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January 25th, 2020

I wondered about it and looked it up, and I'm freaking out after learning that in specific cases, negative Kelvin may be possible.

The juice inside soup dumplings is roughly the same temperature, which is said to be 5 quadrillion Kelvin.

Accordingly, one must exercise caution when eating fresh octopus dumplings.

People often wonder what the point of scientific education like math and chemistry is, but I think knowing how all things work leads to a better life. Studying science, I've learned that the coldest substance in the universe is absolute zero, and that the hottest substance in the universe is fresh octopus dumplings.

[Ricky: "You a god of drinking, yo? Feels like you could be the world's best user of drinking."]
The world's best user of drinking.

[Jun: "Still only 6:02, huh? It's only been 3 hours since I was doing sexy stuff earlier, but I'm feeling I wanna do sexy stuff again..."]
Such a strong sex drive...

[Jun: "Speaking of cotton candy stands, bags with wac-san illustrations are always a hot seller, bun..."]
I actually want this.

[Toro's diary: "Cotton candy, chocolate CoCo Ichibanya Level 10 Spice, beer-flavored shaved ice, Moukotanmen Nakamoto North Pole candy, and grilled beef filet. We'll all help out at the stands, meow. The festival's so soon, my heart's racing, meow!"]
They're trying to start a hellish festival in my Toro Puzzle...

With them stacked like this, it feels intensely fetishistic.

[Jun: "I hear lots of kids these days don't say "just a draft beer for now"! That's no good..."]
Sudden old-timer rant.

[Jun: "Pretending to be a good-looking woman the other day was fun! I played the part 200%!"]
I want to live this way.

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