It's day 3 of Christmas. Eagerly awaiting a healthy body this time.
Merry Christmas... Merry Christmas...
Since it's Christmas, I festively picked up my kitty, who then scratched my nipple and killed the mood, so I'm sleeping.
I want to be remodeled into the strongest warrior who feels no pain, but I don't want to go to war.
For pain just being electrical signals, I wish it wouldn't reduce my living potential to the limit.
My back hurt way too much, so I consumed one of my treasured painkillers...
Wanna get back to around 2000.
When I played with a Switch controller, I was constantly getting mixed up moving up and down, but the moment I held the N64 controller, my body remembered.
[Screenshot of Switch Star Fox 64 ending screen with 1604 total hits] Just by playing with an N64 controller, my hit count went up 400, lol
When I say my back hurts, I'm told I should exercise, but I don't have a back to exercise with to start.
I didn't get a new lower half... Sad...
It's Christmas morning, yet my back still has a fatal wound. Good morning...
This is Santa-san.
I'm behind you right now. [ala urban legend Mary-san]
:christmas tree: :chicken: :explosion:
Let's begin the day.
The Young experiment is an experiment where you have a sealed chamber containing a Young girl wearing a double-slitted skirt and a Young boy, and observe how they interfere with each other, but the results differ depending on whether there's an observer or not.
If everything were decided from the start, there'd be nothing to dream about, but you still kinda wonder how nice it would be.
Life is something you forge for yourself, which is why it's exhausting.
Even when it comes to the laws of physics, the quantum world is full of uncertainty and wavering, so it's natural for us who're made up of quantums to waver too, isn't that right?
Light having both a wave and particle nature taught me about life.
It's fine to both feel you want people to know about you, and also feel you don't want people thinking they know about you.
Dear Santa:
Please give me a new lower half.
Merry Christmas! :christmas tree: :present: :wave: :love hotel: :woman-woman couple: :love hotel:
How'd this woman who's usually being dumb and lewd come up with these subtle expressions, does she have multiple personalities? (intense singing of own praises)
I'm super fond of these lyrics, especially the part where the color of their likes are different, meaning if they get close and mix they'd turn black, so they want to stay apart to keep them pretty colors, yet they can't stand to separate, isn't it great????
I'm Hatsune Miku. Whatever anyone says, I'm Hatsune Miku.
Remembered that time back when Miku-san wasn't as popular as she is now that I told someone "I make songs [with/as] Hatsune Miku" and they said "You're Hatsune Miku?!"
Doctor: "They remade the Pokemon game I played when I was little! :sparkle:"
Me, old coot: "I didn't have Pokemon when I was little."
I'm envious of people good at games.
Wrong: OSTER-san is good at games
Right: As a result of narrowing the games she plays for 9 months to a single Monster Hunter, she got slightly better
It's sad when the tights I've been happily wedded to for years get a thumb-sized hole in them and I have to say goodbye.
I'll at least forge my own destiny.
I got the worst fortune today, so I'm giving up believing in them.
First of all, could you fix my back pain?
Wouldn't it be a dream if a programmer going "Sorry for not making it down to that much detail" showed up, and you could have a discussion like "I won't tell anyone, so let me mess with my life's stat values"?
Could the illogical behavior of atoms be a system bug supporting the simulation theory?
Person who drinks: "Beer resolves everything."
Person with money: "Life isn't just about money."
Person with degrees: "Degrees aren't everything."
Lady with huge boobs: "Size doesn't matter."
Me: "Well then, I'll feel them up."
My guts are weak, but my stomach is the strongest, so I eat until I die...
I've started hearing mean false rumors there there's only about 10 days left in the year... So Japanese media has gotten to this point, too...
If you don't reject ways of thinking that restrict your possibilities, they'll become heavy chains that you someday won't be able to challenge. So it's best to think of yourself as the ideal age from the cradle to the grave.
See, isn't love that transcends species beautiful? Hey, what happened to all your enthusiasm?
When, say, kitties and doggies get along harmoniously, people praise it as "a love that transcends species...", yet when I get aroused by furry ladies, no one calls that a love that transcends species, I don't understand.
I like how tweeting the tag made it get active again...
I brazenly made this tag myself, but I've got some super happy memories from people with 100x the imagination tweeting in it...
Periodic #OSTERsMostGeniusLyrics
I made this song with wild lyrics called Second Piercing, and I'm enjoying searching for tweets saying "these lyrics are wild."
I honestly do want "MIDDLE-AGED" candles, though.
:birthday cake: #ScienceDogTeam
Going to the hospital tired me out so I fell asleep, and now it's night even though I haven't done anything...
All the staff at this hospital compliment my hair color, so it's a super good hospital.
My back's doing good today.
Tesroset Hospital Visit
I wanna get good at gaaames!
I could watch Mario Kart Nijisanji Cup forever.
I'm Dandelion and Campanile's biggest otaku, so I can say this, but these lyrics were born from thinking about you asking your fave "Why are you so wonderful?" and them saying "It's just because the people around me are wonderful," meaning my wonderfulness is connected to your wonderfulness. (talking fast)
["Wanting to become one of the wonders
That protects your wonderfulness,
See how deeply I desire
To be a kind me"]
I feel like words can really save people. Even if it's a small thing, you never know what'll become someone's salvation, so I'm not gonna quit expressing myself, and I don't want to quit...
Sister Claire..........
When you make music for yourself, then after some years, it could end up being your motivator, your salvation, or your unescapable curse, making your life rich and fun, so I highly recommend making music for yourself.
If you ask "who am I making music for, really?", it's for yourself. Even if you make it for someone else, you're making it for yourself, who finds satisfaction in making it for someone else.
I get it, it's thanks to all the railway workers' hard work that we can ride the trains. We can get around. That's a truly wonderful thing, and I'm grateful for it. I hate the last train.
I hate the concept of the last train.
Perhaps going off with strangers is also life???? (uh oh)
It's wild when you get drunk and go into "all humanity is neighbors" mode. Let's be careful not to go off with strangers.
If you're at the point of being afraid whether you're living a decent life, stop letting other people control your life.
Had a dream an unknown hacker took remote control of my PC and deleted all my data. Good morning.
Wanna be a cute college girl.
Lately, when I drink at home, I can only drink about as much as a cute college girl. (biased)
If you're slow to mature, you can enjoy the same game forever...
After 9 months of Monster Hunter Rise, I feel like I've finally gone up a stage in skill. This game's depth is bottomless...
It's hard to imagine Claire-san playing Monster Hunter, but if I try to, I picture her cutting up monsters going "I'm sorry, I'm sorry"...
Every bit of your support will be put toward back treatment... :money flying:
Season 4 of back treatment has begun, and starting from day one, I had a fun chat with the doctor about beer.
I've been taking it pretty lazily since my CD's release, but I'd better get back into it soon... Don't come crawling to me if you run out of time!
At least when I talk about something, I make an effort to communicate both what happened and how it made me feel.
I've learned that even if people experience the same occurrence, how they feel depends on their personal senses, so they're not uniform - so when someone tells me "such and such happened to me," I have to ask "And how did you feel about it?" alongside that, otherwise we might not be on the same page, y'know??
I really love the line "Your body, that's all I'm after - is that so wrong?"...
The tendency to treat being after someone for their body as entirely bad must drive people who want to be sought for their body to loneliness, I thought, giving birth to the ironic phrase "after me for my heart." (lyrical digest)
After me for my heart, you say? What a turn-off ← Love this
Firm believer that "correctness" doesn't exist in this world, and all there is is individual interpretations.
Wishlist:
- A society that doesn't connect the recognition of new values with the rejection of existing values
When my followers give me a "like," I also think about how I "like" my followers.
I write my lyrics based in real experience, so I was wallowing in beer when I made Alcohol Song, I was drinking boba when I made Tapioca New Year, I was in prison when I made Love Prison, and when I made The Fox's Wedding, I did a lover's suicide with a furry girl.
"These two who have no more humanity to fling off are very humanlike," insists the otaku gazing at NicoNico through a one-way mirror...
I've come to feel that humanlike "lacking something" in itself is the most humanlike thing.
Lyrically, Scandal Makers has no problem being sung by people of the same sex, isn't that nice!! Isn't it!!!!
Kaito/Meiko sexy songs aside, my Bubblegum K.K. arrangement is also getting a bunch of views, did something happen???
I'll gaze deep into you, abyss, so come on, look at me already.
I'm wholesome, so I intend to make lots of wholesome songs.
People call sexy things unwholesome, but if you think about it biologically, shunning sexy stuff might be more unwholesome.
The more adult I become, the more I enjoy adult works...
I'm in a good mood right now. (because I bought a rare cheesecake from the local delicious cake shop at the owner's recommendation)
Feels like I had a dream, but I can't remember.
I get that fun times are special because they're limited, but it's lonely when it ends.
A world where I can meet people is so much fun, it really drives home how incredibly boring corona is.
When the weekend ends, I want the weekend to begin...
My friend who can cook is such a god, nothing but god... I'll worship you for life...
My ultimate weekend of just drinking and eating food made for me and playing games and watching movies and lazing around for two days has ended...
Last night was exciting.
Having nothin' but incomprehensible dreams...
I suppose it's ironic commentary on people who say "you reap what you sow" even though happiness is something you decide yourself.
Beauty for us is reaping the harvest we sowed ←The first lyric I thought up
True diversity can't even be categorized.
The two of them aren't a couple or married, and their relationship's no more than pecking at love and putting together pleasure, but their bond is stronger than words, and to them it's beautiful... is that it?!
Don't ask your mom and dad.
There's this one lyric before the chorus, "Can I come?", but what does that mean?
:piano keys: New Song :piano keys:
Scandal x Makers feat. MEIKO & KAITO
The story of a beautiful night woven by a dirty pair. :love hotel: :explosion:
YouTube / NicoNico #OSTERsanCD
OK :smile with sunglasses:
All 50,000 of you!!!! Penis!!
[Screenshot of Twitter followers] 50,000 thousand thousand thousand thousand thousand followers!!!!!!! Grateful!!!!! :party popper:
I made a delicately sexy song and wrote delicately sexy lyrics and had a wonderful illustration drawn and put together a delicately sexy video to produce a delicately sexy work... Thanks in advance...
I desperately want to hear Scandal Makers covers, so please feel free to sing it if you like, everyone...
Tonight, shall I watch the Scandal Makers premiere while drinking whiskey on the rocks...? The amusements of the wealthy...
Just as I have a dream about romancing modern AU Utsushi, there's Sunbreak news...
I'm planning to do a Tesroset Transmission stream of the Viral Tweet Awards (a ranking of my viral tweets from 2021), and even here at the end of the year, some crazy-viral tweets are coming in and messing up the placements to make things interesting.
Scandal x Makers tonight!
It had the mood of some kind of field trip with a bunch of adults having fun going "Woohoo, let's go in the bath!", but for some reason it was the bath in our hotel room we were getting in, and at some point I was shaved bald and sent to a mysterious place in the nude. I've got no idea what people have dreams for.
I had a dream I was on a trip in Tokyo, but absolutely nothing about the trip went well, so it was sad.