Let's go to the third dimension.
Lyrics/Song:
You Takahashi
Vocals: Dr. Kanji (Voiced by Kenji Ohtsuki)
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Illustration:
Tsukasa Ryuuguu
Video: llcheesell & CatsAx
After extensive research, I finally completed it:
The dimension-leaping shampoo hat!
With this,
I can cross dimensions
as much as I like!
Here's what's so boring about the 2D world:
tons of girls suddenly fall for you all at once,
everyone is born with these incredible talents,
and all of that is just so normal...
Let's go to the third dimension.
With even the underwear lovingly reproduced,
they're selling figurines of me!
Just how many adore me?
These 3D people are disgusting!
Even without relying on that, I suppose I could make a harem,
but with how gross they are, my pride would never allow it...
So it's too late, third dimension!
I don't want to stay long here,
so I'll go into other manga and anime and mess them up instead!
Let's play some pranks!
In sports stories, I shoot lasers!
In historical ones, I do aerobics!
I'm a crusher of genres!
Let's go to the third dimension.
Does shampooing on the street
really warrant police questioning?
"Hey, I'm clean!" I wittily reply,
so by the next scene...
Forget it happened!
Treating someone from a comedy like this, you're the true crusher of genres!
Life will return to normal with gags,
but I'll never get back on pace...
So idiotic, third dimension!
Hiding in an alley, I watch the town,
and from their screens to their phone straps, 2D merchandise is everywhere; they seem to yearn for it...
Everyone is just bored somehow, searching for a world that's not their own...
If only they loved their own world more...
So I'll try loving the 2D world myself
Just think about it - isn't it the best?
After all, miracles are always happening,
and effort can be cut down to a digest!
I return in an elevator full of beautiful women,
and the door just so happens to shut
Is this foreshadowing or what?
Keep drooling on the other side of the screen;
keep on lookin', third dimension!
The Dimension-Leaping Shampoo Hat
You Takahashi
Tsukasa Ryuuguu
Dr. Kanji (Voice: Kenji Ohtsuki)
(Tsukasa Ryuuguu)