Hello, I'm a god of this solar system,
and I'm going to make a new planet
As decided by assembly,
my budget's 10 quintillion Japanese yen
I wouldn't say it's an abundant amount,
but that's just where I shine;
with liberal use of my godly saving skills,
I'll at least try to make things work...
"God's An Energy Cheapskate"
Lyrics/Song
Manbo-Dead- Behind-the- House-P
Illustration
Manbo's Sister
Diva
I made some low-budget creatures
and dubbed them humans
Their cheap little heads are full of faults;
they're lacking seven dozen parts
They're a rather troublesome, over-emotional sort;
they've always got troubles, so they pray to me...
Don't pray like it's a toll-free call, dammit!
I'm the one who has to work the costs!
If you waste money on that kind of junk,
I'll have less to spend on the ozone layer!
Hell, I might as well link your peanut brains
to a LAN connection with the heavens!
The creatures I had dubbed humans
pondered with their deficient brains
They were so curious and energetic,
they dared to seek their planet's secrets
The crust that was just packed with cotton
the Ice Age - really just turning off the AC;
Gumiteratops
those dinosaur fossils are plastic models of mine...
Pay no attention to any of it!
Mammoths went extinct while the breakers were out
We're risking a whole planet with electricity!
I'm borrowing from the god of Venus,
but the price is going up, so I've gotta be stingy!
At this rate, we'll be bankrupt in a few more years...
I've got to handle this somehow!
With funds, I could've made the axis totally straight,
and made perfect creatures too - but as it happens,
the axis's tilt birthed seasons,
and imperfect hearts birthed love...
It was a pretty good planet after all...
But I can't do it anymore! I'm selling this crap planet!
And then I'll pay off heaven's national debt!
So walk with your heads high, you pitiful people!
You'll be dead soon without me, though! (LOL!)
I guess now that that's done with, I'll get my pay,
and take a well-earned trip to a hot spring!
Like Atami!
"God's An Energy Cheapskate"
Lyrics/Song: Manbo-Dead-Behind-the-House-P
Illustration: Manbo's Sister
Diva: GUMI