(Intro) M-May aye help yuu?! (Lose) Oh! Ohhh! Yes we can?! (Win) Uh-uh-unbelievivable?! (Intro) Be gentle! It's my first time...! (Lose) Ooh, I won... um, were you... Were you going easy on me? (Win) Aaah! It huuurts! But... ooh, you're just so good... (Intro) Huh? You're my opponent? You look like you're starving! (Lose) Are you eating well? You can't run on an empty stomach! (Win) Are you SURE you're just ordinary? What are you EATING? (Intro) I am a HEROMAN! I cannot lose! (Lose) 'Cause I am a heroman! I beat up badguymen! (Win) A heroman should not lose! It is not something heromen do! (Intro) Mew-mew! It's a meowttle! (I sound like such an idiot...) (Lose) Mewray! Purrfect victory! (I hate this job...) (Win) Meowww! I'm a sore mewser! (This is doubly embarrassing...) (Intro) Listen, I can't help it if I really really really love Pokémon! (Lose) If I could be reborn, it'd definitely be as a Pokémon! (Win) Your Pokémon are fantastic! LET ME TOUCH THEM!! (Intro) A Parasol Lady without a parasol is absurdity, so I must have one! (Lose) I'm sure people think I'm weird for opening an umbrella indoors, but... (Win) My... my parasol! It's broken! Now I'm just a plain old LADY! (Intro) I'm a policeman! In short, I AM THE JUSTICE!! (Lose) Justice always wins! AND I AM JUSTICE!! (Win) But, but I am a policeman!! But, but I am JUSTICE!! (Intro) SQUEEE! You're so CUTE! I wanna take you home and lub you and squeeze you! (Lose) You're so CUTE when you lose! I wanna go over and comfort you! (Win) Hnnngh! You're ADORABLE! I wish I could lub you all I wanted! (Intro) BOTH MY LEGS FEEL BROKEN THE MARK OF A TRUE CYCLIST (Lose) MY POKéMON ARE TRAINED ON CYCLING THEY'D NEVER LOSE TO YOU (Win) MY CYCLING GOES ON FOREVER MAY I CHALLENGE YOU ANOTHER TIME (Intro) I LIKE TRAINS I LIKE TRAINS I LIKE TRAINS SO DUH I WORK HERE (Lose) WORKING WITH WHAT YOU LIKE MAKES YOU HAPPY EVERY DAY (Win) I THINK I LIKE TRAINS TOO MUCH IT MAY BE A DISEASE (Intro) My dad and mom just stare at their computers and tweet! So boring! (Lose) I hate dad, mom, and computers! I just like Pokémon! (Win) I'd like it better if they talked to me instead of tweeting on the computer... (Intro) I'm not in the Pokémon Fan Club... I'm in the Pokémon LOVE Club! (Lose) I love Pokémon so much! I LOVE loving Pokémon! (Win) Remember this! Remember I'm in the Pokémon Love Club! (Intro) He said he wanted to "score" with me... um, what's that mean? (Lose) W-W-W-Waaaagh! WAAAAAGH!! I'm crying tears of joy, here!! (Win) W-W-W-Waaaagh! WAAAAAGH!! WAAAAAGH!! WAAAAAGH!! (Intro) I don't like talking at all... I'll let my bike speak instead... (Lose) Vrooooom! Vroom VROOM!! Vrrrrrooooom! VRRRRRRRRRR! (Win) Sputter!! Sponk, spittle!! Skreeeee!! PLUNK!! (Intro) This isn't my uniform! I sewed these clothes myself! It's a hobby! (Lose) It's a uniform like in my animes! Cute, huh? Looks good on me? (Win) I wish I could live in a game, or an anime, or a manga, or a... (Intro) Pedal-pedal-pedal-pedal... (Lose) Ring! Ringading-ding! (Win) SCREEEEECH!! (Intro) I protect my peace. (Lose) I protected my peace. (Win) Don't disrupt my peace. (Intro) Adults have a WIDE variety of interests! For example, I'm nuts about uniforms! (Lose) I'm not actually a nurse... But this is what I always wear! (Win) Sorry for being a fake nurse! Don't mind me, I'm just nuts! (Intro) Pokémon are my FAMILY!! We'll show you our family's unity! (Lose) We did it, brother! We did it, sister! A family together is undefeatable! (Win) Nooo! My FAMILY!! What have you DONE?!? (Intro) I can DO IT! I can do ANYTHING! Let's do this! Let's DO THIS!! (Lose) We did it! We DID IT! I can do it! I can DO IT! I CAN DOOOOO IT!! (Win) My teacher said I was good! I shouldn't lose, I SHOULDN'T lose! (Intro) People call me a psychic, but I can't use any powers... (Lose) Following psychic fashion makes me look mystical, though! (Win) To seem more like a psychic, I take classes in magic! (Intro) Ooh! Cough, cough, I feel awful! Please have pity on me! (Lose) My feeling awful was a LIE! A Veteran has crafty techniques! (Win) You're pretty sharp for seeing through my cunning ruse... (Intro) I haven't had a bite in days... You're looking pretty tasty... (Lose) Ahhh, I can't help myself! Can I nibble on you a little...? (Win) Ahhh, no more! You and your Pokémon are looking like feasts... (Intro) Don't you think a restaurant for Pokémon would be fun? (Lose) Wouldn't everyone delight in a full course for Pokémon? (Win) A restaurant FOR Pokémon! NOT a Pokémon restaurant! (Intro) If my online friends knew I looked like this, they wouldn't mess with me! (Lose) I won, but that was scary as heck... This place really isn't "for" me... (Win) Eeeee... I ought to just stay in my room on the PC... (Intro) ALRIGHT!! Let's DO IT!! I am SO PUMPED!! (Lose) BAAANG!! (Win) I'LL REMEMBER THIS!! (Intro) A CHILD LIKE YOU COULD NOT UNDERSTAND THE BEAUTY I SEEK. (Lose) A SLAVE TO BEAUTY LIKE MYSELF IS NOT FIT FOR DEFEAT. (Win) ARE YOU THE TRUE FORM OF THE BEAUTY I SEEK TO ATTAIN?! (Intro) I'm so obsessed with Pokémon, She Who Must Be Obeyed is getting furious... (Lose) Pokémon is just so fun! Why would I stop? (Win) I don't wanna go home... I'm really not looking forward to Her Majesty's lecture... (Intro) Who the heck do you think I am?! I am the the patroller of the heavens! (Lose) You'd defy a policeman? Who do you think YOU are?! (Win) Believe you me, you will be caught... By I who patrols the heavens!