All To Get Her 9th Anniversary

"This wedding can't end..." "...until we establish who WON!"
Over the years, as their relationship developed, Asha and Brooke's constant one-upping cooled off quite a bit. Indeed, as great as they were individually, they'd learned that being together was what made them the best. And by the time having a wedding felt appropriate, it also felt unnecessary - what could they say that hadn't already been said? And what event could surpass the Divine Dungeon?
Yet when they dug up their old wedding idea of making it a "competition," it started to feel a lot more appealing to them. Though intended to be all in good fun, they also found themselves taking it very seriously - after all, wouldn't the winner get to lord it over her wife for the rest of time?
Seems the votes are coming in now... it's looking awfully close... uh oh.
...Ide. Who's going to be the winning bride?