November 17th, 2022
By the way, I do sing. [Retweets Baka Mitai cover]
That lung capacity record wasn't my own achievement, but owed to the nurse who drew out the full extent of my potential.
:female nurse: "Before the operation, I'll check your lung capacity. Blow as hard as you can with one breath into this tube."
:female nurse: "More!"
Me: "Oof... FWOOOO...! (I'm gonna die befroe the procredure...)"
:female nurse: "You can keep going! To the limit!!"
:male nurse: "You've got amazing lung capacity. Do you sing or something??"