I give you Shanko's Legacy.
Chapter 1: Shanko's Dream
EVERYTHING IS EXPLODING WHAT'S GOING ON
The title screen assembles itself in the most professional manner known to man.
All this text is scrolling upward. Very, very slowly.
I waited for this to end on its own for a good five minutes. This is what Shanko's Legacy will do to you. Anyway, new game.
Pretend Shanko is bouncing around really fast and glowing and exploding. Like, really fast.
Man, I love this plot, it makes so much sense.
This is a level.
This is me after beating the level.
At some point I died. The death animation is... well, you'll just have to trust me when I say it's wonderful. This is the most I can show of it without not being lazy and making a GIF.
I can lay fire bombs now by pressing ctrl.
We reached the end of the level again. Somehow.
A SWORD IS HURTLING RIGHT TOWARD ME WHY CAN'T I MOVE HELP
whatever i blew those guys up you can trust me
well this level looks too hard hope you liked my first update