OSTER project's Twitter
Translations of tweets from @fuwacina. For an archive of other Vocaloid-related Twitters I no longer keep up with, go here.
I got so scared I wet myself.
You shouldn't play Little Nightmares at 4 AM. [posted at 4 AM]
Seeing the potential of a Roset-chan-loid and having fun.
Roset-chan sure is cute!!
I'm doing something super fun right now. (report)
With that in mind, I'm like, it's presumptuous to casually envy someone else's life, but I tend to forget that and get envious, so I wanna be more careful... :eyeroll:
Even Mt. Fuji looks beautifully smooth and sublime from a distance, but when you get close, there's a ton of rocks. People's lives are kind of like that.
Even people who seem to shine brilliantly probably worked hard while getting all banged up. People around them just see them as amazing, but everyone's human.
Your piled-up feelings will reach your aspirations.
[OSTER project] Labradorite feat. Yu Tokiwa [Music Video]
Labradorite, huh...
super mario furry world [For the release of Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury.]
As a counterpart to "Elsa's a size L," perhaps Anna's clothes are full of holes [ana]...
I want to drink with my followers, and I want to drink my followers.
When I remake an old song, I get to collaborate with my past self, so it's fun.
The molcar Potato becoming "the Guinea Pig Car Tuberosum" [okay, not that extreme, but using complex kanji for the word "potato"] in Taiwan feels like a joke from SUWEHIROGARIS.
Wanna do Tesroset manzai.
The Three Dog Sisters are all loud and annoying but cute.
I have an announcement for you all. I'm an ordinary woman.
I'm still playing Toro Puzzle every day...
[Retweeting announcement that Toro Puzzle is shutting down on May 10th] You're kidding...
If you don't have bread, why don't you eat sweets?
If you can't get a boyfriend, why don't you get a girlfriend?
I'm not at all saying that one is better than the other, it's just like if you started reading something you thought was porn, but it was a shoujo manga. (???)
If you think about it rationally, a person who listens to chord progressions and calls them "neat and tidy" or "sexy" is pretty nuts.
Originality is the result of the choices you make about your tastes, so I really like songs with a similar style to mine. Though when I see something called OSTER-like on my timeline and listen to it, I snap like "my music ain't this neat and tidy!!!"
You just have to keep at it until you figure something out, and have to put in the effort to notice. If you just repeat what you know you can do, you'll never break out of that area...
I think with both art and music, a graph of your skill wouldn't look like slope, it's a staircase. The times when you suddenly jump up a step are when you find something that goes well and figure out some kind of trick. That's why challenges are essential, and you can't give up even when you can't feel any change.
When you try to do something different from before, you usually fail, but keeping at it and trying different approaches, you can happen to find something that works well, and absorbing those coincidental good bits can expand the breadth of your style.
The theory of evolution says that rather than things gradually evolving, countless individuals are born with mutations, and only those that fit their environment survive as species. That makes me think of creation in the same way, where amid countless futile challenges, you find things that worked well even though you're not sure how, and the amassing of those over time forms originality.
I'm saying lots of stupid stuff, but I'll be finishing a song soon. (genius)
I'm OSTER, but OSTER is also me.
I'll never be Kimutaku, but Kimutaku will never be me. I like that logic so much, I make it a theme in my life.
Enjoy the moment to the fullest.
Even once you get a job, you can become unemployed. But if you graduate from being a virgin, you can never be a virgin again.
If you rearrange molcar [moruka~], it can be read as "mo~karu" [profitable]. Molcar being a hit was predestined. That's the extent to which molcar will be a future pillar of the Japanese economy.
I'm worried that if I made one, it'd sound like a character song for Severus Snape.
If you like that kind of thing, then make a song like that, dammit.
I think of the past as something you can't shake free of even knowing you can only live in the future.
Even if I have to stay in my home, I'm free in the world of creation...
It's true.
RT @sigma_asterisk OSTER-san's Twitter teaches you the important things in life.
Lyrics are a series of decisions between similar words - chest, heart, emotions, feelings. There's a difference in nuance between "aching chest" and "aching heart," and between "swaying emotions" and "swaying chest," I'd rather see and touch the swaying chest.
On one hand, I want to release the things I worked hard on as soon as possible, but on the other, sometimes I get super antsy when I don't have any unreleased stuff in store. Life is so hard...
Maybe in secret, I'm actually making a ton of songs... (or maybe I'm not)
Day after day, I feel like "I'm not accomplishing anything...", but really, I'm making all sorts of things.
Starting in spring, there'll be two anime airing I worked on the theme songs for, which I'm looking forward to...
Molcar is the anime I'm following the most this season.
#ForEveryLikeIllBeHappy
I think I'm destined to be fond of titles relating to coffee.
That's how I'm encouraging myself to keep going once again today.
I can make music! I can write lyrics! I can draw! I can make videos! I'm invincible! Truly the strongest!! Unstoppable!!!
Shall I have Tesro-sama sing I Wanna Be a Princess????
You can probably only think "I want to eat buckets of pudding until I'm laid to rest" up to your 20's. (tragic stomach pain)
Were you aware there's a mythical version of I Wanna Be a Princess! sung by Len-kun?
Played Splatoon for the first time in 5 billion years.
Feelings-wise, I feel like I got 5 billion chocolates this year, so I'm satisfied.
Smiles, just as planned. :chocolate bar:
["So much winning, so much popularity" (reference to an ad with someone bathing in money)]
#IGainedFollowersFromThis [Reposts her original aug lecture, which gets many more retweets and likes]
It's so perfect how the Totoros and seals are in there.
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RT @Juntaro1024 #MakemonArt #TesrosetArt #LostDogArt
Powerful Three Dog Sisters!
* Has sound.
Humanity's so foolish.
Girls are dumb too.
Boys sure are dumb.
My cute little Roset-chan.
"Admittedly, even my blood was boiling."
"Don't boil blood!" [Very similar phrase in Japanese, except it's "asbestos."]
I've been at home so much, I don't have any sense of Valentine's approaching...
Every time I hear something like "our stressful modern times," I'm like "you ever given any real thought to how ancient people felt?"
You need to give up the foolish endeavor of comparing yourself to the unrealistic fantasy of "normal" and lamenting your deviation from it.
In my experience, normal people aspire to weird people, and weird people aspire to normal people, but "normal" was never any more than an illusion.
Sleeping at weird times, getting up at weird times, being born in a weird time, making weird music, living a weird life, I'm thinking weird things like "I bet I'll die a weird death."
I want to somehow put into words and share what I'm enthralled with, so I write them as chords and such, but to say I make songs that are particular about chords doesn't sound right. I'm hardly ever concerned about what chords I'm actually using when I'm making a song...
I super love Friendship, which might not have a lot of views, but it has a lot of core fans.
After so many months keeping it in, when I finally go out drinking again, I can only expect that something's going to let loose.
On bad days, even listening to my favorite music has no effect, and I'm so depressed it feels like I'll never enjoy music ever again, but on good days, music is for real my best friend in the world, so I want to be in a good mood every day.
I seriously do this sometimes and startle myself.
Drawing is so hard, people who can draw are so mysterious.
Journal. #TesrosetArt
["Aa, hoippu shita / Keeki no you na / Machi wa / Suki-yuki" (beep beep beep...)
"MAJI-MAGIC" *twitch* (Super Loud)]
Roset-san is convinced she's 23 years old.
#TesrosetArt
["Once Again Doesn't Know Her Own Song's Chords: Roset-san (23)"]
[Originally from TV show How Do You Like Wednesday?: "Once Again Knows Nothing: Yo Oizumi-san (23)"]
Doing makeup just to take an ID photo with no intention of going out makes me feel so sluggish...
I got bad grades in chemistry, so all I can remember is that Jusco had the highest ionization tendency.
It's fun to be writing lyrics and think of a line that makes me go "Am I a once-in-5000-years kind of genius???"
I'm a Vtuber who teaches Toro strange words, gets stimulated by sexy chords, and makes molcars put the pedal to the metal. (self-introduction)
Go, OSTER, go! I've done well to make it this far! I'm a can-do person! That includes today! And all days to come! Even if I stumble! I will never give in!!
While I'm making it, I feel battered by my lack of ability, but when I listen back to the end result and really like it, it's such a blessed thing...
Be jealous.
When I get to listen to an unreleased OSTER song, that's a moment I'm glad to be OSTER...
Come out already, Monster Hunter...!!
Even if the demons go out, I'll always be right here.
The molcars themselves are singing.
The full version of the song when the molcars put the pedal to the metal. :guinea pig: #Molcar #Dominowns
I got curious about the molcars' genders, so I looked it up and saw "Tokyo Metropolitan man," and thought "that place was the Tokyo Metropolitan area...?", but it was information on the director.
mol :car: is my oasis
outside demon
inside fortune
Q. With stay-at-home lasting so long, how do you usually hassan [let your feelings out]?
A. lim(x→π/2) tan x ["Hassan" also means divergence.]
Before you mindlessly repeat propaganda like "out with the demons" [in reference to Setsubun tomorrow], should we not converse with the demons? All hate produces is more hate. What have we learned from history?
That person played Among Us for 6 hours and wasn't the impostor even once. You can see it in their face.
I'm super glad I'm getting more lyrics-only jobs here and there...! "Lyricist" has such a cool ring to it...
Announcement
I provided the lyrics for the opening theme of the anime I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 Years and Maxed Out My Level, Aimless Everyday, sung by Aoi Yuuki! :party popper:
Thanks in advance!
When I say I have no self-confidence, people respond like "But you're OSTER project!", but if you whacked OSTER project in the head with a blunt object she'd die, so she's gotta be super weak.
I made the full version today, so I'll upload it alongside next week's Molcar.
The phenomenon of the half-finished version going more viral. (just DTM things)
I went more viral than I ever imagined...
I'm nuts for my first use of Vocal Synth 2's vocoder being as the sound of a guinea pig.
I want them to come out with research soon saying the frequencies contained in OSTER songs match and resonate with the inherent frequency of the coronavirus, neutralizing 90% of cases.
A video of Tesro-sama's voice becoming more and more criminal. #TesrosetTranmission
Thanks for the stream! I thought I'd solidifed the concept, but at some point I couldn't think of a dang thing... :sweatdrops: I'll do my best next time! :flex:
Gettin' on little by little.
[Real Time Composition Stream] Heartrending Cute Song 1 [#TesrosetTransmission]
I'm filled with a mysterious motivation, so I'm going to do a composition stream.
The opposite of "fleetingly beautiful" would probably be "brazenly disgusting," and if you asked me which way I'd wanna live, it's overwhelmingly the latter.
Your standpoint changes your mindset, so the ability to discern and understand people's standpoints is incredibly important. Sometimes I realize after the fact I said something I shouldn't have said in my position because I'm dumb, and get sullen. I'm a newborn, so I wanna be forgiven.
And also, this is only something you should keep in mind when you're the one doing something for someone. When someone does something for you, you can't wield it like an excuse to not show gratitude.
When you do something for someone, it's because it satisfies you to do something for someone. If you don't properly understand that, selfish dissatisfaction will pile up, like "but I did all this for you!"
Maybe it's the result of competitiveness taken to an extreme.
Q. How have you been able to keep making Vocaloid music for 13 years?
A. Good question.
Q. What's something you were into in your student days?
A. MIDI sequencing.
I impulsively started making a cool song, but I wanna make a cute one.
I make songs praising the virtues of rice, so I'm essentially a farmer.
Normally I don't make Eurobeat, but songs about rice. [Retweets Rice Disco]
What's club house [music]? It sounds tasty.
Full version, you say...
I want to upload a full version of Pedal to the Metal Molcar for next week's Pui Pui racing.
As an adult, I've forgotten any way of making friends other than human transmutation.
The music that plays when a molcar puts the pedal to the metal. #Molcar #Dominowns
["CONGRATULATIONS! Cleared Puzzle Level 2000!"]
Progress.
The ingredient known as tomato is worlds different before heating and after heating, it's ridiculous.
:sun: black sun rising :sun:
:snowflake: white snow falling :snowflake:
Do I have any followers who can draw a cool illustration of a molcar putting the pedal to the metal???
Wanna be this soon.
#TesrosetArt
["Wahahahaha!!"
*glug glug* *glug glug*
*slam*
"This's barley tea."]
It may be that Tesro-sama is just convinced they're manly...
The mysterious Roset-chan character details keep piling up.
A comic about Tesroset-chan enjoying Monster Hunter.
[Tesro: "Can't wait for the new Monster Hunter!" Roset: "The Mizutsune in the demo's so strong! What is it, an Elder Dragon? What weapon're you using, Tesro?"
Tesro: "A man's gotta go big with the greatsword! You're a tachi [longsword], right, Roset?"
Roset: "N-Not a tachi [top]... I'm a switch... sort of..." (shy) Tesro: "What're you talking about?"]
[Incidentally, no connection to the Nintendo Switch or Switch Axe intended in Japanese.]
Incidentally, the White Rice Research Society took place every year, and what became a meme was the image from their meeting about 10 years ago, the contrast of children celebrating white rice in the snow seeming to strike a chord. The "IWasInTheWhiteRiceResearchSociety" tag also got popular with people who were at that meeting posting pictures of them now. Everyone had gotten big.
I had a dream of a worldline where a video of people meeting as a White Rice Research Society on a snowy mountain and eating rice with toppings went viral, and it felt weirdly realistic, so I've deduced that dreams are a clairvoyance-like power to access parallel universes and peek at part of them.
Even if I get socked by a guitarist, I can't stop making weird guitar phrases.
I've become a delinquent. [Screenshot of Cubase project named "Just Backwards-Compatible To Somebody Anyhow."]
Woman who suddenly starts wailing on a guitar in the middle of the night. #Dominowns